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00:00Our ownership group, Big Cat Corp, has tasked us with finding a third member for the CREAM team.
00:05Welcome to the CREAM combine.
00:08When you touch the line, you've got to leave no doubt.
00:10You touch that cone, you break it, you left no doubt.
00:12We would now like to crown the third member of the CREAM team.
00:16Moving forward, help maintain this ice cream machine and serve the office.
00:30Oh, look at that.
00:32That's nice.
00:34Did I spell the name right?
00:36That was you?
00:37Yeah.
00:37Yeah.
00:38No, it wasn't.
00:38You're welcome.
00:39I'm the last day.
00:40Dude, I'm sweating already.
00:4115-minute walk.
00:43All right.
00:43I'm fucked.
00:44Got to burn off some of that details.
00:45I know.
00:46Seriously.
00:47I have to burn off whatever we ate this weekend.
00:49About a thousand beefs.
00:50So many beefs.
00:51They just kept reloading.
00:53Yeah.
00:53They kept spawning.
00:54Everlasting beefs.
00:55Welcome to Chicago.
00:57I guess I've got to find a seat.
00:58I don't know where to sit.
00:59Dude, I'm fired up, bro.
01:01I feel like I'm actually here.
01:03It doesn't feel real yet.
01:04Here, let me introduce you to everyone.
01:06Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:06This is Liam.
01:08Hey.
01:08How's it for you?
01:09Jerry's.
01:09Nice to meet you.
01:10Dana, you're working at his office now.
01:12Dude, it doesn't actually feel real yet because my shit hasn't been moved in yet.
01:16So I'm just kind of like floating around.
01:18It's still on its way over here.
01:19Yeah.
01:20Are you nervous?
01:21It's going to come, right?
01:22Yeah, I think.
01:24Hi, Caitlin.
01:25You don't want to hug me right now.
01:26Dude, why are you so sweaty?
01:27Because I walked.
01:28You sweat that much?
01:30Yes.
01:31All right.
01:33I don't know if we're good.
01:35My elbows are actually sweaty, too.
01:36Guys, this is Dana.
01:37You're going to be working at our office now.
01:39Yay!
01:40Yay!
01:40Yay!
01:41Yay!
01:41Yay!
01:45Exactly.
01:46We can share it as a really good.
01:48We're doing a really good sport.
01:49Sorry, I'm sweating.
01:50You're going to work.
01:50You guys, this is Dana.
01:51He's going to be working at our office now.
01:53What's up, boys?
01:54What's up?
01:54Nice to meet you.
01:55All right.
01:57See what happens from here, but big boy's in.
02:01Are you going to get a little tour?
02:02What?
02:03All right.
02:03Are you going to get a tour?
02:04Yeah.
02:05Our ownership group, Big Cat Corp, has tasked us with finding a third member for the green
02:09team for when we are absent from the office, so the office can still enjoy ice cream, even
02:17though we're not here.
02:17Well, you're talking to four people that have been deprived of ice cream all motherfucking
02:21week.
02:22Wait, what's happening?
02:22Huge mistake.
02:22What?
02:23No cream?
02:24Huge mistake.
02:25Zach goes with him.
02:26Jacob was on vacation.
02:27Big flaw in the system.
02:28No ice cream.
02:29Cream team's got to get better.
02:31We're already working on finding a new person to add.
02:32You just need to add a third.
02:34Yes.
02:34Yeah, so I told the cream team guys that for a Viva TV, they can do some interviews for
02:41who can be added to the cream team.
02:43We're here to scout.
02:44We're here to interview.
02:45Here to bust on a combine.
02:47Looking forward to the interviews with candidates.
02:48We have a three-stage process that we think will work best to find the most qualified
02:54candidate for the job.
02:56We have a big board of potential candidates who are interested in interviewing.
03:00We kind of went based off looks.
03:02Do they look the part and what we know about them?
03:06And if we know if they like ice cream or if they would kind of, you know, fit the whole
03:11cream aesthetic.
03:12Stage two, we're going to move into the interview process.
03:15So after scouting, you know, we've kind of got a feel of who we think in the office may
03:19be a good fit on the team.
03:20And then through the interview process, we'll be able to kind of better understand how that
03:24could be most applicable to the team, where their heart is when it comes to soft serve,
03:28and if there would be a good fit.
03:29And then stage three, the most important of all, the most exclusive stage, the combine.
03:35We have some brawn on here.
03:37We have some brains on here.
03:39We have some people on here who have neither.
03:42So we'll see.
03:43Some ice cream experience, some limited experience.
03:46And we're going to get to the bottom of it and find the best member for the team.
03:50Like Max could be a potential candidate?
03:52Max.
03:53Max could be a potential candidate?
03:54He definitely looks the part.
03:55You think?
03:56Yeah.
03:57Ice cream guy?
03:58Yeah.
03:59Respectful.
04:00He's one of us.
04:01I agree.
04:01You think we have any other ice cream guys?
04:03We have a lot of ice cream guys at this company, Zach.
04:07We have a lot.
04:08That's a great problem to have on a day like today, Jake.
04:10Doesn't Dana start today?
04:11I think he just first came.
04:13Yeah.
04:13Come on, man.
04:15No, that's not good.
04:17That's a whole-ass gooch stain.
04:19He looks the part.
04:21He looks the part.
04:22Ozempic can't stop him here.
04:25Lifelong ice cream guy.
04:27We got to interview Danny.
04:28He might give us shit.
04:30You never know.
04:31Maybe he's turned a new leaf.
04:32I hope so.
04:33Oh my god.
04:35Danny Conrad is scared.
04:36Oh no.
04:38I get it.
04:39I go.
04:39Yes.
04:40Great call.
04:41Why?
04:41Why?
04:42Good stuff.
04:43I have armed the cream team with pepper spray, soon-to-be tasers, and they are given green
04:50light to bring you to the ground.
04:53Why?
04:53Very good.
04:54Why?
04:54Look at that.
04:54You see the sign up there?
04:56Bam.
04:56There's signs.
04:57Lifetime ban.
04:58Everybody deserves a second chance, you know?
05:00I still got my eyes on them.
05:03It's too soon.
05:04I left the party at home.
05:06It seems very scripted, but it always does with them.
05:09Yeah.
05:10All right.
05:11I'm trying to figure out one.
05:13Cream team, what are you guys just doing?
05:14It works.
05:16I'm really hoping we can actually put our differences aside.
05:19It's up to them, not me.
05:21I put our differences aside months ago.
05:23Does the Rooney rule apply for cream team?
05:27Yeah.
05:29What's that?
05:29The Rooney rule?
05:31What the?
05:32Come on.
05:33I thought we can't.
05:34We can't.
05:35You can't be standing there talking about the Rooney rule.
05:36All right.
05:39We're here with the Guardians.
05:40We're going to do the Lucy closest to the pin challenge.
05:44Got to think Hedges wins this, right?
05:45He's the only one that swings.
05:46Are you a golfer?
05:52Swings.
05:54He's our defensive catcher.
05:56We can't fuck up your swing, though.
05:58You're good.
05:58It's already fucked up.
06:00115 on that tee.
06:01What are we doing?
06:01What are we doing?
06:03I want Pebble Beach.
06:04I'm taking it off the tee, Tate.
06:06Hold on.
06:07Hold on.
06:07I want a different club anyways.
06:13That was bad.
06:16Thanks.
06:17We'll take that.
06:18We'll take that.
06:21Is that 18-5?
06:22Oh, we're within feet now.
06:24I like that.
06:25All right.
06:2518-5 is the winner so far.
06:2718-5.
06:2818-5.
06:28Okay.
06:28Come on down.
06:38That was tight.
06:44What?
06:45Your hand is not going to fit in that glade.
06:47Oh, yeah.
06:48That's good.
06:54That's good.
06:55That's going to be the one.
06:55That's good.
06:56When it changes camera angles, that's good.
06:58Oh, Logan.
06:59Talk to me.
06:59Come on.
07:00That's the one.
07:00Come on now.
07:01Stop.
07:02Stop.
07:02Stop.
07:03Yeah.
07:03I've got to get my spin right there.
07:04Logan.
07:05Come on.
07:06Oh, that could be good.
07:11I'm not next.
07:12I'm not next.
07:13I'm not next.
07:16I'm trying.
07:19That's a freaking shoulder.
07:24That's good.
07:25That's it?
07:25That's it?
07:27Oh, boo, boo.
07:31All right, Logan won.
07:33Congratulations.
07:34Let's go.
07:35That boy.
07:35Champion.
07:36That's what we do.
07:40You are our 1-1 on our big board.
07:43You are our Trevor Lawrence, our Caleb Williams, our Andrew Luck.
07:49And we were hoping that maybe this could be a mutual fit.
07:52I don't even know what this job is for, but thank you.
07:55We were curious if you'd be open to the idea of possibly this interview goes well,
08:00and if you're good with it, being a third member on the Kareem team to help maintain,
08:04I'll keep the soft serve machine that does reside in the office.
08:08I don't know.
08:09I'm really busy.
08:10I'm really busy, guys.
08:11Really busy?
08:12But you like ice cream, though, right, Pug?
08:14I'm lactose intolerant, so I can't eat ice cream without very bad stomach pain.
08:20Dana.
08:21Yes, sir.
08:21Hello, Dana.
08:22Welcome.
08:23It's good to have you in Chicago.
08:25I'm excited.
08:26I'm ready to eat.
08:27Is there anything in particular that you're excited to eat while you're in the Chicago office?
08:32Pretty much anything.
08:34Nothing's really off limits edibly for me.
08:37Okay.
08:38I'm really, yeah, I'm going to get fat.
08:41Max, I have a big question for you.
08:43Okay.
08:44Do you like ice cream?
08:45Of course.
08:46It's been the best addition this office has ever had.
08:48Do you love ice cream?
08:49I think I love it too much.
08:51Yeah?
08:51Some may say that there is a point where you love ice cream too much, and it becomes
08:56a huge problem in your life, and I'm teetering on that line.
09:00One of the reasons we wanted you on our big board, why you're at the top of our list,
09:04actually.
09:04Really big board.
09:05Really big board.
09:06Really big board.
09:07Max, you look the part.
09:08Yeah.
09:09You look the part.
09:10I'm happy to be on, like, the obese board here.
09:14I know.
09:14It's not the obese board.
09:15Solid board.
09:16Good build board.
09:17Yep.
09:17The power board.
09:18Danny, let's address the elephant in the room.
09:22We've butted heads.
09:23Seeing that we've had this adversarial relationship in the past, we just want to know that we're
09:28ready to put all that behind us if you are too.
09:31I've been looking past it.
09:33Can you look past it, though?
09:35I think you guys still have a gripe with me.
09:38You should follow orders, Danny.
09:39I am MLB superstar Shohei Otani.
09:43Zach is my interpreter.
09:45We are visiting the Barstool office, but we don't know the ice cream machine exists.
09:49Can you offer Shohei Otani ice cream from the machine?
09:52I'm very capable.
09:53Go ahead.
09:55Hi.
09:56Hannah.
09:57Nice to meet you.
09:58Hi, Hannah.
09:59Nice to meet you.
10:00Is anyone interested in having some soft serve ice cream?
10:03I don't think Shohei Otani is deaf.
10:11He's deaf?
10:12I don't think he's deaf.
10:14I speak Japanese.
10:16You speak English to Hannah.
10:17Oh.
10:18You speak English to me.
10:20Okay.
10:21Oh, English to you as well.
10:22Yeah, but we'll pretend that between you and me it's Japanese.
10:25That's my man.
10:25Want some ice cream?
10:28She's got mechanics to make ice cream.
10:30Okay.
10:31Why do you want me to eat the ice cream?
10:33Why are you offering us ice cream?
10:35Because it makes me happy and I'm sure that it would make you happy.
10:38And you might not know that you want it right now, but you do.
10:41Okay.
10:41She assumes it'll make us happy.
10:43Okay.
10:43Like we'll enjoy it.
10:45That was great.
10:46That was great.
10:47Well done, Hannah.
10:48Great job.
10:48I think Shohei Otani would eat the ice cream.
10:50Do you think so?
10:51I think so as well, yeah.
10:51That's really good.
10:52Okay.
10:53Hello, Owen.
10:54Hello.
10:55Welcome.
10:56Thank you for having me.
10:57Thank you for being here today.
10:58Of course.
10:59Owen, do you have any passion for ice cream?
11:01Love it.
11:02Love it.
11:03Love is a strong word.
11:05Do you really love ice cream?
11:06Yeah.
11:06I've spent a good portion of my life around ice cream.
11:10Really?
11:10Consumed it for as long as I can ever think of, but I actually worked in an ice cream shop
11:15for a few summers.
11:17Voluntarily to start.
11:19And then I guess it was...
11:21Voluntarily meaning?
11:22Meaning...
11:22You chose to work there?
11:24I chose to help do some of their work while getting off of my other job to in turn get
11:30ice cream.
11:31And did you get paid for this ice cream service?
11:34I was paid in ice cream.
11:35So just for the love of the game, you started out your ice cream career?
11:39Yes.
11:40Do you love ice cream?
11:41I love ice cream.
11:42I would fuck it.
11:45I would make love to ice cream if I could.
11:49I can.
11:50And I would.
11:52We don't kink shame.
11:54And probably if it's melted enough too.
11:57You never know.
11:58I don't know how we can get that thing less soupy.
12:00You know what I was thinking?
12:01What were you thinking?
12:01Recently, have you seen those videos where the people are like, oh, I wanted chocolate?
12:05And then they take the top of the soft serve off and they throw it at the person?
12:09I don't think our ice cream machine can do that.
12:12There's only one way to put it out.
12:13I don't think there's...
12:14If we're doing the DQ test, I don't think we can do it.
12:19When are we going to be able to do that TikTok where we throw ice cream at each other's face?
12:23We could probably do it right now.
12:25No.
12:25It's way too soupy.
12:27Way too soupy.
12:28You can throw that.
12:29You can't throw soup.
12:30It's not soupy.
12:32Tell me you haven't tried to throw soup, Zach.
12:36Never in my life.
12:37Yeah.
12:38Pick up some soup and try and throw it.
12:40You're just getting veggies.
12:42Cody, thank you for joining us today.
12:44Thanks for having me.
12:45Any knowledge of the current machine that's in the...
12:47I have a little knowledge just based off what you guys have displayed and watching you guys kind of go through the process.
12:53What would you say you have retained about the C713 soft serve machine?
12:58It takes a lot of care, a lot of love, a lot of work.
13:00A very tender touch.
13:02Very tender touch, yeah.
13:03There's a lot of moving parts.
13:04You willing to touch this machine tenderly?
13:06I would touch it tenderly for sure.
13:08That's good to know.
13:09Yeah.
13:12Toppings?
13:13It all has to be dairy free.
13:15Certainly.
13:16My stomach will be fucked up.
13:17We want you badly.
13:20Dana, do you have any experience with commercial-grade, food-grade lubricant?
13:25No.
13:26How quick do you think you could pick it up?
13:28I'm a fast learner.
13:30When I...
13:30Fat learner?
13:31I'm sorry?
13:32I'm sorry?
13:33A fat learner?
13:34I didn't hear.
13:35I misheard you.
13:35I am a fat learner.
13:36Yes.
13:38But when there is things that I'm passionate about and that I need to learn and that I
13:42take the time and effort to learn, I'm an A-plus superstar with those things.
13:47Would you consider soft serve ice cream one of those things?
13:50If you...
13:51If I was called upon, yes.
13:53I would dedicate my life to it.
13:55Even your Friday afternoons?
13:57Never mind.
14:00I like getting fucked up on Friday afternoons.
14:03We clean the machine every Friday afternoon.
14:05Sometimes it's two and a half to three hours.
14:08Do you think that that would expedite the process a little bit?
14:11Having a third?
14:12Probably.
14:13With cleaning?
14:14It might.
14:15With especially...
14:16What are you about to say?
14:17Especially what?
14:19Especially what?
14:20Why do you think that I'd be more cute?
14:24Especially with washing the parts.
14:28What does your availability look like Fridays and weekends in the upcoming future?
14:33Are you available for ice cream work?
14:36You might have caught me at a bad time.
14:38I'm on this internet reality show that requires me to work every weekend in August.
14:45Every Friday?
14:46Every Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Thursday for what it's worth.
14:49Thursday too?
14:50Thursday too.
14:51I'll be busy getting a different kind of cream.
14:53You know what I mean, Zach?
14:54I'm not particularly sure what you mean, but others might be.
14:59You could elaborate if you'd...
15:01It's a safe space.
15:02If you wish.
15:03Trust tree.
15:03You're in the trust tree.
15:04Yeah, 100%.
15:04Feel free.
15:05Seems like a waste of me.
15:06I wish I'm good with where I'm at.
15:08So, quick question.
15:10Say Friday, office is packed until about 5 or 6 and we have to start cleaning the machine.
15:14Are you open to the idea of like, if we start at 5, 36, we might be here?
15:197, 8?
15:21Perfect.
15:22Awesome.
15:22Sounds great.
15:23We got to be able to throw.
15:25If that's what you think you could bring to this team...
15:27Nope.
15:27Can't do it.
15:28The more that I think about it, we need an expert in viscosity and I don't think I'm that guy.
15:34So, you're saying you outwardly present viscous, but internally way less viscous.
15:39Yeah, I'm...
15:40I'm too shoopy.
15:43This is a shoopy build that I got here.
15:46Just because we care about you...
15:48Yeah.
15:49We would like to see you in the next round.
15:51Thanks, boy.
15:52I think we would like you to move on to the next round of the process.
15:55If you'd be interested in the combine.
15:57I'm very interested.
15:59Well, Danny, based on everything you've said, all that you've given us, and all that you've
16:04been willing to put behind you, I feel like you deserve at least a shot in the combine.
16:10Do you agree, Zach?
16:11I do.
16:12Would you be willing to participate, Danny?
16:14I would absolutely be willing to participate.
16:16Owen, we would like to offer you a position in the next round of our process.
16:22I'll happily accept.
16:24Do you have guts, kid?
16:26Heart.
16:27Determination.
16:28Grit.
16:30Green.
16:34How do you expect me to throw this ice cream?
16:45The consistency is not throwable consistency right here.
16:49It does still taste good.
16:51And you know what it would taste great with?
16:54The part of my cheesesteak desserts.
16:56And you know where you can get a part of my cheesesteak dessert?
16:58With the big one combo, you get a cheesesteak, a dessert, and a drink all in the big one.
17:05All at part of my cheesesteak.
17:06It's the best place for your game day eats or late night eats at partofmycheesesteak.com.
17:12If you use PMC20, you get 20% off your order at partofmycheesesteak.com.
17:19Actually, that threw pretty well.
17:22Gather round, potential creamers.
17:25Right this way.
17:26Please gather round.
17:28And we're starting.
17:30Taking your sweet time, Mr. Beers.
17:32Sweet.
17:32Welcome to the cream combine.
17:36We have four challenges for you today, or drills, to prove yourself worthy of taking care of our dear Taylor C713 sauce serve ice cream machine.
17:49Welcome.
17:50Thanks.
17:52I see no one else stressed for the occasion.
17:54Good shirt, Dan.
17:58Thank you, Zach.
17:59Our first challenge will be a swirl test.
18:03Then we'll go on to fast cone.
18:06Then we will go on to the bucket course.
18:08And finally, three cone drew.
18:10Are all of you wearing comfortable shoes?
18:13Yeah.
18:14I'm saying.
18:14Kinda.
18:16Comfortable.
18:17They're comfortable.
18:18I do.
18:19I am sensing a little bit of a disadvantage.
18:22You know what?
18:23Hannah, my first football trial for the Florida Gators, I forgot cleats.
18:26Did you?
18:27Yeah.
18:27Okay.
18:28I was in Nike flex running shoes, and I felt like an idiot.
18:32That's okay.
18:32I didn't fall down.
18:33Well, it turned out well for you, right?
18:34Yeah, I got three more tries.
18:36That's good.
18:36But you guys won't.
18:38Please, if you could file, single file, grab a cone, and quickly make your best swirl.
18:44It doesn't matter the flavor, whatever one you like more, but try and make it artistic,
18:49and make it like you're going to present it to a high-tier guest.
18:54Dana, you can go first.
19:00And hold your cone once you're complete.
19:11I went one second too long.
19:14Oh my God.
19:14Oh, he's eating it.
19:15Oh, please hold your cone.
19:17Please hold your cone.
19:17Can't eat it?
19:18All right.
19:19All right.
19:19Nice.
19:32Wow.
19:32Wow.
19:42Wow.
19:42I chose a different method.
20:03It's good layering.
20:05You get more bang for your buck.
20:07There's style points for artistic creativity.
20:12I like it.
20:12Thank you, Mr. Ames.
20:13Good cone, Danny.
20:14Thank you, Mr. Arneal.
20:16Now, we will move on to the second stage.
20:19The second stage of our combine.
20:22Dana's getting high on his own supply already.
20:24If we could have your attention for one moment, we would like you guys, if you could, please
20:28now complete your cone as quickly as possible.
20:39Remember, there's no shame in the cream game.
20:42It's cold.
20:43I'm going to have to power through the brain freeze.
20:45Fight the brain freeze.
20:46It's our equivalent of shell shock, or cone shock, if you will.
20:54It's where you earn your grit.
20:57I'd like to point out some of our cones were way higher than ours.
21:00Well, Danny, some might say shit ain't sweet.
21:03I've been just giving the customer the biggest bang for their buck.
21:07Well, that's what you wanted.
21:09Okay there, Dana.
21:11It doesn't help if it's already dated to our cone.
21:13What does this have to do with making ice cream?
21:17Well, the cream team, we eat a lot of ice cream.
21:20So, you've got to believe in the product.
21:22Yeah.
21:23If you don't believe in the product, what are we really doing here?
21:25No.
21:26Well done, Owen.
21:28Well done.
21:29Ah!
21:31I spent it.
21:32Oh, my God.
21:33I think I'm going to need to watch that.
21:34We don't have to eat anymore.
21:35You quit.
21:36Well done, guys.
21:37I love the heart.
21:39The desire.
21:40Are you waiting for me?
21:42I'm just admiring your work.
21:45I've never seen someone quit and just continue the race.
21:49Might as well stay it in.
21:51All right, let's go.
21:52We're good.
21:53You've got to put the cone down, brother.
21:57You good, Dana?
21:58I'm ready.
22:00I'm out throwing it out, boys.
22:01That was impressive, Greg.
22:05All right.
22:06Well done, everyone.
22:06Impressive.
22:07Well done.
22:07Yeah.
22:09Now, if you guys would like to move on to our third round.
22:12You good, Dana?
22:12You want another question?
22:13I'm good.
22:14I'm ready to go.
22:16We've got a bucket course prepared for you guys today.
22:19Who would like to go first?
22:21What is that?
22:22A bucket course?
22:23That is correct.
22:24A bucket course.
22:24What's that?
22:25We're going to get right into it as soon as you guys...
22:28I'll go first.
22:28You want to go first, Dana?
22:29Yeah.
22:29We're volunteering.
22:30We appreciate that very much.
22:31I will run through the bucket drill just so you guys have an idea of what to do.
22:36Start.
22:38One, two, and do five of those.
22:41One, three, four, five.
22:47Around.
22:50In the drip tray, bucket on top of the machine.
22:55Don't let the bucket drop or spill, please.
22:57Is there penalties for spillage?
23:00No, I don't want to clean it up.
23:02All right, Dana, you volunteer to go first?
23:04Yep.
23:06You guys have a timer?
23:07Start in three, two, one, go.
23:15Three, four, five.
23:18Good roll.
23:21Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
23:23Oh, my God.
23:25Time.
23:25Watch the bucket.
23:2611.66.
23:28Hold on, Dana.
23:28That was scary.
23:30Just a little.
23:30Any deductions for hitting anything or?
23:32Or spillage?
23:33Good to know.
23:34There was a little bit of spillage.
23:36Thanks.
23:37I don't like that.
23:38We're going to add one second of the time for spillage production.
23:4312.66, Zach.
23:45You ready, Danny?
23:46Yeah.
23:49Three, four, five.
23:52I like it.
23:53Good rest.
23:54Good rest.
23:57Smooth like butter.
24:0012.76.
24:04I lost by .1.
24:05.1.
24:06.1 behind Dana.
24:08Don't beat yourself up.
24:10I lost bullets.
24:11I lost some to hang your hand on.
24:14Fuck!
24:15Go.
24:16One, two, three, four, five.
24:20Good rest.
24:21Oh, my God.
24:22Oh, my God.
24:23Oh, my God.
24:23Oh, my God.
24:24Oh, my God.
24:25Oh, my God.
24:26Oh, my God.
24:26Well done.
24:2818.7.
24:29Three, two, one, go.
24:36Three, two, three, four, five.
24:41Good.
24:41Whoa, whoa.
24:42Whoa, your sweat.
24:44Oh, tripping.
24:4713.1.
24:51Add a second for Spillage.
24:52Add a second for Spillage.
24:53I didn't want to win.
24:53Are you scared about this process, Owen?
24:57No.
24:58A little bit too scared?
24:59No, I just got ahead of myself.
25:01A little too excited.
25:02Dana with a time of 12.66.
25:04Dana forgot that Union Ice Cream was an actual challenge.
25:06The whole challenge?
25:07Not just for fun.
25:09Correct.
25:10Danny with a time of 12.76.
25:13Owen with a time of 14.1.
25:16And Hannah with a time of 18.7.
25:19Sub-20s all around, that's something to be proud of as a group.
25:23We will be moving to our fourth and final drill station, the three-cone drill.
25:28We would now like to demonstrate the three-cone drill.
25:30So what you're going to do, ice cream pun in hand, cone-to-cone, come in here, cone-to-cone.
25:38Look at that speed.
25:40Look at that speed.
25:41Stay strong, folks.
25:43Five stars.
25:45Who would like to go first?
25:46I'll kick it off again.
25:48Go, Dana.
25:49No eating, Dana.
25:51She's going to ask.
25:51No eating.
25:52I already licked it, so you're not allowed to eat it.
25:55But you didn't lick this side.
25:56No, I didn't.
25:58You know what, Dana?
25:59You can do whatever you want.
26:01On three, two, one, go.
26:06He said he hit.
26:07You've got to push his hip.
26:10That's okay.
26:12That's what I said.
26:15He hit the cone.
26:16I hit it with force.
26:18Yes, in football trials, they say when you touch the line, you've got to leave, no doubt.
26:21You touch that cone, you break it, you left, no doubt.
26:23On three, two, one, go.
26:30Leave, no doubt.
26:30You touched it.
26:32You touched it.
26:33Yep, finish strong.
26:34Finish strong.
26:35Finish strong.
26:37Uh-uh.
26:38Time's like that.
26:40Okay.
26:41Sub 10.
26:41That's good.
26:42Well done.
26:43On three, two, one, go.
26:46No doubt.
26:49No doubt.
26:50He's fast.
26:51He's fast.
26:557.3.
26:57What was Dana's?
26:587.97.
26:59Boom.
27:003, 2, 1, go.
27:04Boom.
27:0515 holes.
27:06That was good.
27:076.8.
27:12One.
27:13That speed.
27:14Well done, Owen.
27:16Coming in first is Owen with a time of 6.81.
27:19Coming in second is a time of Danny with 7.3.
27:23And coming in third is Dana, 7.97.
27:27And fourth, Hannah, 9.96.
27:30All sub 10 seconds.
27:31Again, as a team, you should be proud.
27:34Good performances, everyone.
27:36Zach, are we ready?
27:38Are we ready to crown our third teammate?
27:43I think it's that time, Jacob.
27:44I think it might be.
27:47First of all, we would like to thank you guys for your time through this entire process.
27:52You have all shown your dedication, not just to this ice cream machine and to this office,
27:58but to the love of ice cream and the love of the game.
28:01And we appreciate you tremendously.
28:03And we'll never forget your effort.
28:05With that being said, Zach, take it away.
28:08We would now like to crown the third member of the cream team moving forward to help maintain
28:15this ice cream machine and serve the office.
28:18I do want to say one more time, thank you guys for coming.
28:21I do appreciate everyone showing up and giving it their all.
28:24Trials and tribulations, all the creaming.
28:26Danny, you show great speed with the cone drill.
28:30Hannah, determination with the bucket.
28:32Dana, you ate that cone so good.
28:35Owen, a little bit of spillage on the time trial, but you came back strong in the three
28:42cone drill, which is why we would like to crown you the third member of the cream team.
28:54Well done, Owen.
28:55Well done.
28:55Teammates, opponents, congrats.
28:59This is an honor.
29:00You earned your pinstripe, someone.
29:03We look forward to serving with you.
29:04I look forward to serving with you.
29:06If I ever have a feeling.
29:10You will have to speak with our ownership group.
29:12I used to do all this combine for nothing.
29:15I never had a chance, did I?
29:16Is it about fun, Danny?
29:18It's not about fun.
29:19It's about work.
29:20Was it because of my answers in the interview?
29:22I love ice cream.
29:23I would fuck it.
29:25Looking back, I wish I didn't say that.
29:27I want this job if he fucks up.
29:30We'll put you on our reserves.
29:32On the wait list?
29:33Mm-hmm.
29:33Well, this should be second place.
29:36If you're going to do reserves.
29:37I just want to be treasurer.
29:39Hannah, you can be treasurer.
29:41This ice cream machine could really use that.
29:42If always shits the bed, I'm right here.
29:46If you ate that cone, you would suck.
29:47I feel sick.
29:49That was beautiful.
29:49I do feel sick.
29:50It was beautiful work.
29:52Ownership's buried in two, right?
29:53Yes.
29:54Well done, Hannah.
29:55Well done.
29:58Oh.
29:59Thank you, Hannah.
30:01Cream scheme's over.
30:03We were sent on a mission.
30:05We did succeed.
30:06Third member has been added to the team.
30:08We think ownership will be pleased with our decision.
30:10And not because of nepotism, because of a thorough research involved in the process,
30:16and not that Owen is the cousin of Big Cat's best friend.
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