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00:00yeah so basically all the content people got to O'Hare all got on a plane flight got canceled they
00:16got deboarded email goes out they all got a drive some are gonna get here by like midnight the rest
00:21of the crew has to be here by noon tomorrow so we can roll forward with the challenges but today
00:25just the production crew and the tech team hey how are you yeah so our flight was canceled I was
00:32really hoping it would just be delayed and we could post up and crush termies for a good three
00:36to four hours but nope just straight up canceled okay dick what's going on here farted I'm driving
00:41everyone up to Rhinelander five-hour drive it's been a long day to camp our stool we are driving
00:49in chief Chevy only problem is the skies don't look great we'll see what happens they'll be
00:53interesting to see all these people try to make it up there and you said Dave was on the ox Dave
00:59has just been watching the old UFC fight this is bullshit this is bullshit I don't think I've
01:05ever seen the angrier skies yeah we're about to get dumped on we just look like twister skies
01:13we're being safe that's kind of soft what are you doing we picked up a bottle of bourbon we're just
01:19sitting you're driving yeah we're in the car right now we're an hour in you're a public in that job
01:28you're not filming this are you no dude but I could yeah just there was a point where like I thought
01:36these like I literally couldn't see in front of this shit we're the we're the all over so I should
01:40I should probably stop drinking it probably yeah all right fine this guy it's like you talk to him he
01:51really thinks I'm sipping bourbon while I'm driving
01:53what's up welcome to camp barstool uh I'm the only one here I guess on my bunk well I'm definitely not
02:04taking the top bunk so that's uh huh off the list I think this one will do welcome home for the next
02:12one great thanks for Mountain Dew sheets ready to win I'm excited yeah we got uh we got Tate
02:19smokes Kadic uh me spider and oldie so we pretty much have the cast of barstool beach house uh and
02:27Canadian and spider so it's gonna be great what's up boy how's the drive good good really good we we
02:35left about two o'clock and we just had a nice leisurely ride and stopped a couple times we
02:40didn't at all well you were driving you didn't at all go the wrong way for an hour did you do
02:46your thing where you don't trust the maps again we stopped at Wisconsin Dells oh it's not the funnel
02:52it's not a lot of fun we're bringing walkers in the house everybody oh shit what up beef wonder
02:57who that is you bring your own pillow of course I brought my own pillow you know some sort of
03:06non-pillar bringer afraid of which one of these beds are you going to fuck a dude in
03:10I think I'm gonna take one of these on the edge by themselves
03:13just bring that in my cabin you want one yeah
03:17I'm gonna take this one hold on I'm gonna call Mook and tell them I'm hotbox in our place
03:27yo I'm hotbox in our fucking cabin dude
03:32yeah I put one under everybody's pillow
03:36I got some wine wood tips for the boys how's KB driving
03:42so Kyle isn't good at driving at dark or with turns have you guys had turns yet
03:47not many okay yeah just watch out for turns that's like the one thing also Kyle you can't see dude
03:55I can't yeah all right
03:58we're four hours away
04:00what it's a five it's a five-hour drive
04:03fuck man all right I'm gonna lay down in Mook's bed and beat my shit
04:11is that Zoopy what's up brother let's see the Taco Bell
04:19oh my legs
04:21$126 up $126 down
04:24my legs we fucking did it what a journey oh
04:31oh
04:33Kate did fart at Taco Bell
04:37let's go baby I'm gonna fucking poop up right here I'll tell you that right now
04:42someone's getting the business 12 and 10 from the room
04:45they don't need to call me a hero they it shifts all I did was step up to the uh
04:52rental counter get the car and drive five hours that's nothing
04:56all I did was steer Dana steers
04:59I'm a huge Dana guy but he got a lot of credit for
05:02I know I don't know why you guys are acting like I'm a superhero
05:06I'll take the credit I had a lot of gas going into the ride only farted once nobody smelled it
05:13thank you Dana
05:14what up
05:16wait
05:17I don't know I was gonna go outside and fart but it just went away
05:22this little one
05:24little guy
05:26what up
05:27soft
05:28what's up Bucci
05:30how we doing bro
05:31long drive
05:32we're here we're always driving though
05:33not those suckers who got cancelled
05:35how'd you say soft
05:37the ground is soft
05:38we're sleeping in the elements tonight
05:39he's so upset
05:40yeah I can't
05:41how am I gonna perform camp games in this shit
05:44exactly
05:45that's the first comedy made
05:47what's going on dude
05:49uh
05:50we just did about an hour of a Conor Griffin playlist which was the most eclectic mix of music you could ever imagine
05:56but it was good
05:57Conor Griffin is the worst DJ of all time but also I can't quit him
06:02he
06:03the only music this man listens to
06:06is
06:07his playlist of songs that he downloaded in like 2011
06:12off of iTunes that he paid $1.25 for each song
06:1629 yeah
06:17uh he paid $1.29 for the John Cena theme song and also the Hanukkah song by Adam Sandler
06:22to Hanukkah song by Adam Sandler
06:25I don't celebrate Hanukkah
06:26call me maybe
06:27oh at one point
06:28at one point the Don't Stop Believe in Glee cover
06:32made an appearance at the playlist
06:34it was insane
06:35that was on the iTunes
06:36it was insane
06:37keep the people guessing you gotta keep them on their toes at a long car ride
06:39play Gangnam Style twice
06:40yeah he came in like riding on Gangnam Style
06:43he ran away
06:45no he's asleep apparently
06:49shh
06:50shh
06:53Conor do you wanna go top honky?
06:54no
06:55hey he's asleep
06:56let's put our cocks in his mouth
06:58let's put our balls on his face
06:59and our cocks in his mouth
07:02come on
07:03everybody
07:04we're gonna put our cocks in his mouth
07:08shh
07:09oh fuck
07:10oh fuck
07:11fuck
07:12hey
07:13fuck
07:14uh what's up Brandon?
07:16what'd y'all say?
07:18we just saw each other today
07:19hey
07:22hey
07:23still gonna put your cocks in my mouth
07:26dude they're from my eye mask
07:28fuck
07:29there's no shitting in that bathroom
07:30what?
07:31that's a pee in bathroom
07:32there's no, that's a pee in bathroom
07:34that's from pee in
07:35there's no shitting
07:36I was gonna go shitting there
07:3730 seconds from now
07:38so
07:39I'm glad you said that
07:40oh yeah I do have to kind of share
07:41cut off
07:42anyone wanna go brush their teeth right now
07:44or take a shave?
07:46like
07:47maybe wash their face
07:49I feel like you could do that on your own
07:51yeah
07:53if
07:54listen
07:55not a big deal
07:56if you do wake up with like a sore butt hole
07:59I think it's the north
08:00I think it's like the woods
08:01yeah
08:02I think it's like an allergy to the weather
08:04KB just beasted that drive
08:09oh lord
08:10beasted that thing
08:11I've been holding in this fart for like an hour
08:14yeah
08:15I'm so sorry
08:16it's fine
08:17so sorry that was in your direction too
08:19that was
08:20I might have shit my pants
08:21shit my pants
08:22trip
08:23a lot of food
08:24two farts and a foot
08:25oh there was a
08:2615 feet
08:27that's a cat like agility
08:43oh thank you
08:44let the midnight special
08:46shine a light on me
08:48I'm that guy
08:49you were really good at turns
08:50his terrain was wrong
08:51good at turns?
08:52yeah
08:53they said you were bad at turns
08:54we didn't really have to turn
08:55it was an interphase
08:57right here at the end though
08:58man this feels freaking amazing out here
09:00how long has it been since you drove?
09:02oh wow
09:052018
09:08there was one point he was standing up while driving
09:12he said his butt hurt
09:14dude this is awesome
09:16I cannot even explain
09:18this is
09:19bringing me back to my childhood
09:21I went to summer camp
09:23yeah
09:24like 10 years
09:25kid
09:26this is freaking
09:27awesome
09:28yep
09:29I can be
09:30all right
09:31you two
09:32where I want to walk down
09:33dude
09:34okay
09:36what the laptop
09:37what the laptop
09:38I think your toothbrush is right here
09:49oh no
09:50did I leave anything else for a while?
09:54no almost
09:55the whole thing almost came out
09:56yeah
09:57it's not good
09:58everything
09:59this rocks
10:01what's up
10:02what's up gang?
10:03shout out
10:1714 hour travel day
10:18shout out
10:19in the face of adversity
10:20clutched up for the team
10:21there we go baby
10:26the grind man
10:28this is day
10:29what is this?
10:30day 5 out of
10:3212 days
10:34away from home
10:35but
10:36I'm blessed man
10:37this is our job
10:38this is what we do
10:39this is what we do
10:40it's like we're walking in
10:42getting fucking axed murdered
10:44Tante fucking giggle shit's over here
10:49I might shower
10:50if everyone else is showering
10:52I'm showering
10:53I already stink like hell so
10:55is everyone asleep?
10:57he's got to be farting and shit
11:12that's pretty close
11:13I have to shit
11:14that's a farting
11:15farting range
11:16where's the communal bathrooms?
11:18they're so far away
11:19yeah
11:20oh no
11:21he's got to shit already
11:22I keep farting boys
11:24that's what happens
11:25you can't explode
11:26oh no
11:27that's what happens
11:29you can't explode
11:30oh dude
11:31fuck
11:32oh is this me?
11:34yes
11:35please add beef
11:40and beef
11:41I'm already here
11:42woah
11:43woah
11:44woah
11:45it's a fucking first guy here
11:47oh my god
11:48sorry
11:49oh my god
11:50this is the biggest guy in the world
11:51that's exactly what I need to do
11:52take a second
11:53oh people
11:54I didn't even see you
11:55you should get lost in the sauce
11:56baby
11:57yo do you guys mind if I play like white noise
11:59is that cool with you?
12:00I don't do
12:01I think that's good
12:02it's just like a box fan white noise
12:04I don't know why I'm looking for an outlet
12:06like I'm gonna find an outlet
12:08you're awesome
12:09I might just hold my shit until tomorrow
12:12let's see if you look over
12:13no lucky quarter
12:14yeah
12:15oldie's got to be on a shower count though
12:17yes
12:18oldie has to shower
12:19he can't be stinking up
12:20that's all
12:21did you not a shower guy?
12:22no
12:23who?
12:24oldie's a stinky
12:25oh oldie
12:26yeah
12:27yeah
12:29beach house has taught me how to brush my teeth without any fucking sinks
12:33whoa
12:34we see that
12:35nothing
12:36what's that?
12:37shout out mountain doom man
12:50do the doom
12:51time to doom squirrel
12:55squirrel
12:56oh let's go
13:00hell yeah
13:08oh yeah
13:09oh yeah
13:10oh yeah
13:11oh yeah
13:15nothing says summer like being at the lake, being at camp, getting a little peace and quiet, chilling
13:32I'm doing it with a mountain dew
13:33I'm doing it with a mountain dew
13:34and these new cans look incredible don't they?
13:35I want to go stock up the cooler, maybe get out on the boat, maybe do a little bit of that, and if not, I'll just hang here, either way, look at these cans, it looks so good in my hands, I could just stare at the can all day, I want to drink mountain dew all day, I'm going to drink mountain dew all day, I'm going to drink mountain dew all day.
13:49this is incredible.
13:50the mountain is calling, experience the refreshing citrus kick of mountain dew, grab one today.
14:07morning
14:14why don't you go fuck yourself, what do you think about that?
14:17how'd you sleep?
14:20I slept like a baby.
14:21everyone else did not sleep like a baby.
14:25apparently, our guy beef needs a ventilator.
14:29kate was comparing it to the we will rock you
14:32and apparently, ebo, who's not even in our bunk, he's in the next ceremony, he's in the next party.
14:36bunk he's in the next one was hearing it so as you would be to assume I snored
14:46are you a snore guy you know that yeah yeah
14:52morning we do it beautiful day here at Camp Barstool out in the woods got my
14:59hoodie on in the morning late August it's not too long
15:05hell yeah I'm excited for the day I'm excited to be out here all week I can't
15:09really imagine a better way to spend a work week than out here in summer camp
15:12with all these hooligans you think you're gonna make any new friends this
15:15week I don't know I never really thought about that I hope so
15:24because we got in last night early or late and I didn't see anything didn't know where
15:29the bathrooms were ran out of my cabin and I saw urinals and lights on over there
15:36blew that motherfucker sky high that's the girl I know so I walk out I see girls on
15:42the fucking paper oh
15:47I'm not just a poop oh look at a bubblegut
15:51a horse pile what am I supposed to do I just see lights on and urinals and stalls
15:55and I'm like beeline I didn't know ours was all the way down there Dante
15:59what time was this at 4 a.m. then he had beef then he had beef like
16:05did anybody wake up beef like like every time beef breathed I thought he was gonna
16:11fucking die oh my god I was scared I'm like I was
16:15tired of like go check on him and I was like beef scary man it's crazy so after the
16:214 a.m. snafu I got up at 6 30 walked around the
16:27compound a couple of times that went out on the canoe did a lap around the
16:30lake and here we are fucking vibes are up all right it's currently 7 23 at Camp
16:37Barstool I just came back kayaking but I looked out here and I just see this big
16:42red canoe probably 300 yards out and you are never gonna guess who's in that red
16:49canoe at 7 25 in the morning it's fucking Mike Haydick I feel fantastic I
16:56love camp I grew up going to camp like my grandpa built us a camp in
17:00Pennsylvania this is like my second home it's like Bigfoot oh my god you got
17:08one no I can't tell if it's the weed weeds are a fish how you doing Katie can I try
17:18that one if you don't mind keep that one loose
17:19thank you brother just don't like the button oh I hate it
17:23it just doesn't have a ton of line on it I'm a little worried not a great catch
17:27Nicky are you still smoking cigs yeah I just smoked one really yeah you want
17:32one kinda yeah it's the best feeling in the world I don't know about that I
17:38honestly I don't really crank that many hoons these days yeah but here I can't
17:42fuck it yeah vacation darts
17:46there I'll light it for you I'll smoke another one hookshot
17:56dang yeah I just got a nibble I think oh I didn't set the line I don't think you got
18:03one hundred percent holding your poon I would have been able to set the hook I
18:08do I ripped ass so much of the beach house all the girls are so disgusted
18:12crazy farts mid-sleep last night it was like probably probably like a five
18:17second fart it was like yeah like someone unloaded a clip dude
18:24hmm hmm I need to light a bunch of hoops
18:29ha ha ha
18:30please run baby let's go
18:33hi oldie how are you I'm great you look awesome thank you appreciate it I'm so
18:40excited for this week yeah I'm so excited look at this place hoops
18:45everywhere you have bro dude this is sick there we go add it in bunker four that's
18:51my number guys how'd they know I'll dish up right here boys oh yeah that's
18:55fucking oh dude
18:56ha ha let's fucking go
18:59ha ha ha this is gonna be fucking sick dude
19:03this is gonna be sick okay I got some chips some snacks for the boys here let's do
19:07wait the bus is open
19:09let me crack you there oh you're already cracking
19:11no it blew open it blew open it busted on the airway
19:13wow my boy I know you can crush chips and I gotta drop these off too look at Timmy's
19:19here I got a dude I got 150 let's go let's go okay so we're good let's go fuck around
19:30and find out no let's go work dude what a nice spread this place is okay wires we
19:36can't go past there no we're allowed free-for-all drop the rock okay let's go I'm gonna
19:42drop this off right now wait till you see all the activities we have down here there's more
19:46shit oh dude this is fucking beautiful 11 o'clock I made it before 12 three flights
19:54dude I stayed in Indianapolis last night two soda pops and back home to bed and then up at
20:00fucking five uber airport gotta go we tried earlier didn't catch shit nothing nothing not even a bite
20:14yeah that's fishing not catching yeah oh this is sick oh this is fucking sick
20:24what's up what's up
20:27you pumped to be slumming it again this week yeah dude I fucking love this week
20:33it's so much fun just hanging with the boys in the cabin all right boys home sweet home oh
20:41shit this looks like last year Zach you take this one okay Zach take this one okay sounds good Max
20:51where are we oh god is that a shitter oh my god yeah no shit no shitting in here pissing pissing in here
20:57shitting over there it's shitting in another one yeah here you can actually you can take either either
21:02one of these that you want here uh Max I'm gonna let you choose uh I did tell them I sometimes get
21:08night terrors so sometimes okay good okay good oh god oh Max no get off me choose Max come on
21:14bags there all right this is me okay here we go what is the uh what's like the masturbation rule
21:24in this uh if you do it you have to have uh some a friend with you like watching yeah okay
21:29we just we only we masturbate in pairs we call that code red it's code red and they just if we
21:36get you masturbating by yourself you're in trouble i'm the only one here is not shorts so i'm gonna go
21:41put my shorts on you can you can come in yeah it's pretty good um yeah i won't get uh
21:53uh uh how's breakfast um i think i'm gonna go without uh whoa i think i'm gonna go without um
22:06there's jack in the back oh it's zack in the back guys is there guys there's a gopro in this
22:13bathroom is there really yeah there's a gopro i'm kidding i'm kidding oh this is this is super
22:19important i mean while we're uh i gotta put sunblock on i've had like skin cancer issues there
22:28and on my back you see a scar back there somewhere yeah yeah here you can come watch me put my sunblock
22:35on this will be kind of fun um so this is my mirror this is where i'm putting makeup on in the
22:42morning i guess important you gotta get the nips they get really uh super super sunburned guys this
22:53is so up who put the green dildo in my drawer i'm kidding guys that was uh
23:00no that's actually really uncool thanks for coming and doing this yeah it'll be really fun yeah that's
23:05awesome good to see you yeah you're wearing a shirt this week yeah i am i'm trying to get one right
23:10right now i think it'd be awesome if you didn't what not wearing a shirt would be a choice too
23:14i mean yeah i guess i could do that is it offensive are you offended no is this is everybody like eating
23:21or something so right here they have like shirts and stuff oh cool hi guys it's lunchtime here at camp
23:28barstool you know what lunchtime reminds me of it reminds me of a part of my cheese steak
23:33part of my cheese steak is the best that's the best cheese steaks loaded fries delicious desserts
23:39part of my cheese steak is the best and now we're also introducing the big one where you get a
23:44cheese steak a dessert and a drink all in one it's the best deal it's the best combo part of my
23:51cheese steak dot com let's go get it today
24:07run it out you gotta get it out
24:13oh that was not good
24:26hammock life man some men some men aren't built for it but a guy like me
24:33also i don't remember how to put this up it's been years this is collecting dust in my closet
24:37i think these straps are supposed to be used somehow
24:44oh man i think that's right i just did the exact same thing
24:51wait a second pull it on this side here we go
24:57okay i got it
24:58i think i got it what are you doing tennis hammock dude
25:06your own hammock hell yeah i think it's gonna work
25:14yeah that should be good right
25:22hey
25:28good night from camp barstool
25:35i'm more concerned about everyone's safety right now they're all like they're called night crawlers
25:41that's what you fish with chef's in town with a k night crawlers
25:46uh chief sorry chief
25:47i don't know what's going on tomorrow she's going to be willing to be able to be really pretty on this water
25:55it's really pretty on this water
25:57it's gonna be hanging through my head
25:59dude tell ella i know how to work with god
26:01all right
26:03whoa hey all right what was that point your rod at hell yeah we will
26:07hey i gotta um
26:10all right i'll buy oh my god it's right there
26:13oh wait yo hold on hold on no that's fine that's fine to be like that
26:19yo chat this is weeds bro
26:24let's go dude i'm gonna smoke this reefer later
26:29this lettuce is pissing me off chat
26:32all over the lake i have to move spots man
26:36this could be one he's gone
26:38oh i think you had one there's no way the lettuce is hitting my bait like it's a bass bro
26:44i know the bend i know the bend of a bass hey guys reel em home
26:48reel em home what do you say boys
26:51mother dude you guys pissing me off
26:54zoops
26:55zed you got lettuce look at the size of that lettuce
27:00it's a whole head on there dude
27:01did you fix it no shit that's not your first yes it is he's filming it you're a pigeon
27:07you've never seen a bald eagle you're not even a man i live in the moment oldie
27:12go back to canadia dickhead
27:15me on your hair it's your own homeland what's wrong with you you missed on my footage
27:20the bald eagle like our country's like animal if you've never seen a bald eagle
27:25what well all these are going to assume all the time in canada well shouldn't we see them all the
27:30time here that's what i'm saying look at the lettuce man i'm going out if you're behind me
27:34off
27:35ah we're running troll here i'm trolling what the fuck i literally just said before i cast it
27:41if you're behind me watch out i'm right behind me like literally immediately you almost hit tom in
27:46the head okay look another bald eagle where oh oh what dude that was a cast and a half she just did
27:57that's so nauseous yo said you just sent that across the lake it's beautiful out here right
28:02now how much is happening yeah that one kind of lost that that doesn't look good at all no tom
28:09yo shit chill dude it's like you're four six you okay with that are we moving what's an aura
28:17all the lines all the lines oh just have it or you don't do you not say that in canada or what
28:24aura i don't know what this is guys oh my god like your vibes like oh what a dark aura i have aura
28:32well that's good let go hey what would happen if you shot a bald eagle yeah yeah you get arrested
28:37that's arrested that's game over you ever hear him prison you can't take out the goddamn american bald
28:43eagle that's game over what if it was on accident that's like a chop a head that's like you sit
28:49and everyone shoots at you you can't do that it's our nation's business it's literally everything
28:54of america the bald eagle for god's sakes it's on zach's chest i got one real oh are you stuck or
29:02you got one i might be stuck i think i'm stuck i'm stuck i'm stuck look at you dumb ass shut the
29:08fuck up guys this is a great experience today good it is fun
29:22just have to give it a little air what do you need beer opener we need to do a shotgun open
29:32first ever beer tweet with michael kadek i have a feeling you're gonna crush me no three two one
29:38you're gonna get it i don't know if you got it i don't know if you got it i don't know if you got it
29:44what i just
29:52nice
29:52wake up boys get your minds right what are we doing today mince i'm going we're getting out
30:12me and smokes you're gonna fit on a tube and we're gonna raise some hell on this lake
30:16i want a little adrenaline but i don't want a concussion
30:20man she might want to get on the belt brother
30:31all right you ready just hold on and bounce your weight
30:46how was it
31:11that was way better than expected oh you look like you're hurting right
31:14right now i swallowed it you don't like water oh yeah that should suck
31:18we're gonna try to do it together yeah that's gonna be something
31:30nice
31:33so
31:34and
31:35a
32:00oh
32:05dude this guy's sponsored by a chainsaw company how can you sleep
32:14i've whipped him with the towel i snapped him with the towel
32:18water sports day two water sports we're cooking with uh i think it's a synchronized swimming and
32:25relay race my leg is shot you know i'm like limping around you're not going on the block
32:34i'm not trying to go on the blob man i don't know i can barely swim to begin with just even getting
32:40out there seems like it'd be a concern for me i mean we'll see what happens if they absolutely
32:44essentially need me i'm not going to screw all like 15 of my teammates but at the same time
32:49someone else wants to volunteer to get blob you know what i mean i mean could you imagine you
32:55getting blocked by like katik and dana yeah that to me i respectfully don't want any part of that
33:01i'm sure the audience would love to see it i get that but i don't think it's going to work that well
33:07yeah like last year remember it didn't work really yeah it works we're just testing it
33:12oh you did yeah caitlin just got launched hell yeah
33:14so i'm rooming with dante once again from the shore to the cabin and this morning nick said to
33:29dante oh good luck in the boxing match tonight thinking dante wouldn't fall for it but the problem
33:35is dante for some reason is not getting our camp schedule he's not on the email so one thing led
33:40to another and we have convinced dante that our last event for the day will be boxing matches and
33:45he's going up against oldie and everyone is in on it except for him and he's very nervous
33:52you warming up you warming up is this really happening yeah where uh they're going to set
34:00something up for later they're going to set up a boxing ring it'll be like cushion on the side at
34:04least i'm gonna be like official do we get headgear you gotta ask we have to get headgear
34:11but i guess it's dante luke and then eddie are you doing it what the boxing uh i think so
34:21do they match who do they match you up with i think b uh mckenzie
34:26who would you guys take in the dante move fight
34:29who's not doing it dante's fighting luke at 130. who are you taking i feel like that's free
34:35get the length
34:40he's so stupid excited for tonight what what are we doing there's a boxing boxing match
34:47all right is this really happening yeah are you not okay with it you signed the waiver but we could
34:53i could tell them that you don't want to fight no i just like i had no idea this was happening you know
34:58any do you know any events that are happening i just finally got added to the group email today so
35:04i saw that there was water sports yeah boxing i did not see boxing on the list yeah if you don't want
35:11to you don't have to no i'll do it do we get headgear at least no just gloves no headgear the gloves are
35:16like the rough and rowdy size gloves they're like 14 super puppy suit i feel like this is a huge thing
35:22that should have been promoted a lot like bigger we haven't promoted anything i have not seen anything
35:27about this dude there's got to be at least one girl yeah i can't believe this hasn't been like
35:32blown up and promoted that this is the live promotion for each day is on the yak which is the lead-in to
35:37the okay so this is the so talk your shit to oldie i guess you're wearing face stuff they already told
35:44me no headgear should we do that i'm gonna hit you but i'm not gonna wear hard dude i'm gonna hit you
35:49but i'm not gonna give you this do not hit me on this side because my jaw is like titanium over here
35:54all right so don't use your right i'll left jeff okay i'm gonna go you just told him your weakness
35:59all right no dude you want to break my face you really used to fight honestly i'm i was super
36:06pissed but i'm a little bit chill now but yeah i'm still we're still going but yeah no no they said
36:10you used to fight in high school i used to drop the knuckles a couple times here there just don't
36:15get inside on me if i get inside if i get inside on you no shit good night gym kite you know what the
36:21tweety birds look like yeah you know what stars look like yeah hey have you ever seen stars during
36:28the day you ever seen the snow in the summertime little snowflakes coming in and out you'll be
36:33fine dude you'll be all right i was super pissed i was hitting the wall the cabinet earlier
36:39because they said he was talking you were talking about me so i said what the
36:42yeah right dude what the i just met him i thought he was cool as
36:45so he wants to go then let's dance who said i was talking i'm not going to say that
36:49i'm fucking you're on the beach because i'm not going to sell someone out bro i'm not like that
36:53you're fighting dana just keeping yeah that's going to be a fucking slug oh yeah how have we
36:58not promoted this shit i think you're with me i think this whole thing is a sham
37:03donnie told me at first it was taking place in the jewish dodgeball arena
37:11which is actually a real thing yeah it's gaga ball yeah it's a real thing i was like okay you're full
37:16of shit and he was like i'm not gonna say what type of dodgeball arena it is no it is jewish dodgeball
37:24it's a real thing
37:29we're doing we're prepping for synchronized swimming we're i don't know how to say this
37:32we're we're choreographing the dance that we're going to be running later on um today so this is
37:38just uh the beginning laying the foundation right now so
37:53i feel good about this honestly i don't see the other team down here getting the reps in early
37:58um and we got people that are committed so i feel good about team baja synchronized i'm just handing
38:04you the phone
38:11clockwise circle up up that that part i keep forgetting about oh my god down and then left
38:18circle all the way around one circle one circle one circle my boys got this in the bag they're so good
38:27at this they've practiced like a solid four times and they're pretty much champs after that feeling
38:34really good i really like our routine i don't know that's it it's kind of it thank you but he's going
38:42first yeah you get the chest piece as i said gets one shocking chest attack who our synchronized swimmers
38:50will be yes that's a prison yeah that's the one that's done time there's a lot to exactly we don't
38:57know ready yep we are a beautiful flower
39:11we are team baja can i get a b b b can i get a name a can i get j j j can i get an a a
39:34ah that was pretty sick
39:56i changed my opinion i think maybe they should have practiced more than four times they're still great
40:03but um i don't know if they're like winning great i think maybe the other competitions are
40:08going to be our strong suits we'll see guys i don't feel confident feel confident guys i don't
40:14max just remember as soon as the music starts
40:22oh
40:33go boys you're killing it
40:45yeah get in there
40:53good way better way better practice i thought we did pretty good i'm sorry that's the fact yeah
41:19you guys are stars good job they're jumping in the water kind of messed us up no that's okay
41:25i still thought it was good yeah that was good i don't know if it's going to win but it's good
41:29that elicited strong emotion and that's something that other team could never do
41:36we told a story we told a story through it
41:40oh it was way better in practice we should we should have at least jumped in once
41:49we're out of rhythm yeah judges have made
41:55have completed their scores and after conferring we left both synchronized swimming acts performances
42:05but we felt that team the dude told more
42:10yeah
42:16it wasn't the story
42:18it wasn't the story
42:20motherfucker
42:21yeah that's how you tell a story
42:23i told you guys
42:24way to go
42:25great job
42:27great job man
42:29good it was the story guys thank you the whole team did great here by stage sync
42:37max the captain all things through max he made possible
42:51that concludes the second annual year here at camp barstool thank you so much to mountain dew
42:56and everyone who contributed to an awesome week here you know they say summer camp's all about
43:01making memories and having laughs with your friends and i couldn't think of a better week
43:05this week to achieve both of those things this week started with a little bit of adversity as
43:10our entire company's flight here was cancelled but guess what in the name of adversity we didn't
43:15turn around we didn't tuck our tails we didn't go home or roll over we got rental cars drove through
43:20the storm six hours here in groups of five six seven and now made it to camp had a lot of great
43:27laughs a lot of great memories we did everything under the sun volleyball softball blog swimming
43:34fishing water skiing you name it we did it thank you so much to camp horseshoe for hosting us
43:40all of the fabulous barstool production people and most importantly mountain dew for another awesome
43:46week of memories do the dew folks enjoy
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