- 2 months ago
Handsome Hank | Viva TV
Category
🥇
SportsTranscript
00:00Mostly sports Christmas special. If that doesn't get you in the Christmas spirit, nothing will, right?
00:20Did you give me anything?
00:22They didn't have 4X.
00:24You know, you're a little bit too comfortable insulting me, Cody.
00:27I thought we had a good report in Mississippi and kind of built that.
00:30And you've kind of shit on it ever since.
00:32No, no, that's the whole point, is that we can fuck our own.
00:34I don't know that was him.
00:36Now you say something. Now you say something.
00:38You look like a...
00:40Easy.
00:42Cody, does this say it's the 67 day of Christmas?
00:45Yeah.
00:46Or is it the 67 day of Christmas?
00:48They expanded with the playoff teams.
00:50But what is...
00:52I don't get it.
00:54This is a female elf outfit, is it not?
01:00That's not true.
01:02I didn't buy them.
01:03Cody bought them.
01:04Cody, what is this costume?
01:06Well, I knew...
01:07Are you doing PFC dirty?
01:08No.
01:09Is that a female elf?
01:10That was for Ebo.
01:11That one was...
01:12Well, what's Ebo?
01:13I don't want to take Ebo's costume.
01:15He's also...
01:16I guess we got two.
01:17You have two elves?
01:18We have the...
01:19The apron.
01:20With the boots.
01:22Fuck.
01:23Put you in a bad spot.
01:24I don't know that I can fit into this.
01:27It's kind of a slutty little elf.
01:31I'll see what else we have.
01:32That seems inappropriate.
01:34Balls might start hanging out of this.
01:39Alright folks.
01:40Most sports Christmas special.
01:41Monday, December 22nd.
01:43Tune in.
01:44Be jolly.
01:45One of us is going to have to change.
01:46Yeah, you.
01:49Take the fucking Vini off.
01:50Put the Santa hat on.
01:58That thing rocks.
01:59You look small Austin.
02:01You look my size standing next to it.
02:04That's my Christmas present from Spider.
02:08What are you talking about?
02:09You re-gifted it?
02:10I gave it to you.
02:11Sorry dude.
02:12I paid it forward man.
02:14I gave it to Spider like 30 minutes ago.
02:17Coach Austin.
02:18You literally just came out and said I legit got you something for Christmas.
02:21I'll give you a gift.
02:23I doubled it up and gave it to the next person.
02:25Within 30 minutes?
02:26That's Christmas spirit dude.
02:28That's actually the definition of not Christmas spirit.
02:31I can't take this thing.
02:32Lucas was out here saying it's going to be too noisy.
02:33You're going to be able to hear it.
02:34No.
02:35That's quiet right?
02:36Lucas don't run into the show.
02:37He can stay right?
02:38No.
02:39This thing's going to sit.
02:40I might buy one of these for home.
02:42Just leave them in the gym?
02:43Like what are you wearing?
02:44I don't know.
02:45It's fun though.
02:46This is a big...
02:48Yeah this was like 60 seconds of fun.
02:50I don't know what now though.
02:52It just looks good.
02:54The light's banging around.
02:55You're going to break it.
03:10That one's got to come down.
03:11Okay.
03:12Got to come down.
03:14These ones could maybe stay up.
03:16Is this for the white elephant?
03:19Why do we have this?
03:20Merry Christmas from Austin.
03:22Austin...
03:23Dave's Austin or from Texas?
03:24Dave's Austin.
03:25No way.
03:26You got us a brontosaurus?
03:27He got this for Spider.
03:28Spider gifted to Tate for After Dark.
03:30Ten minutes later.
03:32Now Lucas is a dictator so we can't have it on the court because it's too loud.
03:36This is not loud.
03:37What?
03:38I had to show you guys.
03:39I love this thing.
03:40You guys are big dino guys.
03:41Big dino guy.
03:42Did you think the city sent this?
03:43I was joking around.
03:45Austin Butler.
03:46Whoa.
03:47Come up close.
03:48You're right here.
03:49Open your eyes.
03:50Oh, shit.
03:51Pretty cool, huh?
03:52What the hell is that, man?
03:53What does that say?
03:54From Austin?
03:55Hey.
03:56I love tall things.
03:57Yeah.
03:58Do you love dinosaurs?
03:59Uh, yeah, I have a lot of questions about them, though.
04:00Things top heavy.
04:01What, where they go?
04:02Here.
04:03Pretty cool, huh?
04:04Yeah.
04:05Pretty cool.
04:06Good shit, boys.
04:07I love it.
04:08Yeah.
04:09Nice.
04:10Yeah.
04:11You got everyone dinner out of your own pocket?
04:12I did.
04:13Out of my own pocket.
04:14Yeah, of course.
04:15You're welcome.
04:16I'll tell you that enough.
04:17Yeah.
04:18You're just doing that because I don't know.
04:19Yeah.
04:20You're just doing that because I don't know.
04:21I don't know.
04:22I don't know.
04:23I don't know.
04:24I don't know.
04:25I don't know.
04:26I don't know.
04:27I don't know.
04:28I can't tell you that enough.
04:29Yeah.
04:30You're just doing that because there's a camera right there?
04:31Yep.
04:32That's exactly right.
04:33If you can cut the camera.
04:34All right.
04:35The camera's...
04:36There.
04:37Fuck you, dude.
04:38This is...
04:39Where's the tortillas?
04:40What?
04:41This is horseshit.
04:42I don't know where they're at.
04:43You did this?
04:44Where are the tortillas at?
04:45You did this.
04:46Where are the tortillas?
04:47I don't know.
04:48You ready for tonight?
04:50This company's fat phobic.
04:52They don't have any 3Xs?
04:54What, they run out?
04:56Put you in a 2?
04:57Put me in a 2, bro.
05:00And I'm eating pie.
05:02Like...
05:03Caitlin, no 3X?
05:05No 3X?
05:06What did you just say?
05:07No 3X.
05:08Oh, so...
05:10There was...
05:11That doesn't look bad.
05:12There was, but you have...
05:14You have three big boys.
05:15Who'd you give it to?
05:17Big T and Eddie.
05:19Papa 3X.
05:20That's fair.
05:21That's fair.
05:23Don't even be mad at me.
05:25That looks fine.
05:27Don't you take...
05:29Don't...
05:30Katie?
05:31Well, I'm sorry.
05:33You weren't even on the team at first.
05:35When I ordered things.
05:36No, no, no.
05:37I'm saying...
05:38I'm saying no 3Xs.
05:40Oh.
05:41They don't have...
05:42Are there 2s?
05:43Yeah.
05:44Okay.
05:45It's unacceptable.
05:46What's the...
05:47You're the ref.
05:48You're the Grinch.
05:49I'm the ref.
05:50You're not the ref because Spider and Conrad are the refs.
05:51It's a three-man...
05:52It's a three-headed monster.
05:53Three-headed Grinch.
05:54Who's the other?
05:55So you're not the ref or participant?
05:57What are you doing?
05:58I'm playing the whole thing.
05:59I'm running the show.
06:00What does that mean?
06:01Oh, it's like Dallas.
06:02Really?
06:03He knows that.
06:04Spectate.
06:05Spectate.
06:06Spectate.
06:07He's the MC.
06:08What does that mean?
06:09He's gonna do the coin toss?
06:11And that's it?
06:12It's the Barstool After Dark, Santa's Holiday of Wonders.
06:16Bad show.
06:17It's gonna be bad.
06:18It's gonna be good and bad.
06:21So when Brandon starts bitching, I'm gonna be outside.
06:24Hey.
06:25What's up?
06:26Feeling festive.
06:27Feeling fresh.
06:28Shout out to Caitlin Walker for buying this, I assume, on Amazon.
06:32Pants are a little bit loose.
06:33They're falling down on me.
06:35But I feel good.
06:36Ready to have a day.
06:37You ready to have a day, Mincy?
06:38Hell yeah.
06:39We are.
06:40Ready to...
06:4112 challenges, or I guess for the 12 days of Christmas.
06:45I like it.
06:46You got your eyes on any that you might excel in?
06:49Well, in the classic Barstool After Dark tradition, I know I'm gonna be eating some pie.
06:55Of course, I was doing my not...
06:58I was doing fasting today, so of course, I get hit with the pie eating contest as is tradition.
07:03But all good.
07:04We'll crush it.
07:05And we're off.
07:06Woo!
07:07Go, Al!
07:08Come on, Al!
07:09What are you doing?
07:10It's pie!
07:11It's on the table.
07:12It's on the table.
07:13I'm gonna throw him.
07:14It's pie!
07:15Why?
07:16Is he choking?
07:17I think he might be choking.
07:18Oh, I hit him in the back!
07:19It's pie!
07:20I'm...
07:21I'm...
07:22Genuinely concerned.
07:23Does he not want to have the sugar?
07:25Is this a cop-out?
07:26What?
07:27What the hell just happened?
07:28How did he do that?
07:29One bite?
07:30I really don't like cherry pie, but I tried to...
07:33I mean, I thought I...
07:35I thought I could cherry!
07:36Oh!
07:37Oh!
07:38Oh!
07:39Oh my god!
07:40Oh!
07:41Oh no!
07:42Oh!
07:43It's between them!
07:44It's between them!
07:45Clear the space!
07:46It needs to be in the seat.
07:47Oh!
07:48Oh!
07:49Speaking of ass, we're available to see it change.
07:50Jake, get underneath the seat!
07:51See your ass in it!
07:52Oh!
07:53Oh!
07:54Oh!
07:55Oh!
07:56Oh!
07:57That's insane!
07:58All right, Donnie.
07:59Your word...
08:00That shit's so...
08:01Now, he might have been asking...
08:02Coco.
08:03Coco.
08:04C-O-C-O.
08:05Oh, no.
08:06Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!
08:07Not finalism!
08:08No, no, no!
08:09I went fast!
08:10He's out!
08:11He's out!
08:12C-H-O!
08:13C-H-O!
08:14C-H-O!
08:15C-H-O-C-O!
08:16C-H-O-C-O!
08:17C-H-O-C-O!
08:18C-H-O-C-O!
08:19C-H-O-C-O!
08:20C-H-O-C-O!
08:21Is he added an H?
08:22AHHHH!
08:23Cho-Cho!
08:24C-O-A-C-A!
08:26AHHHHH!
08:27AHHHHH!
08:28It's a motherfucking Marcelo after dark Christmas special, baby!
08:33Titus, how'd take you?
08:34Oh, you watched.
08:35You watched a lot.
08:36I thought he did a good job watching.
08:38I thought he ran a clean game.
08:40Go right here.
08:41UW Madison just went down to like 150 on the rankings.
08:45I mean, you kill him.
08:47The fact that he goes C-H-O-C-H-O-C-O.
08:49It was a quick thing.
08:50He just goes C-O-C-O.
08:51If I had time to think about it, we'd have fucked it up.
08:53It's chocolate.
08:54It's a speed.
08:55I don't speed spell.
08:56I don't think you would've got it.
08:57You ever see ESPN spelling bee?
08:58They have as much time as they want.
09:00So you would've gone to C-H-O-C-O right away?
09:02No, no.
09:03I just fired something out.
09:04So what is it?
09:05You were thinking chocolate.
09:06Wait, what is it?
09:07I was thinking chocolate.
09:08I was thinking chocolate.
09:09There's an A in there.
09:10Where's the A?
09:11I can spell it.
09:12It works.
09:13Dude, don't.
09:14You have time.
09:15C-O-A-C-O.
09:16It's a hard one to spell.
09:21He's had time.
09:22You've had an hour.
09:23You still can't get it.
09:24C-O-C-O-C-A-C-O-C-Stop.
09:29See, it's just the speed.
09:30It's all the speed.
09:31You have all the time in the world.
09:32No one's.
09:33C-O-C-O-A.
09:34There we go.
09:35Got it.
09:36In your face.
09:37I had it the whole time.
09:38In your face, big cat.
09:39The whole time.
09:40The whole time.
09:41It was the speed.
09:42It's true.
09:43You're the star of the stream.
09:45Well, Merry Christmas, fucker.
09:47Okay.
09:49I said he was the star, I guess.
09:51Fuck.
09:52Merry Christmas, Max.
09:54Merry Christmas, fucker.
10:00But, I finally get to a...
10:02They won't trust me on the live, but...
10:04Wake up.
10:05The way the Fox Sports show.
10:07What was the scandal?
10:08I was doing a video for my show as a joke, and I was rapping a song, and I slipped on,
10:15I might have slipped on the words you don't want to slip on.
10:18It was tough, but, you know, it was all...
10:23So you got to go on the show today?
10:25Yeah, yeah, day-to-day recording has always been good to me, after all that, that whole problem.
10:31Yeah, I get to go, but it's pre-recorded.
10:33Don't let me on if it's pre-recorded, but T-Bob and me have been friends 12 years,
10:38and he's been fighting for me for six months, and he's texted me, he goes,
10:41I finally won the award.
10:44What did you guys talk about?
10:45We're doing it, we're taking it.
10:47No way.
10:49They lost?
10:51They're playing an 0-3 team.
10:53Yeah, there were some stipulations about feelings on the other team,
10:57but I've heard horrible things.
11:01They played an 0-3 team.
11:03Not even in the competitive league.
11:05They're not even in the, like, good league.
11:08They're in the no-D1 hoopers league.
11:11Connor Griffin, and this is true, and you can, I'll say this to the camera,
11:14because it's true, you can run this.
11:16Connor Griffin is 0 for 10,000 in Chicago rec league games.
11:20He's never even won a game.
11:21Not one game has Connor Griffin ever won.
11:23Much less, like, winning the league.
11:24They went into this game, we're going to try to win the league.
11:27Connor Griffin has lost,
11:28he was in two different volleyball leagues,
11:30co-ed volleyball leagues last summer.
11:32Lost every game, every single game,
11:34and he's now in a mid-trick basketball league.
11:36Not even in the competitive league, and he loses every game.
11:39This is incredible.
11:40Like, you did not know their names?
11:42I did not know their name, no.
11:43One for four.
11:45What are we, just, like, box scores?
11:47Is it a check-in?
11:48What are we doing?
11:49Yeah, one for four.
11:50Not a great shooting.
11:50I also didn't take many shots.
11:52Yeah, one for four is, like,
11:54Did you see I had four steals?
11:56If we're going to be checking box scores
11:57and just hounding like that,
11:59give me the credit for the four steals.
12:01Could have been more of an impact
12:03on the offensive side of the floor,
12:04but I'd like to think I...
12:05You made one three?
12:07I airballed one three.
12:09I would absolve Tate of almost all blame.
12:10I know he was one for 12,
12:12but he's the only one taking good shots.
12:15He was initiating all the offense,
12:17off pick and roll,
12:18and they just didn't fall.
12:20I'll read you what he's having.
12:21Did you guys get smoked?
12:22Yes.
12:23Fuck.
12:25We fucking stink.
12:27We don't stink.
12:28We got to get to school for more looks.
12:30I appreciate that,
12:31but we don't stink.
12:32We stink.
12:32We didn't shoot well last time.
12:34No, we didn't.
12:35We had a team shot and sink.
12:36Yeah.
12:37Do you have any words for Tate?
12:39I mean,
12:41Betts told Tate to shoot more.
12:43He shot a lot.
12:45He missed a lot, but...
12:48No, I have no word for Tate.
12:50I know I'm with you.
12:51What are you doing with me?
12:54I mean, people are done with you, dude.
12:56Why do you say that, dude?
12:57Let's go watch the film.
12:580-3.
12:59Let's go watch the film.
13:00I've also...
13:00Anonymous player in this kitchen this morning,
13:03this is not even me trolling,
13:05said,
13:05why would we fire the guy?
13:07Why is it the guy's fault
13:08who nobody listens to anyways?
13:09They don't listen to me.
13:11Nobody listens to me.
13:12I'm just...
13:13I have courtside tickets
13:13to the Yuggernauts.
13:14Yes.
13:14That's all I am.
13:15And I'm watching him go 0-3,
13:17and I'm getting all...
13:17I'm the scapegoat.
13:19That's fucking fine.
13:20Everybody just points fucking fingers
13:22and try to keep this team together
13:23and they don't give a fuck.
13:24Hey, guys,
13:25tighten up on defense.
13:26Tate goes like this.
13:28Sit back, bro.
13:29That's because he's so worried about offense
13:31because he had such a good
13:32offensive performance last night, right?
13:34Hey, everybody wants to point.
13:35Oh, he went over and say
13:36he had no internal...
13:37Is he stressed, bro?
13:38Huh?
13:38I am fucking stressed, bro.
13:40Yeah.
13:40Dude, I'm just worried about you.
13:42I'm worried about me.
13:43I can't stop eating.
13:45Can't go to bed.
13:50We can be better.
13:53We can be better.
13:56Did you see the box?
13:57I think it's...
13:58I thought it was a typo.
14:00One for 12.
14:01I'm in an office.
14:01Nobody shot well.
14:03Nobody shot well.
14:03I know, but I'm saying
14:05one for 12,
14:06that's 11 misses.
14:08Yeah.
14:09Bad game.
14:10Luca was like two for 12
14:12the other night,
14:12so I guess you guys are like...
14:14You and Luca are the same.
14:16Listen, I said what I am.
14:17I think I can help the team
14:18in the ways I can help the team
14:20is distributing
14:22and running the offense.
14:24We don't have an offense right now.
14:26That's something I think
14:27we need to figure out.
14:31I got something
14:40that I would want to receive.
14:42I think that's the general rule of thumb.
14:44Don't give something
14:45that you would hate to get back.
14:48I don't know.
14:48I put my interest as beer and football,
14:50so...
14:51Yeah, I think I did.
14:54I really did.
14:55The only thing is
14:56it might not be here yet.
14:58Yeah, let's have a great 2026.
15:00Happy Holidays.
15:01I got a Grateful Dead poster.
15:06I got a 1989 NL East champion
15:09Chicago Cubs hat.
15:11And Bobby Fisher teaches chess.
15:13Tanton hooked it up.
15:14Good gifts.
15:15Good gifts.
15:17Sea salt scented.
15:19And I got a pickleball paddle.
15:21So, you know,
15:22if you want to hit the court,
15:23it'll...
15:24Sick gift.
15:26A case of Christmas ale
15:28and also coasters
15:29of the best plays
15:32in Ohio State history.
15:33It's a very nice gift.
15:34Very nice.
15:34I got a bunch of stuff
15:35from the Asian market.
15:36Nick Turin, look at this.
15:38Holy shit.
15:38Look at the Gengar.
15:39Look at this.
15:40What is this?
15:40A fan?
15:41Wait, but it's hand...
15:42Is it hand crank?
15:44The other way.
15:45Oh, wait.
15:46I've been doing that all day.
15:47Yeah.
15:47Something like that.
15:48Oh, yeah.
15:48Wait, that's...
15:49Yeah, it's pretty sick.
15:51I'm feeling a little brimlin's car.
15:53All right, we're here
15:54at the office, Secret Santa.
15:55Big Cat put a wheel
15:56of everybody in the office
15:57up on the Jumbotron.
15:58Whoever is last on the wheel
16:00gets $1,000.
16:02Chef Donnie just got eliminated.
16:06This is pure chaos.
16:08We're Wendolin down.
16:11Yeah!
16:13Oh!
16:14Yeah!
16:14Yeah!
16:15Yeah!
16:15Yeah!
16:15Yeah!
16:15Yeah!
16:15Yeah!
16:15Yeah!
16:15Yeah!
16:15Yeah!
16:16Yeah!
16:16Yeah!
16:16Yeah!
16:17Yeah!
16:17Yeah!
16:21Oh!
16:21Yeah!
16:22Yeah!
16:23Yeah!
16:24Yeah!
16:25Yeah!
16:31Oh!
16:40All right, hey!
16:42Hey!
16:42One more spin on the big wheel.
16:45One spin, $1,000.
16:46One spin, $1,000.
16:50Practice! One practice!
16:54One practice! This is practice!
16:56Hey, fuck up!
16:58Practice!
17:04Fuck up, man!
17:06Alright, one spin for $1,000.
17:16There we go!
17:18There we go!
17:20There we go!
17:22Music
17:26Music
17:28Music
17:30Music
17:32Music
Comments