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00:00I
00:26Don't know I have no idea what that means
00:28Because I picked Alito in the parlay
00:30He's like you can't use it for the proper pick either
00:33Oh yeah you tried to
00:34I love the game
00:36Why can't you fucking bet the game in two things
00:39Everyone agreed with me
00:40See I've never done that
00:41It's Barstool China
00:44When it comes to picks this year
00:46Supreme Leader Dave
00:48By the way watching that back after the poker tournament
00:53Like the way that Rico acted
00:54He acted like Nadu slapped him
00:56He barely touched him
00:57He's an awful guy
00:58I mean Fosco's an awful guy
01:00I like him
01:02He's
01:02It's what I said
01:03He's our awful guy
01:04But he's despicable
01:06Jeff Nadu is
01:07Join the set
01:08Don't
01:08That's the first thing you're going to do
01:09Don't touch me
01:10Don't touch me
01:10Let's just settle it now
01:11Why don't we do this
01:12Relax
01:12Big tough guy
01:13Let's go in the room
01:13Go to the camera
01:14And we'll see who comes out
01:14Relax
01:15You want to do it
01:16You don't want to do it
01:16Whoa whoa whoa
01:17Rico Rico
01:18Rico Rico Rico Rico
01:20Rico
01:20You're a fucking scumbag
01:22Yeah
01:22How much of a fucking scumbag
01:23How much of a fucking scumbag
01:25This might be a bad idea
01:28The only person I got in the poker tournament was Ethan Kim
01:31Also
01:31Did you see Ethan on the act the next day?
01:34No
01:34He was so funny
01:35He's like I'm a millionaire now
01:37And then he's like
01:38And then I was like
01:39People keep asking
01:40Like
01:41Give Ethan another shot
01:43Give him a job
01:44I was like
01:44Ethan I will give you a job
01:46And he's just like
01:47I just like playing poker
01:48He's like the best guy we've got
01:50And we don't got him
01:51He won't
01:52He won't take a job
01:53He said
01:54He was like
01:54If I take a job
01:55I'm going to have to work
01:56And I don't want to work
01:57Well
01:57I don't know
01:58He's proving that
01:58He actually will not work
02:00Great
02:00No but he's now
02:01Gotten to a point
02:01Where he admits
02:02That he
02:03He's like
02:04I don't want to work
02:05Yeah
02:05No I
02:06Yeah
02:06Which
02:06We got a lot of people
02:08Who aren't honest like that
02:09Yeah
02:09He literally was like
02:10I don't want a job
02:11Because then you're going to make me work
02:13And I'm not going to work
02:13Yeah
02:14The only way I'm disagreeing
02:15Is there's no way
02:16He would have to work
02:16He would just sit there
02:17And do nothing
02:18But he's admitting that now
02:19But he's gone
02:21He did that
02:23And then admitted it
02:24Came back
02:25Correct
02:25He did nothing again
02:26But now he's admitting it before
02:28Because I said
02:28I'll give you a job
02:30If you work
02:30He said
02:30I don't want to work
02:31And you're going to
02:32Try to make me work
02:33Yeah
02:33He's like
02:36He would turn down a job
02:38If I offered him to him
02:39He's a millionaire now
02:41It's crazy
02:42It turns out
02:43Because he can do
02:44Everything he's doing
02:44Not working
02:45Correct
02:45Sitting in it
02:46He's one of the worst
02:48Basically it would be
02:49Mitzi's job
02:49Yeah
02:50Let's do this
02:54Uh-oh
02:58Uh-oh
03:10Thank you for coming up.
03:37I'm the owner of the truck, Dave, it's nice to meet you.
03:59Hi, how are you?
04:00Thank you so much.
04:02You're welcome.
04:03This is awesome.
04:05He's so awesome.
04:06Yeah, we're clear.
04:07Do you have an anchor?
04:08No, no, this way.
04:10Please.
04:11Roger, anchor.
04:12Roger, anchor.
04:13What's up there?
04:14DG.
04:15Go 3M0.
04:16Got it.
04:17Oh, my God.
04:18I'll be your driver.
04:19I'll be your driver today.
04:20I'm excited.
04:21Hey, Dave, go side jump.
04:23Go side jump.
04:24Go side jump.
04:25You can just walk.
04:26I can't hear it.
04:27If you told me, I got 100 feet.
04:28Get your cameraman up there.
04:30Watch your head.
04:31Yep.
04:32I just smashed my face into that.
04:38Did you see that?
04:39Cool.
04:40What?
04:41Do you like games?
04:42Do you like games?
04:43I love it.
04:44I actually think it's really cool.
04:45It's a fun town.
04:46Outside, I just absolutely smashed my face into that.
04:49Look at all these Hawkeyes.
04:51I already saw him.
04:52Kick him on in.
04:53Kick him on in.
04:54Kick him on in.
04:59Thank you guys very much.
05:21What's up, bro?
05:22How you doing?
05:23I like the hoodie.
05:24No.
05:25No.
05:26Brandon didn't swear on national TV.
05:27What a time.
05:28He didn't swear.
05:29That just happened.
05:30He didn't swear.
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06:33No, we need to do it in real life.
06:34What if I have a heart attack?
06:35Then what?
06:36No more chestnuts roasting.
06:37Every time you say chestnuts, I'm going to tase you.
06:38It will end it.
06:39It actually will end it.
06:40You think so?
06:41Yes.
06:42They're high level tasers, dude.
06:43Really?
06:44You got a high level one?
06:45Yeah.
06:46Fuck you up.
06:47Axon.
06:48That's the brand?
06:49Axon.
06:50Axon.
06:51Is there?
06:52You wish you got the gun, the taser guns that shoot them?
06:53They are.
06:54What?
06:55Yeah, we're going to tase you.
06:56We're going to fuck you up.
06:57I'm done with this shit.
06:58I'm so sick of it.
06:59Because then it gets in my head, too.
07:00Yeah, I know.
07:01Oh.
07:02So you just get tased, like, probably, I'd say four or five times if you'd be done with
07:20it.
07:21I hope so.
07:22That'd be good.
07:23Oh yeah, those are the real boys.
07:26Holy shit.
07:2725 sets of cartridges, five holsters, five hard cases.
07:33Jeez, dude, those are dangerous, bro.
07:35Yeah, yeah, yeah.
07:36Those will kill somebody, bro.
07:38No.
07:39Oh my God.
07:40Bro, don't.
07:41Come on, stop.
07:42Say the C word.
07:43Can we tell you what?
07:45That's his name.
07:46It's customized.
07:47That's not even loaded.
07:48They customized it for you.
07:49It has a big cat outside.
07:50Oh, fuck that.
07:51Do you not think it's legal?
07:53It's not legal.
07:54In Illinois.
07:55It's not legal, but require a firearm under identification.
07:58I'm the only one with that.
08:00Oh, well.
08:01Oh, guys.
08:02We'll get a security guard.
08:03Also, inside here, this isn't Illinois, this is my land.
08:08Security guard.
08:09We'll get to do whatever we want here.
08:11The clip would go crazy.
08:12It's me being stiff.
08:14Just drop it.
08:15Just.
08:19These look like they do lights.
08:21All right, all right, all right, Terry, Terry, Terry.
08:22Seriously, David.
08:23Damn it.
08:25Yeah, not to the head.
08:26What?
08:27The back.
08:28The back.
08:29To the asshole.
08:30No, to the back.
08:31To the taint.
08:32The taint.
08:33The taint.
08:34You'll self-tase the buggy oversize.
08:36We'll get the taint tased you.
08:37Yeah.
08:38What's up with you?
08:39Something's wrong here.
08:42This is not even.
08:43This is fucked up.
08:45No good.
08:46Hear that?
08:47Yeah.
08:48You got, you know, someone had to fix it.
08:49This is a soft spot.
08:50You'll be fucking sick and over time, man.
08:57It's here, it's here.
08:59It's like, it's like Steph Carter right now, for you.
09:02Yeah.
09:03Axon.
09:04Would I get fired if I let one shot off in the ceiling?
09:09Yeah, right?
09:10Could be fired in a second, right?
09:11Chestnuts.
09:12Take, like, tase him right now.
09:13Just tase the fuck out of it, please.
09:14So what are you going to do with that, though?
09:15I don't understand.
09:16I don't know.
09:17He just looks like I'm sending you guys tasers.
09:18And I was like, we can't use them in Chicago.
09:19Not for you, Nicky.
09:20Move along.
09:21Yes!
09:22So good morning.
09:23Let's fucking go.
09:24What's up, Stu?
09:25Good morning.
09:26What's up, Stu?
09:27What's up, Stu?
09:28What's up, Stu?
09:29What's up, Stu?
09:30What's up, Stu?
09:31What's up, Stu?
09:32What's up, Stu?
09:33What's up, Stu?
09:34What's up, Stu?
09:35What's up, Stu?
09:36What's up, Stu?
09:37What's up, Stu?
09:42Get some tasers involved?
09:43Get some what?
09:44Tasers?
09:45Being like, tase?
09:46Tase each other?
09:47No fucking way.
09:48Oh, what?
09:49No!
09:50It's empty.
09:51What's up with this?
09:52We're going to start tasing each other on the show if we get it back.
09:55If I can tase some of the TikTok girls and put them in a room, yeah, right?
09:58I'm sick.
09:59I'm honoring that now.
10:00He's sick.
10:01Shout out!
10:02Sandy right there?
10:03Yeah.
10:04She's seen it all, done it all, her and all, and stuff.
10:09Who wants to come with me will smoke our fucking biggest blunt ever and we go see Hamilton
10:18in the movie theater today.
10:19Hamilton?
10:20Yeah, there's a movie.
10:21I went yesterday but I went to the wrong fucking AMC.
10:25I dropped Sandy to Gamble and then I went to the movie theater.
10:29Straight though, not stoned.
10:30And I went to Hamilton and they go, no, you read the wrong ones and then I missed it but
10:34I'm going today.
10:35I might go twice at one o'clock and at three o'clock.
10:38We're going to see Hamilton at Richard Rodgers Theater.
10:41You got a problem.
10:42Aaron Byrne is reprising his role of Leslie Odom Jr. which is the single greatest performance
10:51in a Broadway play in the history.
10:54Won the Tony, Daveed Diggs won the Tony, Renee Elise Goldsberry won the Tony, the play won
10:5911 Tony.
11:00Is this movie just a video of the play?
11:05It's the original cast.
11:08But it's just the play at a movie theater.
11:11Yeah, but it's not just that.
11:12When you're saying that, it's like not just the play.
11:14You're saying it like, well I just fucked Jessica out.
11:17You didn't just fuck Jessica.
11:18It's not something that's shot as a movie with Steve.
11:22No, no.
11:23It's just you're watching a video of the stage.
11:26But it's that great of a cinematic experience.
11:31It is your greatest experience with your clothes on ever.
11:35Ever.
11:36You sing out loud?
11:37Do I sing out loud?
11:38I have the voice down.
11:39But I cry.
11:40Yeah.
11:41I know it'd be right to everything.
11:42But Sammy hates it.
11:43What's your favorite act?
11:44I hate it.
11:45I hate it.
11:46I hate it.
11:47The last act.
11:48I hate it.
11:49What do you mean?
11:50You're playing a Les Mis.
11:51Your whole career is off Les Mis.
11:52You could have been a professional actor.
11:54You have the voice of an angel.
11:56We've heard it.
11:57Wait, but hold on.
11:58Hamilton is not, is it like they just rap the whole time?
12:02Well, it's, I mean that's so like dumbing down.
12:06I've heard the Lin-Manuel.
12:07That's like saying all you do is talk on part of my tape.
12:10Would you like when someone said that?
12:11No.
12:12No, I wouldn't care.
12:13No.
12:14Do they rap or sing?
12:15They rap and sing.
12:17A lot more rapping than singing.
12:20Yes.
12:21I've never seen it.
12:22You would love it.
12:23I don't know.
12:24You would love it.
12:25You were in Les Mis.
12:26I understand.
12:27I just don't.
12:28Les Mis is the second greatest play ever and it was supplanted by Hamilton.
12:32How many times have you seen it?
12:34Les Mis 16.
12:35No.
12:36Hamilton.
12:37Saturday will be my fifth.
12:39Oh, that's it?
12:40Then you don't have an addiction.
12:42You're fine.
12:43But I saw the movie like 150 times.
12:45Oh, okay.
12:46I saw the movie like 80 days in a row during COVID.
12:49We all had to survive during COVID.
12:54Ready to roll.
12:55You did a phenomenal job.
12:57What a performance.
12:58I know.
12:59What a performance.
13:00Amazing.
13:01God bless you.
13:02God, I was looking for you to smack that .
13:05He would never even look you in the eyes.
13:08Because if he looked you in the eyes, he knew he was getting knocked out or he would cry like .
13:15He is.
13:16I say goodbye, man.
13:17He'll know that would have been bad for me.
13:18That's good.
13:19How are you, my friend?
13:20Tell Chuck to dab me.
13:21You told Chuck you could backhand me if you saw me.
13:23So what's up?
13:24Oh, yeah.
13:25Is that what you want?
13:26No.
13:27Is that what you want to have a good time?
13:28I'm not having a good time.
13:29But just don't text me like you're going to backhand me if you're not going to do it.
13:31When did I say I was going to backhand me?
13:32Show me the text.
13:33He's causing problems.
13:34I didn't say that.
13:35Show me the text.
13:36It's fake.
13:37It ain't real.
13:38Somebody else.
13:39I didn't say that.
13:40Why would I say I'd backhand you?
13:41I'd just backhand you.
13:42That's what I'm saying.
13:43So why don't you do it?
13:44I don't know what he's talking about.
13:45I would never even say backhand.
13:46He showed me the text.
13:47I saw the text.
13:48No.
13:49I wouldn't say that.
13:50JJ, 200 pounds overweight, on COVID, couldn't breathe, beat his fucking face in.
13:58I mean, come on.
13:59He's begging for a fight with fucking Rico.
14:02I don't know why Rico's don't fight him.
14:04Yeah.
14:05Rico's just like the easiest win you'll ever have.
14:07The easiest?
14:08You don't think he is?
14:09I think he might be, yeah.
14:10He's on the spectrum.
14:11Are you on the spectrum?
14:13No, he's just wrong.
14:14I'm on the spectrum.
14:15Are you?
14:16Yeah.
14:17He's on the spectrum.
14:18You're not on the spectrum.
14:20You're on the cell.
14:21I'm on the spectrum.
14:22You're on the douchebag spectrum.
14:24You're not actually on the spectrum of anything.
14:26I'm on the spectrum.
14:27No, you aren't.
14:35Oh, hey.
14:36All right.
14:37Tommy looks a little bit different.
14:41And that's because Tommy is me this time.
14:44I'm going to be the stats girl this week for Barstool Advisors.
14:48I'm super qualified.
14:49I know plenty of stats.
14:50For example, the bears are 0 and 1.
14:54That fucking sucks.
14:56And it's unsurprising.
14:58But yeah.
14:59I don't know.
15:00I'm scared.
15:01I'm not too sure how to go about this.
15:03What's funny about what I'm wearing is it's just not hot at all.
15:07So I think if we add on another girl, it's not like I'll be taking away anything from the weather girl.
15:14Thank God we have Ashley.
15:16Thank God.
15:18I wake up every morning and I'm like, what am I missing today?
15:22And it's more stew yelling.
15:24Shout out!
15:25I feel like I really need that.
15:27I'm going to be giving it my all because Viva.
15:32Hannah!
15:33What's up?
15:34Hannah?
15:35We were so excited to see you on the TV.
15:37Where's Bobby?
15:38What's this?
15:39Hannah!
15:40Dude, I was dying.
15:41You called me in the middle of it.
15:42I know.
15:43I didn't mean to call you though.
15:44Because every time I see you, I get nervous.
15:46Someone like, just like, my finger went, ah!
15:49What?
15:50I went to Sandy.
15:51I just called that and she's on the fucking TV.
15:53I hope the phone's on silent!
15:58So tomorrow we're having a big Ryder Cup party at my son's studio.
16:04There's a quarter of a million dollar TV.
16:06And each chair is $17,000.
16:08He has 10 of them.
16:09In their showroom.
16:10He puts movie theaters in...
16:12A hundred seventy thousand dollars?
16:14Quarter of a million dollar TV.
16:15It might be worth it, right?
16:16You'll see it.
16:17I'm going to shoot...
16:18Wait, but what about the chairs?
16:19The chairs are $17,000 each.
16:21I haven't decided.
16:22You just wanted to come to the party.
16:24I like you.
16:25No, no.
16:26There's only ten people that are going to be there.
16:27It's a showroom where he sells movie theaters.
16:31Oh, oh.
16:32I thought you were saying like $17,000 a seat.
16:34Like $17,000 a ticket.
16:35No, no, no.
16:36I was like, what the fuck?
16:37He sells these...
16:38Something happened to my microphone.
16:39...beautiful leather seats.
16:40Plush seats.
16:41That you could never sit and watch again.
16:44You're full of sleep in five sets.
16:46You play COD?
16:47Yeah.
16:48Thank God.
16:49I'm an owner.
16:50So what does flanking mean?
16:51Flanking means...
16:52On your flank.
16:53Yeah.
16:54You...
16:55I mean...
16:56That's like COD 101.
16:57What?
16:58You want to play one-on-one?
16:59Yeah.
17:00You'll get destroyed.
17:02You'll get destroyed.
17:03No, no, I wouldn't.
17:04No, I wouldn't.
17:05I guess you will.
17:06No, I wouldn't.
17:07You'll get fucking smacked up.
17:09I haven't picked up...
17:10I'd be ready to cut a lot of stuff today, buddy.
17:12Hey, buddy.
17:18Connor Griffin.
17:19What's up?
17:20Hannah's got stats for you.
17:22It doesn't matter.
17:23I didn't say that.
17:24I was fucking scared.
17:25What were the stats?
17:28Uh, Caleb Williams has never won a game while trying to prevent suicide.
17:31What you need?
17:32I mean, that's indisputable.
17:34I don't know why you'd be scared to say that.
17:37Yeah.
17:38That's fair.
17:39Um...
17:40J.J. McCarthy is undefeated since discovering meditation.
17:43That's...
17:44Yeah, that's true.
17:45That's not...
17:46That's not anything bad.
17:47Yeah.
17:48Um...
17:49Um...
17:50So, those are my big ones for sure.
17:53Um, how about this one?
17:55Bryce Young and Kyle Murray is the widowist quarterback matchup in NFL history.
18:00That one, yeah, I would have hated.
18:02Yeah.
18:03It's the...
18:04It's the...
18:05The...
18:06Yeah, no, that one.
18:07That was good to hold that back.
18:09You're welcome.
18:10Holding back works again.
18:12Oh, it works again.
18:13Fuckin' Zach!
18:14What's goin' on with you?
18:15I haven't had ice cream since December 10th, 2024.
18:19What do you feel about some 2025 ice creams, Derek?
18:21I'm fuckin' ready, Zach.
18:22I'm ready.
18:23You look thinner, by the way.
18:24You lost weight.
18:25Oh, no, I'm...
18:26We're just both...
18:27Two dudes wearing a black shirt, so it helps...
18:28You look...
18:29You look thinner.
18:30Well, the camera puts 10 pounds on you.
18:32So, in person, you're gonna...
18:33You're gonna...
18:34Yeah.
18:35Yeah.
18:36So, in person, you're very svelte.
18:39You're always...
18:40That's a Yiddish word, svelte.
18:41S-V-E-L-T.
18:42Svelte?
18:43Yiddish?
18:44Yeah, Yiddish.
18:45I'm not...
18:46I don't have an extended...
18:47Very extended, like, Yiddish vocab.
18:48Any other Yiddish words you got?
18:49Uh...
18:50You could rip?
18:51Gojem.
18:52That means a non-Jew.
18:53Okay.
18:54That's it.
18:55Alright.
18:56I'm a...
18:57I'm a Jew, but only...
18:58I'm not...
18:59I was raised a Jew, but I'm really Irish Catholic.
19:00Gotcha.
19:01Because my wife's Irish Catholic.
19:02And those are the only people you can trust are Irish Catholic.
19:04Everyone else is gonna fuck you, no matter when.
19:06That's good to know.
19:07That's good to know.
19:08I appreciate the life lesson there, Steve.
19:09Okay, good.
19:10Let's get some ice cream today.
19:11I'm ready.
19:12What do you think?
19:13Vanilla chocolate, twirl, or swirl?
19:14My bad.
19:15I go with swirl.
19:16Swirl? Let's do it.
19:17Let's do it.
19:18You're a cone guy or a cub guy?
19:19I'm a cone guy.
19:20We got cones right this way.
19:21Okay.
19:22So what do I do?
19:23After you?
19:24Yes.
19:25Okay.
19:26So exciting.
19:27Swirl's gonna be in the middle.
19:29Do I walk on this?
19:30Yep.
19:31Walk wherever you please.
19:32Yes, sir.
19:33Okay.
19:34Swirl's gonna be this middle handle here.
19:35This one?
19:36Yep.
19:37So you go a cone underneath.
19:38And then that will go nice and slow.
19:41Hopefully we get a decent consistency for you today, Stu.
19:44And then you just swirl until your heart desires.
19:46And that'll play.
19:47That'll work.
19:48Might want to...
19:49Is this too big?
19:51No.
19:52No.
19:53We don't cone shame around here, Stu.
19:54This is like clitoris.
19:56This is like vagina.
19:58Not exactly like it.
19:59It's like eating ass.
20:00Not exactly.
20:01But I love it.
20:08That's fabulous.
20:09Awesome.
20:10I'm glad you like it.
20:11A scale of 1 to 10, it's an 11.
20:12That's fantastic.
20:13It's an honor.
20:15It's a pleasure serving you today, Stu.
20:17It's an honor.
20:19That is some great ice cream.
20:21Now that you're an ice cream guy in 2025, you can just continue to hit the machine as
20:25you please.
20:26Yeah, but then they said my eyes, I'm going to go blind with my eyes because my guidance,
20:31my toes are going to fall off and my dick's not going to work.
20:33Is it worth it?
20:35Not for my dick, not for me.
20:37Fair, fair.
20:38I'm not willing yet to just strap a vibrator on and just to eat ass and eat vagina.
20:44I still like to get hard and slam.
20:46That's completely understandable.
20:47You a slam guy?
20:48Uh-huh.
20:49I'm sick.
20:50That's fucking great.
20:53That guy, Steven.
20:54I'm a little nervous about the Titans watching that game?
20:56I ain't never worried about it.
20:57I almost texted both of you.
20:58That was close.
20:59The Titans look formidable.
21:00That was close.
21:01They got a rookie coach.
21:02Who gave it out?
21:03Who gave it out?
21:04Who gave it out?
21:05Me.
21:06I'm just saying.
21:07I'm just saying now.
21:08We ain't going to get 11-4 against the spread.
21:09We ain't going to get you no Super Bowl ring cap.
21:10We're doing it.
21:11We ain't going to get you no hard mode.
21:12I went 11-4 against the spread.
21:13Yeah, we ain't going to get you no trouble for that.
21:14I'm just saying.
21:15I'm just saying.
21:16I'm just saying now.
21:17We ain't going to get you no Super Bowl ring cap.
21:18We're doing it.
21:19We ain't going to get you no hard mode.
21:20I went 11-4 against the spread.
21:21We ain't going to get you no trouble for that.
21:22I'm just saying.
21:23Boys, men.
21:24I think the truth came out.
21:25You were going to call us and get on our ass because you were right and we were wrong.
21:40Yeah.
21:41That's the kind of friend you are, Dave.
21:42Yeah.
21:43That's a good friend.
21:44I want that type of friend.
21:46I want that type of friend.
21:48Hey, listen.
21:49You call me when I'm wrong.
21:50I'll pick up.
21:51No, you won't.
21:52Yeah, I will.
21:53At least you're patient, you know, with your bears.
21:56Yeah.
21:57Oh, man.
21:58A bear with no teeth can't hurt nobody.
22:01All right.
22:02A bear with no teeth can't bite nobody.
22:04Patience maybe isn't working out so well.
22:07Nah, man.
22:08I just think y'all cursed.
22:09Yeah, probably.
22:10Y'all had y'all time in the light.
22:12That was like 35 years ago.
22:1445 years ago.
22:15I got five messages from Big Cat at halftime of the Bears' Vikings game.
22:21Because Caleb went 10 for 10?
22:22Yeah.
22:23So I went to bed.
22:24No.
22:25I woke up.
22:26That's not true.
22:27Dan Katz is gone.
22:29That is not true.
22:30Holy shit.
22:31That is not true.
22:32Holy shit.
22:33I said, this is going to be a problem.
22:35There's an Atlanta.
22:36You've got to go play defense.
22:37I knew.
22:38I knew.
22:39What did you think of that, huh?
22:40I mean, you knew that was.
22:41What did you think of my center?
22:42Grant Barton going over there left tackle blocking your first round draft choice, huh?
22:45You knew that was going to.
22:46What did you think of that, huh?
22:48You like James Pearce.
22:49Yeah, he did.
22:50I like the Buccaneers, man.
22:51All right, let's go.
22:52As soon as he went to the Falcons.
22:53You've got to stop being a homer, man.
22:54Huh?
22:55Stop being a homer.
22:56You can't go for the bus ticket.
22:57I'm really not a homer.
22:58I just like the coach.
22:59I like the quarterback.
23:00You like this jersey?
23:01I love that jersey.
23:02How many guys would wear number zero?
23:03You think Reggie White would wear number zero?
23:04Shouldn't be allowed.
23:05Coach, don't you start with the numbers, man.
23:06I can't take the numbers.
23:07Why don't you start wearing fractions, Fred?
23:08I wish I could have wore zero.
23:0927.6.
23:10Yeah.
23:11This is what we're going to go to.
23:12.2.
23:13Aren't you number 27?
23:14And 21.
23:15Yeah, 27 is what I remember.
23:1627.6.
23:17Hey, it's going to come to that if we keep retiring numbers.
23:18We're going to have to go to the doing decimal system.
23:19You're going to have to go to the doing decimal system.
23:20You're going to have to.
23:21You're going to have to.
23:22You're going to have to.
23:23You're going to have to.
23:24You're going to have to.
23:32What do you think about like a defensive tackle wearing number two?
23:35Can't take it.
23:36I hate it.
23:37I can't take it.
23:38I hate it.
23:39I hate it.
23:40You think Deacon Jones would wear number two?
23:41Me and Joe Green, number two.
23:42I would love him for me and Joe Green.
23:43You think they would change 75 and wear number two?
23:45Hell no.
23:46No freaking way.
23:47It's called updating the system, coach.
23:49You can't drive no 83 Buick around here.
23:51It's not good on gas.
23:53It's not.
23:54What's up?
23:55How long did it take you to do that ad?
23:58I can't read that.
24:01No you can't.
24:02I watched you try to read and it was bad.
24:04It's so bad.
24:05It's horrible.
24:06What would you do in class?
24:08I wouldn't go.
24:11Forkrinds.com.
24:14Just keep rolling dude.
24:15Oh yeah.
24:16Alright y'all.
24:17Did you crazy?
24:18You're just staring.
24:19Yeah dude.
24:20What do you fucking want me to do?
24:21Can you see?
24:22Are you insane?
24:24Can you not hold it like right up?
24:28Yeah like that?
24:29My eyes are so bad.
24:30I can't even see that.
24:32Pork rides.
24:33You can move me.
24:34Okay.
24:35A program highlighting upstanding college football players all while raising money for a great
24:41cause.
24:42Jesus.
24:43Say it again.
24:44One player with a standout tackle or play will be named the Crunchwrap Hero of the Week.
24:51Crunchwrap.
24:52You're so fat.
24:53You're so fat.
24:54Such a fat fuck.
24:55He doesn't know how to be a pro.
24:57I'm horrible.
24:58I'm the worst ad read ever dude.
25:00I said Crunchwrap instead of crunch time.
25:03So I'm thinking I'm talking about it.
25:04What we're gonna do is we're gonna stand here and we're gonna help Katie through this.
25:08Oh dude.
25:09Alright.
25:10Alright.
25:11Here we go.
25:12I'm gonna teach him how to be a pro.
25:13This big boys will post on Instagram weekly.
25:14Come on man.
25:15How you pulling out these pigs dude?
25:20These big boys will post on Instagram weekly.
25:26And each share.
25:28And each.
25:29What's he saying it like that for?
25:31Weekly.
25:32You're just kind of like arbitrarily deciding to.
25:34Lucas, sit down.
25:35This is unusual.
25:36These big boys.
25:37Come on.
25:38Come on.
25:39These big boys.
25:40Katie needs some help with the ad.
25:43If you guys can help him out and just watch him.
25:46Get tips as he.
25:47Go ahead.
25:48Go ahead Katie.
25:49You got this.
25:50You got this.
25:51First take right here.
25:52Let's go.
25:53Block out the noise.
25:54You got this.
25:55These big boys.
25:56Yeah.
25:57These big boys.
25:58Yeah.
25:59These big boys.
26:00Yeah.
26:01These big boys will post on Instagram weekly.
26:03And each share of their post.
26:05Equals a one dollar donation.
26:07To the Archer Foundation.
26:09What?
26:10A non-profit dedicated.
26:11This is so bad.
26:12What are you doing?
26:14Hey Jack.
26:15Can you come over here?
26:16Just read the words.
26:17Katie.
26:18What are you doing man?
26:19Katie.
26:20These big boys will post on Instagram daily.
26:22Or weekly.
26:23Are you like my character?
26:26No.
26:27Katie's doing his first ad reading.
26:29He needs help.
26:30Yeah.
26:31You're doing great.
26:32A non-profit dedicated to helping families.
26:35Who are dealing with.
26:38From the top.
26:39One more time.
26:40One more time.
26:41One more time.
26:42Five, six, seven, eight.
26:43You just gotta read.
26:44All you have to do is read.
26:45He makes me look at the camera.
26:47Yeah.
26:48You should look at the camera.
26:49What's Dip G?
26:50Hold it.
26:51Here.
26:52Here.
26:53I'll hold it for you.
26:54Can you come closer?
26:55Come closer.
26:56Closer.
26:57Closer.
26:58Is that good?
26:59Ebo.
27:00Come on man.
27:01It was a one dollar donation to the Archer Foundation.
27:03A non-profit dedicated to.
27:05Non-profit.
27:06All right guys.
27:07Thanks guys.
27:08See you guys later.
27:09One more.
27:10One more.
27:11A non-profit.
27:12He said.
27:13What is a non-profit?
27:14Non-profit.
27:15Get another pig.
27:16Get another pig.
27:17Get another pig.
27:18Get another pig.
27:19Fucking sweating.
27:21Be a crunch time here on visit porkrides.com on Instagram to learn how you can make a difference
27:27for children diagnosed with pediatric brain cancer.
27:30God damn it big dad.
27:32I was right there.
27:33I was on the corner.
27:34Be a professional dude.
27:35Be a fucking professional.
27:37I mean that's crazy that that was.
27:40Be a professional.
27:41Camera.
27:42To learn how you can make a difference for children.
27:44Be a professional.
27:46Come on man.
27:47ip and get some pressure.
28:16You
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