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00:56Okay, now let's get to the episode.
01:02We've hit a bump in the road with the cream team. Electrical issues have slowed things down.
01:10Obviously, the money, the more money that I've had to dump into this entire journey is bothering me.
01:19I think the thing that's bothering me the most is Zach told me that he felt like he was going to
01:24puke when he found out that it was going to cost like another five or six grand. He should know,
01:28like, I love when people puke. He should have puked. And he should have filmed it, or he should have
01:33puked in front of me, and I would have appreciated that. So that's really what I'm most upset about.
01:38The money is, money comes, money goes. Watching another man puke, that's a lifetime of memories.
01:44They did not factor in the electrical supply for the ice cream machine, so it's going to cost us
01:53another five, six grand. And again, I got no puke out of it.
01:58Jacob.
01:59Yes, sir.
02:00What are you doing?
02:02You got zero?
02:03Zero what?
02:04Plugs?
02:05How do we go from these two to one to zero?
02:08The plug is the right kind of plug. It just doesn't have the right kind of voltage behind it.
02:12You might have to hold it. These guys will shake. You might have to move the green to me.
02:16Yeah.
02:17I'd like to see one of them behind.
02:19Get out of the line. I'd like to see Zach. Get out of the screen.
02:22There was a little bit of a mix. There's a little bit of a roadblock, yeah. That is correct.
02:28There's just some conduit that needs to be run. Nothing too crazy, though, you know.
02:31I'll take full accountability. It was a mistake. It's not looking good.
02:36For the people that are looking forward to cream, what would be the earliest date?
02:41I don't want to hard watch that by myself. It would have to be as a team situation.
02:47I need to consult each other, but it should be quick. It should be relatively soon.
02:52I don't know what happened. All I heard was you can't even get that amount of voltage here.
02:56And Jacob sounded upset, degraded, demoralized, all the above, really.
03:07The plug that was originally intended for ice cream.
03:13We have to install a new one anyway, but that one is actually like a 110, not a 210.
03:23So it's the right plug with the voltage behind it.
03:27But the voltage behind it, so it's like a pump fake plug?
03:29It's a pump fake plug. You're exactly right.
03:31So apparently, it'll be bad.
03:35Halo was saying that this machine uses like just as much power as like three AC units on the roof.
03:42But like the feeling when we get that first cone, I feel like if we can get some good cream, all is forgiven.
03:54The cat is not happy about the outlet. He said he wants us to throw up today.
04:03We'll be okay. We'll be okay. Everything will be fine. We'll be good. We'll be fine.
04:09I'm here with Jersey Jerry at the iconic Hole 7 Pebble Beach.
04:15We're not only Jersey Jerry, I'm with the Colorado Rockies, two of their best arms.
04:19It's the Lucy closest to the pin challenge. Let's see who's going to win this.
04:24Jerry, any predictions?
04:29Third rounder.
04:31It's got to be you. You spent like two days of your life on this hole.
04:35Yeah, but I mean, you're washed up.
04:37I'm washed on this. Yeah.
04:38All right, boys. How's your golf game?
04:40Pretty average. Pretty horrible. Pretty average.
04:43All right. Well, all you got to do is beat me and I'm pretty average as well.
04:46Yeah, Jerry, you lead it off.
04:48You want to lead it off, Jerry?
04:49Oh, J.J., that's all over it.
04:54That might be too far.
04:56Too far? Oh, yeah.
04:58Oh!
04:59You kidding me?
05:01Why did we invite him, man?
05:03Too far.
05:05I don't want to go after that.
05:06I can't put it in the hole.
05:08Yeah.
05:11Oh, that looks pretty good.
05:12It was wrong.
05:14It was wrong.
05:17All right.
05:18Still really good.
05:19It's not a bad shot.
05:19I'll take it.
05:20Damn, I'm going to get exposed here.
05:22I feel like we're going to have three absolute darts.
05:30Really good.
05:32It's going to go.
05:33Oh.
05:34Great track.
05:35All right, boys.
05:43Pretty good.
05:46Great track, buddy.
05:47Dang.
05:49I mean, Jerry wins.
05:50Oh, it's pretty damn close.
05:53Yeah, I'm up.
05:53I got last.
05:54Yeah, so you're last.
05:56Shit.
05:56I want to see how far.
05:56And then we were the difference of an inch, it looks like.
05:58Yeah, you were 16.5.
06:00I was 16.6.
06:01Crazy.
06:02Damn, we hustled, you guys.
06:04Damn.
06:04Sorry to the Colorado Rockies.
06:07Congrats to Jerry on the Lucy closest to the pin.
06:09I mean, gosh.
06:10That was ridiculous.
06:11Roll out of bed.
06:12Yeah.
06:13Roll out of bed and just throw a dart.
06:14He's just a hustler.
06:15I mean, he's played this.
06:16How many shots do you have on this one?
06:17Yeah.
06:1820,000.
06:18$2,700.
06:20Oh, my gosh.
06:21I was bleeding through my gloves.
06:23Really?
06:23Yeah, through the, through the, like, golf glove.
06:31I told them before they had to run all this wiring that they didn't have the right plugs.
06:36They didn't take my advice.
06:37They, they kept putting me on as advisor to the cream team.
06:40So I was giving them, I was like, guys, we don't have plugs because I've tried to plug things in here.
06:43You guys need two things that we don't have that even exist in this office.
06:47Didn't listen to that.
06:48And then just, I was out of curiosity.
06:50I was like, let me just check and see how clean this machine really is.
06:54This is, I don't know what this actually does.
06:55I think it's an air filtration thing.
06:57It sucks air in.
06:58But, and you can't have anything around food looking like this.
07:03This is just, look at this.
07:06I mean, what, what even is this, Zupi?
07:07Look, look.
07:08Let me shine some light on this.
07:10That's disgusting.
07:11That's gross.
07:14This is the filter.
07:17You know, I don't like that.
07:21I don't like the looks of any of that.
07:22That's a no-go.
07:23It's a no-go.
07:25Shut it down.
07:26I mean, I even look at the other side.
07:29Oh, this one's even worse.
07:31That's black.
07:33Jesus Christ, cream team.
07:37This one has to be replaced.
07:38You got to, this, see, they didn't even know this part of this exists.
07:41Like that, when you don't know that even part of the machine needs replacement, that's not good.
07:46It's not a good sign.
07:48I just don't know how much research, like, clearly they didn't do any research.
07:51They just went with the nicest machine that's the hardest to maintain.
07:55The summer of cream is going to be a headache.
07:57There's a filter panel that is open.
07:59Oh, the fiber, the fiberglass parts?
08:01Look at this, look at this stuff in it.
08:02It's not good.
08:04That is my good.
08:04It's not good.
08:05The people are coming on Tuesday.
08:07Yeah.
08:08Also, I want to sit in on that meeting because I want to make sure that everything, all the knowledge for that machine is getting absorbed.
08:16Oh, because if not, I just want to be there as a buffer in case.
08:20It might not, though.
08:20I don't know.
08:21The side panels, that's not a good look.
08:24I don't know what they're going to have to replace or what they're going to say about the state of the machine.
08:29This is a no-go.
08:31We can't have this.
08:32I thought you guys cleaned it, too.
08:33It looked like it was clean.
08:35Clean the outside of it.
08:36The inside's the part that you got to worry about.
08:38I don't know how to clean the inside of it.
08:40Not the, like, the bottom, the, like, parts that touch food, I know how to clean.
08:46Okay.
08:46The other, the, like, maintenance of the operation of the machine, that's what I'm not in tune with.
08:52And that's what we need Taylor for.
08:54We need them for you.
08:55Yeah.
08:55All right.
08:56We'll get it figured out.
08:57Yeah.
08:58All right.
08:59Quick break in the action to talk about NASCAR Mexico Series.
09:02It's all going down at Autoroma Hermanos Rodriguez on June 15th.
09:08Mexico City's going to be awesome.
09:09Combination of culture and motorsports.
09:12The fans should be excited, and it's going to be an awesome track for the first time.
09:17NASCAR will be going there.
09:18Make sure you're tuned in to the race Sunday, June 15th, or go to NASCAR.com and buy tickets
09:23and come join myself in Mexico City.
09:26Thank you so much to NASCAR for your support.
09:29We'll see you in Mexico.
09:30We'll see you in Mexico.
09:39We'll see you in Mexico City.
09:40We'll see you in Mexico City.
09:41We'll see you in Mexico City.
09:42We'll see you in Mexico City.
09:43We'll see you in Mexico City.
09:44We'll see you in Mexico City.
09:45We'll see you in Mexico City.
09:46We'll see you in Mexico City.
09:47We'll see you in Mexico City.
09:48We'll see you in Mexico City.
09:49We'll see you in Mexico City.
09:50We'll see you in Mexico City.
09:51We'll see you in Mexico City.
09:52We'll see you in Mexico City.
09:53We'll see you in Mexico City.
09:54We'll see you in Mexico City.
09:55Do you need a guitar?
10:06Alright, so the All American Rejects are about to play here at Barstool Chicago, kind of
10:23what happened last minute. Shout out Nate. I want to make sure that this is on record.
10:27Technically a Nate at Night production. Riggs blogged about their Backyard Tour
10:32and then Nate tweeted something about it. And so they DM Nate and they were like,
10:36hey, can we stop by? Do you work in Chicago? And Nate was like, I don't work in Chicago,
10:41but I'll send you PFT's info. So he put me in touch with him. And yeah, in about the span of three hours
10:46we made this happen. So if you're a successful touring band, if you have over...
10:53400 million streams on Spotify, and you're pulling through Chicago, hit me up,
10:57and we'll make it work. Nate did tell them that I play guitar. I did confirm with their manager
11:03that I play guitar. But I highly doubt it.
11:07If they ask, I refer. If they ask me too long ago about it.
11:09Yeah, yeah, yeah. Someone's got to let them know.
11:11They got to, they got to be prompt. Like you should, yeah. Just walk around the guitar, they call.
11:17I always do this. Yeah. Today I got here early. I got here at 515. It is currently 515 AM. It's currently 8-9 PM. It's still early.
11:27Every young person comes up to me and they're like, you're staying for this? You're staying for this concert?
11:31It's a rock band coming to our office. How many people, this is like a fake life. I don't deserve this.
11:36How many people get to have a rock band come to their office? Yeah, I'm staying for it.
11:39I'm 36 years old. I'll swing, swing, swing from the tangles of my...
11:45I've been singing that song for probably like five or six hours straight.
11:50We're going to fucking dance our ass off to the best of our ability. Are we going to hurt in the morning? Yes.
11:55But if you want to who with the owls at night, you got to soar with the eagles during the day.
12:01It's good life advice to my old man always taught me.
12:09Right? Let's go. Let's go.
12:12I told him I said...
12:15Oldie, I think you have like a rip down there. He goes, oh no, it's fur poo.
12:18Yeah. Look, this is when it's tucked up and I said I'm doing the whole entire onesie.
12:22I could be just open, so you just go quick. Yeah.
12:26Don't even get out of the test of buttons. Just dump it, flush it, water, soap.
12:33I think you forgot the stuff there.
12:36I wiped. Okay. I wiped.
12:38Are you staying for the concert?
12:40Oh, yeah. Are you kidding me? All American Matrix?
12:43There you go. Busy, busy, busy.
12:45Okay. You guys know the deal. Back up. We're done.
12:49Gotta go.
12:52Busy, busy. I don't forget anything.
12:55I don't forget anything.
12:56Put it back here. My bag's here.
12:59That's it. The rest is history. Let the night begin.
13:02Agua. Everyone's out pounding, hammering, beers.
13:07Oh, you don't need that. Hydrate.
13:09Yoga last night. Great day today. Busy, busy. Gotta go.
13:13You know the deal. Body armor, electrolytes, alkalinity water. Get it in you.
13:28Two, four, six, eight. That's how it comes. Body armor, baby. In you. Is it in you? Is it in you? It's in me. Let go. Let go. And always recycle, reduce, reuse. Gotta go. Busy, busy, busy.
13:45All I want to fucking do is get on the golf simulator. And the All American Rejects have to play a concert right here.
13:51One of the more surreal things we've had going on here. This is up there with the Pat Bev party with like all NBA players. It's a casual All American Rejects concert.
13:59You guys shower nice and a little bit. You've got Oldie here too.
14:01Oldie. Yeah. Come here. Let's go.
14:04That's not a lot better. Yeah, let's go.
14:06Oh, it don't smell fresh. All right. Dude, I'm back. That was disgusting.
14:10I literally, I literally. That was disgusting.
14:12Wait, wait, Oldie. Let me, let me get a hit.
14:21Oh no. Oh no. Let me, let me take a hit. Let me take a hit. I gotta smell this. Oh, I gotta smell this.
14:33I apologize. My boy Hanky absolutely puke rallied right into the truly unruly bucket. Dumped all the shit out.
14:40That beginning was the spit puke. That's the beginning of something's coming.
14:44And then all of a sudden, shaboom, shabooms. Nope.
14:49Chunkers. You know when you see the red and the different chunks. Oh yeah. It was juicy. I apologize.
14:53You're good now though. You're good now.
14:55I'm on some shower.
14:56You shower?
14:57Smell, smell, smell.
14:58No, I don't want to.
14:59It's good. It's good. It's good. It's good. It's good. It's good. It's good. It's good.
15:00There's no racist cat.
15:01You don't believe me? I got it.
15:12What time? What time is that?
15:14Bucket gets here.
15:16Yeah, so...
15:17Can I drive the wheel?
15:20During the race...
15:27It's very much like sports, right?
15:29In the locker room. Warming up.
15:32Getting ready to go play the big game.
15:34This is keg, man. This tour's been fucking wild, man.
15:38We played a barn and a bowling alley.
15:40And then, uh...
15:42Some girl named...
15:44Eva's house.
15:46You know?
16:02I can do this basketball court.
16:04You're probably good at backwards walking by now, aren't you?
16:08I'mmae!
16:10...
16:17I'm going to bring that up there tonight.
16:23Look at those abs!
16:25It's on the part. This would be cool.
16:27Yes!
16:30Six.
16:33What'd you say it was?
16:35Six. Pack.
16:37I said it's a sick pack.
16:39I can tell there's eight.
16:41I appreciate it.
16:42A lot of people get confused.
16:44No, no, no, no.
16:45I can count, bro.
16:46They do eight or seven minutes out.
16:47This is 15 minutes.
16:49To shave it?
16:50No, to work on it.
16:51To grind.
16:52To bump.
16:53To planks.
16:54To sit-ups.
16:55To Pilates.
16:56Everything's in this.
16:57This ain't just come overnight.
16:58I'll tell you that for free.
17:00That's okay.
17:02Don't be fucking shy.
17:03This is a weird distance.
17:04I trust you people.
17:05You aren't.
17:06You aren't.
17:07You aren't that crazy.
17:08Yeah.
17:13But I do expect a little more fucking noise from you crowd than this.
17:16Spokes speak out of the crowd.
17:35You aren't here.
17:38When we know that I'm turned around.
17:40We're now done in some law.
17:48No no no no no no.
17:58The only one that needs to know
18:02If I'll give you my turn and I'll take a break
18:06Turn it into a secret
18:08If I'll tell you what you'll be
18:11Just another regret
18:13Still on the evil
18:14Thought I could keep
18:16Turn it into a secret
18:20When we list the traditional lines
18:23It's the best way
18:25You should die
18:27For all the time I'm still
18:30Just to waste my time
18:33Tell me you're the only one that needs to know
18:40You are the only one that needs to know
18:45I'll give you my turn and I'll take a break
18:49Turn it into a secret
18:51Try to tell me why I'm not being just a regret
18:56What's all the clothing you're gonna remove in this moment dude?
19:13What's all the clothing you're going to remove at this moment, dude?
19:22Is this the disco ball hits the floor?
19:25I want to see more skin, baby boy.
19:29Give me those Chinese.
19:31Oh, shit.
19:33Oh, Jesus.
19:35Along with...
19:37Pocket pussy.
19:39Pocket pussy.
19:41I was just teeing up something.
19:47I fucking love you guys.
19:49We've been doing these shows for the last weekend.
19:51That is the most fucking skin I've seen in all of them combined.
19:55Four skin. You got some five skin in there.
19:57I think it was seven skin in that offer you just gave me.
20:01I don't know if I'm going to be starved for life.
20:03I thought you'd stand there any fucking longer, you hairy handsome man.
20:07I guess that's the hype guy at Barstool, I'm guessing.
20:11Oh, fuck. I'm going to need to hold on.
20:23What the fuck, you spoiled fucking rich people?
20:25You fucking too good for this?
20:31You want this biscuit, bitch?
20:33You play that fucking song.
20:35Yeah!
20:39Yeah!
20:41Okay.
20:43Oh, my God!
20:45Oh, my God!
20:47You're a bad as your waste.
20:49Your tears when they came.
20:51We are far from where we were again.
20:55Come and tell me you have, you said I want to stay
21:01I remember what I had in your arms
21:04These hands are shit and cold
21:07These hands are meant to all
21:12Speak to me
21:13Why do I keep it strong?
21:17Move along, move along
21:19Like I don't can do
21:21Hear it when your hope is gone
21:25Move along, move along
21:28Like I don't think it's true
21:30Move along
21:31Speak!
21:40Hear it when your hope is gone
21:43Move along, move along
21:45To make it through
21:47Where are you gonna keep it strong?
21:52Move along, move along
21:54Like I don't think it's true
21:56Hear it when your hope is gone
22:00Move along, move along
22:03To make it through
22:05How do I keep it strong?
22:09Move along, move along
22:11To make it through
22:13You guys were just nerds in a bedroom
22:38Geeking out on some shit
22:39Talking about it to each other
22:41And putting a big fucking hope antenna
22:43Out into the world
22:44And look what the fuck you made for yourselves
22:47Everybody in the world's a little bit of a fucking reject
22:53If you want to make something out of fucking nothing, man
22:55Thank you guys, thanks for welcome to the rejects, and
22:59And thank you, Paige
23:01If you're having a crazy idea, I want to make it
23:05We're having an impromptu meeting with the cream team
23:19I told them getting very close to the
23:23Let's just start cutting corners, looking the other way type of thing
23:26Situation where it's like
23:28However we get this cream
23:29I don't really care how it gets made
23:31If we have to
23:33If health and safety things have to be overlooked
23:36I don't like that
23:37Well, I mean, but I just
23:38I don't like that
23:38You know what I don't like?
23:39No ice cream
23:40I know
23:40Okay, so
23:41Do you see the impasse we're at?
23:44Topping Spencer's coming Thursday
23:46Thank you, Mincy
23:47Mincy's the only member of the cream team
23:49That's checkmark
23:50Check
23:50Done his job
23:51That's a good check
23:52He leads by example
23:53That's a great check
23:54Yeah
23:55You guys can't even promise me a check
23:57We can promise a check
23:59Just we don't know the timeline
24:01That's the problem
24:02These guys kind of work like a
24:03You ever have to get like an AC technician in
24:05And give you that window of like 9am to 5pm
24:07Yeah, this is where I'm at the point
24:09Like let's start fucking finding
24:10Let's find someone off the street
24:12Who will like give us like a
24:14Like task rabbit
24:16Let's task rabbit
24:18Let's task rabbit
24:20Let's task rabbit someone
24:21Today
24:22I don't want to
24:23Just plug it in
24:24Let's see if it hums
24:25Let's task rabbit someone today
24:27They don't really have to have any qualifications
24:29They'll be like
24:29Just come
24:30Come figure this out
24:32Let's just take a look at it
24:34Just want to feel something
24:35Yeah, I just want to feel something
24:36I've been stalled out
24:37You guys have just been stalling me out
24:39Let's go plug it in
24:41Let's just plug it in
24:43I got to feel something
24:44It's too many days that you guys have left me
24:47Just like blue balls
24:48Ballsing ice cream
24:49What's what's going to happen?
24:50Like start a fire
24:51Everyone dies
24:52And honestly like this office burning down
24:54And all of us dying in a fiery mess in it
24:57It's like
24:57Not only that
24:58But like
24:59You could make the argument
25:01The world would maybe be off
25:03In a better place overall
25:04So
25:05Yeah
25:06Like we'd lose some people
25:08That probably shouldn't die
25:10And then we'd lose some people
25:11That definitely should
25:12Oh ho ho ho
25:16Uh oh
25:18Whoa, what's going on there?
25:22Set clock
25:23Is there a man
25:25Did you guys get a manual?
25:27There's a manual online
25:28There's a manual online
25:28Did you guys hear you guys read it?
25:30Some of it
25:31Does this look cool?
25:33The company that we bought this from
25:34Said they would deep clean it once a week
25:36Correct?
25:38Uh oh
25:38Upon
25:40What?
25:41On day
25:42Day of delivery
25:43The guy said
25:44That they
25:45He
25:46He meant
25:47That they cleaned it
25:48Once
25:49They deep cleaned it once a week
25:50While it was in their shop
25:51He told me that
25:53When he was here
25:54When were you going to tell me that?
25:56That was like
25:57You asked
25:57Remember that was like a very big deal break
26:00It was like deal maker
26:01So we made this deal off of
26:04That's crazy
26:06You were going to tell me?
26:08After the electric
26:09I was going to
26:10Try and figure it out
26:12Oh no
26:13So we did drop that kind of post deal
26:14So now what's the plan for training?
26:16But you got to let me know
26:17Because I could have come down
26:18And been like
26:19Buddy you said you were going to come here every week
26:20Are you calling this guy an idiot?
26:22Or are you just being a scumbag?
26:24And he'd be like
26:24Well I'm calling this guy an idiot
26:25I'm like alright that's fair
26:26He is
26:27From time to time
26:29I can't stay mad at these idiots
26:32That's the problem
26:33Do you feel like puking right now?
26:36There's a lot of emotions
26:37It felt like a hoodwink
26:38And they did a little bit
26:40He dropped it on us late
26:41You don't double check when it's not your money
26:43You know
26:43But you guys
26:47I don't double check anything
26:49Because I have a cream team
26:51The cream team is supposed to double check for me
26:54I think the cream team's plan
26:56Was to solve problems on the fly
26:59And to get cream operational
27:01But do you see how expensive
27:03Solving problems on the fly has become?
27:05It's already cost us five grand extra
27:07And we have to figure out this deep clean situation
27:11Now you guys are going to deep clean it?
27:13We also have contacts at Burger Baron
27:15They have a tailor machine
27:17Great
27:19When you said you said you would do it every week
27:22What did he say?
27:24He said
27:24I was like
27:25You meant like you guys come in every week
27:28And clean it right?
27:29And he was like
27:29No
27:30Like we cleaned it
27:31Every week
27:32While we had it
27:33This guy lied to you
27:34He did
27:34Jacob did
27:35He did reiterate that question to him
27:37And that's when he backpedaled
27:38So he was triple checking on the weekly clean
27:41But then you guys didn't impress him?
27:42Yeah
27:43This guy lied
27:43Yeah this guy lied
27:44We should have
27:45We should have fucking kept him in here
27:47And not let him out
27:47I will admit
27:48I was afraid
27:49To back out
27:49Or push back
27:50When the machine was here
27:51And we had it
27:52Because I was afraid
27:53Of the backlash
27:54Of
27:55But we had the machine
27:56Who got
27:57Did he get the cash first
27:58Or did we get the machine first?
28:00The machine was in here
28:01We put it in
28:02And then before they left
28:03I gave him a cash
28:04Yeah we should have kicked his ass
28:05We should have kicked his ass
28:06And given him no cash
28:07We had a chance to jump him
28:08Strengthen numbers
28:09And we took
28:10We missed that chance
28:10Alright put this on
28:11Let me see what it looks like
28:12I mean you guys know
28:14That I'm giving you the opportunity
28:15Of a lifetime
28:16Yes
28:16That's why
28:16Because it's literally
28:17Can you keep this machine
28:19Giving me ice cream
28:20And if you can
28:21You have a job for as long as I'm alive
28:23That's not lost on us whatsoever
28:24Okay
28:24I have trouble sleeping every night
28:27Because you're like
28:28Holy shit
28:28I got a supreme court justice job
28:30Essentially yes
28:31Yeah no you do
28:32Like I
28:32Barstool could be over and done
28:34And I'd still have the cream team
28:36In my house
28:36The machine part
28:37And the compressors
28:38And everything like that
28:39Compressors
28:39Computers
28:40Motherboards
28:41You gotta look at that
28:42We have a motherboard in this thing
28:43Where there's some
28:45Like electrical wiring
28:46And then like
28:46One of those green panels
28:47And all the wires run off
28:48It's a motherboard
28:48You got that right
28:49No no you got that right
28:50You got that right
28:51Oh my god
28:53Oh yes
28:56Here are all the
28:58All the sprints
28:59Like that
28:59This will be what we do
29:01In the first
29:01The first
29:02On Wednesday
29:03We're all gonna be like
29:05Three
29:06Two
29:06One
29:07How awesome will that be
29:11That moment
29:13Just think about that moment
29:14Right now
29:15And if that moment
29:15Goes well
29:16We're
29:17We're okay
29:19It's a good start
29:20The three of us now
29:21Are in a marriage
29:22Okay
29:23I do
29:24The three of us
29:27Are in a marriage
29:28This right here
29:29Is our baby
29:30We're gonna
29:32Stay in the marriage
29:33For the
29:33For the kid
29:34For the kid
29:35It might be rough
29:36But we do it for the baby
29:37But if the kid dies
29:38Marriage
29:40I'm single again
29:41Your bachelor pad
29:42We're trying it out
29:43Right
29:43So
29:43We keep this kid alive
29:45We stay in this marriage
29:47For the kid
29:48Like uh
29:49You can do like
29:49More fruit based
29:50Or more savory
29:51What are you talking about
29:53Look at the three of us
29:54Are we talking fruit
29:55We're not talking fruit
29:56This is again
29:57Where you
29:58Confuse me
29:59On
30:00Who I put in charge
30:01I'm talking artificial fruit
30:02Like you know
30:03The art
30:03Super artificial strawberry
30:04Super artificial pineapple
30:06Oh
30:06Yeah
30:07Yeah
30:07Like where it's like
30:09Oh no
30:09Super unhealthy
30:10Just names of fruit
30:11Like even
30:12Strawberries
30:12Like strawberry
30:13Yeah
30:13Blue or red
30:14Yes
30:15Okay
30:15That
30:15Yes
30:16Should've just said
30:17Blue or red
30:18I should've
30:18That was my fault
30:19Yeah
30:19That's
30:20That's
30:20That's gonna happen
30:21Wednesday
30:23Three, two, one
30:25You just gotta get a jiggle
30:32It takes a jiggle
30:32Yeah
30:33It does take a jiggle
30:34To put all
30:35Cream on three
30:39One, two, three
30:41Cream
30:41Darkness
30:43Shots your love
30:45Yeah
30:46Yeah
30:46It does take a jiggle
30:48Yeah
30:49It does take a jiggle
30:50Sing it
30:51Shit
30:52It does take a jiggle
30:53Oh
30:54Oh
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