00:00Hello, friends. Good evening, or morning, or day, whatever the case may be.
00:05I'm Roger Horton, representing Horton Family Prophylactics, an American tradition since 1931.
00:12Above all else, my grandfather Buck taught me the value of honesty and straightforwardness.
00:18That's why our condoms are unribbed, unflavored, and explicitly for sexual intercourse.
00:25That gives you peace of mind.
00:26You can always rest assured that a Horton brand condom is a bag for your dick to keep anyone from getting pregnant.
00:34I'm not going to obfuscate this situation any further.
00:37This product is essentially a bag, or bowl, or trap, really bag is the best analogy, that you put on your dick.
00:45Sperm gets trapped in there, and if you're familiar with human reproduction, nobody's getting pregnant.
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