00:00In 2000, in Zimbabwe, the president of the country, Robert Mugabe, won the lottery.
00:08I'm going to say it again. The president of 20 years won the national lottery.
00:13I know, right? How long can one guy get? He was so lucky, though. He won the lottery. That's incredible. Wow.
00:19Then after that, he used our army to kick out all the white farmers from the land.
00:25Yeah. It was pretty lit.
00:27Because right now, right now, true story, my aunt owns a farm that used to belong to Queen Elizabeth.
00:33Yeah. And I get to walk on that farm in some Jordans and a Princess Diana t-shirt.
00:38Like, ah! Ha ha! I feel like Meghan Markle right now. Ah!
00:45Beautiful and useless. Let's go!
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