00:00It's because Hong's not an over-sharer.
00:03Whereas, like, a lot of us just can't stop talking.
00:05What are you trying to say?
00:06We can't shut up.
00:07Margaret?
00:12Hi, Vanity Fair. I'm Hong Chau.
00:14I'm Mamadou Ache.
00:15I'm Margaret Qualley.
00:17I'm Jesse Plennons.
00:18And I'm Emma Stone, and we are the cast of Kinds of Kindness.
00:22And let's test how well we know each other.
00:25Let's.
00:26Shall we?
00:28How many times have I hosted SNL?
00:31Ooh, four times.
00:32Six.
00:33Oh, five.
00:34So it's either five.
00:35I know you're a five-timer.
00:36I just was going up in and saying six.
00:38Do you get a jacket or something?
00:39I got a jacket.
00:40Yeah, I got a jacket.
00:42How many tattoos do I have?
00:44One.
00:45Two.
00:46Damn it.
00:47Wow.
00:48God damn it!
00:49Jesse P. just crushing me.
00:51Answers.
00:52This dude knows.
00:53Okay, all right, here we go.
00:55Which of you do you think I would call to bail me out of jail?
01:00Jesse.
01:01You think Jesse?
01:02Oh, he's got the answers.
01:03I don't think so.
01:04He's got all the answers.
01:05I think Margaret.
01:06I think I'd call Margaret.
01:07I'd call Margaret.
01:08I think she would figure it out real quick.
01:10Finally!
01:11She's always got snacks for her.
01:12She's not meditating.
01:13She's really thinking ahead.
01:14She might help you out.
01:15If she's not meditating for the five hours a day she meditates, she'd come pick me up in jail.
01:19You can go to jail any day you want.
01:21I know you will.
01:22Why don't you go to the bathroom?
01:23I'm going to jail.
01:24I'll catch you.
01:25Bye.
01:26If I weren't an actor, what would I do?
01:29Carpentry?
01:31What?
01:32Musician.
01:33My dad was a carpenter.
01:34Oh.
01:35So that's close.
01:36I think so, yeah.
01:37Okay.
01:38Yeah.
01:39What sport did I play as a kid?
01:40Football.
01:41Yeah.
01:42Yeah.
01:43Friday Night Lights.
01:44Most sports.
01:45Margaret, you missed it again.
01:48Who was the first person I called when I received good news?
01:51Your wife.
01:52Yeah.
01:53I mean, these are softball.
01:54Okay, that's it.
02:00If I were to treat the cast to a group vacation, where would I take us?
02:03Oh.
02:04Jersey.
02:05Yes.
02:06Yes.
02:07Plan.
02:08Yes.
02:09Let's do it.
02:10Okay.
02:11How many siblings do I have?
02:12Two.
02:13I mean, there's three of you, but you have two siblings.
02:14Yeah.
02:15Sorry, I'm ruining this.
02:16You know where we're going.
02:19What's my favorite snack?
02:20Seaweed?
02:21That's a difficult one.
02:22I don't know what my favorite snack is.
02:24Didn't you say seaweed?
02:27How about you just go, seaweed?
02:28You don't have one that you want to go back to?
02:31What?
02:32Seaweed?
02:33Seaweed.
02:34One time I ate so much.
02:35Come on.
02:36What?
02:37I was a little kid, and I actually did really like seaweed.
02:40But all I ate was seaweed.
02:42I was like, tiny.
02:43And I was like, mom, only seaweed.
02:47But it was the dried kind, and then I threw up black.
02:50Jesus.
02:51No.
02:52It was horrible.
02:53Jesus.
02:54You got it so right.
02:55It's not even funny.
02:56That's the humanity part.
02:57She ate so much that she only ate that and then threw up.
02:59Can't eat it no more.
03:00But, like, my favorite snack was definitely not what I would think of.
03:03At one point.
03:04Maybe at one point.
03:06Let's see.
03:07I can see.
03:08You could get it back.
03:09I'll do.
03:11What school did I get my MFA from?
03:16Harvard.
03:17Yeah.
03:18Hey.
03:19Yeah.
03:20Lookie here.
03:21Who inspired me to become an entertainer?
03:24Your mom.
03:25Not sweet, actually.
03:28Your dad.
03:29Incorrect.
03:30Your brother.
03:31Yeah.
03:32I didn't think it was family.
03:34Is it so?
03:35Can we ask?
03:36Seaweed.
03:40Who's my sister?
03:45So close.
03:46How do I like to spend an ideal day off?
03:48Chilling out.
03:49At the spa?
03:50No.
03:51No.
03:52No.
03:53Training.
03:54I see you at the gym.
03:55Yeah.
03:56Yeah.
03:57Picnic.
03:58Actually, I don't see you at the gym.
03:59I see you going to the gym and coming back from the gym.
04:02Hi, friends.
04:03Hi.
04:04Hi, Hong.
04:05How old was I when I got my driver's license?
04:07Twenty-three.
04:08Close.
04:09I was a little older, but not that old.
04:10Twenty-eight.
04:11Twenty-six.
04:12I said not that old.
04:13Oh, not that old.
04:14Oh, my God.
04:15I was thinking same.
04:16I don't know why.
04:18Nineteen.
04:19And then I didn't drive.
04:20Why didn't you wait until you were nineteen?
04:21I don't like driving.
04:22I had no interest in driving, as you could probably tell in my one scene that I drove,
04:26y'all.
04:27It nearly killed everyone.
04:28Oh, right.
04:29I do remember that.
04:30I do remember you did not drive.
04:31The car was also not that nice.
04:33That was not an easy one to drive.
04:35Describe my perfect sandwich.
04:37I'm from New Orleans.
04:38Describe my perfect sandwich.
04:40Oh, that's a good hint.
04:41Oh, po' boy.
04:42Yes.
04:43What kind of po' boy?
04:44Shrimp.
04:45Yeah.
04:47What would I want as my last meal?
04:49Shrimp po' boy?
04:50Shrimp po' boy.
04:51Sure.
04:52What if that was the exact same answer?
04:54Is there something else, though?
04:56Would you like jambalaya?
04:58Would you do...
04:59I'd do fried calamari.
05:01That's close.
05:02Yeah.
05:03You'd do fried calamari?
05:04What else?
05:05Some seaweed?
05:06Some seaweed.
05:09Yeah.
05:10Yeah.
05:11Jesse won.
05:12Did I?
05:13I don't know.
05:14You knew a lot about mine.
05:15Emma won, too.
05:16And so did Mama Dew, and so did Hong.
05:18We did better than we thought, but we kind of were just throwing out a bunch of answers.
05:22We were just kind of guessing a lot of stuff.
05:24Thanks, Vanity Fair.
05:26Goodbye.
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