00:00 Which exclusive club do Demi Moore and I allegedly belong to?
00:06 Does this have something... is this dirty?
00:09 Mile high.
00:10 [laughter]
00:13 [music]
00:17 I'm Tom Hollander.
00:18 I'm Chloe Seveny.
00:19 I'm Diane Lane.
00:20 I'm Naomi Watts.
00:21 I'm Molly Ringwald.
00:22 And we're playing How Well Do You Know Each Other for Vanity Fair.
00:26 What activity did Jennifer Coolidge catch me doing on The White Lotus?
00:30 Picking your nose.
00:32 Having sex with a man.
00:34 Eating a chip butty.
00:36 One up the butty, one up the butty.
00:39 Okay, you're writing it.
00:41 Isn't that what I'm supposed to do?
00:43 Having sex with a man.
00:45 Learning my lines.
00:46 Oh, I thought it was in character.
00:49 In character she did definitely catch me doing anal.
00:52 Were you allowed to say that?
00:53 We're playing this wrong.
00:55 Guess what?
00:56 Learning your lines.
00:57 No, having sex with a man.
00:58 Mine's a joke answer.
00:59 Which series did I win a BAFTA for?
01:02 Pride and Prejudice.
01:04 Oh, no.
01:05 Should've done.
01:06 All of the above.
01:07 There was a...
01:10 White Lotus?
01:11 No.
01:12 The Night Manager?
01:13 Yes.
01:14 [cheering]
01:17 I'm so happy somebody's winning.
01:19 Who in the cast would be most likely to beat me in a duel?
01:23 Diane.
01:24 Wow.
01:25 I'll take it.
01:27 That's amazing because that is what I was going to write.
01:30 Me and Molly are tied.
01:31 I don't get any points for that, by the way.
01:33 That's amazing.
01:34 [music]
01:38 How many novels have I written?
01:41 Four.
01:42 I was going to say written or translated.
01:45 You're on it, Chloe.
01:46 It just says written.
01:48 I read one that Molly translated from the French.
01:53 Yeah, fair.
01:54 So is it one or is there more?
01:57 Chloe gets it.
01:58 [cheering]
01:59 I read it.
02:00 I love it.
02:01 Recommend it.
02:02 What is my favorite city in the world?
02:04 Paris.
02:05 New York.
02:06 Paris.
02:08 [ding]
02:10 I'm on the board, finally.
02:12 Which exclusive club do Demi Moore and I allegedly belong to?
02:17 Does this have something-- is this dirty?
02:20 Is it a BP?
02:22 [laughter]
02:26 Reputation?
02:27 Man, torch, don't.
02:29 Is it working with a specific director?
02:32 No.
02:33 Is it--
02:35 Wait, I don't think you can do 20 questions.
02:38 We need a clue.
02:40 It's a made-up club.
02:41 Oh, I know.
02:42 The Brat Pack.
02:44 [cheering]
02:46 Oh, my God.
02:47 I said BP.
02:48 That was good.
02:49 I was trying to be Demi Moore.
02:50 I said BP.
02:51 She said BP straight away.
02:52 Oh, Diane gets one too.
02:53 Give me half a point for that.
02:54 That was really good.
02:55 I didn't have the courage to yell it out.
02:57 [music]
03:00 Okay, what is my biggest pet peeve?
03:04 It's hard.
03:05 Yeah, it is hard, isn't it?
03:06 Yeah.
03:07 Well, I'm just going to take a leap.
03:09 Go on.
03:10 Ageism.
03:11 It's not, but that would have been a good one.
03:13 That's a really good one.
03:14 I went for something more superficial, but that's--
03:17 People talking during takes.
03:20 It's a great one too.
03:22 [laughter]
03:23 I want to see all of you, but people who chew gum.
03:26 No, I just--
03:27 Audibly.
03:28 Homophobia.
03:29 That's a good one too, but someone stealing your park.
03:34 It's just a peeve, not a--
03:35 Stealing your park?
03:36 Your car park, your space.
03:38 Oh.
03:39 Oh.
03:40 I'm upset.
03:41 When you're going in--
03:42 I'm totally upset.
03:43 I would-- somebody stole Central Park from me.
03:45 Oh, that's hard.
03:46 That's too hard.
03:47 Okay, what is my biggest fear?
03:50 Ooh.
03:51 Fear?
03:52 Reviews?
03:53 [laughter]
03:54 That's a great one.
03:56 Yes.
03:57 Failure and irrelevance.
03:59 Spiders.
04:01 Oh, phobias.
04:02 Arachnophobia.
04:03 Close.
04:04 Mice.
04:05 Ah, close.
04:06 Corporations.
04:07 Reptiles.
04:08 Rabbits.
04:09 Sharks.
04:10 Sharks.
04:11 Me.
04:12 Okay, wow.
04:13 I said reptile.
04:14 I don't like snakes.
04:15 Okay, this one you'll be able to answer.
04:17 Who would I want to play me in a biopic?
04:21 Wow.
04:23 And I'm quite young in this biopic.
04:25 [laughter]
04:27 Florence Pugh.
04:28 Okay.
04:29 She's good.
04:30 The Irish actress.
04:32 Yes.
04:33 Yes.
04:34 Cher-- Cher--
04:35 I can't do her.
04:36 Cher!
04:37 I get that.
04:38 I didn't write-- how can you spell her name?
04:40 Oh, yeah, that.
04:42 Suarez.
04:43 Yeah, that's a better fit.
04:44 Every vowel.
04:45 Every vowel.
04:46 [music]
04:49 What was my first non-acting job?
04:54 Usher.
04:55 I'd say fashion?
04:57 Model?
04:58 Being a model?
04:59 Babysitting.
05:00 That's close.
05:01 That model in the theater.
05:02 Close.
05:03 Swept the clay tennis courts at a club that I did not belong.
05:08 Wow.
05:09 Fifth grade.
05:10 Yeah, we weren't going to remember that.
05:11 That was very specific.
05:13 Very specific.
05:14 Okay, who is my fashion icon?
05:17 Oof.
05:18 See, this is-- could be--
05:19 Can we have a clue?
05:21 Yeah, old Hollywood glamour.
05:24 Dietrich.
05:26 Molly.
05:27 Yep!
05:28 Wow!
05:29 She nailed that.
05:30 Ding, ding, ding, ding.
05:31 That was amazing.
05:32 That was a total--
05:33 Wow.
05:34 That was urgent.
05:35 What is my most prized possession?
05:37 Your baby.
05:38 Yeah, your kid.
05:39 Ding, ding, ding.
05:40 Vanya.
05:41 Naomi wins my round.
05:43 I like that.
05:44 Oh, and I think Ryan is here to get in the hot seat.
05:48 Oh, my God.
05:50 I hope these are very hot burning questions.
05:53 Very pressing of the day.
05:55 What's the crime I'm most likely to be convicted for?
06:00 Tax evasion?
06:02 Molly cuts to it.
06:04 No.
06:05 No.
06:06 What do I write about all the time?
06:07 Plagiarism?
06:08 No.
06:09 Murder.
06:10 Murder.
06:11 Murder.
06:12 I was just going to say serial killer.
06:13 I said it first.
06:14 I swear I did.
06:15 It's my jam.
06:16 I put the tape back.
06:17 I said it first.
06:18 Who was the last person I called on my cell phone?
06:21 Called.
06:22 Simon Holes.
06:23 No.
06:24 The last apop.
06:25 No.
06:26 Robbie.
06:27 No.
06:28 Your child?
06:29 David.
06:30 One.
06:31 Wait, your husband.
06:32 And David.
06:33 No.
06:34 One of your other children.
06:35 Your decorator.
06:36 Close.
06:37 Your art buyer.
06:38 No.
06:39 Another?
06:40 No.
06:41 It was Demi and my oldest child.
06:42 Oh, wow.
06:43 We never caught that.
06:44 It's a glamorous combo.
06:45 What is my astrological sign?
06:48 Gemini.
06:49 Wow.
06:50 Never.
06:51 Scorpio.
06:52 He's got to be fire.
06:54 Triple Scorpio.
06:55 Triple Scorpio.
06:56 Triple Scorpio.
06:57 Okay, which swan do I want to be and which swan am I the most like in my real life?
07:05 Wow.
07:07 Aspire for ZZ actually are slim.
07:14 I say babe and slim.
07:17 Okay.
07:18 I would.
07:19 I would have said babe, yeah.
07:22 But who does who?
07:23 I say Suzy and slim.
07:26 Fascinating.
07:28 I'll do aspire to be.
07:30 Babe.
07:32 Babe.
07:33 Who am I the most like for a reason I'll tell you?
07:38 Suzy.
07:39 Oh.
07:40 They all got to flip you.
07:41 I like gardening and I like gloves.
07:43 I was going to say veggies.
07:44 Veggies.
07:45 Veggies.
07:46 So that's my question.
07:47 My hands are shaking.
07:50 Wow, I'm nervous.
07:53 How many languages can I speak?
07:55 Three.
07:56 One.
07:57 No, two.
07:58 Four.
07:59 I love you.
08:00 I know.
08:01 She's right.
08:02 I got that one.
08:03 She's French.
08:04 She has a dose.
08:06 Now that's cheating because it's really three.
08:09 I can speak two languages.
08:11 Oh, for which film was I nominated for an Oscar?
08:15 Unfaithful.
08:16 Unfaithful.
08:17 Is the answer to the question with my bad penmanship.
08:20 Okay.
08:21 What is my weirdest on set habit?
08:25 I can't wait to hear the answers to this.
08:27 Ear pods.
08:28 Ear pods?
08:29 Ear pods between scenes.
08:31 Interesting.
08:32 That's not so weird.
08:33 It's not weird.
08:34 It's just a behavior.
08:35 I like it.
08:36 Slippers.
08:37 Bringing your own cooler full of food and milk.
08:39 Oh, yeah.
08:40 So far all of these are true.
08:41 Bring my own food.
08:42 Yeah.
08:43 Do you really?
08:44 Yeah, I'm bad.
08:45 Is that because you hate craft service food?
08:47 I mean, I need to eat for energy, not for what I would eat if I were given the options.
08:52 So I'll just stick with these.
08:54 Bring your own food and bring your slippers.
08:57 That's good.
08:58 Yes, that's it.
08:59 Yay.
09:00 So did you win?
09:01 Oh, that's right.
09:02 I got this lovely little statue.
09:03 Is it chocolate?
09:04 No.
09:05 Don't bite him and find out he's not.
09:06 Plastic.
09:07 Thanks, everybody.
09:08 Thanks, Vanity Fair.
09:09 Thank you for watching.
09:10 Vanity Fair.
09:11 [music]
09:13 [music]
09:14 to your family fair.
09:16 (dramatic music)
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