00:00 What is my dating red flag?
00:02 That's a hard...
00:03 There's multiple.
00:04 There's so many.
00:05 There's so many red flags.
00:07 There are, right?
00:08 Hello, I'm Andrew Scott.
00:14 And I'm Paul Meskell.
00:16 And today we're going to test how well we know each other.
00:18 Yep.
00:19 With Vanity Fair.
00:20 I feel like this could be an absolute disaster.
00:22 I do too.
00:23 We won't know any of these answers.
00:24 But I can assure you that we like each other a great deal.
00:27 Please believe us.
00:30 What non-Irish accent am I best at doing?
00:34 Look into my eyes.
00:35 I'm going to do my eyes.
00:36 Look around the eyes.
00:37 I'm going to say...
00:38 Oh wait, wait.
00:39 Do I write down my answer first?
00:40 Yeah.
00:41 This is ridiculous.
00:43 Oh God.
00:44 What non-Irish accent...
00:45 I'm not looking at yours.
00:46 Okay.
00:47 I'm going to say like an RP, like a posh English accent.
00:51 Right.
00:52 Let's go.
00:53 Yeah!
00:54 We like each other.
00:55 We both were both winners.
00:57 It's all downhill from here.
00:58 Okay.
00:59 If I was a drink, what kind of drink would I be?
01:01 Oh fuck.
01:02 I'm going to go general.
01:04 Why are you writing?
01:05 Oh wait, oh yeah, I don't need to write.
01:07 Just for my nose.
01:09 I want to take some fucking notes.
01:10 Okay, what do you think?
01:11 Okay, well it's a spirit.
01:12 Spirit and mixer.
01:14 Yeah!
01:15 Blob to a flyer.
01:17 Yes, good.
01:18 Okay.
01:19 I'm not sure I know the answer to this.
01:20 How many languages do I speak?
01:22 Well or just generally?
01:23 Like the cupola focal?
01:25 Yeah, the cupola focal.
01:26 Okay, English, bit of Irish.
01:28 You go to Spain quite a bit.
01:30 I'm going to say...
01:31 Well you have to write down.
01:32 Oh yeah, shit.
01:33 Write down your answer for the amount that you can actually speak beyond just like bonjour.
01:39 I'm going to say three languages.
01:41 Near.
01:42 Probably more.
01:43 What was your fourth one?
01:44 Well I can speak a little bit of Italian now because of Ripley.
01:45 Oh okay, fine.
01:46 That was close.
01:47 What is my favourite Irish slang term?
01:50 Okay, it could be...
01:53 Let's do a phrase.
01:54 I'm trying to think of like if we do the voice, like what we'd say.
01:58 Yeah, it's in the Irish mammy voice.
02:02 Yeah, it's in that one.
02:03 Ash, ash.
02:04 Okay.
02:05 Oh wait, okay, hold a second, hold a second.
02:07 This could be completely wrong.
02:08 What do you think it is?
02:11 Stop the lights.
02:12 Stop the lights is a good one.
02:13 I went ash-er-luck-it.
02:15 Ash, fuck yeah, I should have said that.
02:17 Ash-er-luck-it.
02:18 Ash-er-luck-it.
02:19 Ash-er-luck-it, isn't it great?
02:20 Isn't it great?
02:22 Stop the lights is worth explaining.
02:24 So if you had a great night, if someone was like, oh, did you have a great night last night?
02:28 Stop the lights is a great out of the usage.
02:30 Yeah, we had a great, I stopped the lights.
02:32 How long did I attend Trinity College?
02:34 I didn't know you attended Trinity College.
02:36 There's our answer.
02:37 What did you study?
02:40 Drama.
02:41 Drama, you did drama.
02:42 Academic one or the acting one?
02:43 The academic one, so.
02:45 So, undergrad.
02:47 Oh, it's either three or four years.
02:51 Oh no, it's terrible, I dropped out after six months.
02:54 Oh, stop the lights.
02:56 Stop the lights, you did not.
02:58 You did not.
02:59 Ash-er-luck-it, didn't you do well out of it anyway?
03:03 I said three to four years, so.
03:05 But that's right, he's right, that's how long.
03:06 If you ever want to study in Trinity, that's what you would have to do if you were to narrowly well.
03:10 Unless you're an unbelievably talented actor, then you only need six months.
03:13 Or a lazy little gap site.
03:15 Right, come on, suck it to me.
03:18 What is my biggest pet peeve?
03:20 When you were a hard worker, that's not really, like a pet peeve.
03:24 It's in that.
03:25 It's in that.
03:26 It's related to that.
03:28 Rudeness?
03:29 Laziness.
03:31 Oh, fuck, I was going to say.
03:32 Yeah, but you didn't, didn't you?
03:33 But I said hard worker, which is the opposite of laziness.
03:35 Laziness.
03:36 Yeah, well, it's not like multiple choice.
03:38 Okay, come on, what's my go-to comfort food?
03:40 Think of our shoot.
03:41 Oh, you love the old biscuits in it.
03:43 No, come on.
03:44 What comfort food did we have after the sex scenes?
03:48 Pizza, pizza.
03:49 No, no, no.
03:50 Go sweet, go sweet, go sweet.
03:52 Sweet.
03:53 What did we eat?
03:54 What did we eat?
03:55 Ice cream.
03:57 No.
03:58 Oh, I know, I know, I know, I know.
04:00 Haribo Tangfastics.
04:01 Thank you!
04:02 There we go.
04:03 Thank you, Claire.
04:04 Yeah.
04:05 Good.
04:06 That was a good one.
04:07 Haribo.
04:09 They don't have them over there.
04:10 You don't have Haribo?
04:11 Oh, yeah.
04:12 Tangfastics.
04:13 The sour ones.
04:14 Although I've now given up sugar.
04:16 That's disappointing.
04:17 What is my dating red flag?
04:19 That's a hard...
04:20 Yeah, there's so many.
04:21 Like, there's multiple.
04:22 There's so many red flags.
04:24 No, but there are, there are, right?
04:26 What would be a red flag for me if I was on a date with somebody at a restaurant?
04:29 Why are you writing it down?
04:32 Oh, fuck, I'm not supposed to write it down.
04:35 I just like to take notes.
04:37 What do you think?
04:39 Being rude to the waiting staff?
04:40 Very, very good.
04:41 Someone who doesn't look at a waiter specifically.
04:43 Oh, that's pretty good.
04:44 That's pretty good.
04:45 But do you know when somebody is like, they go, even if they say, even if they acknowledge with it,
04:49 but they're like doing something, they're like, "Thank you so much."
04:51 But if they don't make eye contact, it's a big red flag.
04:53 Okay, what is the name of our WhatsApp group with Joe?
04:57 I'll go.
04:58 Okay, we know this.
04:59 Yeah.
05:00 Oh, do I write it down?
05:01 This is the one you write down.
05:02 Tortured Man Club.
05:06 Right.
05:07 Yeah, correct.
05:08 Which, for the record, had four...
05:10 Had four messages in it.
05:12 Okay, so that's done.
05:13 Where do I keep my BAFTA bonus?
05:16 What did I win it for?
05:17 Do I write it down?
05:18 I do.
05:19 I write it down.
05:21 No, you don't write it down.
05:22 You know.
05:23 I do write it.
05:24 Fuck, man, why can't I get this right?
05:26 Stop the light.
05:28 So, you keep your BAFTA in your house?
05:30 Nope.
05:31 Oh, in your parents' house.
05:33 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
05:34 In your parents' house, sorry.
05:35 In your parents' house.
05:36 You want it for normal people?
05:37 Yeah, at home.
05:38 Normal people.
05:40 Yeah.
05:41 What is my dating green flag?
05:43 Somebody who's sexy.
05:45 Oh my God!
05:46 No way!
05:47 Yeah!
05:48 Someone who's sexy, great!
05:49 Funny, kind, sexy, I am.
05:50 Funny, kind, sexy, great.
05:51 What is my weirdest on-set habit?
05:54 Oh, you don't have one.
05:56 You don't really have one.
05:57 I'm going to go specifically dark with this.
06:02 On-set habit.
06:04 Weirdest on-set event that happened for us,
06:06 is I'm going to change the question to.
06:08 It was dark.
06:09 And fun.
06:10 Wait, the not nice thing.
06:12 Yeah, dark.
06:13 Yeah, but I don't know where to say that.
06:15 Take the risk.
06:16 No, I can't.
06:17 Did it happen in the flat?
06:18 It happened in the flat, yeah.
06:19 Just before a scene?
06:20 Yeah.
06:21 And you ran out?
06:22 It's not funny, but.
06:24 It's not funny at all!
06:25 But, look, we're committing to it.
06:27 Okay, well, we were about to do a very
06:30 serious scene about
06:34 parenthood.
06:36 I feel terrible saying this.
06:38 Just go.
06:39 And Paul had to leave the set because he was
06:41 upset about something that was going on.
06:43 Having a panic attack.
06:44 So, yeah, that's the weird thing that happened.
06:47 Yeah, but I wouldn't say that's like a.
06:49 It's not a thing that I do regularly.
06:51 Or I try to avoid.
06:52 Stop the light!
06:54 Stop the light!
06:55 What did my character say to Fleabag
06:57 when she told me that she loved me?
06:59 Do I write this down?
07:02 You write.
07:03 It'll pass.
07:04 Best line in television history, I think.
07:06 Oh, my God.
07:07 And very well delivered.
07:08 Oh, thank you.
07:09 I remember reading that line for the first time.
07:11 Oh, my God.
07:12 You know when you get a line and you're like.
07:13 Horrendous.
07:14 It's just like.
07:15 But also, like, the fact that it was so.
07:17 Immediately, you think, is that a cruel thing that he's saying?
07:21 Oh, no.
07:22 But it's so kind.
07:23 Because it does pass.
07:24 It does, yeah, but it's also so.
07:25 Just upsetting.
07:26 Dagger to the heart.
07:27 Yeah, true.
07:28 It's truthful, yeah.
07:29 Good old, good old Pheebs.
07:30 If I ever got arrested, what would it be for?
07:32 Mess being messy!
07:33 In a dirty little messer!
07:36 What would it be for?
07:38 If you got arrested.
07:39 Imagine it was really dark.
07:45 It's for being too hot.
07:46 Yeah, being too hot.
07:48 Do you think I should have a good guess at this?
07:50 Give me a little.
07:51 Just like, it's not that dark.
07:53 It's just.
07:54 Just drinking and being a messer.
07:55 Drunk and disorderly.
07:56 Yeah, that's okay.
07:57 Drunk and disorderly.
07:58 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
07:59 Nice and safe.
08:00 What's my love language?
08:02 And the love languages are physical touch.
08:04 That's what I would say, physical touch, 100%.
08:06 That's right.
08:07 Was I supposed to write it down?
08:08 But it is right, I hope you can see the sincerity.
08:10 The sincerity in my eyes.
08:11 This is definitely physical touch.
08:12 Yeah.
08:13 He loves touch.
08:14 Okay.
08:16 He loves me a touch.
08:17 What reality show would I excel in?
08:19 This is specific and I know I would be good at this.
08:21 I don't know if you'll get this, but it's a learning.
08:24 Okay.
08:25 Hunted.
08:26 Do you know that show?
08:27 Oh my god.
08:28 When you try and escape.
08:29 They set up this like police force and they try and hunt you down.
08:32 And you have to go through these series of, basically you have to avoid being captured by the police.
08:38 Do you think you'd be good at that?
08:39 I think I'd be good.
08:40 Why?
08:41 Because everybody always makes the mistake that they use like, they get in a car and go on the motorway.
08:44 Whereas the key is to get out of any public place, get a tent, stay in a field for ages.
08:49 Get in a tent.
08:50 Get in a tent.
08:51 Stay in a field for ages.
08:52 And be patient.
08:54 Keep your head down.
08:55 Keep your head down.
08:56 If I could have a lifetime supply of anything in the world, what would it be?
08:59 It's related to something you said.
09:01 It's like the same thing that we were repeating.
09:03 Harry Botang Fastics.
09:04 Yes!
09:05 Yes!
09:06 It doesn't matter if we're telling the truth as long as we're winning the prize.
09:08 Right?
09:10 Harry Botang Fastics.
09:11 Yeah.
09:12 Yeah.
09:13 What instrument can I play?
09:14 Oh, fuck Paul.
09:15 Oh, I know.
09:16 Piano.
09:17 Piano and guitar.
09:18 Oh no, I don't write it down.
09:19 Piano and guitar.
09:20 Oh, I didn't know you could play the guitar.
09:21 Just a little bit.
09:22 Not well.
09:23 We did better than I thought we were going to do.
09:24 We did really well.
09:25 Who do I think won?
09:26 I think Paul won.
09:27 Did he?
09:28 It is what it is.
09:29 It is what it is.
09:30 Stuffed and lights.
09:31 Stuffed and lights.
09:32 Stuffed and lights.
09:32 (upbeat music)
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