00:00Hello, welcome to Spars Direct, John speaking.
00:02Hello, I'm just wondering if you can help me.
00:05Yeah, sure, of course. How can I help you? You've called Spars Direct.
00:08I need a new hot tub.
00:10You need a new hot tub? Okay, great. What type of hot tub are you looking for?
00:13I want one with bubbles in it, because my mum, she had bubbles in her bath, but nobody else did.
00:20Oh, maybe she wasn't using the right chemicals in the water.
00:23Where are you from?
00:24I'm from Spars Direct in Melbourne.
00:26Is that Australia?
00:28Yes, correct.
00:28Oh, my God. I found a number on Google.
00:32All right, okay. Where about are you located?
00:33I'm at home.
00:34What state or territory are you located in?
00:36Bit of a rough state, to be honest.
00:38Well, hopefully, we can get you into a nice new spa, and then that way you're not going to be
00:42in such a poor state.
00:43That sounds amazing.
00:45So, do you have a budget in mind?
00:47My ultimate top-line budget is about 67p.
00:5167p?
00:52Yeah.
00:52Are you from England?
00:53Yeah.
00:54Oh, okay, right.
00:55Well, we can still supply a spa to you in the UK, because our company actually was founded overseas in
01:01England.
01:01Was that 67p, as in pound, per month or per week?
01:05No, just 67p.
01:07Just 67 pound. That's all you've got to spend.
01:10P, not pound. I wish I had 67 pound.
01:14So, what's a P?
01:16Supposed?
01:17Oh, like cents.
01:18That's like 67 cents.
01:20Oh, my goodness.
01:21Have you entered our online competition at all to win a spa?
01:24Because maybe you could win one for free.
01:26For free?
01:26Well, if you enter our competition, you never know.
01:29We might end up pulling your name out of a hat, and you might get one for free.
01:32Do you pull the name actually out of a proper hat?
01:36Definitely. We've got like a black hat that we pop all the names in, and sometimes I have a customer
01:40pull a random name, or you could go to our Facebook page and enter online or our website.
01:45Well, you could put my name in it, my Uncle Barry's name in it, my mum's name in it, my
01:51mate Ben from year three, my mate Karen, my girlfriend Chardonnay.
01:56There's loads of names that I could put in it.
01:58If you head over to our website, which is spa.direct, there's an actual link on there.
02:02You can type in all the names that you like, and you could go into the draw to win.
02:06Interesting. That's very interesting.
02:08Yeah.
02:08You know the hat that you pull the name out of?
02:11Yes.
02:11Because you're in Australia, has it got corks on it?
02:17Well, no, my one doesn't.
02:18Probably could get one.
02:20That would be funny.
02:21Can you get Crocodile Dundee to take the name out?
02:24Oh, God.
02:25I don't know Crocodile Dundee.
02:27I wish I was famous.
02:29I wish that was my real dad.
02:31Well, don't we all?
02:32I mean, oh, God, have you seen those cheekbones?
02:36There's a dreamboat in there.
02:39Well, I mean, I'm sure there's a lot of people who'd like to ride that boat.
02:44I'd love to share a hot tub with him.
02:46So, how did you find that number?
02:48Did you just randomly Google hot tub and we came up?
02:51Yeah, because I need a new hot tub.
02:53Well, I need a new bath.
02:54And then your number come up.
02:56Okay, right.
02:56Well, there you go.
02:57That's pretty cool.
02:58We're going to try to get you on the street competition.
03:00I'll make sure that we've got a lot of entries in there for you.
03:02That sounds so good.
03:04So, I didn't have your name.
03:05My name's Tim.
03:06Because you've made a really boring day really fun for me,
03:10I can actually do an online entry for you.
03:12Or are you going to jump online and do that yourself?
03:14I'll jump online because my Uncle Barry's always on the internet.
03:17He's looking at stuff that I'm not allowed to.
03:20Oh, okay.
03:20Just to confirm, are you over 18?
03:23I'm 3-0-6.
03:25So, I'm a big boy.
03:26Wow, okay.
03:26Well, there you go.
03:27What hot tubs have you got?
03:29The most expensive hot tub is actually like a big swimming pool.
03:32That one there is $49,990 for a really, really big one.
03:36And that's like 13 metres long.
03:38Oh, my God.
03:40I'm going to have to save up a little bit for that.
03:43We offer interest-free finance, I mean, so you can pay a lot.
03:45You wouldn't have to pay for it all up front.
03:47If you didn't win, of course, we're going to try and get you to win one.
03:49Yeah, I'm going to try and win one, but if I can pay Mum Flare,
03:53I might be able to scrape together 67p.
03:5867p, okay.
04:00When we're getting there, I'll be a little bit more saving,
04:03but I'll pull some strength and I'll see what I can do.
04:05You do that.
04:06You should be definitely getting some pocket money from your mum.
04:09At least £100 a week.
04:11I wish.
04:12She wish she got £100 a week.
04:14I can chat to her and find out why she's not giving you all this pocket money.
04:17It's because she buys plants off Uncle Barry out of the attic.
04:21Does she grow plants in the attic?
04:22They're Uncle Barry's and they smell funny.
04:24You definitely should be getting some pocket money then
04:26because that type of thing is, um, it's unique.
04:30It smells and Uncle Barry swears by it.
04:33I mean, Uncle Barry probably swears by it because it's Uncle Barry.
04:36We all have an Uncle Barry and you normally hide from him at any family event.
04:41Uncle Barry live close by to you.
04:44He's not come home from the pub yet.
04:46He wasn't wrestling with my mum last night.
04:48Oh, Uncle Barry and mum are wrestling.
04:52They were the other night, keeping me awake.
04:54Oh, jeez.
04:55Who won the wrestle?
04:56I don't know.
04:57I'm not a referee.
04:59Well, okay.
05:00We might want to talk to mum about that.
05:02Definitely.
05:03Does she know that you used the time to call me here in Australia?
05:06It would probably be quite expensive calling me here.
05:09I wouldn't want to get you into trouble.
05:10She doesn't know that I'm ringing, but I don't pay the bill.
05:13Okay.
05:14Well, that's true.
05:14I mean, but still, you wouldn't want to get into too much trouble.
05:17You'll never get that hot tub.
05:18Once we deliver it to you, we can pop it in your bedroom.
05:21Yeah, because to be fair, my mum broke my bath.
05:24Did mum break the bathtub with Uncle Barry?
05:26They don't get a bath together, they won't fit.
05:29Oh, I...
05:30That's why I need a Mathis hot tub.
05:32Well, we'll definitely get mum into this hot tub.
05:34Do you want mum sharing the hot tub with you?
05:36Not with me.
05:37I'm not having a bath with my mum.
05:39No, no, that's a bit weird, don't you think?
05:41Which, Uncle, maybe, I mean, you know.
05:42He's not my real uncle, so there'll definitely be questions being asked if he got in my bath with me.
05:48Yeah, probably not if he's, like, a friend.
05:50Yeah, no, maybe not.
05:51It's my mum's friend, if you get what I mean.
05:54I understand, got it now.
05:56So, I'm going to enter the competition.
05:58Hopefully, I win a hot tub, and then hopefully, I get to see you soon.
06:01Did you get the website again?
06:03It's www.spas.direct, so make sure you go on there and enter the call.
06:07Hopefully, I can get one.
06:09All right, Timmy, thanks so much for calling.
06:11What's your name?
06:11I'm John, I'm the sales manager for Spas Direct.
06:14Are you my real dad?
06:15Oh, I wish I was, Timmy, I don't remember.
06:18I wish you was, because I would call you Crocodile Dundee.
06:23See you, too.
06:24Bye.
06:24I'll see you in a bit.
06:25See you in a bit.
06:26Love you.
06:27Love you all.
06:28Love you all.
06:29Bye.
06:30Bye.
06:30Bye, son.
06:31Miss you.
06:31Bye.
06:32Bye.
06:34Crocodile Dundee.
06:36Bye.
06:37Bye.
06:38Bye.
06:40Bye.
