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00:06Yeah, those are my two ex.
00:11Do you have any interesting ex?
00:14Do you mind me talking to you?
00:16I don't want to put you in this wrong.
00:16I'm sorry, you're pointing at him or me?
00:18I was pointing at you.
00:19Oh, me?
00:20Yeah, no, this isn't Syria.
00:21A woman can talk.
00:23Anyway, so, um, yeah.
00:26What up?
00:30What, do you have any interesting ex?
00:31No, but the Trump thing's kind of big for me.
00:33The Trump thing?
00:34Yeah, I feel like he's kind of big for me.
00:35I'm not familiar.
00:42Um, yeah.
00:43I can't imagine this guy.
00:45I don't know, actually, yeah.
00:46Guess what?
00:47Yeah.
00:47You vote, you're a Trump, you look like you only vote for granola.
00:52I don't understand.
00:53You have a cardboard cutout of Trump in his living room.
00:56You have a cardboard cutout of Trump in your living room.
00:58Oh, hell yeah.
00:59For what?
01:00That's President Mark Zuckerberg.
01:01Shut the fuck up.
01:03Are you for real?
01:04Dude, so wait, your age is Trump and you're dating a guy that likes Trump because you hate
01:08your father.
01:09That's incredible.
01:10Oh, my God.
01:12That's amazing.
01:14Oh, wow.
01:16Your guy's sex must be so fucking weird.
01:20Holy shit.
01:22Wow.
01:23Oh, my God.
01:25You're fucking around.
01:26You're not fucking real.
01:31And he's a Trump guy.
01:32Dude, that's like such a fucking wild love story.
01:37That's so crazy.
01:38That's like an interracial relationship in the 40s.
01:44It's like we're all tolerating it right now, but we're all like, I don't like that.
01:52That's so crazy.
01:54I really think you should use separate water fountains.
01:57I don't think you're as human as we are.
02:03That's so funny.
02:05That's incredible.
02:07Wow.
02:09Wow.
02:12Dude, I fucking love the cult of Trump.
02:18They are some of the, well, you're here.
02:21You are some of the dumbest motherfuckers I have ever seen in my entire life.
02:27It is crazy.
02:29It is crazy.
02:30And hey, hey, hey, let me tell you something right now.
02:33I'm going to make jokes.
02:34Everything I'm saying is said with love, okay?
02:36He's allowed to like who he likes.
02:38She's your brown, right?
02:40Some sort of, okay, Filipino.
02:43Oh, that makes sense now.
02:44Never mind.
02:45Okay.
02:46Okay.
02:47Okay.
02:48Okay.
02:48I fucking get it now.
02:50But I'm not, I don't want anyone here to fucking hate this guy or look at him as if
02:55he's bad.
02:56We don't know any fucking thing about him.
02:58Who fucking knows?
02:59Who fucking cares?
03:00It's his life.
03:01It's her life.
03:01Let them live their life.
03:03Okay.
03:03We're allowed to do and like whatever the fuck we want, even if we don't agree with it.
03:09Okay.
03:09Now for this next segment, I am going to make some specific targeted attacks against everything
03:18you believe in.
03:21And that's just the way it goes.
03:30I do love the cognitive dissonance of everyone that loves Trump.
03:35It's so incredible.
03:37It's like beautiful in a way to just see a group of people getting fucked over and over
03:43in the ass and they're like, no, he's going to use lube next time.
03:47I promise.
03:48No, it won't hurt his man next time.
03:50I promise.
03:51He's going to go slow.
03:52He ain't just going to jam it in.
03:54Every Trump person just, mmm, milky, milky, yum, yum, cum.
03:57From our dear leader.
03:59Yum, yum, yum, yum, yum.
04:01Oh, yes.
04:02Let me get drunk on your cum so I don't realize that you're lining the pockets of you and your
04:07family instead of the American people that you promised to do.
04:11But you're a fucking liar.
04:13Yum, yum, yum, yum.
04:18Dude, chance after chance after chance, flying in the face of reality.
04:22These motherfuckers just believe in this so much.
04:25It's almost beautiful, you know?
04:27I would just love to see all of their wives leave them.
04:30Not you.
04:30It's not about you.
04:31I would just love to see their wives leave them and then see them double speak their way
04:37out of it and just be like, well, I mean, look, I've got to be honest.
04:41She said she was going to leave me if I kept being a piece of shit and she left.
04:46She does what she said she's going to do.
04:48I love it.
04:49I love it.
04:50She's the best.
04:51She said you were a scumbag fucking retard and I love it.
04:55She tells it like it is and she says retard.
04:57Oh, yeah.
05:02I told her, I said, if you were to punish your tattoo, I would have sucked your cock.
05:06I mean, hey, your pussy.
05:07I love pussy.
05:08I'm not closeted.
05:09I love pussy.
05:12I've had more dicks in my body than there are letters in the alphabet, okay?
05:17And I'm talking the Chinese alphabet, brother, all right?
05:21A lot of characters, a lot of characters, a lot of characters.
05:28And it is by far way gayer to take up for a politician.
05:34It is so you could be sucking seven dicks to get to ten and that would be way less gay
05:42than defending a politician on either side of the aisle, okay?
05:46On either side of the aisle, okay?
05:52It's, it's, I'm about to fucking get there.
05:54If you shut your fucking mouth, you fucking Trump-loving piece of shit, okay?
06:00That's, that's my problem with you motherfuckers.
06:02You're like, everyone else is a snowflake and then someone's like, Trump sucks.
06:06You're like, don't you say that about my daddy?
06:09Don't you dare say that about daddy?
06:11I was about to get there.
06:14I am so on your team.
06:16I'm about to get there.
06:18It's called building a juxtaposition, okay?
06:21I shit on one side and then I hit him with a left turn and shit on the other side.
06:25But of course, you had to get in your feelings because that's what everyone on the right does.
06:31But they pretend like they're tough motherfuckers.
06:34Ashley Babbitt, that poor American angel got shot on January 6th.
06:39She deserves a grave in heaven.
06:42I love that little baby, baby, baby.
06:44Oh, did you see that woman who was trying to get out of a mass thug, getting into her car,
06:49and she got shot in the face?
06:51Fuck around and find out, bitch!
06:56I will say this.
06:58I will say this.
06:59What happened is absolute fucking insanity and everything that's going on,
07:03I am so sorry that we as a nation and the world has to witness us devolving into a third
07:09world country, okay?
07:11It's fucking terrible.
07:12It's fucking terrible.
07:14To have mass men on the streets in America ripping people out of their cars, it's fucking crazy.
07:20I got buddies who were Marines and fucking Army Rangers in Iraq, Afghanistan.
07:25None of them ever covered their face.
07:27And when they shot someone, they had to get permission from, like, 20 different people.
07:31It's crazy what's going on, okay?
07:33But I will say, in your defense, this situation, there are a lot of different angles to look at, okay?
07:41From the one angle, I will say, it does look like, in the video, that a mass thug who's inept
07:48at his job killed an innocent American civilian in her car.
07:52But, but, but, but, but, I will say, I will say, honestly, if you look at the second angle, you
08:00do see a mass thug killing an innocent civilian in her car in cold blood.
08:08So it's really tough to decide specifically what's going on.
08:14And J.D. Van said, he goes, we gotta pray for this guy.
08:18He had been run over before, twice.
08:21So forgive him if he's a little sensitive.
08:25And it's like, yo, if someone is working behind the register at McDonald's, and they get yelled at by someone
08:32who didn't get enough french fries, they are no longer at the register.
08:36They put him back on the friolator, because it's too much stress being at the register.
08:41So maybe if you got run over a couple times, you shouldn't be out in the fucking field.
08:46But that's just my opinion.
08:47That's just my opinion.
08:50But I will say, I will say, when they labeled this woman a domestic terrorist, the reason for that is
08:59because in 2012, Obama, yeah, that's right, thanks, Obama.
09:04He signed into effect the National Defense Authorization Act, which made it legal for the federal government to label you
09:12as a domestic terrorist without sitting through trial and jail you indefinitely as a domestic terrorist without trial as well.
09:20So when that happened, everyone on our team was like, yes, yes, good, good.
09:24But any decision that is made under the people that you think you like will come back to haunt you
09:30later, which is why I say, fuck Obama, fuck Hillary, fuck every single fucking politician, fuck Biden, fuck Trump.
09:38None of them have any of our interests in mind.
09:41And if you think they do, you are living in a delusional lie, almost or as bad as this guy.
09:48Okay, and I'll just say a little bit of levity, a little bit of levity.
09:53Thank you for being cool.
09:54I appreciate it.
09:55Um, I, you know, it's, it's just fucking crazy.
09:59But it's like also too, I fucking hate the fucking left as much as I hate the right, okay?
10:04Because all these fucking things do is divide us, okay?
10:08And people want me to feel a certain way because I'm like a bisexual, queer, fucking hardcore kid.
10:14And I should think this and that.
10:16And it's like, yo, are you fucking stupid?
10:18I am bisexual.
10:19I can't pick a hole, let alone a side, okay?
10:23So what do you want from me?
10:25I'm a bipolar, bisexual, bicycling, bicoastal little guy.
10:33I'm mentally unwell.
10:35Don't listen to a thing I say.
10:38Thank you so much for speaking.
10:41Do you want to do the next thing?
10:42Did you get a free one?
10:47What's your name?
10:48Shake.
10:49What's your name?
10:52She and Steph.
10:54We should come out more.
10:56Thank you for being awesome.
10:58Always see you come out.
11:02Actually, being who you are.
11:04I don't know.
11:05I don't know.
11:06Stop it, stop it, stop it.