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00:00Oscar, it's been the happiest day of my life.
00:02I don't want to wake up naked, tied to a lamppost.
00:05I don't want to see that. Nobody wants to see that.
00:07As if I'd be that basic. Basic? No, basic's good, Oscar.
00:11That's what I want. Nice and basic, yeah?
00:13Couple of drinks in Harry's barn. Just keep it like that. Basic.
00:17Brace yourself, that's all I'm going to say.
00:20Right, I've got to go.
00:22Sally's first day at school.
00:24Have a word with him, will you, please?
00:26I'm staying well out of there.
00:28Can you take a photo of Annie, please?
00:29Yeah.
00:40Let's go, I'm starving.
00:42I don't want no touching my cars.
00:44I wasn't going anywhere near them.
00:47You were looking at them funny.
00:48I'm looking at you funny.
00:50Harry, when is she going?
00:52Kojo, mate, they're family. Right, we've got to look out for family, yeah?
00:55She won't be here long. Might get used to it.
00:58Harry, mate, I'll meet you at the caf, yeah? And, um, where's your cleaning spray?
01:02What's happened?
01:04Sorry, dude, the, um, the dog's weeding your room.
01:08Brilliant.
01:09They have to leave now.
01:16Coach!
01:20Ned!
01:26Ned!
01:27Cat!
01:27Cat!
01:28I also can't.
01:28You alright down there?
01:30Oh!
01:30Oh, Cat!
01:31I'm so sorry.
01:33Yeah.
01:33I didn't think you'd be up for hours.
01:35Yeah, guys, er, listen, sorry, it's just a bit embarrassing cos the boys came here, you know,
01:39so, um, you may have to find somewhere pretty sharpish.
01:42No problem.
01:43Yeah.
01:43Yeah, sorry, we will be out of your hair as soon as possible.
01:46No, you really do need to find somewhere, otherwise there will be a problem, cos my Zoe
01:50and Tommy are back tonight, and Rose can't do top and tower in there with you, can she?
01:54Well, I don't know, Rose, you wouldn't mind, would you?
01:57Three and a bit?
01:58I'd rather spend the night in a prison cell.
02:00Ha-ha!
02:01What, Rose, miss out on your daughter's wonderful fryer?
02:04Excuse me, let me get this off.
02:05Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.
02:07Oh, morning, Nicholas.
02:08Morning.
02:08Just me saying about how your sister, I don't know how she does it, but how she sizzles her
02:12bacon.
02:12Well, you just use a massive knob of butter, a bit of salt and use soft bread.
02:16Ah, is this your bacon sarnies?
02:18Well, I want one of those on my table first thing in the morning.
02:22Are you saying we can stay?
02:24Georgia's been in my ear, and I reckon I should be the bigger person.
02:29Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you.
02:30Oh, you're welcome.
02:33But, there's gonna be some ground rules.
02:39You all right?
02:40Where is she?
02:41Thought she was great in her little uniform, didn't she?
02:43Well, I came up here so Mum could do photos, and I've not even had time to do her hair
02:46properly.
02:47Ollie is having a proper freak-out about secondary school.
02:50I've got this bingo event today as well.
02:52Mum!
02:53Yeah, I'm coming!
02:55He is flat-out refusing to go in.
02:58And I know it's especially hard for him, you know, the changing routine, a completely new environment, but I will
03:03be with him every step of the way.
03:05Yeah, of course.
03:06Where is he?
03:07He's in there.
03:08I'll talk to him if you want.
03:10Yeah?
03:10Yeah, go on.
03:11Go and get Annie ready.
03:12Oh, thanks, thanks.
03:16You all right, Ollie?
03:19What's going on?
03:21Mum says you don't want to go to school this morning.
03:25Come on, man to man, tell me, what's up?
03:28Mum wants to walk me right to the school gate.
03:31Oh, right.
03:33No, I get it, yeah.
03:34Because it's a big school, innit?
03:37You don't want your mum there, do you?
03:39Waving you off, crying, taking loads of photos, shouting after you.
03:43Love you, Ollie!
03:45Tell me you love me, Ollie!
03:47Gonna miss you, Ollie!
03:49Listen, I'll tell you what, right?
03:50I'll walk you in.
03:51I'll keep my distance.
03:53Won't cry.
03:53Won't wave.
03:55And I won't take a single photo.
03:57That's that sound.
03:57Good.
03:58Yeah?
03:59All right, sweet.
04:00Good boy.
04:01Go and get your tie on and get ready, yeah?
04:09What's happening?
04:10Uh, little change of plan.
04:13Oh, it's just a bit lame, innit?
04:15Last night at Freedom, spending it on a sofa with a tape away.
04:18Freedom?
04:20Oh, did I?
04:21I didn't mean...
04:21Did I say freedom?
04:23You know what?
04:23The sofa's where you'll be and the sofa's where you'll belong.
04:26Oi, Harvey, what do you reckon?
04:28Does this look like Cindy or what, eh?
04:30It's like the sort of thing I have nightmares about.
04:32Yeah, that sounded like a yesterday.
04:33Woo!
04:34That came out of your mouth, not mine.
04:36Well, you better line your stomach tonight, Harvey.
04:37It's gonna get messy.
04:39Sing it with me, baby!
04:40Stag!
04:41Stag!
04:42Stag!
04:42Stag!
04:44Stag!
04:44Stag!
04:44Stag!
04:45Stag!
04:48Hey!
04:49How is getting married too, you know?
04:53Stag!
04:54Stag!
04:54Yeah, you're right, you know.
04:56You need to get out there.
04:57Be loud and proud.
04:58Make sure everybody knows how happy you are.
05:00I was just thinking about a couple of drinks.
05:02A couple of drinks.
05:02A couple of drinks?
05:02Listen, you've got to go big or go home.
05:04Denzil, sort out your dad's stag.
05:06Me?
05:07What are you doing?
05:08Me?
05:09What am I doing?
05:09I'm doing my hair, my skin, I'm decorating the community thing.
05:12I say it doesn't look like we're getting married in a scout hut.
05:14What am I doing?
05:16Do me a favour.
05:16Listen, you need to get yourself organised and sort out your dad.
05:19Give him a proper send off about what am I doing.
05:27I know how much you wanted to walk her in.
05:29It's all right, it's no big deal.
05:31Ollie needs me, doesn't he?
05:32And I'll be there to pick her up.
05:34See?
05:35You are a good person, really.
05:38I don't know about that.
05:41Look, I might not be Cindy's biggest fan, but I'm glad you've got the chance to be
05:45happy with someone who sees the good in you two.
05:48I thought she was only with me for my good looks.
05:49Er, ten years ago, maybe?
05:52That's a bit harsh.
05:54You know how to wound a man, don't you?
05:55Paid before his wedding.
06:03Does this look all right?
06:06Oh, my God.
06:09You look like you're going to work.
06:12Oh, I'm sorry.
06:14I'm sorry for happy tears.
06:17Oh, you've had that blubbing, didn't I?
06:18All right, quick, let's get out of here.
06:21Sorry, you're welcome.
06:22All right, you good?
06:23Let's go.
06:32Annie?
06:33Right, no loud music, okay?
06:36And no overnight guests.
06:38That goes for you, you and you.
06:41I've been celibate since the day your father died.
06:44Oh, Mum, too much information.
06:47Right, you break it, you pay for it, okay?
06:50You make a mess, you clean it up.
06:53And if he makes a mess, goes straight to the pound.
06:56When Ivy is napping, there is complete silence in this house.
07:01Okay?
07:02Because when she naps, I nap.
07:04I love a daytime nap.
07:06Yeah?
07:07Because you can do it in your bedroom.
07:08There is no sleeping on my sofa.
07:12What sofas are for?
07:13Er, not in this house.
07:15The house of fun.
07:16Well, look, just to sum it up.
07:19Respect the people who already live here, right?
07:21Yeah.
07:22And just remember that this is temporary, yeah?
07:26We haven't got loads of money to throw around,
07:28so once you find somewhere, you go.
07:30No, that's fair enough, Nick.
07:33Right, let's get the rest of those boxes in.
07:34Whoa, whoa, whoa.
07:35The rest?
07:36You mean this ain't everything?
07:38No, dolls.
07:38This is just my Christmas decorations.
07:43You're doing all right for me.
07:43I'm proud of you.
07:48Your father would be proud of you, too.
07:55Don't want to tie yourself up before your wedding night, do you?
07:58It's not going to be a problem, trust me.
07:59Mm-hmm.
08:01Oh!
08:02Hold that thought.
08:12How you doing, all right?
08:13Yeah.
08:14Yeah, I just wanted to give you a little gift.
08:17No, I appreciated you stepping aside at the boxing thing.
08:20I might as well.
08:21I know you did a lot for Priya.
08:22You know, give her a bit of leeway while she pulled her life together.
08:25Yeah.
08:25I really appreciate that.
08:33Wow, look at that.
08:34Lovely bottle, that.
08:35Yeah, just want to say thanks, and, er, you know, good luck for the big day.
08:39Cheers, Rory.
08:40I appreciate that.
08:41Sorry, Max.
08:42It's a bit random, but could I use your toilet, mate?
08:44Oh, yeah.
08:45Cheers for that.
08:45Yeah.
08:46Awesome.
08:58Oh, sorry, mate.
09:00Um, Cindy might be in there, is she?
09:01Yeah.
09:02Oh, yeah.
09:03Yeah, no worries.
09:04Listen, I'm having a couple of drinks later.
09:06Harry's barn, if you fancy it.
09:09The opera?
09:10Yeah.
09:11Yeah, I'll be there.
09:12Right, I'll catch you later.
09:13Chill out.
09:17Thanks.
09:18Thanks.
09:34Max Brenning?
09:35Selfless and mature?
09:36He missed Annie's first day at school just to make sure Ollie was alright.
09:39Man alive.
09:41That's number five, sorry.
09:42The bingo calls are just going round in my head.
09:44Well, I guess that was quite sweet of him.
09:46Yes, yes, it was.
09:47I mean, he had nothing to prove, nothing to gain.
09:50Men lie, Max.
09:51Don't do favours for just anyone.
09:54I hear you, sister.
09:56Once a dog, always a dog.
09:58Er, er, er, excuse me.
09:59What are you doing here?
10:01Well, I'm doing the lighting.
10:02I've got a wedding tomorrow, innit?
10:03Yeah, but we've got it booked for a sober social.
10:06Listen, you won't even know I'm here.
10:11Anyway, you going all gooey over Max, that's just friendship, is it?
10:16Well, of course it is.
10:18I mean, he's getting married, for heaven's sake.
10:19We have a way past all that.
10:22Good.
10:23Because you've got company.
10:28Linda, hey.
10:29Hi.
10:29I thought we were meeting for dinner tonight.
10:32Yeah, yeah, we are.
10:32I just wanted to come and surprise you, and, um, support you, and...
10:36Wow.
10:37You're looking crap.
10:38Oh, my God, I just threw this on.
10:43Sorry!
10:44Oh, it's my bad.
10:45My bad.
10:46Kim!
10:51Is she really being serious about no overnight guests?
10:55I mean, she's my sister, not my mum.
10:57You know, it doesn't matter, love.
10:58You can't be turning this beautiful house into a knocking shop.
11:02I so need to get my own place.
11:04Well, if you're honest, I've been saying that for the last ten years, Jodie.
11:08At least I'm away from Killjoy.
11:10You know, she does not shut up about public transport.
11:17Taxis, buses, tubes, dust my head in.
11:21Well, everyone needs a hobby.
11:23You don't shut up about Brad Pitt.
11:24Yeah, because it's Brad Pitt.
11:27That's fair enough.
11:29Do you think I can light candles in my room?
11:31Oh, love, I might give it a couple of days, just be on the safe side.
11:33Yeah.
11:35Don't want this house going up in flames, too.
11:40Up in flames?
11:42Insurance shop.
11:44Accident, Jodie.
11:46Accident.
11:47Oh, yeah.
11:48Oh, you better start talking right now.
11:53I mean, his friends are basically Max's friends.
11:55It kind of makes sense.
11:57A joint stag night.
11:58Yeah, but it doesn't have to be an official thing.
12:00Just as long as Kim thinks I helped organise it
12:02and Dad's making a big deal out of the wedding.
12:04Are you going to want to get Howie with the prank, too?
12:07What prank?
12:07Well, he's small.
12:08He could fit in the boot.
12:09Hmm?
12:10It involves a rental van and a length of rope.
12:13Nah, the night before the wedding is crazy, bro.
12:16I think that's you and Max.
12:18Hey, Dad, what do you think of sharing your stag night
12:20with Howie the postman?
12:22Yeah, sweet.
12:22More the merrier.
12:24You're into it.
12:25We are doing everything we can to get the electrics fixed.
12:29Did you do this deliberately
12:31so you could have the community centre for yourself?
12:33Of course I didn't.
12:35But as it's such a mess,
12:37surely my wedding will trump the...
12:39You know, the fact you've got these saddos
12:41battling it out for a £10 gift card.
12:42They are not saddos.
12:44We're building a community of like-minded people here.
12:47What, people who like to play bingo?
12:48Do me a favour.
12:49I tell you what, yeah,
12:50they can all come to my after-party if they leave now.
12:53No.
12:56Er, let there be light.
13:01Big step.
13:02Ah, well done, you.
13:04We'll be done by five and you can come back then.
13:07Ah.
13:08Fine.
13:10All right, everyone, eyes down, dabbers up.
13:12Let's play bingo!
13:16Man of many talents.
13:18What other skills are you hiding?
13:21Sorry, I didn't mean...
13:22I don't know what I meant.
13:23No, no, no, no.
13:24It's fine.
13:25It's fine.
13:26I'm pretty good with my hands.
13:28I mean, only for DIY cars, electrics, you know.
13:30And, um...
13:32I make a pretty mean scrambled egg in the morning.
13:35Like if you ever fancy it.
13:40Oh!
13:41Time for fun!
13:43It's 41!
13:46I can't believe you're making such a big deal about this, Nick.
13:48It was just a teeny, tiny little fire.
13:52What about the insurance job?
13:53Oh, it's just a joke.
13:55You know what she's like?
13:56Weird sense of humour that no-one really gets.
13:58Oi!
13:59Gem, stop deflecting, all right?
14:01The guilt is written all over your face.
14:04It totally is.
14:05Oh, not helping Jodie.
14:06Just tell her the truth.
14:08I'm sure she's done worse.
14:10Yeah.
14:13OK.
14:14Look, in a way, everything I said is true.
14:17We've had a run of bad luck.
14:18Some deals have fallen through and debts mounted up.
14:21What, so you burnt your own house down for the insurance money?
14:24And it didn't pay out.
14:26Well, yeah, course it didn't,
14:27cos you put all your belongings in storage, you muppet!
14:29It's really not that simple.
14:32It does sound so bad when you put it like that.
14:34Oh, you have been telling me a pack of lies.
14:37No!
14:37Because we are homeless and we are broke.
14:40Potato-potata, innit?
14:44Did she put you up to this?
14:46No.
14:47No.
14:48Mum was dead against it.
14:51Where is she?
14:55Oh, a daytime booty call.
14:58I like your style.
15:06OK, someone didn't sleep well.
15:14I know where this was taken.
15:18I've been in this flat.
15:21The man you had the thing with, is it Max Brennan?
15:23Robbie.
15:24Don't lie to me, Priya.
15:26After everything I've been through, you know I can't handle that.
15:32Is it him?
15:46Stay alive, number five.
15:49I mean, you've been seeing him for a while.
15:51You must want to check the cut of his pyjamas at some point.
15:53Never!
15:56Dirty Gertie, number 30.
15:58I mean, you had fun with Grant, didn't you?
16:00It was a very different situation.
16:02Yeah, but he clearly knows his way around a fuse box.
16:04Right.
16:05Conversation over.
16:09Danny LaRue, it's 52.
16:12I just don't see why it's such a big deal.
16:15Because he's an amazing guy, who's come out to support my work and is also fighting my corner at the
16:22council and who's now talking about me staying the night.
16:24It's not just some meaningless bling.
16:28It's a relationship.
16:29Yeah.
16:30And it's long overdue.
16:31And you deserve to be happy.
16:36Pick a mate.
16:37It's 58.
16:40Bingo!
16:43All right, everyone.
16:44Eyes down for Full House.
16:53Look, we don't need to make this a big deal, okay?
16:55It meant nothing and it was over a long time ago.
16:58Why did you lie?
16:59Why do you think that Van's getting married tomorrow?
17:01So you lie to me to protect him?
17:03No.
17:04No!
17:04I had a stupid fling with someone who made me feel like I was in control of my life, right?
17:09That's all it was.
17:10Okay, you left.
17:11I was in a mess.
17:12And he helped.
17:13That's it.
17:15Is it still going on?
17:18Answer me, Prius!
17:19It's still going on!
17:20No!
17:20So what?
17:21I saw him walk you home yesterday.
17:23So what?
17:24Well, he obviously cares about you, doesn't he?
17:25No, Ravi, he was getting his steps in.
17:27Look, he means nothing to me.
17:31But Prius, you work with him every day.
17:33You see him every day.
17:35He's your boss!
17:36That's more than some random!
17:46Look me in the eye and tell me for truth.
17:50Is there anything still going on between you now?
17:55No.
18:00You're lying.
18:01I'm not.
18:02Yes, you are. You're lying.
18:03I'm not, Ravi!
18:04You're lying and I'm going to find out the truth.
18:07I'm going to find out the truth!
18:16Jim, I found the box of family photos and all our stuff.
18:19I reckon she'd mind if we, you know, stick a few up.
18:21Oh, if it isn't Fireman Sam and his little sidekick.
18:26So sorry, darling. It just slipped out.
18:27Do you know what? I don't know what's worse.
18:29The fact that you burnt down your house and you lied to me about it.
18:33Or the fact that you tried to pull off an insurance job and you completely fluffed it.
18:40You don't understand how much debt we were in.
18:42I ain't exactly flush.
18:44But you don't see me with a box of matches.
18:46And where were you in all this?
18:48Eh?
18:49What sloshing a can of petrol about, were you?
18:51No.
18:53Told you, Jim.
18:54Light a nickel and it'll end in tears.
18:56I am not the crying type.
18:58No, your sister is.
18:59Sorry.
19:00I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry.
19:01Oh, you're just sorry that you got caught.
19:04And you can stop acting all innocent.
19:05You can't blame Rose.
19:07Right? This was...
19:09This was my decision.
19:11Well, it was a stupid one.
19:13Trust me, it wasn't one we took lightly.
19:15We were in debt to the wrong people.
19:17I had to do something.
19:19And I am not the kind of guy that robs a bank or starts selling drugs or stealing cars.
19:24I'm...
19:25I'm just not.
19:27And I was very careful.
19:28I made sure no one got hurt.
19:30And we were this close to pulling it off.
19:31And yeah, we lied.
19:33And I'm sorry.
19:35But...
19:35Here we are.
19:37Short on cash.
19:39Needing a place to stay.
19:41Asking family for help.
19:44Is that so bad?
19:46This isn't what I agreed to.
19:48Right?
19:48I said a couple of nights.
19:50A week.
19:51At most.
19:51I have got a newborn and a business that I am trying to keep going.
19:55You know what?
19:55This is the last thing I need.
20:05Hey.
20:06What are we gonna do?
20:08I'll talk to her.
20:09Yeah?
20:10I'll talk to her.
20:15Bye.
20:15Bye.
20:15Lovely to see you.
20:16See you next week.
20:17Yeah.
20:20That's fantastic.
20:21Showing up at Max's wedding with arm candy like that has surely got to be better than showing up on
20:26your own.
20:29You're still on for dinner.
20:31Because I think we have a really, really big reason to celebrate.
20:34The council have just called an emergency meeting to discuss the future of this place.
20:38They have?
20:39Yeah, yeah.
20:39That's what I've been pushing for.
20:40Look, I'll talk through the petition, plead your case, then come and meet you for dinner later and tell you
20:45all about it.
20:45All right?
20:46Wow.
20:46I don't know how to thank you.
20:48A smile on your face is enough for me.
20:49Yeah.
20:50Yeah, bye.
20:52Wait.
20:54I'd, um, love to try your scrambled egg sometime.
20:59Oh, right.
21:01Maybe tomorrow morning?
21:06Sounds perfect.
21:08Come here.
21:14Bye.
21:15Bye.
21:24Right.
21:25I'm calling it Wedding Night of the Living Dead.
21:28Yeah, that sounds pretty full on, mate.
21:30I thought I was just going to tie them to a lamppost and cover them in whipped cream or something.
21:34Kinky.
21:35Yeah.
21:35Yeah, cover your ears.
21:36No, shaving foam.
21:37I meant shaving foam.
21:38Listen, listen, listen, listen.
21:39Wedding Night of the Living Dead is still the most advanced and spectacular stag do prank in the history of
21:44stag do prank.
21:45Thanks, guys.
21:46Oh, I'm glad I'm swerving this.
21:47You know, actually, I had a mate that, on his stag do, he ended up on a container ship bound
21:52for China and was detained in the Suez Canal.
21:55That's what I call a stag night.
21:56Yeah, yeah.
21:57He ended up staying out there and training racing camels for a living.
22:00Yeah, no, no, no, the bride, not a happy bunny.
22:03That's sick, man, but this is...
22:05Yeah, no, this is still sick, all right?
22:08Uncle Jack's already agreed to do the actual kidnap.
22:11Yeah, kidnap.
22:12I need you lot for phase two.
22:15Well, why is it such a big dick?
22:17Because I think he's actually found the one, all right?
22:20And this is the last time he's going to be walking down the aisle, so I would like to give
22:24him a proper send-off.
22:25What's scaring the life out?
22:26Yeah, exactly.
22:28Are we doing this or not?
22:32Where did you not have a living there?
22:34Yeah!
22:35Hey!
22:36How are you?
22:37How are you?
22:39How are you?
22:41How are you?
22:42How are you?
22:46Harry, your mum about?
22:49On your foos.
22:51Cool.
23:00Yeah.
23:05Nice place you got here.
23:06Yeah?
23:07I had a nice house and all until you lot rocked up.
23:10Hey, Nick.
23:11Look.
23:12I get it.
23:13Yeah?
23:14And I will do everything in my power to minimise how stressful this is.
23:18Yeah, it is stressful, actually, Ned.
23:20Running a business, bringing up a baby, and I don't need you doing your snake charmer thing in me face.
23:25Nicola, please.
23:27I have been holding your family together for 20 years, right?
23:31So I think the least you can do is hear me out.
23:40Nah.
23:41I'm not worried at all.
23:43Let him have his fun.
23:44It's nice.
23:44He wants to be involved.
23:46What time are you going, Lawrence?
23:49Oh, I love you too.
23:52Yeah.
23:53Yeah, I can't wait.
23:58Oh, yeah, here we go.
24:00Hey, go on, boy.
24:01Make it quick, Oscar, yeah?
24:03What an early night.
24:09I'm not proud of how desperate I became.
24:12Yeah, but why am I the one picking up the pieces?
24:15You're all we've got.
24:17And it's not just the roof we need.
24:20And Gemma's missed you.
24:21Yeah, she's been having a rough time with it.
24:25And do you know how much she idolises you?
24:27If that ain't emotional blackmail, I don't know what is.
24:32Like, if...
24:33If I was going for emotional blackmail, nah, I would...
24:37I would lay it on, like, proper thick.
24:39Yeah.
24:41I don't know.
24:42I'd probably start with how I stepped up when your...
24:45Well, when your old man died.
24:49How I took on Rose and Jodie and gave them a place to live.
24:53No.
24:56But you're not doing that.
24:57No, I wouldn't dream of it.
24:58No, of course not.
25:00No, because you had your own stuff going on, you know.
25:02You had to focus on Teddy and Harry and...
25:05Anyway, like, I was happy to help.
25:08It wasn't a burden, I love them.
25:13But...
25:13Cards on the table, right?
25:17I am gonna need time...
25:20to get us back on our feet.
25:22And this isn't a few days, not even a few weeks.
25:27But we can help out.
25:28We can help out with Ivy.
25:30Yeah?
25:30I could come down here, take a load off you.
25:33If it helps, serve drinks behind the bar, whatever you need.
25:37And I promise you this.
25:39The moment that we can stand on our own two feet...
25:44We will.
25:48I'll hold you to that.
25:52So...
25:54We good?
25:56We good?
26:02This mate of yours who trained racing camels...
26:05Did he have any experience before he went out there?
26:08Er, no.
26:09No, I don't think so.
26:10What, are you looking for a career change?
26:12I quite like camels.
26:13Yeah.
26:14Oh my God.
26:14I quite like camels.
26:15Most boring stag do ever.
26:17Two extraordinary animals.
26:19Why?
26:20They can't control water.
26:22They can't control water.
26:22They can't control water.
26:22Yes, Jack.
26:23Oi, Jack.
26:24Let's get this party started.
26:26Woo!
26:27All right, so why have you got unstashed?
26:29Sorry I got delayed.
26:30I was at the hospital.
26:31Denise St. Greg.
26:32Oh no.
26:33You spoke to King.
26:33Is there anything we can do?
26:34Yeah, stay focused on stag do.
26:36With all due respect to Denise, of course.
26:40Um, did you kidnap my dad?
26:42Yeah.
26:43No, I came straight from the hospital, didn't I?
26:45Right, yeah.
26:46Er...
26:47Well then, where the hell is he?
26:52Ah, come on boys.
26:53This is getting boring now.
26:56Where are we anyway?
26:57Where are the Archers?
27:00Who's here?
27:00Jack!
27:03Jack!
27:05Oscar, is that you?
27:10Go on then.
27:11Do your worst.
27:19Go on then.
27:22Hey.
27:24I intend to.
27:27I'm just kidding.
27:29I need a good chance.