00:00Can we try to talk to each other like rational adults?
00:02Have you watched the news lately?
00:04That's not a thing anymore.
00:06The guy at the DMV rescued a dog.
00:08Come on, rescue my ass.
00:10It was a free dog.
00:12You guys are great.
00:13I think I'm going to step outside and slam my hand in a car door.
00:18Anything that drips that much in the morning, you should call a doctor.
00:22You know, in the old days, people had extra kids because we knew most of them weren't going to make
00:27it.
00:28You want to lose weight?
00:29It's simple.
00:30This hole here, bigger than this one back here.
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