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George reaches a startling conclusion at Monk's Diner: every instinct he's ever had has been wrong. Jerry offers a simple solution—if George's instincts are always wrong, doing the exact opposite should finally lead him in the right direction. George immediately puts his new theory to the test with his lunch order.

When George notices an attractive woman at the counter, the real test begins. Instead of retreating as he normally would, he confidently introduces himself with a brutally honest assessment of his life—and discovers that ignoring his instincts may have its advantages.

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00:00It's to try the opposite.
00:01Instead of tuna salad and being intimidated by women,
00:03chicken salad and going right up to it.
00:06Yeah, I should do the opposite.
00:07I should.
00:08If every instinct you have is wrong,
00:10then the opposite would have to be right.
00:16Yes.
00:17I will do the opposite.
00:20I used to sit here and do nothing
00:22and regret it for the rest of the day.
00:23So now I will do the opposite
00:25and I will do something.
00:33Excuse me, uh,
00:35I couldn't help but notice
00:36that you were looking in my direction.
00:38Oh, yes, I was.
00:40You just ordered the same exact lunch as me.
00:44My name is George.
00:45I'm unemployed and I live with my parents.
00:52I'm Victoria. Hi.
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