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Jerry thinks he should clean his bathroom before a date, but George has other ideas on Seinfeld. Armed with questionable confidence and zero shame, George introduces the philosophy that would become one of his most famous rules: always do the opposite.

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00:00All right, good dog! Good dog! All right!
00:03Hey, he really likes you, George.
00:05Well, that's flattering.
00:09Ah, he's getting a drink of water.
00:15Is this for that girl?
00:17Yeah.
00:18Why even give her an option?
00:20This is a person I like.
00:22It's not how to score on spring break.
00:24Can we go?
00:25I'm gonna get a ticket.
00:27Yeah, okay.
00:28Oh, wait a second.
00:28Oh, I forgot to clean the bathroom.
00:30So what? That's good.
00:32Now, how could that be good?
00:33Because filth is good.
00:35What do you think?
00:36Rock stars have sponges and ammonia lying around the bathroom?
00:39You think they have a woman coming over?
00:40I gotta tidy up?
00:41You know, look, in these matters,
00:42you never do what your instincts tell you.
00:44Always, always do the opposite.
00:46This is how you operate.
00:48Yeah, I wish.
00:49Let me just wipe the sink.
00:51Why even give her an option for it?
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