00:00I swear I did my homework, but my pet pig ate it.
00:03Everybody's heard of a dog eating their homework, but never a pig.
00:06We had pigs for a few years, and it was very calm.
00:09And then comes Polly.
00:10She's the most chaotic, but also the sweetest and most cuddly out of all the pigs.
00:15And we know to keep her backpack up on, like, the half wall,
00:17because she will get things from, you know, close to the ground.
00:20But Polly's always one step ahead of us.
00:26Every zipper she learned to open.
00:28My notebooks were chewed up.
00:29My folders were, like, somehow slobbering and chewed up.
00:33Some pages were even gone.
00:34She physically ate the entire page on something, so...
00:38A lot of my math work, my ELA work, ripped in pieces and chewed up.
00:41I was just, like, minding my business, and I heard them yell,
00:44Polly!
00:45So I walked out, and, like, I just, like, stopped and phrased.
00:48After causing so much chaos, you'd think that she would feel bad about herself.
00:52But no, she was proud, looking at us, eyes wide,
00:56basically smiling, wanting us to see the beautiful work that she just did.
01:01I was trying to email them.
01:02I kept, like, believing it, because at first I was just going to, like, lie about it.
01:05I'm like, this just sounds too ridiculous to even say.
01:07And I just thought my teachers were going to kill me.
01:10They all came back with, like, the reactions of just laughter.
01:13They said it was the first time that they've ever heard that in their career,
01:16which I guess is understandable.
01:17My ELA teacher put the picture of Polly with the destroyed work on, like, the screen
01:21to show the class.
01:22It's just one of those things, living with kids.
01:25The truth is really an excuse.
01:27When I walked out, I was so mad.
01:29But 10 minutes later, she was snowing me on the bed.
01:32She's a butthole.
01:33She's my baby.
01:35Yeah.
01:35She's a butthole.
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