00:00Hey, you forgot to clock in this morning.
00:01Make sure to clock in at some point so we can start paying you.
00:04I haven't been paid for the last two hours.
00:05Can't you just adjust the timesheet?
00:07Can, won't.
00:08Rules are rules.
00:09Are you being serious?
00:11Move, I gotta pour one out.
00:13Employees are allotted one bathroom break per shift.
00:16You took one a little earlier.
00:17I know, because I wrote it down.
00:18That was a false alarm.
00:20I barely went.
00:21Rules are rules.
00:22You think this bothers me?
00:24I do a thousand Kegels a day.
00:25I could break a walnut down there.
00:2842.
00:29What are you doing?
00:30Employees may take no longer than 15 minutes for their lunch break.
00:33I've been timing you since you walked in.
00:35You got 40 seconds left.
00:36Rules are rules.
00:37That's what you said.
00:38Unless you want to go back on that.
00:4034.
00:42Oh, it's so hot.
00:44Oh, what's the hurry?
00:46Bathroom.
00:46I'm off the clock.
00:47Oh, you know what?
00:48Restrooms are for customers only, and it doesn't appear that you've purchased anything.
00:53Oh, a stapler.
00:54Yeah, use this.
00:55Sure you can.
00:56I'll use a stapler.
00:57I hate you.
00:58I hate you.
00:58I hate you.
00:58I hate you.
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00:59I hate you.
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00:59I hate you.
01:00I hate you.
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