00:00You queer.
00:00Am I?
00:01God damn it, I knew it.
00:02I didn't say anything.
00:03Exactly.
00:04If someone asks you if you're a pole smoker, you just deny it.
00:07Straight off.
00:07No pause.
00:08No farting around.
00:09Rex, I'm not gay.
00:10Dad thinks you're gay.
00:11What?
00:12You're breaking the old man's heart.
00:13I'm not.
00:14Tell him I'm not.
00:15Ian, you're 18 and you've never had a girlfriend.
00:18That's how people wind up getting gay, you know?
00:20I don't think that's really how it happens.
00:22Is that not how it happens?
00:23Tell me how it happens, expert.
00:24No, you are.
00:25You keep talking about it.
00:26Look, every guy's got a fantasy about another guy,
00:28but you've got to bury that shit way down.
00:30This is America, God damn it.
00:32Dude, there is a girl that I've been kind of...
00:35All right, I'm listening.
00:37Where'd you meet her?
00:37Um, on the...
00:39Online?
00:40Oh, what?
00:42For fuck's sake, Ian, don't you watch Dateline?
00:44She's probably a guy.
00:45Some fat old dude who wants to ram you in the tailpipe.
00:48But you'd love that, wouldn't you?
00:49Because you're a homo.
00:53Hey, Ian.
00:54Try not to come home any gayer than you are now.
00:58Thanks, Steve.
00:59The word...
00:59The word...
01:00The word...
01:00The word...
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