00:00Okay, I get it. You hate me.
00:03What? No, I don't.
00:05Well, it just seems like everything I say makes you mad.
00:07So? Everything everyone says makes me mad.
00:12Well, it just makes me not want to talk to you.
00:18Honestly, I didn't think you listened to me.
00:21I mean, you're always on your phone or with your stupid friends.
00:24Yeah, and you're always saying that you hate my friends
00:27and that I'm exactly like them, so...
00:29I told you I don't hate you.
00:31I mean, sometimes I want to kill you,
00:33but just like in the normal way.
00:38I only want to kill you in the normal way, too.
00:44But yeah, I'm glad you don't hate me.
00:47Of course I don't, stupid.
00:50I don't want to stand up like Tio and Mommy.
00:52I mean, they barely talk.
00:54That'll never be us.
00:55Have you met yourself?
00:57You like to talk.
00:58A lot.
01:00Besides, we need each other.
01:03Yeah, we do.
01:06To deal with Mom.
01:09Aw, we got that twin thing.
01:14Remember when we were little,
01:16Mommy wouldn't let us go on the seesaw
01:17because we weren't the same weight?
01:18You're gonna launch your brother in a frickin' space!
01:24Plus, someday I want nieces and nephews
01:26to throw cash at like Tio Tito.
01:28I'm not having any kids.
01:30Then, you're cats.
01:33That is such a stereotype.
01:36But yes, there will be cats.
01:37Hey, how about this?
01:44I will take a picture of you for Instagram
01:47if you stop talking about the boat's butt.
01:50Okay.
01:50And for every pic you take of me,
01:52I'll quiz you on a vocabulary word.
01:54Deal.
01:55Nice work.
02:02Really got my jawline.
02:07Narcissism.
02:11Aw, come on!
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