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00:00I saw what I thought was like an overweight the Riddler falling down a blow-up slide
00:06It's very...
00:10But that couldn't have been Mincy, could it have been?
00:18Mincy or Clemmons or that?
00:20I don't know. Yeah, it seems like Mincy
00:22I love Mincy
00:23But it seems like he's been eating a lot more than Clemmons. Clemmons not he's
00:26Clemmons was scouting his opponent and like he turned me on to the tweets of his diet and shit
00:31Clemmons can run faster. He weighs fucking 11 pounds
00:36Yeah, I probably take Clemmons, probably lay the points with Clemmons. Okay. Yeah, it was close last year, right?
00:41I think so. What would you set the line?
00:43How does it go by events? I think there's like 20 events or 21. I think Clemmons, he hurt with strength
00:49I don't know how much stuff was with strength
00:51Probably lay him like three and a half events maybe he wins by like three it's like, you know golf match
00:56I don't think we're getting to the 21st hole
01:00How could I forget last year? Yeah, they cooked the grilled cheese, right?
01:16Mincy going headfirst into the camera breaking like a $1,500 camera
01:22I
01:24Don't know I Mincy lost last year. I think he's had a whole year to think about it
01:29I think he's motivated as hell. I think Mincy's turned over a new leaf. His mind is right
01:33I see Mincy pulling off the upset and beating Clemmons. Yeah, I see it happening a Clemmer at Clemmer
01:40He wasn't feeling too well yesterday. He's kind of sick. I think Mincy's gonna gonna
01:46Pull fast one and get one over on Clemmons
01:48But then Clemmer is gonna get motivated and then win next year, so I
01:52Mean Clemmer won the last time so he's got the edge. I see it's tough because I don't know the don't know the competitions. I think
01:59I mean, I'm
02:01Mincy's a friend. I'm rooting for Clemmer. Clemmer is on pick central. It's my guy. I'll root for him on New York guy
02:07Clover minus 135. I think it's still a battle. It's an absolute listen. He can lose this thing Mincy Mincy scrappy sometimes
02:15Not thinking can help you
02:17Sometimes that like a Clemmer can maybe overthink almost try to be too strategic
02:21Where Mincy's like blinders are on always?
02:24He's just like a just like a horse isn't just go Mincy just smack him in the ass and just go
02:29Clemmer by a landslide. Okay. All right. Yeah, I gotta go. I gotta go Mincy, man
02:33He's been hitting the gym Barstool Fitness showing out for him
02:36Clemmer it's gonna be Clemmer Mincy is literally retarded
02:41Give me special K in a landslide. I mean as much as I respect Mincy my former doesn't a mate
02:46Special case. Is it on different fucking? I just can't wait to watch them cook again and just demolish or chef Donny's kitchen
02:53Set to burn the place down. That's my favorite part the entire thing. Just watch them make old cheese the rematch or two
02:57Yeah, this time it's personal
03:06Clemmer I got a I got a rep for the New York office cheer for our own home team guy. I remember
03:13My like biggest takeaway from last year was there was that one moment where Clemmer did something good
03:17I don't even remember what it was, but he ran away going
03:25Saw that clip again this week it cracked me up. I love Clemmer. He really does crack me up
03:34Listen listen, it's even put in the work in the offseason
03:37Potato
03:38Catching balls. Yeah, I mean yes potato fries and a regular fries. He's been preparing for that. That's probably what did it
03:44It was that switch of the winks and sweet potato fries gonna blight on his feet
03:48Clemmer very business approach very like
03:51Business trip that same thing flew to Chicago on a mission to win this and go home. That's all dude. I smiled once
03:58He's not there to make friends
04:01He's not there for ha ha's not there to make friends. He's there to win
04:05It's a battle if you're watching this, it is very apparent that
04:10Climbers here is absolutely nothing but when this competition like I said, he's not here to make friends
04:16He's not here to laugh ha ha no, this is just business
04:21Minty's face and get in a plane and go home
04:28Bad bad night to be a hard sider in a gun
04:31Bad bad night
04:33Cause they are going to be flowing in a couple of hours
04:35Trust me
04:37That'll work
04:39It works
04:41What is he doing?
04:43Why?
04:45Why?
04:47Ha ha ha
04:49What the hell
04:51Meanwhile he's
04:53He's putting all the
04:55The butter on top of it
04:57He's basting it a little bit
04:59He's gotten ahead of himself
05:01Ha ha ha
05:03Has he ever cooked?
05:05Last year
05:07That's not yours?
05:09Don't use that butter
05:11What are you doing?
05:13Ha ha ha
05:15Oh my god
05:17No
05:19No you didn't
05:21This isn't a place that you can fire one
05:23Beep beep beep beep beep
05:26That sucks
05:28Clean that thing off
05:30That'll do it
05:32He just wiped the plate
05:34That's the steak juices
05:36You serve it in it's juices
05:38That's what makes the steak good
05:40Salt and pepper never got
05:42Whoa
05:44I will say
05:46That's pretty good
05:48Did you put salt on that pepper?
05:50I used the butter
05:52Salt and pepper
05:54Now you should have seasoned it up
05:56I think of course
05:58You know how I feel about seasoning
06:00That is not for what you did
06:02I did that accidentally
06:04It's really cold in the kitchen
06:06This side kind of looks
06:08There's a nice sear on this side
06:10And that is not for what you did
06:12That's impressive
06:14Alright
06:16What did you make?
06:18I made a steak and cheese sandwich
06:20Ha ha ha
06:22Oh
06:24That's raw
06:26Don't get that done
06:28Ha ha ha
06:30It's raw
06:32Ha ha ha
06:34You got fucking carbon
06:36We're trying to eat something
06:38Ha ha ha
06:40Ha ha ha
06:42A lot of feeble
06:44Moments
06:46And Mincey, he can't cook
06:48I mean he might be
06:50He might be the worst cook ever
06:52I mean
06:54Clumber steak
06:56I mean, throw some spice on there
06:58Accent
07:00But Mincey looked like
07:04Inedible
07:06I mean a dog wouldn't eat that
07:08You see any of those Mincey vs. Clumber nonsense going on?
07:10I saw what I thought
07:12Was like an overweight The Riddler
07:14Falling down a
07:16Blow up slide
07:18Ha ha ha
07:20But that couldn't have been
07:22Mincey, could it have been?
07:24Look at these boots
07:26They probably got the fucking
07:28Are these Tim's?
07:30Oh, you're in New York for real
07:32You fly as hell
07:34Not YSL
07:36And they are Tim's
07:38Where'd you get those bro?
07:40Shea gave me some
07:42What the fuck?
07:44He was in Toronto
07:46Hey big bro, I got some shoes for you
07:48You know I like Tim's
07:50Off-white Tim's
07:52Dude, Jesus Christ
07:54What the fuck?
07:56It's for winning
07:58Okay, we drinking today or no?
08:00God no
08:02Bro, I've been sick
08:04Since that, since we did that
08:06So you know we gotta do it again to reverse it
08:08No, no
08:10There's 0% chance
08:12You do it for both of us bro
08:14I gotta have something to drink
08:16My words ain't gonna fall off my tongue right
08:18What's up bro?
08:20Hey, how's it going?
08:22That's a hell of a jersey
08:24Yeah, they were stomping
08:26Something from like Netherlands
08:28Or something like that today
08:30How you doing brother?
08:32You look good
08:34I see you've been on your walk
08:36How's it been going?
08:38You've lost a lot of weight too
08:40You look great bro
08:43Were you congratulating Clemmer?
08:45I was
08:47Huge win for Clemmer
08:49I was cheering for him
08:51We could run back the tape
08:53I said he's representing the New York office
08:55We got a cheer for Clemmer
08:57And he took home the win
08:59How do you feel?
09:01Sore, but victorious, thank God
09:03Can't lose that
09:05What was your favorite event?
09:07I liked all the non-contact ones
09:09I think I'm just too old for the contact stuff
09:11Hanging up the things on the wall
09:13That just made me think
09:15In different ways
09:17What else did I like a lot?
09:19Oh, the pantyhose with the candle
09:21That was bizarre
09:23Cutting things in half made me think
09:25There were some really funny, creative things
09:27Oh, like the Chinese food restaurant
09:29Trying to speak in Chinese
09:31And failing miserably
09:33You, Sean, He Gong Bao
09:35Zhai Ding
09:37Zizi
09:39They put a lot of work
09:41Into those creative events
09:43Like TJ
09:45Big Cat, all those guys
09:47Che
09:49I know they were all involved
09:51Great job
09:53How about the cooking?
09:55I think my cooking was okay
09:57Minced meat was raw
09:59I'm a very plain eater
10:01So I didn't want to scrub the fish
10:03Especially if I figure
10:05If I just cook something edible
10:07I should beat Mincy
10:09And it worked
10:11What is this?
10:13I'm ready to kill Terry Mero
10:15I saw that
10:17And I was like, oh damn
10:19The dude's just flying off the handle
10:21And then I backtracked and saw
10:23Rico had started the whole thing
10:25With his burner account
10:27That everyone knows is Rico
10:29There it is
10:31About time for some Stellas
10:33Enjoy your night all
10:35Don't have too many
10:37Go to a high school game
10:39And yell racial epithets
10:41Out of nowhere
10:43Joey Yanks strikes again
10:45I like that, it's a good rivalry
10:47It is a good rivalry
10:49All is right in the world when that's happening
10:51That could be anyone
10:53Joey Yanks could be anyone
10:55What are they getting at?
10:57Do you know who Joey Yanks is?
10:59Who?
11:01No, he doesn't know who Joey Yanks is
11:19Nadu and Rico
11:21It warms my heart
11:23When I see some more true bad blood
11:25Rico did a big
11:27Alabama basketball tweet
11:29And Nadu hit him with
11:31You aren't on the team, little bro
11:33That's a great comeback
11:35It's a great comeback
11:37And then so Rico
11:39Went directly to his burner account
11:41And said, and you didn't
11:43Break your dick off on the female
11:45On the female
11:47Employees blog you used to comment on
11:49I guess not everyone can be a winner
11:51And then off we went with Nadu saying
11:53We're ready to kill Terry Mayrose
11:57And just the normal theatrics
11:59Between these two
12:01Do you know who Joey Yanks is guys?
12:03You're talking about Joey Yanks
12:05There's Joey Yanks on the act
12:07Yankees fan?
12:09Why, what do you do?
12:11Yanks was in the leads going big time scale
12:13We don't know who it is
12:17It could be anybody
12:19Joey Yanks?
12:21Yeah
12:23No, who's that?
12:25We're trying to figure it out
12:27I mean
12:29Let's think
12:31Do we have any Yankee fans at the company?
12:33Meats out me, Hubs Marty
12:35Frankie Borrelli
12:37It couldn't be
12:39So their name's obviously Joey too
12:41Joey Camasta
12:43He wears a Yankee hat sometimes
12:45You can't do like a fake name, right?
12:47Yeah
12:49That doesn't make any sense
12:51So I guess it's gotta be Joey Camasta
12:53He's the only one that fits both parts
12:55Crazy
12:57I'm wearing women's panties today
12:59Show me
13:01They're sheer
13:05Oh my god
13:07Why are you wearing women's underwear?
13:09Because I like a breathable
13:11I like a breathable undergarment
13:13Are those straight up women's?
13:15They're non-binary
13:17I need a new job
13:19Carolyn Banawitz wears a strap-on under her clothes
13:21And I like to wear women's panties
13:23Just how we deal with things around here
13:25I don't know who Joey Yanks is
13:27No clue
13:29Could be anyone
13:31Could be Tommy Smokes
13:33He likes the Yanks
13:35Yeah, let's start with Camasta
13:37Joey Yanks
13:39Oh yeah, I've heard he's yanked a lot of guys off
13:41Yeah
13:43Uh, yeah, so I guess
13:45I don't know, Nadoo texted me
13:47He's like, I need your help
13:49Or can you ask Dave?
13:51And he said someone made a coin of me
13:53What do I do?
13:55And I was like, I don't know, I'm not in that space
13:57But I just sent the picture to Dave
13:59And then it sounds like Dave bought the Nadoo coin
14:01And now it's ripping
14:03And I guess he called Jack Mack in a panic
14:05I don't know
14:07Nadoo man, Nadoo to the moon
14:09I saw that
14:11He just texted me that Nadoo's ripping
14:13Yeah, he just said Nadoo's ripping
14:15How do you see how much it's ripping?
14:17Uh, let me just pull that up
14:19Let me see
14:21Um, yeah, right now it's at
14:23It went out to like a three million dollar market cap
14:25It's down to like 1.5
14:27The Nadoo coin had a three million dollar market cap
14:29Great, great stuff
14:33You got that cane coming in today I heard
14:35Yeah, Sue Finder on You Gotta Try This
14:37I had asked him, Steve, you want to come on tomorrow?
14:39Oh my god, it would be such an honor and a privilege
14:41I love you, I love your family
14:43Come to Greece with me
14:45I'm like, nah, let's just do an hour and talk about food
14:47He'll be here in a couple minutes
14:49What's up brother man?
14:51Look how great you look
14:53I love you son
14:55You look amazing
14:57I love this
14:59Ready to roll
15:01You Gotta Try This, second episode
15:03First episode was from nobody named Nick Mangold
15:05The second episode is when the series really begins
15:07Sue Finder coming on for the whole hour
15:09Just going to shoot the shit about whatever the hell you want to talk about
15:11Including this thing
15:13An honor, a pleasure, three quarters of my success
15:15I owe to Lodge
15:17At Barstool
15:19First of all, twisted history
15:21Second of all, Barstool breakfast
15:23He was the first to ask
15:25Hey Stu, let's talk about your life
15:27And then all of a sudden everyone was on my dick
15:29Shout out Lodge
15:31The most underrated person at Barstool
15:33Although
15:35If his wife wanted to
15:37She could buy Barstool
15:39Ready to roll
15:41How are you Stu?
15:43What's up pal?
15:45You look very slim and strong
15:47Well I am strong, I'm always strong
15:49But not slim, fat as fuck
15:51It's deceiving, it's like a fucking
15:53It's fake, I just started working out again
15:55So I'm doing weights
15:57And walking like between 20 and 30 a week
15:59Jesus Christ
16:01I gained 3.1 pounds last week
16:03I think you look lean
16:05That could just be like you, that's some big shit
16:07You could get rid of that
16:09No problem
16:11Did Sandy put the kibosh on the party again?
16:13No, no
16:15My dick and my balls are in the safe
16:17I can never throw a party again
16:19May 1, 2022, it's over
16:21Why'd she put the kibosh on the party?
16:23She said I spent about 6 million
16:25Of the money that would be in the bank
16:27That I wouldn't have to work now
16:29The memories though
16:31They're priceless
16:33For me it's hate, for her it's like, you know, whatever
16:37Well no, no, it's just my phone
16:39And my wallet used to be like
16:4150,000 cash and a gun
16:43But now it's just shouting out from Italy
16:45Stu, you got some weed?
16:47You got some weed?
16:49Are you happy to see me?
16:51How you doing? How's baby? How's everybody?
16:53You're back to fabulous self
16:55I'm outside
16:57Did you miss me?
16:59Yes, I always miss you
17:01I don't feel alone
17:03Why?
17:05Where's the cum towel?
17:07Listen, when they were hot
17:09You got everything, you got all my merch
17:11You gave me four
17:13I come every day, I need more fucking towels
17:15OnlyFans, subscribe
17:17That's a blessing
17:19Very rarely speechless
17:21But I am
17:23Shout out Ebony, you motherfucker
17:27Hello, hello
17:29How you doing?
17:31How's everything?
17:33Everything's great, how you doing?
17:35You look skinny
17:37I must have been fucking fat
17:39How much weight did you lose?
17:41200 pounds, I'm a fat pig
17:43Is that a Dodge Viper?
17:45Yeah, it's like, 1995
17:47When I bought a Viper, I bought like 10,000 dollars worth of jackets
17:49Gave out to all my friends
17:51But this is the last one that I kept
17:53This is my kid, I had a baby
17:55Hello, how you doing?
17:57Can you hold him?
17:59Hello, hello, hello
18:01How you doing?
18:03Do you have any money for his breasts?
18:05Or any savings bonds?
18:07This is your rich uncle
18:09I love you, oh my god
18:11I love you
18:13Always a good day when Uncle Stu is here
18:15There's never a dull moment when Uncle Stu's in town
18:17Stu!
18:19How you doing brother?
18:21How you doing?
18:23You look hungry
18:25How's it going?
18:27How you doing?
18:29Alright, it's time for a weigh in
18:31I started at 383 last month
18:33I was down to 314
18:35February is so fucking depressing
18:37Windy, cold, fucking
18:39Every goddamn motherfucking day
18:41Take the groundhog and
18:43And uh
18:45Torture a goddamn motherfucking woodchipper
18:47And as we know, like
18:49As me being a fatty, I mean, I gained 3.2 pounds this week
18:51February into March
18:53Is traditionally
18:55And this is realistic
18:57This is not no puffery or smoke
18:59It is the hardest time to be positive
19:01It's the February doldrum
19:03It snows on the ground
19:05There is no sun
19:07Let me just say that Frank
19:09I have not seen you in person
19:11You look fabulous
19:13First of all, your legs look unbelievable
19:15That's the best I've ever seen them
19:17I would rub my ball sack and my penis against them
19:19That's how great they look
19:21And your face is unbelievable
19:23You look like a fabulous human
19:25I'm telling you right now
19:27No baloney
19:29You look stunning, I love you, I'm so proud of you
19:31So the bottom line is this
19:33The ebb and flow of life
19:35Let's ready roll, let's get on the scale
19:37316?
19:39Yeah, 316
19:41So two and change
19:43That's nothing
19:45That's nothing
19:47We're talking almost a two year process
19:49That's fabulous
19:51You're a fabulous human being, you're a proud example
19:53And God bless you, may God be with you always
19:55Oh, another day in the office
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20:41Oh baby
20:43Here we go
20:45This is fresh Colombian cocaine
20:47No, this is our quarantine
20:51I brought this on the plane and I got stopped both times
20:53Which makes sense
20:57I thought that would look worse
20:59I was like, I need it in the container
21:01If I just brought it in like a
21:03Ziploc bag
21:05It looks astoundingly
21:07Well no, of course it does
21:11I left some and I spilt some on
21:13The bathroom counter upstairs
21:15And I was like, someone's going to think
21:17I was doing cocaine here
21:19I wonder if drug mules have thought about that
21:21They must have
21:23But if they were like, so where are you going?
21:25I was like, uh, Batchelor Park
21:27They'd be like, oh, so that's
21:29Definitely cocaine
21:31So that's not cocaine, that's just a little creatine you're taking?
21:33What's that for?
21:35So a lot of people think
21:37Oh, it's just for your body
21:39To build muscles
21:41And that's true, but it's also just as good for your brain
21:43It really helps that ATP
21:45Your total energy production throughout the day
21:47Don't you know if you take a bunch of creatine
21:49Are you lifting? Are you doing a lot?
21:51Are you just going to get fat?
21:53Oh my god, she's dumb
21:57Is that incorrect or what?
21:59First of all, I am going to the gym nearly every day
22:01And second of all
22:03What?
22:05Depends on what exercise I'm doing
22:07Um, and
22:09Uh
22:11Yeah
22:13Sounds like you don't want to say
22:15She only saw my fucking before and after picture from one month
22:17I'm not putting that out to the public yet
22:19You've been taking pics?
22:21Just one before and after picture
22:23But it's not for anyone of you to see
22:25I need to find the befores
22:27No
22:29Anyway, I spilled some creatine
22:31Everyone should take creatine
22:33Whether they go to the gym or not
22:35It's the most tested and proven
22:37Yeah, give that a whirl
22:39That's good, that's pure
22:41That's pure creatine
22:43And it's very good
22:45All the players are like
22:47Justin Downey is going to spill it this quick
22:49Dancing on the ice
22:51Spilling it this quick
22:53In fact, Justin Downey came in today
22:55Wearing your shirt
22:57Losses are funner in Texas
22:59Justin, man
23:01It's bullshit
23:03Here goes this
23:05I know how it feels, John Cena turned heel this weekend
23:07Turned his back on me
23:09And the whole C-Nation
23:11Why don't you become a Rangers fan?
23:13Fuck Rangers
23:15That stupid song
23:17H-O-T-T-O-G-O
23:19Every time it's played, something bad happens
23:21You don't like Chapel Road?
23:23I hate that fucking song
23:25You don't like Chapel Road?
23:27It's his number one favorite
23:29Even on a crusade against the song
23:31I saw you were going after Greta Thunberg on Twitter yesterday
23:33Or a day or two ago
23:35You said how much you care about climate change
23:37Zero to ten
23:39Yeah
23:41You don't like Chapel Road?
23:43It is the worst song
23:45In the history of mankind
23:47I'd rather
23:49I'd rather hear
23:51Nails on a chalkboard
23:53For 45 minutes straight
23:55With a siren wailing
23:57Than to hear that fucking song
23:59What about Pink Pony Club?
24:01Pink Pony Club
24:03I'll tell her how much I hate that song
24:05It's the most irritating, annoying song
24:07Ever
24:09I don't have any thoughts
24:11I think the devils are playing their music
24:13Way too loud, I think Frank's exactly right
24:15Speaking for the people
24:17So it's Ash Wednesday
24:19If you're a Catholic, you're not supposed to eat meat
24:21Throughout Lent
24:23On Wednesdays and on Fridays
24:25And sometimes it gets hard to remember
24:27What's meat? What's not meat?
24:29Does cereal have meat in it?
24:31Luckily
24:33We know a guy
24:35We know a guy
24:37His name's Glenny Boss
24:39And every Ash Wednesday
24:41He posts this list
24:43No meat meals for lunch
24:45In his notes
24:47If you ever forget
24:49Does sushi have meat in it?
24:51Does cereal have meat in it?
24:53What about a PB&J?
24:55No meat
24:57That's on the list?
24:59Does egg salad?
25:01Does mac and cheese?
25:03You just check Glenny's list
25:05It's very clearly
25:07No meat
25:09And what he even did
25:11Three stars indicate the best
25:13So he likes sushi
25:15Baked clams, pierogies, crab cakes
25:17And a potato and egg
25:19So if you're ever confused
25:21Just make sure you follow Glenny Boss
25:23Every Ash Wednesday
25:25This is like six years ago and he's been posting the same notes app
25:27He lists them
25:29He says salmon
25:31Slash cod
25:33Slash swordfish
25:35Slash arctic char
25:37That's also a fish
25:39Slash fish
25:41So he listed
25:43Four specific types
25:45Of fish and then just said
25:47But actually
25:49Now that I think about it
25:51All fish are in the clear
25:53So we're texting him right now
25:55Just trying to get confirmation
25:57On a few different foods
25:59I said I was about to have a banana
26:01But I wasn't sure if that had meat in it
26:03It wasn't on the list
26:05And I said hold on let me check
26:07This guy I follow on Instagram
26:09Always posts whether or not
26:11Things have meat in it
26:13What about the chips?
26:15So I believe they're okay
26:17I think they're good
26:19They weren't on the list so it's a gray area
26:21So Glenny, working hard
26:23As always