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00:00:00Right then folks, back for a bash bit of Thursday slotting for you.
00:00:07One of the usual casinos, the one with the letters, I'm starting with 4176 as you can
00:00:12see in the top there.
00:00:13If you want to know the full name of the place, backinmo.com and the casino tab, one of the
00:00:17top two.
00:00:18If you're not bothered, don't go and look.
00:00:20I'm not really sure what I'm going to start on but last video I had to edit out a couple
00:00:24of games.
00:00:25It was Duel at Dawn and... what the fuck else was it?
00:00:30I don't know, something else, I can't remember now, I couldn't remember the fucking first
00:00:33one last time.
00:00:34Yeah, I forgot to move the screen didn't I, but we'll get our usual fix of Duel at Dawn
00:00:39in this one at some point I'm sure.
00:00:41I'm not going to start on it because it's kind of boring me now after assessing it,
00:00:45but we'll see.
00:00:48Finally one day maybe it'll do what it's supposed to, eh?
00:00:51Ah yeah, I actually think the other one was this frickin' Bananas game, but nothing happened
00:00:56in either of them.
00:00:57I think he actually lost a grand over the two games, but yeah, rather than try and edit
00:01:03out the fucking casino name, I just thought, just delete those fuckers.
00:01:09Would have been sod's law if I'd have had a massive winning hat to do it, but it's like
00:01:13an absolute ball ache to try and block out something.
00:01:16So, let's start on it instead, today.
00:01:23Right, I'm just going to throw that once because we've only got one banana, which is this,
00:01:28now we see.
00:01:29Right, go on then, how about another one down here?
00:01:32Right, now start getting your Go!
00:01:34Bananas square out, because when I played this last time, even though you didn't see
00:01:37it, it was just not there.
00:01:39Right, so he's going to throw them three times.
00:01:43Nothing doing, really.
00:01:45Come on, slap down a couple more bananas.
00:01:48Right, three spins to get something good.
00:01:53Right, I don't think it's going to Go!
00:01:56Bananas now, because I have to throw them six times.
00:01:59Do it, you bastard.
00:02:01Oh my god, it's never going to do it now.
00:02:06Please do it, just drop that fucking Go!
00:02:08Bananas square.
00:02:09That was an extra near 50 quid.
00:02:12Drop it.
00:02:13Oh, you're a dick.
00:02:15I swear it dropped it way more when it was brand new.
00:02:18Cheeky 54 quid win there, made up most of that.
00:02:21141.48.
00:02:24Just a 100 quid loss.
00:02:27Yeah, so, I noticed last time I played it that every banana you get, that's how many
00:02:32times it throws when it lands that Go!
00:02:34Bananas square.
00:02:36So, oh, you pointless fuck.
00:02:43That's a brilliant start for bananas, eh?
00:02:50Come on, be good like you were when you first came out.
00:02:53You're not that old.
00:02:54Still classed as a new game, wouldn't you?
00:03:00I mean, £4.68 with three spins to go.
00:03:03Say six.
00:03:05Shit.
00:03:09Nothing good again.
00:03:1127 quid.
00:03:19Wow.
00:03:21Looks like a disaster.
00:03:2515 extra on it soon as well.
00:03:27An extra 20 quid, but 61.32.
00:03:30Do me a favour.
00:03:34Come on, give us a chance at something epic.
00:03:40Didn't say it, though, did I?
00:03:44Right, and now to the left, to the left.
00:03:52Shite.
00:03:53Cheers.
00:04:02Come on, give me some more.
00:04:03I want some more.
00:04:04Drop me two on a fucking Go!
00:04:05Bananas.
00:04:06Nearly.
00:04:08Six!
00:04:11Wow.
00:04:13Just tiny amounts.
00:04:19Three to go.
00:04:2028.80.
00:04:22It's pathetic again, it's gotta be said.
00:04:26Right, can I have a final spin, Go! Bananas Square, please?
00:04:30Can I fuck?
00:04:3532.16, right, one for the road.
00:04:37This is just how terrible it was last time I played it, when I had to cut it out.
00:04:42Which kind of explains how I lost a grand over those two games, doesn't it?
00:04:49Yeah, that's completely pointless.
00:04:59Yeah, cheers for putting them anywhere near the fucking 15.
00:05:03Oh, that was interesting, they were all 15s.
00:05:12Right, and now the square that everyone wants to see, thanks.
00:05:15And say six.
00:05:24Three to go to get another one.
00:05:2940 quid.
00:05:33Oh, that is quite enough of that, fuck me.
00:05:37Atrocious bonuses.
00:05:40I can't leave on that, I need a good one.
00:05:42Give me a good one.
00:05:46Pretty much a grand down already, first game.
00:05:49Not the start you want to see!
00:05:53Currently, as we speak, I'm in the sun, which I fucking hate.
00:05:57But I'll be in a bar somewhere.
00:05:59Fort Aventura I've gone this time.
00:06:02With some booze.
00:06:05I'm making these a couple of days ahead, so you've got something to watch while I'm there.
00:06:12Got me a trusty monster, of course.
00:06:14Okay, now fucking off the square.
00:06:17What is this game?
00:06:24This is like the biggest honeymoon period slot that I can remember seeing.
00:06:28It was awesome when it came out.
00:06:31It was go banana squares everywhere, it was throwing bananas for fucking ages.
00:06:34£12.96.
00:06:39Now I'm stuck on it.
00:06:43Just haven't even been playing it for five minutes.
00:06:47Banana, banana.
00:06:53You've got to do something, you can't be shit every single time.
00:06:58What the fuck?
00:07:11Okay, so they weren't all...
00:07:12Well, they were all three X's, weren't they?
00:07:14Because that one landed there twice.
00:07:19So, clearly it picks one of the bananas multipliers and throws all them.
00:07:25So they picked three that time.
00:07:27It was alright.
00:07:29£76, one spin left.
00:07:33This is quite good, with only two bananas on the screen, isn't it?
00:07:36But I'm still not going.
00:07:38I'd like a winning bonus, please.
00:07:40Have I had one?
00:07:42I don't think I've had one in all of those.
00:07:47I think I might have got close on the first one.
00:07:55Superb start again.
00:08:04Oh, two ones.
00:08:08Shite.
00:08:15£8.76, one appearance from the Gobanana Square.
00:08:20Three spins remain.
00:08:23Can you do something, maybe?
00:08:29Doesn't fucking look like it, does it?
00:08:34Oh my god, what are you fucking doing?
00:08:38Why am I even still fucking playing it?
00:08:41£26.40, how many bonuses have been less than £50?
00:08:44Fucking nearly all of them.
00:08:53Can I have a better one?
00:09:07If I choose that one...
00:09:09No, of course you chose the fucking...
00:09:11Oh, right, okay.
00:09:14Right, so it chose that one on the first throw and that one on the second throw then, didn't it?
00:09:22Right, now land another fucking Gobanana Square.
00:09:27Oh, you're not going to now with four, are you?
00:09:30I swear, I had about six, seven Bananas on the first time I played and it was just landing them for fun.
00:09:39You need to land one in these three spins.
00:09:41Come on.
00:09:46It's throwing Bananas six times if it lands the square, that's the problem.
00:09:52Oh, whatever.
00:09:55Spinning me to death, are you?
00:09:58Fucking hell!
00:10:01Do you know what? Fuck that.
00:10:03Fuck off, game.
00:10:04£107, that's absolutely rinsed me.
00:10:06What a load of fucking shit.
00:10:09Probably not the best game to go to when I've just been fisted, really, is it?
00:10:14Chilly Bandits, it's all about the gamble on this one.
00:10:17I haven't played it for ages because I think last time it ripped me a new one.
00:10:21On the gamble itself.
00:10:24There we go.
00:10:25£200.
00:10:28And we'll just hope to get lucky.
00:10:31I'm just going to leave it go on its own.
00:10:33I usually speed it, don't I?
00:10:38Oh, that's hit the star, nice.
00:10:41I've just hit a star now, it's already a first time.
00:10:45Just give me no doubt.
00:10:51You prick.
00:10:54Dirty bastard.
00:10:57Right, well, I'm just going to speed it now because this one's going to lose, isn't it?
00:11:01Watch that.
00:11:05Abandon.
00:11:06Is this going to be the quickest fuck-off of a balance that we've ever seen in two games?
00:11:12Aww, one fucking extra click you had to go, didn't you?
00:11:16Yes, fuck off.
00:11:18Fourth time lucky, maybe?
00:11:20Probably fucking not.
00:11:21Oh my god.
00:11:25You know when you should just go back to bed?
00:11:31Fuck me only just, it had the extra click.
00:11:35Just last chance.
00:11:37Just, it had the extra click.
00:11:40Just land, you dick.
00:11:42Right, good.
00:11:44Cost a grand.
00:11:46Right, well I need to see some chillies then, don't I?
00:11:51It's been a long time since I had a double chilli spin.
00:11:56Can't remember what you do, it's been so long.
00:11:58Oh, you're a splitter.
00:11:59Oh, okay.
00:12:00Cheers for that two quid.
00:12:07You're all shit on your own.
00:12:09Here's a win though with kings, isn't he?
00:12:12He's great to have if you can land either one of the other two at the same time, isn't he?
00:12:17Fucking hell, I'm drawing all over myself here with a fucking stupid pen.
00:12:22Shall I?
00:12:23Give me two, you bastard.
00:12:29Right.
00:12:32Jax.
00:12:34Fuck off.
00:12:37Could have at least changed it to something that I had.
00:12:443875 so far, halfway through the bonus.
00:12:48That won't be a win.
00:12:51Cheers.
00:12:54Where it starts to get scared of the old multiplier being a bit too big.
00:12:58Jax are across.
00:13:00Damn shame that there wasn't a, what is it, like a chilli sauce bottle on the front.
00:13:05That's alright, times six I suppose, but not when it costs a grand, is there?
00:13:13Oh, you only just caught, didn't you?
00:13:16Question mark on three, I needed a question mark on three there.
00:13:19At least it's queens.
00:13:23That's the last chilli I reckon, because you're not going to get a times eight chilli, are you?
00:13:28303 quid.
00:13:30Come on.
00:13:31Oh, surprise me.
00:13:32Plus a spin as well.
00:13:33Oh, you will win, only Jax.
00:13:35Shit house.
00:13:46Oh, needed a, oh, kings have gone across.
00:13:48I needed a ten on fucking two and that would have been quite good actually.
00:13:52That's an extra 180 though.
00:13:56Times nine is a massive multiplier.
00:14:00Come on, just one more chilli.
00:14:04Yellow just went past their final spin.
00:14:06Shit house.
00:14:09I mean 502 quid if it hadn't have cost a grand would have been alright, wouldn't it?
00:14:13Fuck that one though.
00:14:14Balance is 2273.
00:14:16I need to double it somehow.
00:14:19Right, let's go and play the usual roundabout there.
00:14:22I either play golden scrolls or cash pandas after that one, don't I, or before it.
00:14:26I've not tried this one for a while I don't think either.
00:14:29Give it a little go.
00:14:32Back to the usual.
00:14:33Oh, that's not the usual, that's the usual.
00:14:37Yeah, something needs to happen.
00:14:38Like a nice big fat golden bin for three grand, that would be nice.
00:14:42Times five.
00:14:44Times four is alright, that's a great position as well.
00:14:48I've missed all the good symbols though, haven't I?
00:14:51I've missed all the good symbols though, haven't I?
00:14:5778 quid to start with.
00:14:59And 25 dots.
00:15:02Oh, for fuck's sake.
00:15:05Turned his telly off straight away.
00:15:08Shit house.
00:15:13That's a shit ton of dots off those little dudes as well.
00:15:16Got that, fuck me.
00:15:2127 dots.
00:15:2389.40, terrible.
00:15:24Can I have a game that actually pays?
00:15:28Can we have a winning bonus, how about that?
00:15:34Times five, good position, didn't mean to speed it but...
00:15:38It's weird this game, once you speed it once, seemingly it just does it all the fucking time so...
00:15:43I don't know now whether I press it or not.
00:15:4526 dots, don't turn off.
00:15:47Right, okay, same sort of position.
00:15:51Alright, I'll take it.
00:15:55Haven't really put anything great around there but the amounts are good, aren't they?
00:15:58249 quid so far, just stay for one more shot.
00:16:03Go on, stay.
00:16:04You're not threatening the hundred there, you prick.
00:16:07Even if he stayed there and gave like 25, it's still fucking miles away, isn't it?
00:16:13It amazes me how he ever managed to get to the golden bit.
00:16:20Times eight is good on the old motor, isn't it?
00:16:2270.
00:16:24259 quid, so a tiny profit.
00:16:28Alright, go on, let's do one more.
00:16:29Let's see if it fucking fast forwards itself.
00:16:32Okay, I pressed it there.
00:16:34No, I didn't.
00:16:37Times three, probably worse.
00:16:45A few miles without them.
00:16:46Do they stay or...?
00:16:51No, he stayed.
00:16:53Down it.
00:16:56Yeah, that's fucking right.
00:16:57Prime position that.
00:17:01Went over the purple dude though, didn't it?
00:17:05Right, come on now, just stick around because that's not many dots again.
00:17:13Wow.
00:17:15Zero chance.
00:17:21Yeah.
00:17:25190 pound.
00:17:38Come on, just get me close.
00:17:40Give me a bit of excitement.
00:17:43Times two, fucking hell.
00:17:46Got shitter and shitter, didn't it?
00:17:49That's a terrible star, look at this down here.
00:17:51Fuck me, 44, 94.
00:17:54And about 20 of those.
00:17:5623.
00:17:59Right, here.
00:18:01Next to this purple dude.
00:18:03Ah, right in the corner.
00:18:06Shocking.
00:18:11That's like 17, wasn't it?
00:18:12That was awful.
00:18:15Ah, I really thought he was staying then.
00:18:17That was a little bit of a delay, fuck.
00:18:20Oh wow, doesn't usually put them all together, does it?
00:18:27That was actually quite decent off the little dudes for once.
00:18:31These are going to fall down here and make another win, aren't they?
00:18:39Right, it's your lot.
00:18:4026, 69.
00:18:41Right, I'm going to do one more.
00:18:42I think I've just done four, but...
00:18:44I'm going to do one more and that'll be it.
00:18:46Whatever happens.
00:18:48Don't be a times one.
00:18:50Oh, did I speed it?
00:18:51I didn't speed it, though.
00:18:57What are we kicking off with?
00:19:0184 quid?
00:19:05Don't you go there.
00:19:10Right here.
00:19:11Like there would be perfect.
00:19:13Oh, you covered him.
00:19:17That's the dudes you need.
00:19:20Well, it's not really, is it?
00:19:22It's not really that much better.
00:19:23158 quid so far and he's definitely going to fuck off because he's an absolute twat.
00:19:28There he goes.
00:19:30And where are you all going?
00:19:34Are those greens?
00:19:35Quite a few of those greens for 45 quid.
00:19:37That was a bonus.
00:19:42Fricking shit ton of dots.
00:19:45That is your lot.
00:19:47I think the best I did was 70 out of 100, wasn't it?
00:19:49So nowhere near.
00:19:50214.35, a loss still.
00:19:54But we'll jog the fuck on there.
00:19:57Right, let's pop over to Outsourced and see if it can actually do anything for me.
00:20:02Obviously it's going to display in dollars, but...
00:20:05We've got the GBP balance up here, which is somewhat helpful in this case, I suppose.
00:20:12It's going to be that, isn't it?
00:20:15Because fuck that one.
00:20:22Right, surprise me, do something crazy.
00:20:28Can't beat him with those wires, can you?
00:20:31Might want one of those heads there.
00:20:42Right, this baby on there.
00:20:50It just takes so long to get a decent win though, doesn't it?
00:20:53You need to build up so many multipliers all over the fucking place.
00:20:59Right, it's getting there now.
00:21:04Right, the little mini console thing on the front, please.
00:21:08Right, this is great for multipliers, but that fucking S down there well fucked me, didn't it?
00:21:17I forget that it's only bloody five spins, it didn't even give me a shot there.
00:21:23What did I need to get to then?
00:21:25Obviously I couldn't afford a shot then, could I? Because the multipliers were pretty good.
00:21:30Shit.
00:21:34Fucking weird game.
00:21:38Look at these.
00:21:46Oh, piss off.
00:21:5335 cents so far, big bucks deluxe, fuckers!
00:21:58Two spins to go.
00:22:03You need to actually do something, please.
00:22:08That's the final spin right there.
00:22:17Fuck me, was that any good? Holy shit, it was.
00:22:22That's not really a have-another-goer though, is it?
00:22:25Because the multipliers weren't great, it was all about that no-team-wild on the last.
00:22:29I needed something like that to happen.
00:22:33C45, that's why it's so cheap, because the multipliers are shit.
00:22:38Is it worth having a go? Shall we have a go? I mean, yeah, let's have a go.
00:22:45I'll have one more go.
00:22:48That's it, though. Nah.
00:22:50I'll take the 1100, cheers.
00:22:52Right, so that's boosted me back to two and a half, which is... no, I'm just going to run away.
00:22:57Right, I'm popping over to the Viking. I haven't really got much to do.
00:23:01Viking, I haven't really played this a lot. I don't like it, but I can't remember why.
00:23:06Why didn't I like it?
00:23:16Three lives and five grid multipliers.
00:23:20Right, so that is just a better one of them, so we'll go with that.
00:23:23I can't remember why I didn't like it, but it was just different, wasn't it?
00:23:32Oh, you had to land them inside the x5 box to even get them, didn't you?
00:23:41I was going to say, you'd best not die. Can I have something other than bronze, though, please?
00:23:50Right, so how do you actually get awarded anything? I can't remember.
00:23:54Like, what's the point in it landing all of the other stuff?
00:23:57Like, what's the point in it landing all of the other stuff?
00:24:01Or does it just reveal all this at the end?
00:24:04Don't die there.
00:24:07Right, put something in that bottom x5 box, then, for that multiplier.
00:24:13It's not going to, is it? Not now. Not now, there's fucking two of them.
00:24:19How about a gold coin?
00:24:22Come on, something down here!
00:24:26Right, okay, so you need to land that to even get them, do you?
00:24:32So we start again. Let's put the multiplier around here.
00:24:40Surely at the end it would have revealed these anyway without that.
00:24:46Got one of those there, you bastard.
00:24:52Yes!
00:24:55Right, please tell me that means that that's going to multiply that, right?
00:24:59Pop another one of those down if you want.
00:25:01Ooh, we've got a silver, we're still going.
00:25:08Stick another fucking clover around there if you want.
00:25:16Oh my god.
00:25:18Stick something in that box there.
00:25:22Something in there!
00:25:25Probably a final spin.
00:25:27Yeah, you bastard.
00:25:31Come on, times five or something, that.
00:25:34Times two, alright.
00:25:38It was 376.80, but it's just lucky because I got that fucking cauldron, isn't it?
00:25:44Without that, that would have been dogshit.
00:25:47Let's have another go.
00:25:52I want to see a diamond as well.
00:25:55The lesser seen, minimum 180.
00:26:02Right, you want clovers everywhere, you want an early...
00:26:05Well, you don't want an early collector, do you, because it just does it there and then.
00:26:09Then and there, whichever way you want to do that.
00:26:11Christ.
00:26:13This is more like it, bronze fest.
00:26:22Right, okay, multipliers for fuck all.
00:26:24Stick something in the top times five, please.
00:26:32Don't be dying there, because that would be absolutely bonk.
00:26:37Come on, something other than a bronze coin.
00:26:40You do have them, you know.
00:26:46It's not for putting anything in a fucking box, either, is it?
00:26:52Come on, slap down a diamond from nowhere.
00:26:58Bronze, bronze, bronze, bronze, bronze, bronze, BRONZE!
00:27:05Okay, we're still going.
00:27:09Just about to fall asleep now.
00:27:11Fuck off.
00:27:17Can you avoid my times fives anymore?
00:27:20Oh, hello.
00:27:26These are all pence, basically, aren't they?
00:27:31See, that's going to be horrendous, that.
00:27:37Horrendous.
00:27:4069, 60, so you definitely need one of those cauldrons to get anywhere near the purchase cost, I reckon.
00:27:47We'll have another bash.
00:27:51The maximum your bronze can be is £4.80, so...
00:27:56You just want to see something other than a fucking bronze coin, right.
00:28:00You're going to do that straight away, though, aren't you?
00:28:04Yeah, you want that to pop out late.
00:28:06Oh, I got a silver.
00:28:10Right, either one of those.
00:28:12Not with a fucking bronze, you dick licker.
00:28:16How about another one of those?
00:28:21Just anything in there with the two multis.
00:28:24Don't be dying there.
00:28:30Bit of a long drawn out one, this, as well, isn't it?
00:28:36£3.60 in a fucking cauldron.
00:28:39Right, at least I've got one there being multiplied.
00:28:43Could be as shit as 24p, though.
00:28:51It's around about there that you want a cauldron.
00:28:54Collect all that shit.
00:28:58Okay, now we've nearly got all the times five boxes full.
00:29:01Full of bronze shite.
00:29:10Yeah, okay, that times four multiplier made it semi-alright, didn't it?
00:29:15£235.20.
00:29:17Right, I'll do one for the road.
00:29:19That wasn't far off, was it?
00:29:23So not only do you need a cauldron, you need it to come a bit late so that it's got a good amount in it.
00:29:31And then it might get multiplied.
00:29:34You need a lot to happen.
00:29:38Imagine it died there for one coin.
00:29:41Be like, I want my money back.
00:29:43Multipliers, please, don't be dying.
00:29:53How about you stick a gold in a times five box?
00:29:58Don't be silly, golds don't fucking exist.
00:30:02Can I have a clover by silver, please?
00:30:06That's smart, isn't it?
00:30:08Oh my god.
00:30:10That's mad, isn't it?
00:30:12Oh my god, it's broke.
00:30:14Put a multiplier back.
00:30:16What does that mean?
00:30:19I've never seen a golden clover.
00:30:21Surely that's going to be like times 20 or something.
00:30:25Just put something decent next to it then.
00:30:27Because that's multiplying this silver.
00:30:29I want that silver to be, you know, a high-end silver, please.
00:30:33Could make it alright.
00:30:36Doesn't it look pretty?
00:30:38A golden clover, never seen the like.
00:30:41How about dropping a diamond as well?
00:30:47That's nice for the gold.
00:30:49As long as it's not a shitty standard 25.
00:30:51Oh, it's a minimum 30 quid, that gold.
00:30:58I'm going to say that this should be alright, shouldn't it?
00:31:06Right, let's see.
00:31:10Oh, it multiplies everything.
00:31:12So it wasn't like a special, big, massive multiplier.
00:31:16It just multiplied everything.
00:31:20Bit of a letdown, that, actually.
00:31:22374.40, though, it'll do.
00:31:26It'll enable me to walk off, I suppose.
00:31:29Right, I'll see you on the next one.
00:31:31Just a quick one at this point.
00:31:33If you've got any big wins, please head over to Backinmo.com.
00:31:36Get them uploaded, I like to see what you're achieving.
00:31:38Gives me a little bit of an idea of what to have a bash on as well.
00:31:41There's a casino tab, you can see where I'm playing, where I've played in the past.
00:31:45Anyone using that page supports me as a channel making the videos,
00:31:48so I'm massively thankful for that, of course.
00:31:50There's a forum, you can do all the usual stuff on there.
00:31:52And like I always say, just the site visit is plenty of support.
00:31:55So, if you've got a moment of boredom, Backinmo.com.
00:31:59And have a little look around. Cheers, folks.
00:32:01I'll probably do one more on that LeFucking... whatever the fuck it's called.
00:32:06What's it called? I don't know now, but I'll see you back there.
00:32:10LeViking, obviously. I knew it was Le something.
00:32:15It's very different to all the other Le games, isn't it?
00:32:20Still not sure whether I actually like it, though.
00:32:24You need a bit too much going on to get anywhere near a win.
00:32:28It doesn't seem to have the same potential as the rest, does it?
00:32:33Like, Zezus, for example, can multiply and multiply its fucking cauldron, can't it?
00:32:38Just don't really get the impression that this could go off its tits.
00:32:44Unless... drop down a diamond for 600 quid.
00:32:48Next to four multipliers.
00:32:53Can I have a x5 box, please?
00:32:56Thanks.
00:33:01Can I have something now that's not bronze?
00:33:04That's my second request.
00:33:09Come on, drop a nice silver in between these multipliers!
00:33:14Oh, you dropped the silver, but in the wrong fucking place.
00:33:18What's this?
00:33:24Don't die.
00:33:30Come on, drop something there!
00:33:32Any of those three, really.
00:33:36Back to free lives!
00:33:39Here, here, dear clicker.
00:33:43Avoiding it like the plague.
00:33:48Tell you what would be lovely now, a bloody cauldron!
00:33:53That's your lot, this is going to be garbage.
00:34:0080 quid.
00:34:01Fucking hell, 86.40, right.
00:34:04I'm onwards with that!
00:34:072507.
00:34:09Not going well, is it?
00:34:12Right, here we go then, the usual point of the video.
00:34:16Obviously I had to cut it out last vid, as I've mentioned once or twice.
00:34:21I'm going to try that one.
00:34:28Because I just feel like the five, it must come from this.
00:34:33Because the pictures are like this, there's no levels, you know?
00:34:41Right, okay.
00:34:42Give me some wilds that make a win, then.
00:34:47Right, you're there.
00:34:49But wilds, please.
00:34:50Right, okay, decent wilds, now that side.
00:34:52Better than a fucking 2x, though.
00:34:54What shit multipliers are they?
00:34:59Nice winnings, though.
00:35:01A bloody 2 and a 3, though.
00:35:04340 quid.
00:35:05369 quid so far.
00:35:07Six to go.
00:35:08You want a VS symbol and an outlaw, don't you, really?
00:35:11One bullet, cheers for that.
00:35:13Don't hurt yourself.
00:35:15As if it's giving me 32 quid, I've one bullet.
00:35:20Yeah, maybe I'll session the fuck out of this bonus now and see if I can get the bloody five.
00:35:26Plus two spins for 401 quid.
00:35:31Come on, come on, come on, Bobby.
00:35:33Come on, come on, come on, Bobby.
00:35:38Potentially a little bit more enjoyable than the other one.
00:35:43Let's give that another go.
00:35:44I will still have a go at the other one, but I just feel like you never get into the end there.
00:35:50You know, you never get into that five guaranteed symbols, if you ask me.
00:35:57Let's see if I can...
00:35:59...ink me in there.
00:36:03That wasn't the best...
00:36:04...the best start in the world.
00:36:13Yeah, I reckon it's this side and it'll just bang out the five.
00:36:20Of course it was too coursy, it was.
00:36:24Well, that one didn't go too well, did it?
00:36:2627, was it?
00:36:272740?
00:36:30Let's get a third time lucky on that side.
00:36:33A little bit of a difference, isn't it?
00:36:40Okay, well, you're all the way.
00:36:41Seven, please.
00:36:48Come on, symbol, symbol, symbol.
00:36:5125x in the abyss.
00:36:53Not even a win.
00:36:54It's what happens.
00:36:55What?
00:37:01Five to go, 42 quid.
00:37:03Come on, bang out a couple.
00:37:08Go on.
00:37:09Yeah, obviously it's house.
00:37:17Well, 55, 20 does get super lucky on that first one I won.
00:37:22Right, come on then.
00:37:23Let's go to the ouge.
00:37:29Let's go and annoy ourselves with predictability.
00:37:37It's like, yeah, right.
00:37:42That's not the best start in the world.
00:37:50Really?
00:37:51I'm not even getting through the first one there, then, am I?
00:37:55Wow, eight spins to land it.
00:37:57At least it's given me four bullets.
00:37:59Of course it's a 2x.
00:38:07And they'll land.
00:38:10Shit's head.
00:38:11Would've landed for fucking one bullet anyway.
00:38:1434, 56, 3, 4, 5, 6.
00:38:18Something better, please.
00:38:24I've just dipped below two again, for fuck's sake.
00:38:33What are you doing?
00:38:34What's this start all about?
00:38:35Twice now.
00:38:41Okay, better.
00:38:42Okay, better.
00:38:46Come on, straight in with a third.
00:38:49Yeah, right.
00:38:54I mean, 26 pound.
00:39:00Wouldn't have surprised me at all if it had a single-bulleted me.
00:39:13Wow, two and two.
00:39:16Cheers!
00:39:19Needed an outlaw straight away there for fucking four bullets, didn't you?
00:39:26Four.
00:39:27Oh, you, not bad.
00:39:3274, 88, right.
00:39:34Last one.
00:39:37Bit of an extended play on it today.
00:39:40Bit of an extended play on it today, but...
00:39:43Both sides.
00:39:496x is alright.
00:39:51What's that? Nearly 70 here.
00:39:5265, 52.
00:39:55Straight in with an outlaw before it gets down to fucking three spins or something.
00:40:00What are you doing now?
00:40:03Being a dickhead.
00:40:10That's two, baby.
00:40:16Final spin.
00:40:18Fuck right off.
00:40:1980 pound, 88, and that is quite enough for that.
00:40:22Again.
00:40:231861, what the fuck ever.
00:40:26Right, let's go and see if we can get some multiplying fists.
00:40:29Some double-multiplying fucking vases, please.
00:40:32Let's have a fat one.
00:40:34It's been a while since I had a proper one.
00:40:37It's been a while since I had a proper good hit on this.
00:40:42Balance is threatening to fuck right off, isn't it?
00:40:50Game started with a little win.
00:40:56It's a shame it's put them where I've got them all already.
00:40:59That's a better one.
00:41:01I was going to say, do a fist now.
00:41:03Go on, let's have a vase somewhere. Nice.
00:41:05Got a gold as well. Probably a 25.
00:41:08Stick a multiplier next to that vase, or let's have another vase.
00:41:13Right, multiply the fuck out of that.
00:41:15Shit house.
00:41:16Nice start, though.
00:41:17Plenty of spins left to get another fist.
00:41:20We've got 195 spawned doolies.
00:41:24Right, go on. Early.
00:41:27Is it getting out?
00:41:30Make the noise.
00:41:32Noise fist.
00:41:36Wow, it is fucking box central.
00:41:39Come on, fist.
00:41:42Vase.
00:41:44Nice. Not 25.
00:41:47Another vase, or a multiplier.
00:41:50Yes. Yes.
00:41:53Yes, fuck me. Right, multiply the fuck out of that.
00:41:57Ooh, we got what we wanted, though.
00:42:01That is what I wanted.
00:42:03Multiplied vase that multiplies.
00:42:05743 quid on the last spin.
00:42:08That's definitely a smash and grab, isn't it?
00:42:10940 pound and 80 pence.
00:42:12Run the fuck away.
00:42:13Back to two and a half.
00:42:15Right, let's go and try and find some upgrades.
00:42:17It's been a while.
00:42:18It's been a fair few videos since I tried.
00:42:20This actually started to piss me off a bit.
00:42:24Like most games.
00:42:28Getting your upgrades right at the end and no arrows.
00:42:32It's going to test your patience, isn't it?
00:42:37Okay, we've got bookend arrows.
00:42:40The lightning hand would have been the one there.
00:42:46Ah, that's unlucky.
00:42:50A yellow square, please.
00:42:58Got a tiny bit of money there.
00:43:01It's not for upgrades, is it?
00:43:07It can't match anything.
00:43:09Oh, it could have done.
00:43:11It could have been a snake head because it was a wild.
00:43:13Obviously it fucking wasn't, was it?
00:43:15Shit house, that's bunk.
00:43:17Not even one upgrade.
00:43:2145, 12.
00:43:23The less said about that, the better.
00:43:27I want to see upgrades this time, please.
00:43:29I want to see all of those.
00:43:33Delete them all to the wild.
00:43:39There's no bird there.
00:43:40Oh, you fucking knobhead.
00:43:45Yeah, where was your lightning hand there, eh?
00:43:47Nowhere to be seen.
00:43:49Upgrade, you knobhead.
00:43:55Only took one, though.
00:44:0024 quid off the lightning hands.
00:44:04Are we going to have some arrows, then?
00:44:06Yeah, basement arrows.
00:44:08Pointless arrows.
00:44:1346, 44.
00:44:15We've had one upgrade and two bonuses.
00:44:17What is going on?
00:44:19What's a win because there's a wild on the front?
00:44:21The snake would have been epic there.
00:44:30No, it can't get across.
00:44:32Oh, it could.
00:44:34No, it couldn't, you absolute bastard.
00:44:3769, 24, behave.
00:44:41Down goes the balance again.
00:44:43Up, down, up, down, up, down, innit?
00:44:46Can't seem to get it to go north twice in a row.
00:44:54Right, lightning hand.
00:44:56You cockhead.
00:44:59A lightning hand there would have made that really, really good.
00:45:0351, 60 was alright, I suppose.
00:45:05We've got an upgrade. How about the bird?
00:45:07The bird.
00:45:11Thanks!
00:45:14Yay, floor arrows.
00:45:20Do we get another upgrade?
00:45:22Oh, good arrows.
00:45:24Just a symbol that wins.
00:45:26Fuck me.
00:45:3063, 72.
00:45:32Nice arrows.
00:45:34What the fuck?
00:45:36Can you stop doing that?
00:45:38They were great arrows.
00:45:42Oh, shite arrows and that's the last spin.
00:45:44Wow, these fucking bonuses.
00:45:46What the fuck are they?
00:45:4867, 32.
00:45:50That is three absolute shocking bonuses in a row.
00:45:55Now can I have a good one, please?
00:45:57Now can I have a good one, please?
00:46:00Probably not.
00:46:1014, 40 off kings and wilds.
00:46:20Yeah, don't worry about upgrades.
00:46:28At least it was a win.
00:46:31Just one time, five arrows all on the top.
00:46:37It'd so reveal this shit of symbols, but it'd still be monstrous, wouldn't it?
00:46:44Around about the same again.
00:46:51Oh yeah, cheers.
00:46:53Doesn't even have an upgrade.
00:46:5873, 32.
00:47:00Is that the biggest it's been?
00:47:02The bird? No.
00:47:04Fuck right off.
00:47:08I'll just punish myself a little bit more and do one more.
00:47:10Why not? Fuck me.
00:47:12Balance is 18, 49.
00:47:14Absolutely shockingly shit.
00:47:16Do something positive.
00:47:20Please?
00:47:28Okay, that's not the best start in the world.
00:47:37He's literally allergic to upgrades.
00:47:46Yeah, that's great.
00:47:47Oh, there you are. You do exist.
00:47:49Take three of them. Bof.
00:47:54Okay, we're in again.
00:47:56There's only three to go, though.
00:47:58I need some arrow action, some decent arrow action,
00:48:01and a fucking change to a fucking win.
00:48:03Right, okay, give me a win.
00:48:06Oh, where were you there?
00:48:14Oh, shit, symbol city on the front there.
00:48:16Look at that.
00:48:18One snake on the front, and that's a massive win.
00:48:20Fuck me.
00:48:2235 quid. 36.60.
00:48:25You can't be that shit that many times in a row.
00:48:32The game's like, hold my pint.
00:48:34Fuck's sake.
00:48:39Lightning hand.
00:48:44Oh, a skull.
00:48:46Okay, at least it was a win.
00:48:48108 quid.
00:48:50No birds on the end, unfortunately.
00:48:55And then you gave an upgrade, maybe.
00:49:00Oh, it's probably...
00:49:02Oh, go on, skull.
00:49:04You're a fucking arsehole.
00:49:0643.20.
00:49:08But the skull would have got to real four.
00:49:10Oh, hello.
00:49:12Five!
00:49:14Yeah, right.
00:49:16Well, it's by far the best bonus that we've seen so far, isn't it?
00:49:18It's 197 quid so far.
00:49:20Arrow city and a wild.
00:49:2423 quid.
00:49:28Two to go.
00:49:32Give me some arrows on the last spin.
00:49:34Some high arrows for a guaranteed win.
00:49:40Lightning hand. You're a dick.
00:49:42You're a dick.
00:49:44Right, well, I'm taking that and running away.
00:49:46229.56.
00:49:48I didn't win a single one of those bonuses.
00:49:50I did about fucking seven, didn't I?
00:49:5216.36.
00:49:54It's not good.
00:49:56Right, let's go and try Pepe's Pepperoni Pizza Plaza.
00:50:00Is it called that?
00:50:02Oh, I've done really well there, haven't I, to remember it?
00:50:04Go and see if we can find the golden scooter.
00:50:08It does annoy me that it dings
00:50:10when he's not in your zone.
00:50:14Yeah.
00:50:16It's because it can happen, isn't it?
00:50:18Go on.
00:50:20Get out.
00:50:24Right, go on then.
00:50:26Let's have some pickles off you.
00:50:28Insta-boot.
00:50:30Fucking hell, I very nearly called that as well.
00:50:32Insta-boot.
00:50:44Bastard.
00:50:46It'd be nice to see the golden one.
00:50:48Oh wow, imagine the golden one there.
00:50:50There wasn't a single amount anywhere.
00:50:54We're off and running with 34 quid.
00:50:56Right, I want another one straight away, please.
00:51:00Cheers.
00:51:04Well, this doesn't look altogether good, does it?
00:51:08Wow, nothing anywhere again.
00:51:12There's an extra 40 quid.
00:51:14There's two spins to go.
00:51:16How about a doubler?
00:51:1874 beans so far,
00:51:20that's no good.
00:51:22Final spin already.
00:51:26That was gash.
00:51:28Let's be honest, the whole session
00:51:30has so far been gash.
00:51:32I'll try that again.
00:51:36Right, just three again.
00:51:38Can you not insta-die this time, maybe?
00:51:40Give me some
00:51:42upgrades.
00:51:44Right, we've got more scooters.
00:51:46We're starting from stage 2
00:51:48and we've been booted.
00:51:50BOOTED!
00:51:56Right, and there's more dudes around
00:51:58so I want to see you.
00:52:00Oh, for fuck's sake.
00:52:02I've got a quick one,
00:52:04there he is.
00:52:06He's in the right place
00:52:08for 56 quid.
00:52:10Right, let's have a quick fire
00:52:12double, please.
00:52:14Straight out again.
00:52:28He's in the zone, there's quite a few of him there.
00:52:30It's only 36 quid though, 72?
00:52:32Three spins to get
00:52:34two more.
00:52:38Fucking no chance.
00:52:42Give him a little sniff.
00:52:44He's given him a little sniff and an extra one as well.
00:52:46A day to land
00:52:48on the left for a x3
00:52:50retrigger.
00:52:52Frick.
00:52:54Not a single thing anywhere.
00:52:56128 quid, still a loss.
00:52:58Because of course
00:53:00it's 240 quid.
00:53:02Oh, hello.
00:53:04Five scars this time.
00:53:06How many
00:53:08spins is that?
00:53:1120 spins
00:53:13and we're starting from stage 2 and we've been
00:53:15hoofed!
00:53:1720 spins.
00:53:19Right, I want early action.
00:53:21Early moped action, please.
00:53:23Like that. I don't care that it's only a 4 quid.
00:53:25More importantly,
00:53:27we have the pizza box, dude.
00:53:33Right, I want
00:53:35to have at least three pieces by the time
00:53:37I get to ten.
00:53:39Oh, no bits.
00:53:41£9.20
00:53:43after two scooters.
00:53:51I'm there.
00:53:53Come on.
00:53:55Three scooters by the time I've got
00:53:57ten spins left.
00:54:05Oh, what?
00:54:07What?
00:54:09Right, there you go.
00:54:11I made it anyway.
00:54:13I've got 11 spins to hit.
00:54:15One more, dude.
00:54:17I'm on 25.80. That's so shit from three.
00:54:21We're in.
00:54:23The time's freeing.
00:54:25Right, we've got nine spins to try
00:54:27and get on the way to the time's ten.
00:54:29What do you reckon?
00:54:31Because it doesn't start, does it?
00:54:33Yeah, okay.
00:54:36I'd take
00:54:38even one more.
00:54:42Come on, just one more.
00:54:44Yes.
00:54:46£59.20
00:54:48off four. That's so shit.
00:54:52Five spins to hit.
00:54:54I'm being greedy now. I want to be halfway there.
00:55:01When it's five scooters,
00:55:03your retrigger should really be five scooters worth,
00:55:05shouldn't it?
00:55:07Come on, one more scooter, man.
00:55:09Or the golden giblet.
00:55:16Right, time's three now.
00:55:18I need to land a couple
00:55:20because surely you're going to give me a profit
00:55:22from this.
00:55:24Fuck me.
00:55:26£4,000 chilli there.
00:55:28There he is. He's only got £14 though.
00:55:31Two required.
00:55:35I don't think I've ever hit time's ten
00:55:37on this.
00:55:39Well, this or the other one.
00:55:43Oh, chances.
00:55:45Five spins to get one more.
00:55:47I cannot believe I've got to this stage
00:55:49and I'm nowhere near a profit.
00:55:53Come on, make the noise in a good way.
00:55:56Oh, fuck off.
00:56:01Please fucking hit.
00:56:05You're an absolute nightmare.
00:56:07£153.20 in 30 spins.
00:56:10If you can't win on that sort of start
00:56:12and that many retriggers and showings
00:56:14of the fucker, then how do you win?
00:56:16Fuck me.
00:56:18Right, let's finish this one
00:56:20with a bit of bloodthirst.
00:56:22See if we can avoid
00:56:24dickhead.
00:56:26It'd just be nice to see something
00:56:28other than the green knobhead,
00:56:30wouldn't it?
00:56:32Fucking bonehead.
00:56:38Oh my god, it's not the green goblin.
00:56:40What's going on there?
00:56:42Right, are you going to land any though?
00:56:46How about a little potion
00:56:48for an upgrade?
00:56:50Right, so she's worth £12.
00:56:52Okay, there's two.
00:56:54That's so close to being four, isn't it?
00:56:56What a twat.
00:56:58Plenty of time there.
00:57:00Go on, slap another one in.
00:57:02Wow, you were nowhere.
00:57:10Oh, nowhere again.
00:57:12Come on, I need a third, please.
00:57:14I think I've had that blue guy once
00:57:16and he just didn't show at all.
00:57:24Two's just not good, is it?
00:57:30Too late now.
00:57:32£180.
00:57:34Final spin.
00:57:36Oh my god.
00:57:38Oh my god.
00:57:40Oh my god.
00:57:42£180.
00:57:44Oh, you knob.
00:57:48Fucking potion on the last spin.
00:57:50What a twat.
00:57:52Right, well, £216.36.
00:57:56I suppose it wasn't terrible.
00:57:58Let's go and see the green knobhead
00:58:00because it's guaranteed factually to be him.
00:58:04There he is.
00:58:06There he is.
00:58:08You need them all,
00:58:10basically, don't you?
00:58:14Right,
00:58:16going all on two more.
00:58:18These are only £12 spins.
00:58:22Come on,
00:58:24straight to three, please.
00:58:28Okay.
00:58:32The money is in the full set with the green head.
00:58:34Twats.
00:58:36Not going to potion me
00:58:38on this one, are you?
00:58:40£68 so far.
00:58:46Give me a little potion with a few spins left.
00:58:54Give me the four,
00:58:56fucking really, will you?
00:58:58There you go.
00:59:00Bit too late there.
00:59:04Right, final spin.
00:59:10£170.
00:59:14Right, go on, third time lucky.
00:59:16Let's see a different character.
00:59:18Like the wolf,
00:59:20straight off.
00:59:22Oh, we're back
00:59:24to the bird.
00:59:26Makes a change. It's usually green guy, green guy,
00:59:28green guy. That's a great start, that is.
00:59:30Two of us straight away.
00:59:32Well, don't go on holiday now and follow us
00:59:34straight up with another one.
00:59:36Yes.
00:59:38Right, so that's actually quite alright now
00:59:40because we've got eight spins of £36.
00:59:42Dare you to give a fourth.
00:59:44Come on,
00:59:46give a fourth.
00:59:48Give me a shot at the full screen of the bird.
00:59:50£112 so far.
00:59:52Come on,
00:59:54do it.
00:59:56It's annoying that that doesn't count as a win.
00:59:58Might be a bit extra, you know.
01:00:00Oh, come on.
01:00:02One of these two.
01:00:04Let's have you.
01:00:12Go on.
01:00:16Three spins to go.
01:00:18It's all profit from it.
01:00:20Oh, I can't believe you've not
01:00:22given me a fourth in all of that time.
01:00:24Oh, you
01:00:26dick licker.
01:00:28It's £48 times two.
01:00:30It's giving me a shot at the full screen there,
01:00:32wasn't it, on the last spin?
01:00:34Be a nice way to finish.
01:00:36Oh, dare you.
01:00:38Boo.
01:00:40Two away, two away.
01:00:44Well, it nearly touched £400, didn't it?
01:00:46Quite refreshing to actually see something
01:00:48other than the green dickhead.
01:00:50£395.52, that'll do.
01:00:52I'm going to run away with that.
01:00:54I'll probably spend that on 40 bets
01:00:56and try and turn it into something decent
01:00:58because, well, it's a bit low for a video now,
01:01:00isn't it? But yeah, cheers for watching.
01:01:02Unfortunately, that session was a bit bonk,
01:01:04wasn't it? It was kind of down, down,
01:01:06down, and then down a bit more, and then down.
01:01:08Not many winning bonuses in that.
01:01:10Just goes to show, that's how the slots are.
01:01:12Deposit what you can afford to lose
01:01:14because there probably won't be anything left at the end.
01:01:16Just remember that.
01:01:18Cheers, folks. Catch you later.
01:01:22Bye.