00:00 This is fully a joke and we're on camera right now.
00:02 - Oh, damn, I'm really that noble bitch.
00:06 - Hey, what's up, I'm Fletcher,
00:07 and today I'm gonna be prank calling my friends and family.
00:11 This is "Phoning It In With Elle."
00:13 I think this is gonna go weird.
00:16 I think people are gonna be like, "Are you okay?"
00:19 And we never know the answer to that question.
00:22 So let's get into it.
00:24 Say your label is pulling the album off streaming
00:29 and you don't know why.
00:30 I'm gonna call my executive producer of the album,
00:37 Jenda Silvio.
00:38 People just don't be answering the phone these days.
00:42 - Sorry, I was folding clothes.
00:45 - That's okay.
00:46 All right, there's a situation that's happening
00:49 that I need to walk you through.
00:50 So the label is like fully pulling my album
00:54 off all streaming platform.
00:57 (laughing)
00:59 - You're lying to me.
01:00 This isn't true.
01:01 (laughing)
01:02 - All right, I love you, goodbye.
01:04 This is not going well.
01:05 Let's move on to the next one.
01:07 Say you just adopted a dog
01:10 and you need them to watch it for you while you're on tour.
01:14 - You should call your ex.
01:15 - Oh, that's funny.
01:17 That's funny, I'll call Shannon.
01:18 Okay.
01:19 - Yes?
01:23 - Hi.
01:24 - Hi, what's up?
01:25 Okay, so you obviously know I'm in New York right now,
01:28 but I just, I made a really weird decision.
01:31 I adopted a dog, okay?
01:33 I adopted a dog and I'm going on tour.
01:38 I leave tonight.
01:38 I'm just gonna be gone for a couple of weeks.
01:40 Do you think that you could go pick the dog up
01:42 and watch it while I'm gone?
01:44 (laughing)
01:46 A cute little chihuahua.
01:51 - I hate chihuahuas.
01:52 (laughing)
01:55 - This is a prank, by the way.
01:56 - Yeah, I figured as much.
01:59 You're a terrible liar.
02:00 - Fuck, all right.
02:02 I gotta work on that. - All right, good luck.
02:03 - I gotta work on my acting.
02:04 Bye.
02:05 - Bye.
02:06 - I'm learning I'm a really bad liar.
02:09 Hello, acting classes?
02:14 Help.
02:16 Confess you invested 25K in a social media company
02:21 that turned out to be a scam.
02:23 Okay, I'm gonna call, let me call my dad now.
02:26 I feel like that'll be good.
02:28 I gotta call him on FaceTime.
02:30 He's on a cruise.
02:31 (laughing)
02:33 - Oh. - Hey, dad.
02:36 - What's going on? - What are you doing?
02:39 - Walking around the cruise ship
02:41 having a couple cold Bloody Marys.
02:43 - There you go.
02:44 Something happened.
02:45 I know you've always taught me so much
02:47 about being careful with my money and stuff,
02:48 but I invested like $25,000 into a new social media app
02:53 that like has turned out to be a full scam.
02:55 - It could be worse.
02:58 - But it's $25,000.
03:03 - We'll make it back, don't worry about it.
03:04 Just do another festival.
03:05 (laughing)
03:07 - All right, this is a prank, dad, by the way.
03:11 - I guess I'll get the royalty check in the mail.
03:13 - Yep, yeah, you will.
03:15 - I would've probably said, "What the hell'd you do?"
03:17 But I know I'm on the camera.
03:19 - You know, how do you know you're on camera?
03:22 - 'Cause I feel it.
03:23 - The set. - My bones.
03:24 Hey, what's up, guys?
03:26 How are ya?
03:27 - Everybody's good.
03:29 All right, love you, dad.
03:30 - I love you guys.
03:31 - I'm literally a terrible liar.
03:34 This is not going well.
03:35 I don't like lying to people.
03:37 So I literally am like,
03:38 I immediately wanna blow my own cover.
03:41 My mom texted me, "Hey, please don't let dad
03:43 "do anything crazy."
03:44 (laughing)
03:46 Let's go to another one.
03:47 Say your Instagram got hacked
03:49 and make up a convo that got leaked.
03:51 Like a convo of sexting someone got out.
03:57 I'm gonna call my best friend, Alex.
03:59 - Hi, sister.
04:03 - Okay, I'm kind of freaking out right now,
04:05 and I need you to hear me out,
04:08 'cause I'm fucking panicking.
04:09 So okay, my Instagram got hacked.
04:15 And I was sexting somebody in the DMs.
04:19 I know it was so reckless.
04:21 People are starting to take screenshots,
04:23 and they're posting it all over Twitter.
04:25 I don't know what to do.
04:27 - Was your punani out?
04:31 Were you sending pictures?
04:33 - No, no, no, no.
04:35 But I did send a scandalous one
04:37 where you can kind of see a nipple
04:39 through one of the pictures.
04:41 - Your nipple's all over the internet anyway,
04:42 so who gives a fuck?
04:44 (laughs)
04:45 - I know, I know, but this is different,
04:47 'cause this is somebody who also has a really big following.
04:52 - Oh boy.
04:53 I mean, I guess at this point,
04:55 you just gotta lean in and just embrace it,
04:58 because what else are you gonna do?
05:01 - This is a joke, by the way.
05:03 - Wait, what the fuck?
05:05 I thought you were being serious.
05:06 I was really nervous.
05:08 I didn't know what to do.
05:09 - All right, love you.
05:11 - All right, love you, bye.
05:11 - That was better.
05:12 - I did better that round.
05:14 I'm just gonna make something up.
05:17 Maybe I just did a whole interview,
05:19 but they think of you.
05:20 Who am I gonna call about this?
05:22 Maggie Rogers.
05:24 Should I say, because we're signed to the same label,
05:26 I think they messed up our promo.
05:28 - Hello?
05:31 - Hi, Meg.
05:32 I'm at Hearst.
05:33 I'm doing interviews, I'm doing promo.
05:35 - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
05:36 I have this day on Friday, yeah.
05:37 - So I get here, and they literally,
05:39 I think they might've mixed up the days.
05:42 Like, the person that's doing the interviews
05:44 fully thinks I'm you.
05:46 I just snuck away to the side.
05:48 I'm in a closet.
05:49 - Wait.
05:50 - I'm in a closet.
05:51 (laughing)
05:53 - I can't imagine how you were handled like this.
05:56 - She's like, "You know, Fletcher,
05:57 "she's coming on Friday."
05:58 So I think--
05:59 - Shut up.
06:00 So you paratrop it and just go with it?
06:02 I think you should actually just pretend to be me.
06:03 - I know so many things about you already.
06:05 - You're completely, you have my entire permission
06:07 to fully be me in every quirky fucking way possible.
06:12 (laughing)
06:13 - I'm dying, this is so funny.
06:15 Wait, full paratrop.
06:18 I'm all in.
06:19 - This is fully a joke, and we're on camera right now.
06:22 - Fuck off!
06:22 (laughing)
06:24 Come on!
06:25 (laughing)
06:28 Damn, I'm really that gullible bitch.
06:30 Well, you know what?
06:31 It's a symbol of my trust in you.
06:34 I am a gullible girl.
06:36 Well, you got me.
06:36 - Okay, I love you.
06:37 - I love you too.
06:38 We'll talk to you later.
06:39 - Bye, Meg.
06:40 - Bye.
06:41 Okay, that was funny.
06:42 That was a good one.
06:43 - That was perfect, that was great.
06:44 - I'm Fletcher, and I hope you guys enjoyed watching
06:47 that absolute chaos ensue and my terrible acting.
06:51 My album, In Search of the Antidote, is out now,
06:53 so go give it a listen, and I'll see you guys soon.
06:56 Maggie just texted me, and she goes,
06:58 "I cannot stop laughing."
06:59 (laughing)
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