00:00Final answer.
00:02Do you remember the 20th night of September?
00:08I should be quicker.
00:10You know, we think that's the lie.
00:24Preliminary evidence.
00:26When I was a kid, I listened to jazz cassette tapes on a Teddy Ruxpin.
00:31I don't even know what Teddy Ruxpin is, but okay.
00:34I have a tattoo of Bjork as a Hello Kitty doll.
00:39I had a book club with David Bowie.
00:41Where is the tattoo located?
00:43It's on my side.
00:44Man, you tripping. You don't got no Hello Kitty tattoo.
00:47It's very small.
00:48I'm very small. I feel like I don't believe that.
00:50I have four tattoos.
00:51She's got four tattoos.
00:52Yeah.
00:53Teddy, what's Teddy?
00:54Who's Teddy Ruxpin?
00:55Teddy Ruxpin was a toy in the years that I was a child.
00:59It was very popular.
01:00It's like a toy and it has a cassette player in its belly
01:03and you put story tapes inside the belly
01:05and then it speaks the story tape.
01:07And I took it everywhere with me, but I never put the story tapes
01:10and I just played jazz in it.
01:12Got it.
01:14That speaker was crazy.
01:16She was knocking on the Teddy Ruxpin.
01:18Yeah, it's like, you know, it's like a soft toy.
01:21I don't know about Teddy though.
01:23How was David Bowie?
01:24We met and then we talked about books constantly
01:26and then you'd check in and be like, what are you reading?
01:28And then we'd talk about that and then you'd be like, let's do.
01:30Just emails.
01:31I think she for sure.
01:32No doubt.
01:33No doubt.
01:34You're like, no doubt.
01:35You don't just say that.
01:36Rebecca would know David Bowie, bro.
01:37You don't just say that.
01:38Yes.
01:39So you think it's the tat.
01:40I just got to use the tat.
01:42Yes.
01:43That's me.
01:44Quit her.
01:45I think we're on the same page.
01:48I think it's the tat.
01:49Cause you, you're a thespian.
01:50You be having the, that's like, did thine own self be true?
01:54But I really like Bjork.
01:59And on that note, we think that's the lie.
02:07Well, you are in fact completely right.
02:10Oh!
02:11Give me my shmoney, man.
02:14Pay up!
02:16Ahora!
02:27Preliminary evidence.
02:28I wrote the theme song for a target campaign and it still plays in the store.
02:34So specific.
02:36Come on.
02:37I got my license for a movie and didn't drive once.
02:40Whoa.
02:41I lost a toenail after running the marathon and my score on wiki feet went down.
02:46Do you regularly look at your wiki feet?
02:47No, that's crazy.
02:48No, no.
02:49This is so, it was told to me from the grapevine.
02:51Okay.
02:52That I was on wiki feet.
02:53Uh-huh.
02:54And then a friend of mine showed me and I said, whoa, that's, that's weird.
02:58I want to talk to you about that song.
02:59What's the name of the song?
03:00Yeah.
03:01What's the name of the song?
03:02At target.
03:03It's called good time.
03:04Good time.
03:05Can you give me like a line or a lyric?
03:06It's looking really straight and breathing.
03:08Just give me something.
03:09Straight and breathing.
03:10Time.
03:11I'm here to have a good time.
03:14I'm here to have a good, good time.
03:18No.
03:19No.
03:20Okay.
03:21Okay.
03:22She said no.
03:24Nope.
03:25Haven't heard it.
03:26Nice.
03:27PGSP.
03:29Wait, what was the bad one?
03:31The second one you mentioned was about, did he get his driver's license for a movie and never drive?
03:36That I want to believe is true.
03:38Because it's a very boring thing to come up with.
03:39That's crazy.
03:40Is it boring?
03:41For real?
03:42Well, because he's from New York, so he doesn't drive.
03:43Yeah, yeah, yeah.
03:44I believe that.
03:45I've got my driving license.
03:46So I think that's true.
03:47You think that's true?
03:48Gotta be quicker.
03:51The toenail.
03:52Is it a lie?
03:53What do you think that song is?
03:55Your song?
03:56Nah.
03:57I think it's, I think it's the toenail.
04:00I feel like I would have heard about that a little bit more.
04:02Yeah.
04:03We think the lie.
04:05Is that toenail.
04:11The lie is the toenail.
04:12See?
04:13My score's like a 9.8 baby.
04:15Ha ha!
04:16Wicky feet going strong.
04:17Oh, don't play with it.
04:19Don't, don't play with it.
04:21Find my song at a target near you.
04:23Yeah.
04:25Hat wanna play with.
04:26Ooh, what's 200?
04:27He!
04:28Mm, mm, mm.
04:29Pretty.
04:30Uh oh.
04:33Preliminary evidence.
04:35When I was a toddler, I super-glued my eyes shut.
04:38superglued my eyes shut.
04:41I once got a Met Gala invite the day of
04:44and had less than five hours to find a look.
04:49I put out a record called Uptown Apartment
04:52with the incredible band Earth, Wind & Fire.
04:56Yeah, you tripping.
04:57You ain't superglued your eyes shut.
05:00Very accusatory.
05:01No, I mean, it's possible.
05:03I mean, it wouldn't be that.
05:04I wouldn't be ready for that.
05:08It would maybe leave scarring.
05:10I don't know that that could be true.
05:12Probably, right, would it?
05:13That would be really painful.
05:15I think you tripping.
05:16I don't think you super.
05:16No, I was there.
05:17My mom was doing eye drops.
05:19The Met stuff is definitely true.
05:20I've had it.
05:22I'm sure you pulled things like that down there.
05:23Five days before once, yeah.
05:25Definitely true.
05:26For sure.
05:27This record with Earth, Wind & Fire,
05:30when was this?
05:32This was, good question.
05:33This was 20...
05:36Probably, like, 2021.
05:39You remember what studio y'all worked at?
05:41They still together?
05:41I actually recorded it.
05:43Did they just get a little track?
05:44Or did they reform?
05:45Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
05:46We were like, blah, blah, blah.
05:48Because, wait a minute, Earth, Wind & Fire,
05:50are they, like, still...
05:51They still, listen, everything.
05:52They're still together?
05:53Oh, gee, kickin' strong on them.
05:55You guys are...
05:56Oh, no more time!
05:59All right.
06:02I think he lied about superglue.
06:03Superglue, yeah, I did, too.
06:05You think you lied about superglue?
06:07I'm about superglue.
06:08Final answer.
06:10Do you remember...
06:11...the 20th night of September?
06:15Well, well...
06:17You sure?
06:18I did superglue my eye.
06:26You did?
06:26Yeah, that's a true...
06:28So, the Earth, Wind & Fire one is alive?
06:29Earth, Wind & Fire.
06:29I do have a record called Uptown Apartment,
06:31but it's just with Verdeen White.
06:34Of Earth.
06:34From Earth.
06:35Oh, so close.
06:37It's the detail.
06:38So close.
06:39Yeah, I was...
06:39So you just got one with Earth.
06:42Just fire.
06:43Just the fire, baby.
06:44Thanks for watching, Elle.
06:49Watch the beauty on FX.
06:52Perfect.
06:53Sayak!
06:56Did you hear that?
06:57Yeah, I was crazy, right?
07:14Did you hear that?
07:15So, excuse me.
07:16Do you hear it?
07:17Yes, I was June?
07:19Are you muted?
07:19Hello?
07:21I didn't see Amber.
07:22I didn't hear it either.
07:23I didn't hear it.
07:25I don't get away that much.
07:26You're not true.
07:27I wasn't that bad.
07:28I wasn't weird because I was 100% in the Odoo employee.
07:30I didn't care for you.
07:31I haven't stated 기�то there that was 100% in the Mid-Soul.
07:33I was completely arbitred.
07:35I had to mess...
07:36I can't imagine...
07:38But to put it and then I saw your neighbor.
07:40I would never guess.
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