00:00I've been waiting for a girl like you to come into my life.
00:08Arvid, hang up.
00:10I've been waiting.
00:14So much easier than breaking into a Subaru.
00:20Wow, James.
00:22Fun set.
00:25Claudia.
00:27Claudia.
00:29Claudia.
00:30Yes.
00:31Oh, God.
00:39I'm...
00:40I know who you are.
00:42And good for him.
00:44Man baby figured out how to hire a maid.
00:49Yeah, I'm sorry for letting myself in.
00:52I didn't know that you still lived here.
00:54I used to, but no.
00:56I got the beach house, he got this.
00:58But I'm here all the time.
01:00And don't mind me, I am merely marking my territory so that James' new, very young plaything knows
01:08that a real woman with a real body lived here.
01:13I heard she's a real hot-si-totsie.
01:17Really?
01:17Mm-hmm.
01:18They say she's hot-si and tootsie?
01:22Yeah.
01:23And probably half his age.
01:25Next, he's gonna go keto and start a podcast.
01:29You've met her.
01:31What's she like?
01:33She's cool.
01:36And fascinating.
01:38Seems really happy.
01:40So was I, at first.
01:42I mean, the sex was great and good banter.
01:46But then it started the tippity-tap, tippity-tap, tippity-tap, tippity-tap.
01:50Oh, God, is this a musical?
01:52I'm so sorry.
01:52I just, I hate musicals.
01:54No.
01:55He started writing his book and he needed it quiet.
01:58So, for two years, I crept around my own home, silent.
02:04Me, silent.
02:06So he could focus on his philosophical masterpiece,
02:10which he's never gonna finish.
02:12Do you know that he doesn't even number the pages?
02:14So he can keep reordering the chapters like an obsessive little hermit.
02:19Well, he can't be that much of a hermit.
02:21He went to Norway.
02:23Typical man.
02:24Went to Norway.
02:25Wouldn't go to therapy.
02:28You know, I think it was harder for him to leave his book than it was our marriage.
02:33And look what I found after he left.
02:36Instructions.
02:37Do not read.
02:39As if anybody would want to.
02:42Oh, do not touch.
02:45Oopsie!
02:46Oh, it's, oh, this is hefty.
02:50Whoa!
02:51Oh, those pages.
02:55Yeah.
02:55That I care about because I'm the cleaning lady.
02:59I gotta go.
03:00Four clients, four time zones.
03:03No rest for the wicked.
03:05That's what they say.
03:06But I sleep fine.
03:07You're fine.
03:07You're fine.
03:08You're fine.
03:09You're fine.
03:09You're fine.
03:09You're fine.
03:10You're fine.
03:12You're fine.
03:12You
