00:00Good afternoon, DDC. Hello, I'm just wondering if you can help me. Yeah. I want a DNA test to make
00:07sure that my Uncle Barry is not my real dad. Okay, so we have a paternity test which you can
00:13do. Okay. So we just needed swabs from yourself and from the alleged father. I'm hoping that he's not my
00:19real dad. Okay, yeah, but we can do that test and the test is 98 pounds. Do you come to
00:24my house and do it? We would send you out a kit and then you take your own cheek swabs
00:28and then the alleged father will
00:30also take the cheek swabs. I don't have to go on the Jeremy Kyle show and do it, no. No,
00:34you don't have to go on Jeremy Kyle show, no. Oh, that's good. I want to do it in secret.
00:39Yeah. I also need to find my real dad. Yeah, we wouldn't be able to do that. We don't do
00:44it that seriously. Yeah, we could just do the parentage test to see if he is a dad. What else
00:51do you do? We have other tests as well. So we have like a maternity test and we do ancestry,
00:57siblingship. If you go on our website, we have a list of all the
01:00types of tests that we do. Do you do alcohol tests? We have alcohol and drug testing as well. Drug
01:06testing? Alcohol and drug testing, yeah. Right, because my uncle Barry's got loads of plants in the attic and he
01:13says it's just for decoration but they smell funny. So can you send a drug one out and I'll test
01:20these flowers? We wouldn't send a kit out. We'd send that we'd have to arrange. So you want to send
01:25someone out to come and test the plants in the attic?
01:27No, we wouldn't be able to do that. We'd take the hair from the person. It's not the plants. Oh,
01:33that's interesting. My uncle Barry's mate, Smackhead Steve, he says he's not on drugs. But they won't tell me where
01:40they get the name from. I might have to send his hair as well. I wouldn't be able to help
01:45you with that. You won't be able to help with Smackhead Steve? No, we can arrange an appointment. If you
01:49check on the website, they've got all the information in there. So you can see the alcohol testing there. You
01:55can see the identity testing there. Okay, I'll do that.
01:57Hi, thank you. Hi. Are you my real dad? No. Definitely not. No, sorry. If you go on the website,
02:04you'll find all the information in there, okay? What, will the website tell you if you're my real dad? No,
02:09you need to send off the sample first. Oh, he's gone. So close to finding him again. Hi, I'm just
02:19wondering if you can help me. And what is it that you need to help us? My mum says that
02:24my uncle Barry's not my real dad and I don't know.
02:27I just want a DNA test just to make sure that he's not. Right, okay. But he's either your uncle
02:33or your father. My mum says that he's my uncle Barry, but he's not. He just comes around to see
02:39my mum. But then, uncle Barry teases me by saying that he's my real dad. I just want to make
02:45sure that he's not because I don't like him. Right. So, I mean, if he was your uncle, could he
02:50be related to you in any other way? No, definitely not. Okay.
02:53And is the result just to be your own information or do you need it for legal purposes?
02:58No, it's just for me so I can show him and say, ha, you're not my dad.
03:02Right, okay.
03:03Oh, my uncle.
03:05So, there's two ways it can be done then. So, we can either send you out a kit where you
03:09take the samples at home yourself and send them back.
03:13That would be £139.
03:15Or, if you prefer, you can attend a clinic appointment to have someone take the samples or you.
03:20And that would be £294.
03:23I'd do the cheap one.
03:25Right, okay. So, if you wanted to go ahead with that, we would need to take £20 payment for the
03:30test, that is, for the phone.
03:32Send out the kit and then you pay the rest of the money when you send it back.
03:35Do you want to do that now?
03:37I'd have to pinch my Uncle Barry's credit card because my mum's not got any money.
03:42She don't even work, though, he's a pig.
03:44Right, okay.
03:45Oh, no.
03:46Okay, right. We would need to take that payment to send it out.
03:49So, if you just phone back when you're able to pay it, then we can send the kit out.
03:52Can I just, like, send some Haribo or something like that?
03:56No, it would have to be cash.
03:57It could be cash.
03:58What about Fruitshoot?
04:00It would have to be a card payment.
04:01What about MatchaTap cards? I've got loads of swapsies.
04:05Unfortunately, it has to be card payments.
04:08Oh, I'm trying to negotiate.
04:10Um, buttons.
04:12It has to be card payments.
04:13You can order it from my website as well if you prefer to do it that way.
04:16I might have to do it that way.
04:18Yeah, but if you've just gone on our website, you can order it from there.
04:21Do they take MatchaTaps on website?
04:23I neither do.
04:24Oh, just going to cost me, innit?
04:27Yeah.
04:28Right, I'll go on the website and I'll have a look.
04:31Okay, right, okay. Thanks. Bye.
04:33Love you. Bye.
04:35I should have given love now.
04:37Bye.
04:38Bye.
04:38Bye.
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