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George thinks he’s found the perfect thank-you gift for Elaine — a $600 cashmere sweater for just $85. There’s only one tiny problem.

After discovering the sweater has a red dot, George repeatedly asks Jerry whether the flaw is noticeable. Jerry isn’t buying George’s attempts to justify the bargain, and when George asks him to take an overview of the situation, Jerry gives him a brutally accurate assessment.

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00:00How about this?
00:01What is that, cashmere?
00:02Yeah, she loves cashmere.
00:04Who doesn't like cashmere?
00:06Find me one person in the world that doesn't like cashmere.
00:08It's too expensive.
00:09Look at this. It's $85 marked down from $600.
00:13Wow.
00:15Uh, excuse me, miss?
00:16Yes?
00:17How come this sweater's only $85?
00:19Oh, here.
00:20This is why.
00:22What? I don't see anything.
00:23See this red dot?
00:25Oh, yeah.
00:26Oh, it's damaged.
00:27Well, it's not really damaged.
00:29Wow, $85, huh?
00:31There's no exchanges on this.
00:34You think she'd care about the dot?
00:35It's hard to say.
00:36I don't even think she'd notice it. Can you see it?
00:39Well, I can see it.
00:40Yeah, but you know where it is.
00:41Well, what do you want me to do, not look at it?
00:43Pretend you didn't know it was there.
00:45Can you see it?
00:46It's hard for me to pretend because I know where it is.
00:49Well, just take an overview. Can't you take an overview?
00:51You want me to take an overview?
00:52Please.
00:52I see a very cheap man holding a sweater trying to get away with something.
00:55That's my overview.

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