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00:00I'm Shortland Street.
00:00You can call me Mariana.
00:02Yeah, because I want you to get to know my family because I love you.
00:05Sorry, can you remind me which Warner are you again?
00:07The murderer or the wife-beater?
00:09What you do reflects on me.
00:11It always has.
00:12It always will.
00:28What are you doing?
00:30Phil, hey, hold on.
00:34Hey, the Wi-Fi's not working.
00:37I gave you the password.
00:38Yeah, yeah, well, I tried to.
00:40Twice.
00:41Reboot the router?
00:42Yeah, I did that too, Phil.
00:44I'm not stupid.
00:46That thing wasn't even plugged in.
00:47That's weird.
00:49Yeah.
00:50Cut out during deadliest cash, you know?
00:53A young rookie slides his finger off into the pot.
00:56I reckon they're going to have to chop that poor sod out of there.
01:00What's that beeping?
01:02It's the router.
01:03The router doesn't beep.
01:04Oh, it's connected to the handheld, though, isn't it?
01:06Hey, where did you find a landline?
01:09Okay.
01:11So where is the bloody router, then?
01:13Have fun.
01:14Phil?
01:15Gotta go.
01:15No, Phil, wait.
01:17Come on, Phil.
01:36I'm calling it now.
01:37Typhoid Emmett.
01:39Timeline doesn't fit.
01:40Well, he moved in with you and the new bridesmaid yourself all over ED.
01:43He didn't move in.
01:44He was listening to music and he was dancing.
01:46He was putting down roots.
01:48What do you mean by typhoid Emmett?
01:50Well, you know, like typhoid Mary.
01:51She was this cook for all these rich families.
01:54And she was a carrier of typhoid fever.
01:56No symptoms, but she infected like 50 people and didn't even know it.
01:59So if they're bigger than the clear, then.
02:02How do you figure that, then?
02:03Here's the proof.
02:04The mascot is the most recent person to get sick.
02:07He showed up yesterday.
02:08The kitchen was closed.
02:09So?
02:10So the juices you keep pushing on me weren't contaminated?
02:13Is that what you're saying?
02:15Logic dictates it can't be the juice.
02:18Yay, you're still in the running to becoming hospital of the year.
02:22There's a carrier in this hospital.
02:24Yeah, someone Phil spends a lot of time with.
02:27All the surgeons.
02:29Who else?
02:31No.
02:31Well, we have to consider all options, Paul.
02:34No, it's not your job.
02:35Imagine the media fallout.
02:37Typhoid, Paul, sweeps the nation.
02:43Just a theory.
02:46Okay, what have you got?
02:47Onboarding for Dr. Fingerwarn and ICD insertion, cystoscopy.
02:51Sounds great.
02:52Who do you want as proctor?
02:53Anyone.
02:54I'm not Chris.
02:55Definitely not Nazem.
02:57Miriam is busy.
02:58Well, how about?
02:59No, I will not be supervising you.
03:01Come on, you'll love it.
03:02Correcting me every five minutes.
03:04This is the way we do things, Dr. Warner.
03:06Plus, we can catch up on everything.
03:09Um, bad news.
03:11Phil is still in isolation.
03:13Poor thing.
03:13So, I'm happy to cover.
03:15And E.D.?
03:16Finn can finally scrub in?
03:18No, let's get you back downstairs.
03:20I don't mind.
03:21We may need you in theatre.
03:22Finn needs to get into theatre.
03:24See our systems in action.
03:25And E.D.
03:26Has Emmett pulled his head in?
03:28Yeah.
03:29Yeah, easy.
03:30Well then, have a great date.
03:35Are you punishing him?
03:37No.
03:38He's wasted doing surgical consults.
03:41It's my call.
03:42I know, but he's been through a lot.
03:45You both have.
03:46Chris, at work, he's no son.
03:48I'm not talking as a father.
03:50I'm talking as a medical director.
03:51And I made you a day.
03:52I've made my decision.
03:55Do you need me?
03:57No.
03:58Great.
04:02What's going on there?
04:04I don't want to cross any lines, but...
04:07I'll talk to one.
04:10I once said it for the first time
04:11in front of my boyfriend's whole family.
04:13And the reception was interesting.
04:16I mean, it was a funeral, so...
04:17Okay, so Izzy actually said she loved you?
04:21Yes, she did.
04:22She said the L word in front of everyone.
04:24Get out.
04:26Gives you the ick, right?
04:27No, it just means that I'm wrong about Izzy
04:29and I hate being wrong.
04:30What?
04:31I thought she was shallower than a puddle.
04:33Oh, no, she is.
04:35And that is not the problem here.
04:38Did you say it back?
04:40No, he didn't.
04:41And that is where the problem lies.
04:43Can I at least have my coffee before I get a lecture?
04:44Okay, so, um, you just said nothing.
04:47We were on the surgical floor.
04:48There were patients everywhere.
04:49Solo.
04:51Have you heard from Candice?
04:52Nah, you can't use baby plans to get out of this.
04:54Now, what are you going to do?
04:55I don't know.
04:56Well, you have to say it back to her.
04:59Every unanswered I love you that you put out into the world
05:01is the equivalent of eight hours of therapy.
05:03And she can't afford that, now that her dad's got away.
05:05Okay, okay.
05:06Are you going to say it back or are you going to keep you here?
05:11You know what happens if you don't say it back, right?
05:14It's the return.
05:15The villi.
05:16The player.
05:20Hey, do you got an eye problem?
05:22Did your mum not teach you as for her to stare?
05:24It's not as if you started the bomb and I was in need, do you?
05:27They're all just jealous.
05:28Especially our regrowth Rochelle.
05:30They're not jealous.
05:32Then what?
05:33I just can't believe he didn't say it back.
05:35Who cares?
05:36Well, he could have at least given it a go, you know?
05:39Is he?
05:40You're the one for me.
05:41Shut the gate and tick it.
05:42I'm all yours.
05:43Whatever.
05:44I know he loves me.
05:45So he has said it?
05:46No.
05:47Oh, no, I love your confidence.
05:50Hey, is it true about Finn?
05:53It's not true.
05:54That he punched Emmett in ED.
05:55No, no, no.
05:56No, he wanted to punch Emmett, but he sucked it up and walked away.
06:00You were there?
06:01No.
06:03Just sounds like a rumour that's got a nude of control.
06:05Please.
06:06You didn't see this coming.
06:08I'll talk to Emmett, then Paul.
06:09We can deal with it.
06:10I will sort it.
06:16Three putt figures are nearly done.
06:18How have I?
06:19Can you treat them for me after?
06:21No rush.
06:22I'm sure they're fine.
06:22Well, I am going for excellence.
06:24For me, for the arc.
06:27Wow.
06:28That's a full 180.
06:29I like it.
06:30But if it helps, I do happen to have a 45-year-old male patient with abdominal pain.
06:37And?
06:38He should probably be in ED.
06:42Was he stable?
06:43Obviously.
06:44But I mean, if, say, ED was, like, really busy and we just had to treat him.
06:49No.
06:50No, I will take him to ED myself.
06:52You get the next patient.
06:53What?
06:54Don't look at me like that.
06:55I like the rules.
06:57Since when?
06:58Since I got obsessed with the spreadsheet.
07:00Look, you can colour coordinate the graph to the...
07:05Columns?
07:05Columns.
07:06Isn't that the most satisfying thing you've ever seen?
07:11Lena, darling.
07:13What are you doing here?
07:14Really cool.
07:15Said you were in full panic mode.
07:16Um, just more like low-key dread.
07:20I've tried calling you 30 times.
07:22I'm sorry.
07:23No, I'm sorry.
07:24I've just been drowning in divorce papers meetings and a very angry ex.
07:28No need to say sorry.
07:30Um, obviously, you've got a lot going on.
07:34You have no idea.
07:36Okay, well, if it's too much for you at the moment, I totally get it.
07:38Of course not.
07:39I want to do this.
07:41Well, maybe it was an admin mistake then.
07:44What mistake?
07:45The payment didn't go through.
07:46Just blame Libby.
07:47My God, I completely forgot.
07:49No, you've been busy.
07:50No.
07:51No excuses.
07:52Let's sort that payment out.
07:53Well, maybe you should be at all of our appointments from now on.
07:58Problem?
08:01I just don't want to smother you two.
08:03You're the only reason this is happening, so you should be there.
08:06I'll be there.
08:08Now, let's sort that payment out.
08:12Hey, I can handle this.
08:13Go and talk to Izzy.
08:14I thought you'd take the day off.
08:17Why?
08:18Rejection stings.
08:19I wasn't rejected.
08:21Izzy.
08:22You were there.
08:24Look, he's having a baby.
08:26That is his priority, so don't let it get you down.
08:28What are you talking about?
08:30We sussed all that.
08:31Really?
08:32Keep up, Mum.
08:33All good, Iz?
08:35Yeah.
08:37Catch up later, then.
08:40That's us.
08:44Let's go.
08:44I've got to.
08:46See?
08:48Solid as.
08:52It was nothing.
08:53You hurt him.
08:54No.
08:55But you wanted to.
08:56I just wanted to do my job.
08:57I just asked you this morning, how's it going in ED?
09:00And you're like, yeah, it's great.
09:01It's easy.
09:01I didn't want to stress you out.
09:03So what actually happened?
09:04Just a bit of hazing from the HOD.
09:05Nothing I can't handle.
09:06And I do need to ask, did you push him or shove him in any way?
09:10He did nothing of the sort.
09:11And if Whitman has filed a complaint, I will challenge it.
09:15You were there?
09:16Confirmed.
09:17He was a bully.
09:18I wanted to medevac him myself.
09:20Well, I've spoken to your man.
09:21I told him to pull his head in.
09:22Whitman's listening skills are inferior.
09:24This is Mrs. Baxter.
09:26Suspected perforated peptic ulcer.
09:28Abdomen is firm.
09:29We need to take her upstairs.
09:30You really should have said something.
09:32Junior Warner does not deserve a reprimand.
09:34Clearly, you've come to a conclusion without gathering all the data.
09:36Why is that?
09:37Well, you should have said something so I would understand.
09:39Way to go.
09:40Well, you've been gone for years, Finn.
09:42Can you really blame me?
09:49Yep.
09:50I'll hold.
09:53Is that Mr. Williams for us?
09:54Yeah.
09:55Abdominal pain, but he's got a cardiac history.
09:57That's you.
09:58You're up.
09:58Cube one.
10:00If I was sneaky, I could have held on to him.
10:02Treated him in the arc.
10:03But you didn't.
10:05Well, I'm getting used to the rules.
10:06Yeah, for a reason.
10:07She's waiting for a pat on the head.
10:09Bruce appears to have held up very nicely.
10:11What, Bruce?
10:11Rumors of assault clearly unfounded.
10:14She have work to do.
10:15Bullying is unacceptable and unbecoming of your status.
10:19Yeah, the six.
10:19Got it.
10:20These shoes are as punishing as ever.
10:23Want to grab a coffee, have a linge?
10:25You're a sc**t.
10:26Cody disappeared, too.
10:27And I wouldn't mind picking your brain about management science, too.
10:30How's the pain?
10:30Getting worse?
10:31Yes.
10:31How to keep the team on task.
10:33I'll sort that for you.
10:34Thanks.
10:35It's so busy in here.
10:37Yep.
10:38Theater six.
10:39They're waiting for you.
10:39Got it.
10:40We're not very busy if you want me to help until Cody gets back.
10:43Bobby, just go back to the arc, will you?
10:45And leave that patient.
10:45You don't work here anymore.
10:49Yeah.
10:50Who said Paul was Typhoid Paul?
10:52Sage text me.
10:54Another one of his cooked theories.
10:56I can hear you.
10:57Oh, how are you feeling?
10:59You know when a dog vomits and then eats its own vomit?
11:02Oh, why would you say that?
11:04I don't know.
11:05But I missed that bit about Izzy.
11:07Oh, well, Izzy announced her love to him in front of the whole family and he just laughed
11:11in her face.
11:13Oh, my God.
11:15Right?
11:17Cindy was there so I've asked for a full report.
11:19And you'll fill me in?
11:20Yeah, of course.
11:22Oh, Emmett said he's been trying to call you but you're not answering.
11:25Yeah, he said something about a popcorn machine.
11:28No, it was, what's that thing called?
11:30Sort of the fluffy stuff?
11:31A candy floss machine.
11:32Yes, the candy floss machine.
11:33He thought it was an air fryer.
11:35He put bacon in it.
11:36And then, well, it's now soaking in a whole lot of vinegar.
11:38But he wanted to be an honest flatmate.
11:41A lot of flatmate.
11:42You're very welcome.
11:49It is our job to sell the Hemosync XT unit to the world.
11:52And what is it?
11:53A blood transfusion machine.
11:55Very good to see you're looking less grey.
11:57So, a robot is searching for our jobs and we're supposed to gaffee it up for public consumption.
12:02Miss Johnson, how are you feeling?
12:04A bit better.
12:05Oh, good.
12:07Belinda, can you please put on your mask?
12:10You know everyone by name?
12:11I'm a people person.
12:12I'd love to see a robot compete with my warmth and sustained eye contact.
12:16Did you know them before they got sick?
12:17No, they're just visiting loved ones and then...
12:21It's like Sarah in there.
12:22She was telling me about her cookbook.
12:24Oh my God, it's you.
12:25What?
12:27Your typhoid Mary.
12:29You were flirting with the mascot and he got sick.
12:31And then all these patients.
12:33I'm ground zero.
12:34You're the super spreader.
12:36Oh, go get it out of me.
12:37Don't move.
12:38No, it's because I was in the Fitburger kitchen just soaking in that E.coli.
12:41You can't blame the kitchen.
12:43It's your...
12:43You should have shut it down immediately.
12:45I moved as quickly as I could.
12:48I know.
12:48Ancient politicians have moved faster than you.
12:50I'll get a doctor.
12:51Don't move.
12:51No.
12:52Don't touch anything.
12:56Oh, yuck.
12:59You were right to go with the laparoscopic graham patch.
13:03Well, anything to assist with a shorter recovery time?
13:06Yeah.
13:07Well, nice work.
13:09You don't have to sweet talk with him.
13:11Look, I was wrong.
13:13I should have told you about Emmett.
13:15Yeah.
13:16Yeah.
13:16I'm sorry.
13:17I just thought if I put my head down and took the heads, he'd move on.
13:21I can talk to him again.
13:23It's not just Emmett.
13:24It's everyone.
13:25I know.
13:26What are you going to do?
13:27Send an email?
13:28Attention all staff.
13:29Stop being mean to Finn.
13:31I will if I have to.
13:33Then don't bother.
13:34I've been defending you since you got here.
13:35I'm getting pretty good at it.
13:37Yeah, I never asked you to do that.
13:40I can't just stand by and let everyone rip you apart.
13:42Then why not?
13:45I'm sorry.
13:46You have to go through this, S.
13:47I don't need back to me.
13:49I mean, apologies, Finn.
13:49Then what do you want?
13:52I want you to enjoy being back at Shortland Street again.
13:55Get along with the team, although I think that might be harder than we thought.
13:57It sounds like you don't want me here.
13:59I didn't say that.
14:01Well, it's pretty clear.
14:02Maybe don't try thinking for me, Finn.
14:07Just take the contracts up to legal.
14:10Can't you just email it?
14:12Some suppliers need a hybrid system.
14:14And while you're there, ask them about the online horror show.
14:17The what?
14:23So I hear you're blaming this outbreak on Libby.
14:26Sorry?
14:27Oh, did you get my email about the new blood transfusion unit?
14:30Yes, I did.
14:31Very exciting.
14:32Very high tech.
14:33Paul, this outbreak is on you.
14:35That's not fair.
14:36You knew about it, but you put profit and image before the health of others.
14:40One thing I have learned over the years...
14:42This is your wisdom for the HemoSync XT unit.
14:46Is that you need to take responsibility.
14:48You've lost your edge, Warner.
14:50I'm about to make history for this hospital.
14:53Oh, yes, I can see it now.
14:54The Paul Cremorne infectious diseases wing.
14:56You need to apologize.
14:58Chris, I'm going to make billions.
15:01So get on board or...
15:03Or what?
15:06Or be annoyed with yourself that you're not.
15:13Apparently it's Emmett up to his old tricks again.
15:16Oh, he's come back with a vengeance, hasn't he?
15:19Who, Finn, or...?
15:20Emmett.
15:22What's a toe come, anyway?
15:24Hello?
15:25What?
15:27You.
15:29Emmett, my great protector, please.
15:34What?
15:36It's my fault.
15:37I'm the one who gave Finn a drop.
15:38No, this is not on you.
15:40Yeah, it is.
15:41And now I have to deal with everyone's issues.
15:42Okay, so just ignore them.
15:44All this worry about me or Hem, me and Hem.
15:48Oh, it'd be easier if we weren't so popular, eh?
15:53Unfortunately for you, that's never going to happen.
15:55No matter how annoying you are.
15:58People care, suck it up.
16:00And just to be clear, I am not worried.
16:03I know you never go there.
16:06Go where?
16:08Get back with Finn.
16:09Are you serious?
16:10Well, I just mean...
16:11I don't need you to be my bodyguard.
16:12I know that.
16:13And I know what I'm doing.
16:16Everyone just needs to get over it and let the guy be a surgeon, because that's why he's here.
16:29Done for the day?
16:31Yep.
16:31I'm done.
16:33In theatre, I hear.
16:35With Esther.
16:37Well?
16:38Don't worry.
16:40The Warner name is still intact.
16:41In fact, I heard a rumour, a nasty one, and I believed it.
16:48I'm sorry.
16:49Hey, Evo.
16:55What's up, Virginia?
16:57Um, maybe you could, uh...
17:00I don't know.
17:02There you are.
17:03Never mind.
17:06Finally.
17:07Just us.
17:11Hey.
17:12Hey.
17:14Don't worry.
17:15You don't have to say it back.
17:17Because I know how much you love me.
17:19Who wouldn't?
17:21Duh.
17:22So?
17:24Tonight?
17:25You and me?
17:26Yeah, you want to come around?
17:27Help me cook?
17:28Let's eat out.
17:29I need to do some meal prep.
17:30Stock up the freezer.
17:33Just buy your little protein thingies online.
17:35No, it's for Selena.
17:37I want her to have healthy options before, you know, next transfer.
17:42You can just do all of that tomorrow night.
17:45I kind of promised her to be on to it, so this is me being on to it.
17:55Am I just a fling to you?
17:59No.
17:59No.
18:01This is all giving casual and, I don't know, disposable.
18:06Is he?
18:07No way.
18:09Okay.
18:10Well, you go ahead and cook up your little casseroles, and while you're doing that, you
18:16think seriously about your answer.
18:18Answer to what?
18:20It's either me or the baby.
18:22Your choice, Billy.
18:25Are you serious?
18:28I choose the baby.
18:38So you did know about the juice.
18:41Phil?
18:42Just let me explain.
18:43Say optics, and I'll rip your head off.
18:46I would never do anything to hurt you, Phil.
18:48Oh, and what about me?
18:50What about, I don't know, the entire city?
18:53This is a private conversation.
18:55You just go back to bed.
18:56You just stay away from my friend.
18:58What did you just say?
18:59Look, you're a lonely, single, washed-up doctor who shut herself in front of her colleagues.
19:04You need a friend right now, and holding a grudge is exhausting.
19:07I missed you.
19:07I missed you too, Debra.
19:09Wait, wait, wait.
19:10You're not single.
19:12You sure about that?
19:14Let me make it up to you.
19:15In what world, Paul?
19:16I'm on the edge of a financial boon.
19:19You just let me know what you want.
19:22You're diaphoretic.
19:24She was the one that was running the cleanup crew in your dirty kitchen.
19:28Sweating.
19:28A very common symptom in liars, Paul.
19:31That bug was already in the community.
19:35Unless...
19:36He's sick.
19:38I'm not sick.
19:39I'm just...
19:40I'm just...
19:40I'm stressed.
19:44You've been working very closely with Libby.
19:47What do you want?
19:49Name it.
19:49Oh, you can't buy your way out of this pool.
19:52I can have Sage transferred.
19:53Oh, is that what you want, Phil?
19:55No, because he's the only man I trust around here.
20:01Oh.
20:02What was that?
20:05Oh, no.
20:07Fate is a cruel, cruel mistress, Paul.
20:10Let me in.
20:10Go to the bathroom.
20:12I can't move.
20:13Well, you're not coming in here.
20:15Have mercy, Phil.
20:16He's still the CEO.
20:17He can't be seen doing bum-wies in public.
20:18I'm not...
20:20Oh, my God.
20:23Oh, my God.
20:25Oh, my God.
20:34Wow.
20:51What's wrong with my parking?
20:57Oh, my God.
21:01Oh, my God.
21:16Oh, my God.
21:18Oh, my God.
21:27you don't get to make that decision it's already made you're not resigning then i'm trying to do
21:32the right thing here you are getting hassled every day i'm getting targeted so what you just want to
21:45run away i can't win i'm doing this for you how was it for me if i don't get a
21:50choice okay so you
21:52want to make the choice fine tell me to leave and i will leave tell me no so you want
22:04me to stay well i
22:05don't know i can you be honest with me about one thing ask me why'd you come back
22:33where have you been hiding i missed you i hate that i missed you
22:47yes whatever you want i'll do it
22:56this is what i want