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Taylor Swift made a surprise appearance on Saturday Night Live while Dakota Johnson was hosting

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00:00But I have really good friends. They don't judge me for dating these men. They're actually really supportive.
00:21I'm not your therapist. Actually, you just show up once a week at my house with an empty bottle of
00:28wine and ask if I want some.
00:30Yeah, I have manners. And then you flop on my couch and overshare and every so often I just say,
00:36damn, that's, that's crazy.
00:40Is that not a therapist?
00:42And then I go, well, you know, oh, it's getting late. I should probably go to bed. And then you
00:47say,
00:47Sweep over, yay!
00:50And then I give you a Pedialyte and my security drives you home.
00:54Well, just quickly, while we're on the subject of musicians, I think actually I'm doing a public service by dating
00:59them because ladies, I am saving you a lot of money on Zoloft.
01:06So you welcome, America.
01:13And also England.
01:15And parts of Ireland.
01:17And Cleveland.
01:19Whoop!
01:19Allegedly.
01:22We have got a great show for you tonight.
01:25It's your birthday.
01:26Great day, Rebecca.
01:28Stay with me.
01:29We'll be here.
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