00:00I just wanted to stop by because it's the holiday season and give some real-life advice from a real
00:05flight attendant
00:06Did you guys know?
00:09It costs nothing to cover your mouth when you're on a plane and you call for sneeze
00:21Damn you are one nasty mother fuck your seat assignment. It's not a suggestion
00:27Please stop playing musical chairs on the airplane. Thanks
00:32So is it okay if I move my seat? I just want to go to the full flight
00:38Yeah, and another thing boarding is not the time to reorganize your entire life. Okay close the suitcase
00:48Sir
00:51You're you're stopping boarding you could have did this in the terminal
00:55The aft galley is not your stretching studio
01:00It's our place of work consider it our office
01:04Get out
01:09Oopsie. I made a poochie. It's a 30-minute flight. I
01:13Really hope you travelers enjoyed these tips
01:16Go ahead and like for part two about how not to piss off your flight attendants
01:21Happy holidays