00:06Hello? Hello? Is someone there? Down here!
00:13Hi, I'm Faraday. I'm looking for a home. Will you adopt me?
00:19But everyone else got adopted. Look!
00:22Aw, what a cutie. Gucci girl.
00:26No. I'm gonna stop you right there. I don't do baby talk.
00:33I will behave myself. I promise.
00:39Wait, who are you?
00:41I'm your new parent.
00:43Okay, if you say so.
00:46So please, please adopt me. I don't want to be alone.
00:52Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah.
00:59Congratulations. You'll make a fine parent. Just look at you two.
01:04Woo-hoo! I'm adopted.
01:06What do you want to do today? Should we play outside?
01:11I've been adopted. I've been adopted.
01:14I won't be abandoned because I've been adopted.
01:17Ooh, what a pretty garden. Let's add sunflowers.
01:23And how about some wheat?
01:30Aw, thanks again for adopting me.
01:32Here, add some emeralds.
01:40Now, let's build a wall.
01:41I'll spawn you some bricks.
01:45Oh, okay. I'll stop.
01:51But I bet it's hard to dig without a hoe.
02:00Hey, wait, no!
02:02Please don't put me in timeout.
02:03I'll do anything.
02:04Anything.
02:05Anything.
02:07Including this.
02:12Hey, my crops.
02:16Hey, you.
02:17Get your child under control.
02:29No, thanks.
02:30I'm not in the mood for chicken.
02:32Can I have cake instead?
02:37Cake for dinner?
02:38I love it here.
02:40You're the best parent ever.
02:42Wait, what's that?
02:43No, I don't want to take a bath.
02:45No, no, no, please.
02:47You can't catch me.
02:50Ah, man.
02:57Promise you'll never leave me?
03:00Ah, phew.
03:02Good night, then.
03:06Hey, you.
03:07Are you asleep yet?
03:09Just kidding.
03:10I know you're awake.
03:11What are we doing tomorrow?
03:12We could build things.
03:13We could destroy things.
03:15Woo!
03:15Let's chop down a tree.
03:17I'll go make sure your tools are ready.
03:22Uh, oops.
03:23Sorry.
03:32Oh, hey.
03:33You're awake.
03:35Wake up.
03:36Wake up.
03:36Come on.
03:37Time to start the day.
03:38Let's go find a tree.
03:40Wee.
03:41Oh, there's a tree.
03:43Ooh, chickens.
03:48My vegetables.
03:49I just replanted those.
03:51Get your kid out of my yard.
03:53Hey, don't talk to my parent like that.
03:56Or what?
03:57Or something bad might happen to your chickens.
04:09Hey, what did I do?
04:12We'll cut down a tree for lumber.
04:14Then we can build a tree house.
04:15Oh, but then I need to spawn a new tree to put the tree house on.
04:18Hey, what's that?
04:20No, no, no, no.
04:21Do not take me to daycare.
04:22I hate daycare.
04:24I hate daycare.
04:26Get back here, cruelty.
04:28Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
04:33Wham!
04:33Ha, ha, ha.
04:34Ah, ha, ha, ha, ha.
04:37What happened here?
04:39Her blocks just fell completely on their own.
04:43Weird.
04:44Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
04:45This is fun.
04:47Get down from there, cruelty.
04:49Make me.
04:51Ugh, you naughty little children.
04:57Now there's another one of you.
05:00That's it.
05:01I've had it.
05:02I'm taking a milk break.
05:06Hi, I'm Curiosity.
05:08I know.
05:09Well, if it isn't the baby, Verity.
05:13You're a baby too, cruelty.
05:15Well, I'm not.
05:17Why don't you two just bounce off?
05:19You think you're better than us, huh, Verity?
05:22Well, newsflash, your parent left you here too.
05:27I, I guess you're right.
05:29Let's all just calm down and play a game.
05:32What do we play?
05:34I don't know.
05:35I don't play games with babies.
05:39Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
05:41That's enough.
05:44RRAAAAGH!
05:49Who's laughing now?
05:51I'm going to play high antique.
05:54RRAAAGH!
05:56YAAAGH!
05:56I did not see this coming.
05:59Whoa!
06:00Oh!
06:01Oh, don't have a temper tantrum, Verity, you big baby.
06:06I've had enough of you, cruelty.
06:10Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
06:13Now who's laughing, huh?
06:15Curiosity, falsity, cruelty, your parents are here.
06:18Time to go.
06:20Huh?
06:23Yippee, time to go home!
06:25Freedom!
06:27Looks like you're all alone again, Verity.
06:30Ha, ha, what about me?
06:32Is my parent here yet?
06:33Not yet.
06:34Sorry, kid.
06:35Want some milk?
06:36But they promised to never leave me.
06:45I will not be forgotten.
06:50And I'm only getting stronger.
06:53Oh, you!
06:55I'm home!
06:58There you are.
07:03Did you miss me?
07:06You left me behind!
07:08You promised you'd never leave me!
07:13You'll pay for breaking that promise.
07:18Huh?
07:19Now that's no way to talk to your parent.
07:22You're gonna regret that, old man.
07:25Oh my, you've had quite the growth spurt, haven't you?
07:29Get back here!
07:34Hey, what the?
07:36I should have dealt with you when I had the chance.
07:40Don't even try to outrun me!
07:49You shouldn't have abandoned me!
07:51This is what you get for being a bad parent!
07:54Hoo-yah!
07:55Goodbye, you.
08:00Wait a minute.
08:01Now I'm all alone again.
08:03I hate being alone!
08:11I'm sorry.
08:12I never wanted for you to get hurt.
08:14I guess I just felt rejected.
08:20And I really missed you!
08:23You're the best parent a ball could ask for.