00:00we are back with the final round if we win this game we might get first or second prize if
00:05we
00:05draw we'll probably be in the top five and if we lose we cry and we get the highest elo
00:11rated in
00:12the entire tournament one nine four three bro is 14 years old and we knew that with the black pieces
00:18he would study our past eight games and prepare he actually sat down entire night and prepared
00:25our against our dumb dumb opening so he knows to bring out the juicer check it and he knows the
00:33best
00:33fishy move is to push go for some kind of center break and cook it so if we push you
00:38will get
00:38folded if you do the last technology that is to go juicer into juicer here we will get folded as
00:44well
00:44so to prepare for this final mega grand final battle i opened up youtube and watched hikaru
00:52and hikaru told us that in this position you're completely buttered toast so why not risk it for
00:59the biscuit and the way is this which makes absolutely no sense so the plan is confuse the
01:07kid and how do you confuse the kid by playing the magnus gambit where is the chicken going nobody knows
01:15but the chicken said quack quack and let's quack even more the position is plus three fishy recommends
01:22taking the pawn and saying i can't take back versus pin win shenanigans in my dumb brain i thought i
01:27could push it and win back the pawn but apparently the pony can hop here and do the thing and
01:33if i go
01:33pony here trying to kick it it does not work broken uh redo rotate and get the defense defending and
01:40we
01:40pawn down development down king down and crying luckily he didn't see all of that he went for
01:45the normal development angle we went for the pin win shenanigans he goes here trying to do some kind
01:52of technical pawn sacrifice i was not sure to take this way or that way fishy says you could have
01:57taken
01:57this way and after any kind of pony here trying to poke you simply go there save it development is
02:02still not there but your pawn up but we wanted to be fancy as it was the grand finale so
02:08we took with
02:08the pawn and he just said castle pony is ready to hop in pawn is dying i'm about to kick
02:14you and all
02:15your pieces are napping so we said takes takes and let us be the greedy greedy kid and save on
02:20the pawn
02:20we broke every single opening principle castling for dummies development for dummies are we a giga
02:27dummy yes so kind of makes sense so he goes simply pony hopping trying to go there double attack and
02:33win
02:33the pawn so we said let me push it so that you can't hop in but then he found the
02:38move that
02:38broke the game broke the heart broke everybody this is the way i don't know what to say i saw
02:46this
02:46move and i pulled my pants the idea is after takes takes he'll put the juicer there oh sorry my
02:53brain
02:53brain after takes he'll put the juicer there put the king here simply take back control this rookie
02:59is incoming he's gonna pin we can't run we cornered the pawn is dying our development is non-existent
03:06and even though we are technically peace up he's just gonna fry us so that was the plan and also
03:13the smaller plan is to double attack the teeny pawn and you know we are a bit of a greedy
03:18kid so we
03:19didn't take the pony but we said development is the key but we forgot the blunder panel told us that
03:26development is for these pieces not for this i mean i don't know what this king is up to but
03:32he loves
03:33to exercise he went there there there and now he's going there just to save on the teeny pawn
03:41like it is the game i have no words for it we were just going full banana town having a
03:47bit too much
03:47fun the best move is to go rook here trying to bring in the juicer so he kind of made
03:52his first mistake
03:53in the first 12 moves to go queen here trying to enter and the advantage kind of slips away from
03:59his
04:00hand from plus five six it goes to 1.75 because we can hop in allow the fatty in and
04:06we kind of
04:06technically castled our definition of castling is questionable but we did and now the pony is dying
04:13so here i was back and now i think there was a bit of a mistake from our side as
04:18well i was not sure
04:19how do i want to hop this pony do i want to go this way or this way fishy recommends
04:24that way to
04:25maybe go here and save this pawn but i thought i should go here with the idea to get the
04:29defense
04:29going our position is still toast he puts the rookie on the open file if i take rookie will go
04:34in also if i take a better way to just take here and take here and just fry us so
04:41big big trouble
04:41okay and queen here trying to be a trading man here he could have taken this way asked him to
04:46take
04:47here i don't know trade some queens and gone for this pleasant end game where he spawned up but he
04:52said
04:52keep the fatty on the board so he went all the way back don't blame him and we hop here
04:57poking the
04:58juicer juicer goes barack and we say gee let's counter attack development is not going to happen
05:04he goes pony here trying to trade trying to bring the juicer here poke the fatty we bring out the
05:09queen if he takes we're happy to take back white is being chilling and now he set up this insane
05:13idea
05:14which is not recommended by the fish if she wants to go some kind of pony hopping
05:18letting the pawn die and say after some kind of queen here quiet move looking to go in we are
05:24in
05:25trouble he went for queen here saying rook takes pawn traps the fatty and we are cooked and we are
05:32in
05:32some insane trouble so we counter cooked technical teeny pawn sacrifice the idea is after takes i can
05:40take no time to take the pawn and then we go queen here poke the fatty double attack the juicer
05:46and he has
05:46to take the queen so instead of taking the queen directly he went here that way we are forced to
05:50take the queen and we somehow survive this insane opening and we're not even pawned down positionally
05:57we are toast like our pieces are bad but we live another day to die and cry we hop the
06:02pony trying
06:03to poke the pawn he goes pawn here trying to save it we kick away the juicer we hop in
06:07again poking it
06:08and then the rookie pokes the pawn and this is where he fumbled he went rook here to save it
06:12giving
06:13us the golden opportunity to double attack get rid of the juicer pair and the position is just equal
06:19like the problem is the position is just equal and i want to win it i would rather lose than
06:26take a draw
06:27this was technically a draw offer it was takes takes opposite juicer just a draw but we say no draw
06:34we rather lose so we went for a bit of a non-trading action he pushed on the pawn we
06:39tried to activate the
06:40rook push some teeny pawns try to activate the king we activate our king and in this position i realize
06:47there is no way i can win it the rookie is about to go in double attacking with the pawn
06:51so we need
06:51to do some kind of damage control that is to push become a bit of a trading champion and play
06:56this
06:57end game where we are pawned down but the opposite color juicer should be a draw so we go rook
07:01here
07:01trying to enter he says no then we go here trying to enter this way he pushes on the pawn
07:06trying to get
07:06the passer but our pieces are just so active we put the juicer there trying to go in and poke
07:11he checks us we don't care this pawn ain't running if he ever goes rook here to poke it we
07:16can go there
07:16and save it he goes barack we push the we poke the pawn he got to you know push it
07:21to save it if he
07:22pushes this way there's just a pin win angle and now the rookie is chilling he can't go seventh
07:26haven't the pawn in pushing we dominate the light squares if the rookie ever leaves there's going to be
07:31a back rank checkmate shenanigans so he's kind of stuck we just put the juicer untouchable saved by
07:37the teeny pawn this pawn in running we can even fumble this pawn like kick it out of the board
07:41and
07:41still be a draw and in this position he technically offered us a draw by going king here king here
07:47saying
07:48if you want you can repeat the position and take the draw and i said no thank you i would
07:54like to win
07:54it so we acted with the king we're like i can walk the king and win it i really really
07:58want you to win
07:59but sadly there was nothing we tried to activate the king tried to push on the pawn but there is
08:04no
08:04way to make progress whenever we try to walk the king out he'll always check us there's no hiding
08:09after trying for a few moves we offered him the draw and we took the draw home we ended the
08:15tournament
08:15with seven out of nine one loss two draws and a bunch of wins gaining a solid 22 points of
08:24rating
08:24and we ended with the fourth prize fourth prize we got out of 150 kids which is not too shabby
08:32but
08:33i don't know man i really really want you to win this game i thought after doing our funny funny
08:40magnus gambit having a completely lost position we could flip it i mean we did risk it for all the
08:48biscuits look at this king what is he doing they swap places i mean this is as troll as it
08:56can get
08:57we were completely lost rather than opening because opening prepped pretty nicely maybe this is why you
09:03don't play this kind of opening and go for you know the simple simple d4 d5 business but we were
09:10here
09:10to play this tournament for fun have a good time and we were not really trying to win so for
09:16a kid who
09:17wanted to have fun seven out of nine ain't too shabby it is what it is
