00:00Listen, sir, sir, don't shout at me because you don't know that it's me.
00:05Anybody could **** in the urinal. You don't know it's me.
00:09Oh my God. I did not sign my name next to my ****.
00:13Who does that? So what do you want me to do?
00:16Do you want me to come in and clean up the **** which isn't mine?
00:19Well, I'm not doing that.
00:21I'm outside in Manchester having a fruit shoot.
00:25I've not got one yet. I've not got a fruit shoot yet.
00:28Feel good for you.
00:29Oh, that could be my real dad.
00:33I hope not. I hope my real dad's well better looking.
00:37When my dog's done **** outside, my mum, she just puts hot water in it and it flushes away.
00:44They've tried it and it stinks.
00:46Yeah, but it's ****. It's going to stink, innit?
00:49Get a mappy bag. Just pick it up. Get a bag for life and do it.
00:53Right? Well, you just do it then.
00:55We'll get the cleanest to do the ****, innit?
00:59There's a couple there and how do you know it's not them that have **** in the toilet?
01:03Could have been.
01:04This ās incorporation.
01:04There you say, cut it!
01:04I satisfy your mouth.
