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El Presidente | One Bite

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00:19All right, we're at Big Al's, uh, Bill Ricca.
00:23Should I come downstairs, stay up?
00:24So this one, I got a cookie there, too.
00:29Should I come down?
00:30Yeah, all right, I'll come down.
00:33I was in Boston for the dentist.
00:35I have all, my teeth are all falling apart.
00:37Shout out Boston Dental.
00:39I don't know what I'd do without them.
00:40All my teeth are broken, I need caps.
00:42This side of my face is frozen.
00:44I got to go back to the dentist.
00:46I went to the dentist at, like, 11.
00:47I got to go back at, like, 5.30 to get the crown so I didn't have to fly back
00:51and forth.
00:52Looked up pizza.
00:55Pizza, Big Al's, and Bill Ricca caught my attention.
00:59And people are like, this is going to be as good as Joni's in Chelmsford, which is fighting
01:02words.
01:02Now, you've got to be honest.
01:04This side of my face is paralyzed.
01:05I can't feel it.
01:07My tongue is swollen.
01:09So, I don't love that to be eating.
01:12That's a great undercarriage, and the pizza looks good.
01:15This is like a handicap match, though.
01:17All right, one bite, everybody knows the rules.
01:19Big Al's, cash only.
01:20Great side, too.
01:24Oh, wow, yeah.
01:38I can't even feel it.
01:39Like, I can taste it, but I can't feel it.
01:45I'm laughing at myself because I could choke.
02:03Now, Shower to Doubt is the hardest pizza we've ever done.
02:07This is great pizza.
02:08I can taste it.
02:10My mouth is numb.
02:11I can't, like, feel the chew in my mouth, but I can taste it, but I can't feel it.
02:18It's preposterous that I tried to.
02:20So, I was like, I got five hours between the dentist and going back.
02:23Let me do pizza reviews.
02:25I didn't plan on my face being totally numb.
02:27I can't feel my face.
02:29The pizza's outstanding.
02:34Boss wants to do a fresh one, too.
02:37I think this one's pretty frank.
02:38All right.
02:40There you go.
02:41All right.
02:43Cool.
02:57I can't burn my face off because I can't feel it.
03:03I'm not even close to exaggerating.
03:07This is great.
03:24Look at that undercarriage.
03:30People must be looking like, what the fuck is he doing?
03:39It's 100% as good as Jonah's.
03:41And that's a handicap match.
03:43I can't believe people haven't told me to come here sooner.
03:45I can tell through all of it.
03:47I'm going to have burn marks all over my face.
03:58Oh.
04:019-1?
04:05This is a 9 pizza, I think.
04:09Can you taste, Austin, just tell me if I'm right.
04:11I think it's a 9-1.
04:30Am I right?
04:32I don't think I would have given it a 9.
04:35What would you give it?
04:368-6, 8-7.
04:38I'm going 9-1.
04:40It absolutely could have an asterisk next to it, a little bit, because I can't feel my face.
04:45But every taste I get of it feels like a 9-1.
04:52Spectacular.
04:55I may have to come back and give this another review when I can feel my face.
04:58But this is spectacular.
05:08Is it hot?
05:10Yeah.
05:10Really fucking hot.
05:13On this side, I feel a little.
05:15This side, I have zero feeling.
05:18You could tell me it's cold, and I believe it.
05:219-1.
05:23Awesome pizza.
05:24Big Al's.
05:25They want me to do a cheesesteak.
05:26I'm like, fine.
05:27I don't know how I'm going to do that, either.
05:28That's going to be even harder.
05:31Oh, cookie.
05:34Cookies look unbelievable.
05:45They even could tell me that's pizza in the side of my mouth.
05:47I wouldn't know, honestly.
05:50I don't know if I can do any other reviews until my face comes down.
05:59Eight, nine cookie.
06:01Great cookie.
06:03But honestly, this is like.
06:08I can't feel my face.
06:10Lucky I would choke.
06:11This is great.
06:12Really good.
06:13Yeah.
06:13Really good.
06:14His godfather called me this morning.
06:16He goes, hey, Big Al's.
06:17I said, yeah, go Rick up.
06:18He goes, I think I want to go.
06:20I said, when do you want to go?
06:21He goes, well, I don't have a car today.
06:22I said, I'll come pick you up.
06:23And we came.
06:24And now I was just sitting there.
06:25I'm like, what are the things?
06:26Dave Bordnoy's back there.
06:27And then he goes, he's walking in right behind you right now.
06:30That's why I was shocked.
06:31What is your timing?
06:32I thought he was putting on my chain.
06:34All right, here we go.
06:35Bonus cheesesteak review.
06:37I think this guy said he's a cheesesteak seller or something.
06:42The bread looks great.
06:44I assume they got the cheddar.
06:46What do they call it?
06:47The Cooper cheddar.
06:48Is this the Cooper cheddar on this one?
06:49Cooper Sharp.
06:50Cooper Sharp.
06:53Looks great.
07:07It's hard to do with my mouth and the comfort state it isn't.
07:14It's cheese.
07:15It's cheese.
07:18It's cheese.
07:22Wow.
07:24Great.
07:25That's a good cheesesteak you're ever going to have in Massachusetts.
07:29This place is great.
07:31This is really as good as a cheesesteak you're ever going to have in Massachusetts.
07:34I'm going to go.
07:36Good.
07:409-1.
07:41I mean, I can't taste it, but it tastes awesome, but like I can't fully eat it.
07:46But it really tastes unbelievable.
07:49Double 9-1 Big Al's.
07:52I mean, look at it.
07:55So it's like, yeah, I can't feel my face, but this is a real score.
08:03Oh, yeah.
08:07I'd have to come back here sober.
08:12And about a year we opened part-time.
08:14We actually didn't mean to open a pizza shop.
08:17Like, it wasn't the goal.
08:18I was, like, finer dining.
08:20I worked in New York City for a decade or so.
08:22Ran some nice restaurants here.
08:26Didn't want to go back after COVID, but everyone falls back in.
08:29So I found this place.
08:31I was doing personal chef work.
08:33Oh, you got it.
08:34I bought this place to do personal chef work.
08:37I was like, what's the heat?
08:38Come on, I never did it.
08:39That's as good as I've had, man.
08:41I'm coming from a dentist.
08:43My face is frozen.
08:44Oh, shit.
08:44I made it a little tricky, but I thought it was unbelievable.
08:46Even the cheese steak, both of it, unbelievable.
08:48Makes a little more sense.
08:49I didn't know it was that new.
08:51Oh, yeah.
08:51Yeah.
08:52We're still, like, figuring things out.
08:53We're going to get mobbed when we coached.
08:55We gave a very high score.
08:56Oh, nice, man.
08:57Yeah.
08:58Yeah, it was great.
08:58You want to tell me or you want to keep it?
08:59Ty.
09:00All right.
09:00Ty, be ready for a big run.
09:02All right.
09:03It was really great.
09:05Yeah.
09:05Thanks, man.
09:05Yeah, congrats.
09:06Hey, thank you for coming.
09:07Yeah, keep making the great stuff.
09:08Thanks, man.
09:08Yeah.
09:09Thanks.
09:09Awesome.
09:10Thanks, man.
09:11Bye.
09:12Bye.
09:12Bye.
09:12Bye.

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