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Sa lakas ng suntok ni Manny Pacute (Ogie Alcasid), bumalik sa pagiging isip-bata ang sigang si Lloyd (Bayani Agbayani) at nagpa-baby pa kay Ella (Marian Rivera)! Totoo kaya ito o arte lang? #ShowMeDaManny #YouLOLKiliYT

Watch full episodes of 'Show Me Da Manny' every Thursday, 7:00 PM on YouLOL YouTube channel and on https://www.gmanetwork.com/gmaplay/. This show stars Manny Pacquiao, Marian Rivera, Paolo Contis, Benjie Paras, Rochelle Pangilinan, John Lapus, Tuesday Vargas, Lovi Poe, and Pekto Nacua. This episode's guests are Ogie Alcasid, Bayani Agbayani, Michelle Madrigal #ShowMeDaManny

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00:00...
00:05This one?
00:07I have a..
00:11Doing no matter how major the tack
00:11Kidman playing
00:13Is there bringing you that?
00:14What about you disilloed
00:30Miss, bag mo.
00:32Nahulog eh.
00:34Ha?
00:35Ano pangalaman?
00:36Who do you use?
00:37Ikaw.
00:38Mane.
00:39Mane pa cute.
00:44Oh.
00:46Mabait ako.
00:47Maalalahin.
00:48Halanin.
00:49At...
00:50Tagot na.
00:55Sige, mag-ingat ka.
00:56Lalo na dyan sa mga yan.
00:57Hindi.
00:58Bye.
00:59Bye.
01:00Bye.
01:01Sosinod ah.
01:02Bakal ako si Mane oh.
01:04Hawig.
01:05Hawig na huwig eh oh.
01:05Pingsan niya yan. Ano na ba?
01:07O.
01:07Dika lang. Dika lang.
01:08Eh, ang sabi sa amin ni Mane, yung pingsan niya Batangginyo.
01:11Ba't parang Bisaya.
01:13Oo, dati yung Batangginyo.
01:14Nung Bata.
01:15Pero nung Banda, nalagin misaya.
01:17So parang Eurisyan ba?
01:19Parang Bispan.
01:20Bispan!
01:22Bisayang Batangginyo.
01:23Malang!
01:23Malang!
01:25Kapay matalina dito sa kanina.
01:26Ano ka ba?
01:28Ba't din mo kinong yung number ng babae?
01:30Ay, hindi ko pwede gawin yun.
01:31Bawal. Bawal muna sa akin.
01:33Eh, bakit naman?
01:34Eh, nagda-diet ako.
01:36Diet?
01:36Nagda-diet ako.
01:38Kasi na sobrahan na nung mga nakarang araw ba?
01:41Madami line.
01:42So, medyo reduce pa ng mga...
01:44O, gano'n.
01:44Ang cellphone.
01:45Ano naman yan?
01:47Mabayo pala doon.
01:48Ano pala yan?
01:49Hi!
01:50Hi!
01:51Hi!
01:52Oh, may bago pa yung kasama?
01:55Ah!
01:55Ay, oo! Si Manny pa cute yung pinsan ni Manny.
01:58Kadaas?
01:58Yan! Bispo!
02:01Hindi naman sinabi sa akin ni Manny
02:02hindi na may magandang mabahay rito.
02:04Kung alam ko lang eh,
02:05sana naman ba ako nagpunta.
02:07Gana!
02:07Gana!
02:08The whole time,
02:09alin ng boses mo, Bisaya ka ngayon lumaki
02:11tapos lumerecho
02:11tapos kanina ko pa kausap.
02:13Hindi naman ganda sa'yo.
02:15Hindi!
02:16Hindi!
02:17Well, actually ah, Manny no,
02:19marami talaga kami magagandang babae dito.
02:21Exactly.
02:22Gusto ko malaman,
02:23nasa'n ba yun yung pinsan mong si Manny?
02:24Ah, si Manny, busy siya eh.
02:26Marami siyang ginagawa pa.
02:27Eh, so, ako naman na mag-ayos itong gym ninyo dito.
02:30Ayaw na niya.
02:31Ah, talaga? Ipig sabihin, boxingero ka din?
02:33Ah, oo.
02:33Talaga nga.
02:34Magaling ako mag-boxing,
02:36pero...
02:37mas magaling ako mag-mahal.
02:38No!
02:42Grabe naman yan!
02:43Ikita!
02:44Ikita!
02:45Grabe naman eh!
02:45Wala ba nung magsalit ah!
02:51Wala ka namang binagpot sa'kin!
02:54Sige na, excuse me!
02:55Sino ba to?
02:55Kilala mo ba to?
02:56Sino ba yan?
02:58Ha?
03:00Ako silo, Lloyd.
03:02Ako lang ang nagbabagsak yan kay Manny.
03:07Ano?
03:08Huh?
03:09Ano pa?
03:11Iba magsak mo to, mga cop?
03:12Ano ba yan?
03:13Nakalaki ba naman eh?
03:14Astig yung mga...
03:16Mga Manny na yun.
03:17Yung pala, wala rin pala.
03:18Natalo mo!
03:20Yes!
03:21Grabe.
03:21May nabagsak ko siya at ikaw ang anghel na bumagsak sa lugo para sa'kin.
03:26Sandali lang, Archie.
03:28Loy!
03:29Ah...
03:29Oo nga, Loy.
03:31Ang anghel na ito ay sa akin muna nagbagsak pa.
03:34Sa harap mo.
03:35Hindi sa harap mo.
03:36Ayaw naman pala.
03:37Ayaw naman.
03:54Ayaw naman.
03:55Ayaw naman yung takot na kay Len-Len lang.
03:57Ayaw naman ko siya!
03:59Sandali lang si...
04:00Si Stan, namin nyo ka si Jay ah.
04:01Ngayon ko lang na-present.
04:02Excuse me lang ko.
04:03Jay, hawing mo to si Manny.
04:05Ba-cute ah!
04:06Oo nga no.
04:06Mag-abuka kayo.
04:07Kaya na lang itura mo mo na aksidentic ka.
04:11Pag merienda muna kayo oh.
04:12Manny.
04:13Manny.
04:15Alam mo, huwag mong pabayaan na yabangang anong Lloyd na yun.
04:18Taka!
04:19Oh!
04:21Sobra na yun ah.
04:22Teka lang.
04:22Medyo confused ako dyan eh.
04:23Totoo ba talaga yung sinasabi niyang natalo ka niya?
04:27Bata pa ako nung hindi pa kumuro nung mag-boxing ba.
04:30Medyo hindi pa magaling mag-boxing.
04:33Kaya kung ako sa'yo?
04:35Dapat labanin muna yun eh.
04:37Para tumigil nun kayo banga niya.
04:39Tama.
04:40Tama ka Brad.
04:41Para, alam mo yun?
04:42Para hindi siya habang buhay nakasarinod.
04:44Tama!
04:45Alam mo ba ka rin ka mag-compose?
04:46Hindi ka naman mag-salit amin salit.
04:49Hindi ka, mag-compose lang ako eh.
04:51Pinipilit ko na nga eh.
04:52Pwede kayo nga.
04:54Huwag niyong daanin yan sa init ng ulo ha.
04:57Hindi pwede yan.
04:58Hindi pwede yung lagi tayong galit.
05:00Alam mo.
05:01Swabi lang ako.
05:03Swabi lang ako.
05:05Swabi lang.
05:05Parang lang.
05:06O!
05:07Ay nangyari kay Jonas.
05:09Bakit may plaster yan?
05:10Ano nangyari niya kay Jonas?
05:11Bakit nagkaganyan yan?
05:13Tito Manny.
05:14Buti nandito ko yun.
05:15Nagdapa po ako.
05:16Ikaw talaga Hannah.
05:17Hindi mo inalagaan niyang kapatid mo.
05:19Eh kasi...
05:19Bakit hindi mo inalagaan niyang kapatid mo?
05:21Pero kayo ikasi, ikasi!
05:23Ah, eh kasi...
05:24Ha!
05:25Manny, Manny!
05:26Manny!
05:26Akala ko ba hindi dapat mag-init ang ulo kagad?
05:29Che!
05:29Wala!
05:31Nagtatanong lang.
05:32Hindi.
05:32Nagtatanong lang.
05:33Ay naku.
05:34Eh mabuti pa kasi Manny.
05:36Ito kasi bata na tumalikot talaga.
05:38Dapat dito ikuha muna ng yaya.
05:40Para may magbabantay dito ka Jonas.
05:42Bakit naman kukuha ng yaya?
05:43Nandiyan naman si Hannah.
05:44Tama!
05:45Ay naku yun si Hannah.
05:46Si Chris nang inaalagaan niyan.
05:48Tama.
05:48Kung ako, ikuha muna ng yaya si Jonas.
05:53Hindi.
05:54Sandali.
05:54May idea ako eh.
05:55Meron.
05:56Maganda to.
05:57Alam nyo.
05:58Bakit hindi nalang natin palayasin ni Hannah?
06:01Ha?
06:02Dahil ito ang inaalagaan ni Hannah.
06:05Alam mo?
06:06Para magpag-concentrate ka kay Jonas.
06:09Palayasin niyo ito.
06:09Tama!
06:10Tama!
06:11At bakit naman ang suggestyon mo?
06:13Uy po!
06:14Ito man, wag ka maigilip dyan ah!
06:15Dinadaso.
06:16Wag ka wag ka maigilip dyan ah!
06:17Sampakin ko ito eh!
06:18O!
06:19Malangay ang katawa yan.
06:20Pero ampaw yan!
06:20Ampaw!
06:21Gaben mo kayo kasi wala kayong love life.
06:24Ah naku.
06:25Love life ba?
06:25Pag-uusapan natin.
06:27Ikaw kasi.
06:27Kaya ka nagkakaganyan.
06:28Hindi mo na babatayan yung bata.
06:30Ang gulo-gulo ng love life mo.
06:31Kaya ka lagi tsumatsabi.
06:32Ah!
06:33Ang julo-julo ng love life mo!
06:35Baba!
06:36Ah!
06:38Ah!
06:39Ah!
06:55Ah!
06:56Ah!
06:56Ah!
06:57Ah!
07:00Ah!
07:02Ah!
07:03What's up, man?
07:05She's hanging out here.
07:07Guys, guys, move.
07:09Yeah.
07:12Ano gawak mo dito?
07:14Gawak mo dito.
07:14Gawak mo dito.
07:15Gawak mo dito.
07:16Gawak mo dito.
07:16Gawak mo dito.
07:18Gawak mo dito.
07:19Gawak mo dito.
07:21Gawak mo dito.
07:26Shhh.
07:27Hei. Come on, come on.
07:30Shhh.
07:30I must say new.
07:32Gawak mo dito.
07:37Gawak mo dito.
07:39Gawak mo dito.
07:41Gawak mo dito.
07:42Selamat jir.
07:43Oh, iya udah ntar asa.
07:45Terima kasih, terima kasih.
07:48Jump! Jump!
07:50Jump, sih.
07:51Oh, let's go.
07:52Jump, sih.
07:53Oh!
07:56Shit!
07:57Oh!
07:58Oh!
07:59Ibang ko dito.
08:00Pili na ba?
08:01Pili na.
08:02Pili na.
08:03Pili na.
08:04Hoy, hoy, hoy, hoy!
08:06Malipat nyo!
08:07Balib!
08:08Ay, nag-aamog sa'yo!
08:10Sino naman nag-aamog sa akin?
08:11Pari ko.
08:12Nag-aamog sa'yo!
08:13Sino?
08:14Sino ba?
08:15Ito!
08:16Si Lloyd!
08:18Pili na!
08:19Dino,
08:20talagos na naman ang nasakit ng katawan mo eh.
08:23Tawoy!
08:24Sino ba?
08:26Sino ba?
08:27Sino naman yung lakas?
08:30Ako!
08:31Baka-aamisa mo nga ako nasakit ng katawan.
08:34Balita ko nabog-bug na niya ni Lloyd dati.
08:38Parang nakatira yan ah.
08:40Abraham!
08:41Lloyd!
08:42Lloyd.
08:42Lloyd, wait, don't do it.
08:44You can't find me.
08:46You can't find me.
08:47We're both in the other hand.
08:50That's kinda awkward.
08:51You're so awkward.
08:52You're so rude to me.
08:52Even if we were so rude.
08:56Let's listen to the other guys.
08:57I'm not listening to Lloyd.
09:01You're listening to Lloyd.
09:02No.
09:03I'm not listening to Lloyd.
09:08Cedric, you're too busy.
09:09Lloyd!
09:10Is it real?
09:15I'll tell you I'll have to do it!
09:17I'll give you my heart to my heart!
09:22Come on, come on!
09:24Come on!
09:25Okay!
09:26Come on!
09:27Go!
09:29Okay!
09:30All right, that's what we are doing!
09:32Okay!
09:34You don't think you are going to be able to shoot!
09:37He's like, you're the king.
09:40I just love him.
09:42You're the king.
09:42You're the king.
09:45You're the king.
09:46You're the king.
09:47You're the king.
09:48He's the king.
09:55You're the king.
09:56Are you tired?
09:57Stop!
10:00That's all.
10:03That's crazy.
10:04I'm not gonna be a king.
10:04Lloyd!
10:06Lloyd!
10:07Lloyd!
10:10What's going on?
10:11Why don't I have a water?
10:12She's still alive.
10:17Lloyd?
10:18Freddie?
10:21Lloyd!
10:23Lloyd!
10:34Mumie!
10:36Mumie!
10:38Mumo!
10:41Mumie!!
10:43Mumie!
10:44Aunt!
10:45Mumie!
10:56Mumie!
10:59Hey!
11:00Hey!
11:00We're not here anymore.
11:03Hey!
11:04Hey!
11:05Wait!
11:06Why did I cry?
11:08Why did I cry again?
11:09Why?
11:10Why?
11:12Why?
11:12Why did I cry again?
11:14What?
11:14The man!
11:16What?
11:16There, and then, when he came into trouble,
11:19he was a girl.
11:20Here, he was a girl.
11:22Why did he do that?
11:23Why did he do that?
11:23Why did he do that?
11:24Because, Alexis,
11:25he was a man.
11:26Why?
11:26Hey, Tila, sugot na sugot yan sa akin, yan eh, napunakoy.
11:31Yung nga, kaya, baka rin basok eh, kaya napuruan din.
11:35Ako naka, may tiramaan ka sa ulo nito.
11:37Kapag dalaman naman, kamag-anak yan yung nangyari.
11:40Lagutin rin naman.
11:41Diba?
11:44Diba?
11:44Diba?
11:44Sandali, sandali.
11:45E kung gano'ng kailangan, hindi natin muna ipaalam sa mga kamag-anak nito
11:49na nagkaganito to.
11:51Diba?
11:52Ah, man.
11:52Diba?
11:53Mabuti pa, Beatrice.
11:55E, Tila, itong si...
11:58Lloyd!
12:00Ay, galit.
12:01E, ako naman na mag-alaga.
12:04Sakit na muna siya si Tila.
12:05Oo, maalagaan muna muna siya.
12:07Alagaan muna, tama, o.
12:07Lloyd, siya na mag-aalaga sa'yo, ha?
12:09Oo, alagaan ka, ha? Para bumalik ka siya, siya alagaan ka niya.
12:12Ayaw!
12:13Ayaw!
12:14Ayaw ko kaya, butukot ka!
12:16Ha?
12:17Tumami!
12:19Ako?
12:19O!
12:21O!
12:21Diba?
12:23Dina, mabuti pa.
12:24Ay, Tila.
12:25Ay, Tila.
12:26Mabuti pa.
12:27Ikaw na nga mag-alaga.
12:28Ikaw ang hinihingi ni...
12:29Ano eh?
12:30O!
12:30Mami!
12:31O!
12:34Pabigyan mo naman ka mag-awala yung bata!
12:36Ay!
12:36Bata!
12:37Sige na, alam ka na sa'yo.
12:39Sige, alam ka na kita.
12:39O, alig ka na. Tayo ka na dyan.
12:40Sige na.
12:41Bec.
12:42Sige na ako.
12:43Sige na ako.
12:44Ano?
12:44Sige na ako!
12:45Ano ako?
12:46Dino?
12:47Huwag tayo yung bata niya.
12:51Ayan,
12:53gawa.
12:54Here,
12:55in it.
12:57Ayan.
12:57Yaya, hindi ka pwede mag-step sa mga pika.
13:00Ayan,
13:01katika siya!
13:01Yaya yun.
13:03Si Jonas.
13:04Kuning-a-un.
13:06Bawa Jonas!
13:07Yaya,
13:08bakit kayo naglalaro ng piko?
13:11Hey, Jonas wants to play.
13:13Oo nga, pero bakit pico?
13:16What? What's wrong with pico?
13:19Why do you know English, you know?
13:21Let's laugh.
13:23But yeah, you're also teaching me how to speak English.
13:26Wow!
13:28You deserve a kiss.
13:30You know, you know, I know how to speak English very, very well.
13:35Ah, very, very well.
13:38Manya ka?
13:39Ah, okay lang yung pagturo mo sa kanya ng English.
13:45Pero yung pico?
13:46Oo, yung pico hindi okay.
13:49Okay?
13:50Ganun ba? O sige, hindi maglalaro na lang kami ng apoy.
13:56Apoy?
13:57Ako ba kayo? Luto-lutoan?
13:59Dito dumi naisip nyo.
14:00Let's go, Jonas.
14:02Yes!
14:02Yes!
14:02Yes!
14:04Yes!
14:05Tumalaman dito sa wala na to kung anong gusto mo niya eh.
14:15Ayan, ayan, ayan! Ako!
14:18Sa wakas, na katulog natin!
14:20Grabe, mukhang pinago talaga si Ella, oh!
14:24Alam mo kasalaran ni Mari Lato eh.
14:25Alam mo kung hindi niya sinutok yan?
14:27Hindi magkakagayan si Lloyd.
14:28Eh, mga luko-luko pala kayo eh.
14:30Ibig sabihin niya pinakawan niya yung dalawa.
14:32Hmm.
14:32Eh, dami pa sisisihin mo.
14:34Ang maputi niyan, singlin natin ng pera yan si Manny.
14:36Para sa perwisyong ginagawa niya.
14:38Ano ako nga?
14:39Ikaw kuya, huwag mong gagawin niyan ah.
14:41Nakakayake, Manny.
14:43Ba? Bakit?
14:43Nag-enjoy ka bang alagayang baby damulad na yan?
14:47Hindi.
14:48Dalo tignan mo yung Lloyd siya eh.
14:50Mukhang enjoy na enjoy.
14:51Hmm.
14:52Bili pa naman ako doon sa pangalan niya.
14:54Floyd.
14:54Makala ko Floyd Mayweather.
14:56Yun pala.
14:57O Floyd.
14:58Ang sugestyo na ako?
14:59Oo ayaw, makiliki sa baby ko.
15:01Bakit hindi niyo nalang balutan ng plastic ang gulo niya?
15:04Saka isiligaw.
15:05Hindi.
15:06Ano yan, pusa?
15:08Makakabalik din yan.
15:09Bakit kayo hindi natin pasagasaan sa kalit?
15:11Please, what?
15:12Alam mo, kayo, kayo, kayo.
15:14Itaw ha, at ikaw ha.
15:15Tingin-tingin yung pag-iisip na masama dito.
15:17Smiling ganyan.
15:18Sige, sige, sige na.
15:19Para makataong, gawin na lang natin.
15:21Ilagay natin siya sa harap ng pintuan ng ibang bahay.
15:23Huh?
15:24Ano ka sort of opera ha?
15:25At saka sino ba nang matutuwa na iwanan mo sa pintuyan?
15:28Pag muka siya nang makikita?
15:29Wala mag-aapon dyan, oh.
15:31Aluka.
15:32Aluka.
15:33Kaya may hindi na ringig yata tayo.
15:35Mungiwi, mungiwi.
15:35Mungiwi na pinte.
15:38At saka sa tabi ayun, oh.
15:44At ito ba?
15:46At ito nang lag-aapon?
15:55Ito mo?
15:56At ito ba?
15:58At ito mo?
15:59At ito mo at ito mo?
15:59Matang taming devil!
16:01Kasi sa labo kung bangit?
16:02Kaya ng Aarap ko sa iyo.
16:05Yan!
16:07Ang takot ng kao ko.
16:09Huh?
16:10Apis raya ko natin siya.
16:12Malis, palis!
16:14Oh!
16:15Aungan ka nalika nalika oh?
16:16Eh, dawg ito!
16:18Ay!
16:18Ay!
16:19Ah!
16:20Ha?
16:20Ah!
16:20Oh...
16:23Ha!
16:25Ahh!
16:25Ahh!
16:25Ha!
16:29Karga!
16:32Pagkatapos mo kong bugahan, ngayon magpaparakahan!
16:35Ahh!
16:38Ahh!
16:39Ahh!
16:40Ahh!
16:42Aan?
16:44Ah...
16:45Oh!
16:46Magaling maglakad sa hagdanan to, ha?
16:48Hahaha!
16:49Iyan na ngayon tangan?
16:50Eh...
16:51Sa galit ko ba naman at...
16:52Ano ko?
16:54Kasalanan ko talaga yan nangyari kaya Aaron, eh.
16:57Ay, iyong Lloyd!
16:59Lloyd!
17:00Ha?
17:00Lloyd!
17:02Aloyid!
17:03Kasalanan ko yun.
17:04Nakonsensya tuloy ako.
17:06Nakonsensya ako.
17:08Eh, bakit ka lang makonsensya hindi mo man sinasadya yun, eh.
17:11It's so good to you.
17:14Oh, you know.
17:15You don't want that to happen to me.
17:18You know what I'm doing?
17:20I was born.
17:21Oh!
17:25Belinda!
17:27No, Blanca!
17:28Blanca!
17:29Blanca!
17:30You're not Jason!
17:33Jonas!
17:35Jonas!
17:35You're not Jason.
17:39Blanca!
17:40Blanca!
17:41Ano ba ginawa mo dito?
17:42Ginawa mo yung babae, oh!
17:44Cora!
17:45Ninglalaro lang naman kami.
17:47Yes, Tito Manny.
17:48I'm a girl.
17:50Oh!
17:50Ano ang English-English pa ikaw?
17:52Ikaw ko ano-ano ang tinuturo mo dito, ha?
17:54Ginawa po yung babae?
17:55Itigil mo na nga yan, Cora!
17:57Blanca!
17:58Blanca!
17:59Hey!
18:00Alam ko na!
18:01May naisip ako!
18:01Ay, maganda yan. Sige, mag-isip ka.
18:03Ah!
18:04Ganito!
18:04Bakit hindi na lang maglaro tayo ng
18:07bahay-bahayan?
18:08Diba?
18:09Sige, ganda.
18:10Ang tatay?
18:12Ikaw ang nanay.
18:16So crazy!
18:17May naisip mo!
18:18Basagwa ang iniisip mo!
18:20Itigil mo yan!
18:21I-out mo yan!
18:22I-out!
18:23I-out!
18:23Mahomete ako!
18:24Habut ako!
18:26Ano namang masama doon?
18:28Diba?
18:29Ang ganda-ganda noon.
18:30Baray-bahayan!
18:32Kalaan mo, ang ganda sa mata ng tao noon.
18:34Buo ang pamilya.
18:35Ano mo, mamaharan ang buong pamilya.
18:38Diba?
18:39Diba Honey?
18:39You, you, Ty.
18:42Yes, Ty.
18:44What?
18:47What's your name?
18:48What's your name?
18:50You!
18:51You, Ty.
18:53You're right here.
18:54You're right here.
18:56We're going to get some sugar,
18:58and we're going to get some indiction.
19:00Indiction?
19:02Indiction?
19:03Indiction?
19:04Indiction?
19:05Indiction, okay.
19:07Indiction, okay?
19:08Indiction.
19:12Asok ka nga dito eh.
19:13Siyempre, baka makawala ka,
19:15baka nangagat ka ng tao,
19:16sasaksakan ka ng anti-rabish.
19:18Asok ka pa rin kahit sa doktor doktoran.
19:20Di ba, Annie?
19:23Grabe naman yung ginawa nyo sakit.
19:25Oh, mag-iba na lang tayo.
19:28Gusto mo, ano ka,
19:29dito tayo sa airport.
19:30Oh, ikaw yung...
19:32Canine ka, canine.
19:34Canine?
19:35Sniffing dog yunin.
19:36Asok pa rin yun.
19:40Oh, ibahiratin.
19:42Sa supermarket.
19:44Sa supermarket.
19:45Oh, diyalah gini sa mall lang, sa mall.
19:47Oh, ikaw yung pinapasial.
19:50Metallica.
19:52Dog ka pa rin, dog.
19:59Ayun ako.
20:00Ayun ako. Ayun ako na.
20:01Suko na talaga ako.
20:01Sa kanina ka sa alagaan.
20:03Oh!
20:04Oh!
20:06Oh!
20:06Oh!
20:07Okay, makilikas sa akin, dog.
20:09Kahit umiya ka na umiya,
20:10ayaw na ka taalagaan.
20:11Oh!
20:12Oh!
20:13Ano lang nangganat dito?
20:14Bakit naghibe yan si...
20:16Oh!
20:17Oh!
20:17Miss Cortez.
20:18Ayun ako, Manny, ah.
20:19Ayun ako na talaga. Suko na talaga ako.
20:21I don't want to be able to do that.
20:22I don't want to be able to do that.
20:26You're going to be a little girl, Tita Manny?
20:28Do you know this?
20:30Do you know this, Riz Cortez?
20:33Lloyd, Lloyd Basurin.
20:36He's kind of different now.
20:37He's kind of different when he's a little girl.
20:39I really want to support him.
20:42Who's going to be a campy?
20:43It's probably Jolo.
20:45No, you.
20:47No, you.
20:48No, no.
20:49Yes.
20:52No, no, no.
20:53No, nobody knows me.
20:53No, no, no.
20:53No, no.
20:54No, no, no.
20:55You're a lady.
20:55You're a lady.
20:56All right.
21:01Why are you so good now?
21:02Absolutely.
21:04Why are you that's like this?
21:06All right.
21:08You're right.
21:08Not even though you like this.
21:09Why does my leg grow up as important?
21:12I don't want to be the one.
21:17Oh, for us, Angelina.
21:18Bad, bad tayo!
21:19Bad tayo!
21:21Ika matagat ka ng bad!
21:23Dati pa, bad ka na!
21:25Hindi ka na nagbago!
21:26Ay, nagbago ako!
21:27Bad ka, bad ka!
21:29Ay, nagbago pa na din.
21:31Bad din!
21:33Ay, patahanan mo nga.
21:34Ay, patahanan mo nga.
21:34Tama na, Manny.
21:35Tama na.
21:36Ayoko na.
21:36Aalis na ako.
21:37Ayoko nakalagaan yan.
21:38Ay!
21:40Ay!
21:41Ay!
21:42Ay!
21:44Ay!
21:45Ay!
21:46Ay!
21:48Ay!
21:49Ay!
21:50Ay!
21:51Ay!
21:52Ay!
21:53Ay!
21:54Ay!
21:54Tama ako!
21:56Ay, gagal.
21:57Ang tatayon?
21:59Uh!
22:01Ay!
22:05Ito yung nga, gluluto ako na ihilo ako.
22:07Hindi ko alam kung bakit.
22:08Ay, tumain na kayo!
22:09Ay!
22:10Ay!
22:10Ay!
22:12Si Blanca na ang mag-aalaga dun sa nasuntok ni Manny?
22:17Oo.
22:18Kasi ayaw na ni Ate Ella.
22:20Eh, paano si Jonas?
22:22Sino ang mag-aalaga dun sa bata?
22:24Hindi ako!
22:25Eh!
22:25Hmm?
22:26Paano ako?
22:27Wala na mag-aalaga siya?
22:28Eh!
22:29Ang laki lang mo na.
22:30Ayaw mo.
22:30Hindi, huwag na tayo magkita.
22:32Hindi, sige, sige.
22:33Ganito na lang ha.
22:34Kaya na lang dalawang mag-aalaga kay ano, kay Jonas.
22:36Yan, naman gusto mo.
22:38Kawawa naman si Jonas.
22:39Kawawa naman ang bata.
22:41Kawawa naman ang bata.
22:41Huwag ko na naman!
22:43Hindi mo ako nakukunsa mo sa inyong dalawa, kayo dapat nang sinisinturo ni.
22:46Uh, shh.
22:52Ngh!
22:54Ah!
22:55Eh, doon, eh, doon?
22:57You see the money?
22:58Oo nga!
23:01Ba't, ba't kaya yung tuna ni Lloyd?
23:04Excuse me,
23:06hindi na siya si Lloyd na yun.
23:07From now on, call her Angelina.
23:10Di ba, baby?
23:13Whatever, yaya.
23:19Huwi, huwi ko.
23:20Uwi, huwi ko.
23:21Ay!
23:21Ay!
23:22Ano ba yan? Ano ba ginawa mo?
23:23Diyaba't ginawa mong girl!
23:25Ano ba yan?
23:26Oo nga.
23:27Ang tsaka.
23:28Ano ba kaya?
23:30Ano ba yan?
23:31Dati si Jonas, ngayon, ito naman.
23:34Do you want to be her Yaya?
23:36Ano?
23:37Gusto pa ikaw na na mag-alaga.
23:38Puro kayong kontra eh.
23:40Hindi.
23:42Ako lang at saka si Jonas ang dapat alagaan ni Hannah.
23:45Wala nang iba.
23:46Puro-puro pa naman.
23:47Puro-puro pa naman.
23:48I have a suggestion.
23:52Why not?
23:53Why not?
23:54Why not?
23:56The three of you.
23:59The three of you.
23:59D-Y-Yaya.
24:00The more the barrier.
24:02I will react.
24:03Ano ba yan?
24:04Hindi, hindi, hindi, hindi.
24:06Ako lang at saka si Jonas ang dapat alagaan ni Hannah.
24:09Na wala nang iba.
24:10Please.
24:10Don't go with me standing up.
24:13You do like that.
24:15Yes.
24:15Baga naisip mo.
24:17Taringin na pa yan eh.
24:18Tagal-tagal na niya.
24:19Malagod na yan.
24:24Oh my God.
24:27Bad Angelina.
24:30Loser.
24:31Loser.
24:32Girls, girls, girls, girls.
24:34Una sa lahat.
24:36Hindi dapat kayong dalawa nagbubuhat ang isang barbell.
24:39At saka dapat magsistretching muna kayo.
24:41Bago kayo magbubuhat.
24:42At kailangan naglalagay kayo ng oil.
24:45Oy.
24:46Syempre, kailangan yan.
24:47Para pampainip, pampa gulas.
24:50At saka hindi kayo matas mo.
24:51Oo.
24:52Okay.
24:53Hindi kailalagay ko kayo.
24:55Ay, ay.
24:57As excited ko!
24:59I'm excited.
25:01Sorry, I didn't want to get into it.
25:04Remember that this guy.
25:06Hey! Hey!
25:07Huyan!
25:09Huyan!
25:10Awww.
25:11What are you doing?
25:12What are you doing?
25:14What's the oil doing?
25:15It's been fair to me.
25:18Do you know that this guy?
25:20Do not even know if I can.
25:22Then you will say to Marco.
25:23Marco may not release it.
25:24I will not release it again.
25:27You can only do my workouts.
25:33Ito naman, best friend, isang ibig sabihin niyan ayaw ka ng lagyan.
25:38Eh, hindi naman sa ganoon. Eh, akala ko lang kasi pag naglagay ka ng gamot sa pasma, eh, mapapasma ka
25:44kahit hindi ka pasmado.
25:46Ano ang utak ng pasmado?
25:48Ah, mabuti pa?
25:51Mabuti pa eh, magwarm up na lang tayo dito.
25:54Tapos, ah, maglagayan tayo ng langis sa bango.
25:57Wow.
26:05Oh, Blac, anong ginagawa mo dito?
26:10Angelina wants to see you out?
26:13Angelina?
26:15Mommy...
26:17Did you miss me?
26:19Please kiss me.
26:21Andali, andali, andali.
26:22Why do you think she's so cute?
26:25She's so cute.
26:27You know, everyone's so cute.
26:28Why are you looking like this?
26:30Why are you looking like this?
26:31Why aren't you dating her?
26:34You're a baby.
26:34But now, I'm a baby.
26:36I'm a baby.
26:36You're a baby.
26:37Why are you feeling so cute?
26:38I'm a sure-willing.
26:40I'm a smart neighbor!
26:43Why do you not know this?
26:45Why do you know this?
26:48Why do you're a cute girl?
26:51Why're you so cute?
26:52We are so cute here, and we are still macho.
26:55Macho!
26:56So, let's show you how much we are.
26:59Oh!
27:00Oh!
27:00I want to show you!
27:01I'll show you!
27:02I'll show you!
27:03I'll show you!
27:05Macho!
27:05If you will excuse us, please?
27:08Excuse us!
27:09Show you how macho you are!
27:10Ayan pa lang!
27:12I can't believe it!
27:13I can't believe it!
27:14I can't believe it!
27:15I can't believe it!
27:16Ito ha!
27:16I'll just ask you what you're going to do in the house.
27:19Oh!
27:19Dahil wala kayo sa bahay sa gym lang.
27:21Ayan!
27:22Ready!
27:23Good luck, boys!
27:25He!
27:25He!
27:27He!
27:28He!
27:29He!
27:30He!
27:30He!
27:32He!
27:33He!
27:33He!
27:34He!
27:35He!
27:36He!
27:36He!
27:37He!
27:38He!
27:40He!
27:42He!
27:44He!
27:46He!
27:50He!
27:50Rancho,
27:51there are layers and
27:51a�er! Ah! Ah!
28:03Ah!
28:03Dun�!
28:05Baid
28:06do bak a
28:06ko tila wad? Eh, baka't
28:07ka lumingon?
28:08Hey, ba't ba kasi nakiklalang ka dito?
28:10Alam mo, timplan mo akong juice.
28:12Ano'y juice?
28:13Mango.
28:16Alam nyo kahit kailan taga perwisyo to si Marvy.
28:19Hoy, matigil kayo nga dyan.
28:20Huwag mong awayid si Marvy, no?
28:21Magka pasera sa kanya.
28:23At kung meron man perwisyo dito,
28:24walang iba kundi yan, Lloyd na yan.
28:26Salot siya at perwisyo pa.
28:27Tama ka dyan.
28:28Tingnan mo nangyari sa mga kapalit ko, oh.
28:30Nabalian ng leeg.
28:31Oo, ha.
28:32Perwisyo talaga yun.
28:33Oo, tapos nilaglos pa yung braso ko.
28:38Alam nyo, hindi lang naman kasi yung bata yung problem eh.
28:41Pati yung Yaya Blanca.
28:43Oo, kaya ang dapat dyan, dispatsahin natin yung mga yan.
28:46Oo, si Raul niya kasi kita mo,
28:48ginawa niya ang girl si Lloyd,
28:49pagkatapos ini-spoil niya yung bata.
28:51Pero ano bang gagawin natin?
28:52Aling-aling.
28:54Aling-aling.
28:55Aling-aling.
28:55Aling-aling!
28:56Aling-aling!
28:56Stop!
28:57Aling-aling!
29:00Barbe ka naman!
29:01Tadala!
29:02Ganito.
29:03Tadala!
29:04Ay, may space.
29:05Talaga!
29:08Tapos...
29:08Gagawin natin yun!
29:11Ay!
29:11Ay!
29:16Bakit yun ba kami pinatawag ni Angelina?
29:18Ay!
29:18Hindi, yan si Angelina.
29:20Si Lloyd yan!
29:22Oo!
29:22At kami dito, nagkaisa-isa na.
29:25Napangkasunduan namin.
29:26Ay, yan!
29:26Panta na nangyaya yan!
29:28Oo!
29:29Ano?
29:29Oo nga, oo nga!
29:30Pag-ihiwalayin niyo kami ni Angelina?
29:34Oo!
29:34Pag-ihiwalayin namin kayo.
29:36Alam mo kung bakit?
29:37Kasi lumalala ang situation nito.
29:39At ginawa mo pang babae.
29:41Oo!
29:41Patito, si Junas.
29:43Si Junas!
29:44Pinag-base ng babae.
29:46Oo!
29:47Mahirap yun.
29:47Baka maabiktuhan ang bata.
29:49Hmm?
29:50Hindi naman!
29:51Teka!
29:53Bruha ka!
29:54Mahirig ka pala na yung mga lalaki.
29:55Inayusan mo ng pang babae.
29:57Hindi sana ako nalang inayusan mo.
29:59Okay lang naman sa akin yun.
30:00Alam mo?
30:00Napasikong bongga.
30:01Bongga ka mag-ayos ha.
30:03Sumama ka na sa akin sa parlo.
30:04Halika na ipapasok ka na ng trabaho.
30:05Ako!
30:06Hindi nyo kami pwede pwede.
30:09Hindi pwede!
30:10Ang kaya na nangyayari sa baby sister ko nun.
30:12Baka sa akin!
30:13Ano ba nangyayari sa baby sister mo?
30:16May aksidente kasi siya.
30:17Ha?
30:17Sa nalagaan na mabuti.
30:18Kaya nasalahan mo kasi yun.
30:20Hi, Jason!
30:21Ay!
30:22Ay!
30:23Silina!
30:23Kaya mo pala silang binibiyas ng parang babae dahil sa kapatid mo.
30:27Ayos ka!
30:29Sabi ko naman may something dito kaya dapat kunin ni John si Lloyd.
30:33Ako hindi.
30:33Hindi nyo kami pwedeng paghiwalayin.
30:35Ganito na lang.
30:36Papatayin na lang kita.
30:38Pagkatapos magpapakamatay din ako.
30:41Ano ba yan?
30:42Saan tak...
30:43Grabe na ako yan!
30:44Ha ha ha ha ha!
30:47Ay!
30:47Hindi ako babae no.
30:50Ano?
30:50At hindi naman ako nasisaraan ng tukto.
30:52Ha?
30:52Ano iba mong sabihin?
30:54Hindi ako totoong gato!
30:55Nagbangdab na ako!
30:56Ano ba?
30:59Nagpagdab lang ako na ganito!
31:00Para mga chancing ako kay Ella.
31:01Ha?
31:02Grabe na ma niya!
31:04Oo.
31:05Ang kaya lang.
31:06Grabe na ma niya.
31:06Ay!
31:07Jeffrey!
31:09Dino.
31:10Lloyd, Lloyd!
31:10What's up, Lloyd?
31:11No.
31:13You're normal, huh?
31:14Lloyd, Lloyd!
31:15Lloyd!
31:16You're not really true that you're going to affect me up to my sentence.
31:19You're going to be a bit like that?
31:21You're really, Peter.
31:23Lloyd!
31:24What?
31:24You're going to be a bit like that, no?
31:26Ha?
31:28You said, sir,
31:29all the fights are going to be a bit like that.
31:31Why are you going to be a bit like that?
31:33Ah, that's right.
31:34But you're going to be a bit like that.
31:35You're going to be a bit like that!
31:36Oh!
31:38Oh!
31:40Patuwarin natin siya, pabait naman siya eh.
31:42Kasi nung nadapa si Jonas, eh, tinulungan.
31:45Ganon?
31:46Totoo ba yun?
31:47Is that right, baby?
31:48Sito, quack!
31:57Nung nadapa po siya, tinangap po siya na mataas.
32:01Is that right, baby?
32:04Opo, ay kaya sana,
32:05Maging prince na kayo.
32:09Pwede ba?
32:10Walang kapal niya eh.
32:11Alaka lang, sayo, Bruno.
32:12Jonas!
32:14Jonas!
32:15Jonas!
32:15Sige.
32:19We're prince na tayo, Norman.
32:21No, yung pinulo eh.
32:22Tsaka pwede ba, Hagda lang.
32:26Diba!
32:27Ay!
32:27Ang sleep na mo!
32:28Ah!
32:29Sade!
32:29Pa!
32:30Pa, pa, pa!
32:31Why are you like this?
32:33You're like a fake or old accent.
32:36You're like ok, he's like a fake.
32:37Also, because he's a fake, this is one to me.
32:38Why don't you fake a fake?
32:40No one is a fake, adult.
32:41No one is a fake.
32:42What the hell?
32:43What happened?
32:44What the hell is.
32:45I am home.
32:47It's just a baby.
32:49I have a fake home.
32:52What the hell is that?
32:53What the hell is.
32:55What the hell is that?
33:02Oh, hey.
33:03This is really a good thing.
33:06Ha!
33:07It's a very good thing.
33:08It's a really good thing.
33:10Hehehe.
33:11Especially when I see the beautiful looking ofおい
33:15from a house.
33:16Ha, ha!
33:18But it's really a bad thing.
33:20It's a Ruland, that's it.
33:22Lloyd!
33:23That's right.
33:23It's a weird...
33:24It's a weird...
33:25It's a weird...
33:26It's a weird...
33:27It's a weird...
33:28It's a weird...
33:30It's a weird...
33:32It's a weird...
33:33Yeah, you're such a loser!
33:35You know?
33:36You're a winner?
33:37You know?
33:38You know?
33:40How many times are you going to be a boxing bell?
33:433...
33:435...
33:447...
33:45Text your answer at SMDM
33:48Number of Bells Ring
33:50And send to 4627 for all networks
33:54At ang nanalo last week ay si...
33:57Show me the money!
33:59No money!
34:00No money!
34:03No money!
34:05Show me the money!
34:07No money!
34:08No money!
34:09Show me the money!
34:10Show me the money!
34:13Uli pa ang hayop malapit sa mga tao
34:16Yung kapwa-tao
34:18Laging nagkagulo
34:20Di magkasundo
34:22Ugali di magtagpo
34:24Buti may kapuso
34:26Bukas palagi ang pinto
34:28Show me the money!
34:30Sabi sa akin ni Manny
34:32Nakalimutan ko yung dayalo
34:33At talagang nakapagsak mo ako!
34:43Magaling ka?
34:44Hindi nga masasabihin yan no?
34:46Mamaya pa...
34:47I'll be back.
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