00:00Sometimes I wish I did a little more of my life instead of hanging out in front of places selling
00:04weed and shit.
00:05Snoochie, boochie, noochies.
00:07I am back in a convenience store, but this time I'm here to play a game called Five Things,
00:12where guests will pick five things that will mean something to them.
00:16Dun, dun, dun!
00:17From childhood memories...
00:18This is the thing that when you're a kid you want to buy and your parents aren't buying it for
00:22you.
00:22The things that are weirdly personal.
00:24I think that means the size of my...
00:26This is a good private conversation.
00:28Dad, you're a heart attack victim.
00:30Because you can't drink that much energy drink.
00:32No.
00:33This is the 18th take, kids.
00:35Tasty!
00:36Ah!
00:37Oh, there's a truck.
00:38Fucking Goku, dude.
00:39I look like I'm in a gang.
00:40I don't feel good about this part.
00:42But I'm actually just a nerd.
00:43This was my road trip convenience store snack.
00:47And everyone thought I was disgusting.
00:48Boards!
00:49Whoa!
00:50If you can guess the total price of the five items in your cart,
00:53you could win up to $5 million.
00:56Is production paying for this?
00:57You are not going to give me any money, are you?
00:59I like a good scotch whiskey.
01:01Because I've had trauma in my life.
01:03Sorry, I won't knock over.
01:04Well, I might knock over something.
01:06One, two.
01:06Oh!
01:07My God, I can't believe I'm admitting this on camera.
01:10He's never told that story before.
01:11Are you going to play this game with me?
01:12I love games.
01:13It's time for five things.
01:15Cart!
01:17Fuck, fuck, fuck.
01:18Mother, mother, fuck.
01:19Mother, mother, fuck, fuck.
01:20Okay.
01:21Ahem.
01:21Ahem.
01:22I can't do it!
01:23I can't do it!
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