00:00Ant-Bin face, or I suppose we should say your space grace.
00:03Is that the proper way to refer to you?
00:06I'm going to do a very quick fire.
00:09Oh, good. OK. On the next leaflet, on the next leaflet.
00:12What's your favourite biscuit?
00:14Good question. I mean, everyone gets asked that.
00:17What is this, mum's net?
00:19Yeah, this is the classic, political, it's all the gotchas, all the gotchas.
00:24Yeah, exactly. Well, I'm going to go, the obvious answer is the Jaffa cake,
00:29because is it a cake or is it a biscuit?
00:32I am a unifier, Cleo, and so it doesn't matter,
00:36because I'm from another galaxy,
00:37so I'm bringing the Jaffas into the argument.
00:41How about that? Blowing it wide open.
00:43I like that.
00:45You had a bit of trouble drinking your coffee before we got started,
00:49so here's a two-parter.
00:51The first is, can you confidently eat a bacon sandwich?
00:54And secondly, are you tough enough?
00:57Well, that's excellent questions there.
01:00I know where you're going with it.
01:01Firstly, can I eat a bacon sandwich?
01:03No.
01:04So can I eat it confidently?
01:06No.
01:07Can I laser it and vaporise it and inhale the fumes gaseously?
01:12Yes.
01:13Would that look less weird than Ed Miliband?
01:16Yes.
01:17And am I tough enough?
01:19Hell yes.
01:20I'm tough enough.
01:22Excellent.
01:24That is good.
01:25Your space grace, what's the naughtiest thing you've ever done?
01:29Oh, that's easy.
01:31In fact, I ran through some fields of cyber wheat.
01:36Twice.
01:37Twice?
01:38My goodness.
01:39The space farmers must have been furious.
01:41OK, I've got my last two.
01:43How much is a pint of milk?
01:45Good question.
01:46Depends where you're buying it
01:47and from which animal you are sourcing it.
01:50Nice.
01:51Nicely, nicely dodged.
01:52And finally, a little local question.
01:55Which European town is Clacton twinned with?
01:59Well, I mean, I could say something naughty there, but I won't.
02:04I don't know, actually.
02:05Let's say the Amalfi Coast,
02:08because they're equally beautiful and desirable.
02:10It's a little part.
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