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Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about what things you'd improve in your life based on a percentage scale. Happiness, hotness, income, etc. So, they ask Chat GPT to make them 40% hotter and are shocked at the results.
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00:00New summer life hack, Chuck. Combine America's favorite pick-me-up from 5-Hour Energy Firework Freeze and America's favorite
00:06frozen drink.
00:07That sounds great. I can't wait to try it.
00:10Where's your Slurpee, Chuck?
00:11Oh, I'll take care of that.
00:13Ugh, you can have it.
00:22Imagine if you were recreating yourself in a video game or something and you were given an option to boost
00:27one aspect of your life.
00:31What would you choose? So here are your options, okay?
00:35You get, and it's different percentages.
00:38Okay.
00:39You can be 10% happier, 20% luckier.
00:46You can age 30% slower.
00:50Too late.
00:51You can be 40% hotter.
00:55You can get paid 50% more for your job.
01:00You could be 60% better in any sport.
01:06Oh, boy.
01:07Which one are you choosing?
01:10For me, it's money every time.
01:1250% more money for your job?
01:14Yep.
01:15Yep.
01:15I'm only trying to just make money so when I die, my kids have it.
01:19That's it.
01:20That's it.
01:21That's it.
01:22I don't care about being happy anymore.
01:24What is it?
01:2510% more happy?
01:2610% happier.
01:27That's not enough.
01:29Imagine me 10% more happy.
01:31How much?
01:32Am I coming in here like, no!
01:34No.
01:3510% is nothing.
01:37I don't know if we'd notice a difference.
01:38You wouldn't.
01:39You wouldn't.
01:4110%?
01:42Lisa?
01:43I don't know.
01:43We'll go through them again.
01:4410% happier.
01:4520% luckier.
01:46Aging 30% slower.
01:4840% prettier or hotter.
01:5050% more money for your job.
01:5260% better in any sport.
01:54Probably the aging thing just because of all the health stuff that pops up.
01:57That's like my number two, but like I said, I feel like it's too late for me anyway.
02:01Like, it would have been a lot nicer to do that about four years ago.
02:07Jason?
02:08It's tough.
02:10I want a little bit of everything.
02:12You want 10%?
02:13I want 5% of happiness.
02:15You want 20% of potter.
02:17Yeah.
02:18A little bit of cash.
02:20Yeah.
02:21Well, like even 60% of sports, I'm still not making any leagues.
02:24That's why that one's like, what's that going to do for you?
02:2860%.
02:29I don't know.
02:29Yeah.
02:30Well, have you narrowed it down though?
02:31What are you doing?
02:32I got to take money, I guess.
02:34Okay.
02:34Ryan, would you be a 60% better golfer?
02:39Yeah, I'd probably take the sports.
02:40You would?
02:41Yeah.
02:41Oh, wow.
02:41I think a lot of golfers, like crazy golfers like Ryan would go for that.
02:46Yeah, that or baseball.
02:48Yeah, baseball would have been nice back in the day.
02:51I had a high school baseball dream the other day, which was kind of shocking.
02:56Al Beck, what about you?
02:57I'd go money.
02:58Money?
02:58Money, 50% more money for your job.
03:01Man, those looks.
03:0240%.
03:0340% hotter.
03:03I'd like to see myself 40% hotter.
03:06What does that mean?
03:06I think if you chat GPT'd yourself and said, would they do it, make me 40% hotter?
03:12Probably.
03:13Because if I'm like a model, then give me the looks.
03:17So we'd try.
03:18I probably wouldn't.
03:18Let's just give me the looks.
03:19But here's the thing.
03:19You're a model.
03:20What are you going to do with that?
03:21Picture it, smile, smile, smile.
03:24Oh, no.
03:25I was told I'd take nice pictures.
03:27But Jason, what are you going to do with a modeling career at this point in life, you
03:32know?
03:32Here's one thing.
03:34What?
03:35I'll be an underwear model.
03:36Oh, wow.
03:37So you think hotter means bigger wang?
03:40No.
03:40Just my whole.
03:41It's not just your face.
03:42You can't just have a nice face and the rest of your body isn't improved.
03:46Once again, is it what?
03:4740% hotter?
03:49What's 40% of a four?
03:52Can you make this man 40% more attractive?
03:55Yeah.
03:56You got like, you got my whole face in there?
03:58Yeah.
03:59Let's see.
04:00Come on, male model Jason.
04:03I'm too.
04:04I can't wait to see this.
04:06I know.
04:06It's going to be terrible.
04:09Did it make it?
04:10It looks like you with more of a tan.
04:13Do I have hair?
04:13That's it?
04:14I'll tell you need that.
04:15Go get a tan.
04:17That's all I get for 40%.
04:19This is my point.
04:22I'm not taking that.
04:2340% is not enough.
04:2540% does not change a normal person.
04:29A tan.
04:29It's got to change my beard color.
04:30I don't want to be red.
04:31There's the before.
04:33There's the after.
04:34You just got more of a tan, man.
04:35Give me the cat.
04:38Oh.
04:38Man.
04:40This one made me look even older.
04:41Maybe it brightened up your smile.
04:43Maybe the chat thinks you're fine.
04:46You know?
04:46Maybe that's a compliment.
04:47You're like, you know?
04:48I don't need much.
04:50Exactly.
04:51I don't need to hear that.
04:51You're okay.
04:52I'm already full of myself.
04:54So I'm full of myself, but I hate myself.
04:57It's the weirdest thing.
04:57All at the same time.
04:58Yeah, I know how that goes.
04:59It's just a walking contradiction.
05:01I understand that.
05:03Everyone, that's a fun test to do if you have Chad.
05:05Say, make me 40% more attractive.
05:07No.
05:07Let's see what it does.
05:09It didn't do anything to me either.
05:11So it's just like one of those weird.
05:14You did it for yourself?
05:15Yeah, it's just, and I look, it didn't change anything.
05:20That's my point.
05:2140%, if I'm a four right now, what is like getting an extra two,
05:27like bumping yourself to a five and a half?
05:30That's not enough, baby.
05:32I want to go to an eight.
05:34I got to get that eight, nine.
05:3740% of what you already are is not that much.
05:41Right.
05:42Yeah, 40% is like almost half looking, half better looking.
05:46That's what I'm saying.
05:46So you're a four.
05:47You're a four.
05:49Half a four is two, but it's not quite half.
05:52It's almost a two.
05:53So now you're a six.
05:54Now you're a six, five and a half.
05:56Not worth it.
05:57That's not worth it.
05:59No.
05:59Someone made a good point.
06:00What?
06:0150% more money would make them 10% more happy.
06:05So that's.
06:06So picking one could get you a couple.
06:08Yeah.
06:08That's how I feel about it.
06:0950% more money could make you 20% hotter to some people.
06:13That's true.
06:14It's 100% true.
06:15Right?
06:15Yeah.
06:17Send me that pick.
06:17The wrong kind of people.
06:18You want that pick?
06:19Yeah.
06:19I got to hit the tanning booth.
06:21It looks pretty good.
06:21I'm going for it.
06:22I can attain 40%.
06:24Yes, you can.
06:24That's all I need to do.
06:27Watch out, Jesse.
06:30He joins a tanning booth club, whatever they're called.
06:34Are they still around?
06:34I don't know.
06:35Yeah, I think so.
06:36Oh, yeah.
06:37Or you could just go outside.
06:39Yeah, you could go outside.
06:41What did America choose?
06:4437% would take more money.
06:46Mm-hmm.
06:4723% amazingly would be 20% luckier.
06:51Well, because they think that the luck thing is going to work out for them, which that just
06:55goes to show.
06:5717% would be 40% hotter.
07:0115% would want to age 30% slower.
07:055% would want to be 10% happier.
07:09Only 3% would pick 60% better at a sport.
07:13I also asked Chad to do us 40% hotter.
07:17Yeah.
07:18They gave you makeup?
07:19Looks like they put makeup on.
07:20I gave some.
07:21They do.
07:21Like, well, that's the before.
07:23Okay.
07:24And that's the after.
07:25That's what I mean.
07:26Like, it's not really.
07:27They tan you, and they whiten your teeth.
07:28That's really what it is.
07:31You know, I purposely chose, like, a photo where I look like a complete insane person.
07:38And then it just.
07:40Oh, God.
07:40It's not really going to do it.
07:42And then it just did this.
07:44It's like nothing.
07:45It's just like, yeah, no, you're still old.
07:47You're still old.
07:48You're still fat.
07:51You're still ugly.
07:51I just sent you your hot picture, Jason, so you should masturbate to it later.
07:55Oh, my God.
07:56That's so wild.
07:57That is wild.
07:58That is wild and not unexpected from you.
08:01All right.
08:02Send it to me, too.
08:04They're going to masturbate to it later.
08:06That's not bad.
08:08It made my beard nicer.
08:09It did darken my beard.
08:10Did it?
08:11Yeah.
08:11Yeah, it did.
08:12Yeah, it changed my beard, too.
08:12Just a couple tweaks.
08:14That's a couple.
08:14That's all it takes to be 40% hotter.
08:16Get a tan.
08:17What's the point?
08:18Maybe groom yourself a bit.
08:19That's the point.
08:20All sorts of listeners are trying this, and they're saying the same thing.
08:23It just gives them a tan and whitens their teeth.
08:25Yeah.
08:25You should say, like, with plastic surgery, you know, and see if it changes, like, your
08:31facial structure.
08:33Because I think that's, like, 40% hotter.
08:36Right.
08:36It'd be, like.
08:37Changing things.
08:38Increasing the jaw.
08:39I've asked it to make you more attractive with plastic surgery.
08:42Oh, I can't wait.
08:44I've asked it now to make me model hot.
08:47Model hot.
08:48Yes.
08:48So, we'll see.
08:51I can't be model hot.
08:52Look at this.
08:53He's pretty model hot.
08:54Oh, my God.
08:55I haven't seen that in 14 years.
08:57The guy is gorgeous.
08:57It was hiding over here.
08:58Oh, yeah.
09:00You're on the company newsletter.
09:02Oh, God.
09:03Is this you as model hot?
09:04This is model hot.
09:06Wow.
09:06Okay.
09:07That's, once again, I'm just fat with a huge neck.
09:10I've seen a Carhartt model look like that.
09:12Well, that's the thing.
09:13I think that's what they're after.
09:14They're like, okay, well, you're a big and tall guy.
09:18I think the chat thing doesn't want to offend you, too.
09:22That's probably right.
09:23Because what you have to say, I mean, the problem is it knows your photo.
09:26It probably knows that that's me.
09:28But it would be like, this is my friend.
09:33And I want you to do this to my friend.
09:35And then it will just do.
09:37Oh, it's definitely different now.
09:39Let me see.
09:40It's definitely different.
09:42Plastic surgery.
09:43Plastic surgery, Jason.
09:45Oh, wow.
09:46Yeah.
09:47Look at that.
09:48Who's that?
09:49At least she just gave him her number.
09:51Who's that guy?
09:52Well, you know what it is, though.
09:53Is that the guy from The Gentleman?
09:54It's the beard's trim down in that.
09:57That's all it takes, huh?
09:58That's all it takes.
09:59Trim your beard down.
10:00I'm so...
10:01I wouldn't do anything with it.
10:02Use plastic surgery.
10:05Yeah.
10:06There you go.
10:07Whoa, what?
10:08That's a...
10:08That's you.
10:09That's you with a lot of changes.
10:12That's you, man.
10:12This is sad.
10:14Sad.
10:14Yeah.
10:15Well, think about it.
10:16This is kind of what some of these rich people have done.
10:19Yeah.
10:19They're not even themselves anymore.
10:21So it makes sense.
10:22That's what all the Kardashians did.
10:23Yeah.
10:23I feel bad about myself.
10:25It does?
10:26Yeah.
10:26It's like, this is what you could look like.
10:30See, that's why they don't do that.
10:32Yeah.
10:33It's like, this is a hot guy.
10:34Well, you look like the guy from The Gentleman in there, so that's not bad in that photo,
10:38but...
10:38What the hell?
10:40Oh, my goodness gracious.
10:41Are you going to get plastic surgery?
10:43He's booking an appointment.
10:44I mean, you see this guy?
10:46I'd give this guy to my number.
10:47When you say plastic surgery, it cuts your beard.
10:50Oh, yeah.
10:51Oh, funny.
10:51That's what it does.
10:53It changed my whole face.
10:54Whole face.
10:55I'd give this guy my number.
10:58Look at that, dude.
11:01What if you looked like that?
11:02I'd be unstoppable.
11:04I'd be literally unstoppable.
11:06Wow.
11:07You guys would hate me.
11:08I don't know.
11:08They have made me a strongman competition person somehow.
11:14Yeah, you've got like the physique of the rock there from the neck down.
11:17That's what it's done.
11:18I really like the beards trimmed, guys.
11:20Well, I'm almost there.
11:23I'm almost there.
11:24I did the same for us in that other photo.
11:25It gave me like Regis Philbin's teeth.
11:28Yes.
11:29Nice.
11:32Yes.
11:33Well, mine are also...
11:35Wow.
11:36That is weird.
11:36They really have fixated.
11:37They were like, these two guys don't need a lot of change, but boy, their teeth could
11:41be as bright as the sun.
11:43They've got to go for teeth whitening.
11:45Yeah.
11:45Holy cow.
11:47Get some whitening strips or something, guys, I guess.
11:49Yeah.
11:50Yeah.
11:50Maybe they'll get those new jibs.
11:52I've been thinking about it ever since Ryan talked about it.
11:56Let's go, dude.
11:57I'm going tomorrow.
11:59Oh, that's right, yeah.
12:00Oh, yeah.
12:01Getting that tooth fixed.
12:02What are you doing?
12:02You still looking at that picture of yourself?
12:04He's fixed.
12:06Okay, so when you're looking at him, can you see a bit of yourself in him at all?
12:11Not really.
12:12Oh, okay.
12:13He's a completely different person.
12:14I'm like, this is a hot guy.
12:16Right.
12:17That's what it is.
12:18Yeah.
12:18Chad GPT was like, you'd have to change everything.
12:21Yeah, I mean, similar facial structure, but that's about it.
12:25Yeah, to me, you look like a tennis pro or like a...
12:29Aw.
12:31Don't feel bad, man.
12:32No, it's like the tan, I think.
12:34It's like you're always out in the sun.
12:35There's regular Jason.
12:36Oh.
12:37There's plastic.
12:38That's nice.
12:40I mean, that's...
12:41Oh, man.
12:43Well, I'm ugly.
12:45No.
12:46I think what we learned, you just have to trim your beard up a bit.
12:49Let's get a little tan.
12:51That's it.
12:52Time to go cry in the car for a while.
12:53I get it.
12:54No.
12:55It's tough.
12:55Life is tough.
12:56You don't ever really see it right in front of your face like that.
12:59No.
13:01It's all right, man.
13:02Trim our beard, Lisa says.
13:04Trim our beard.
13:05I have to change my bones.
13:07My whole facial surgery.
13:08That's what I...
13:09But people are doing it.
13:10This is what people are doing.
13:11That's what people get done.
13:12That's what we asked.
13:12Plastic surgery.
13:13It wasn't realistic.
13:14What if I just showed up like that?
13:16One day.
13:16Got to take six months, all right?
13:17No, that's it.
13:18Like Christmas vacation.
13:19He comes back with a whole new face.
13:21Oh, my God.
13:23He's mogging in here.
13:24Oh, because we'd be like, who's this guy?
13:25Yeah.
13:25Did they fire Jason and hire someone new?
13:27Yeah.
13:27And I was like, no, dude, that's Jason.
13:29He went to Turkey.
13:30They got to change your voice, dude.
13:32Yes.
13:32Oh, yeah.
13:33I don't know how I'll sound.
13:35You got to look like that.
13:36You got to change your laugh, too, then.
13:38Why?
13:39What's wrong with my laugh?
13:41I need a 40% better laugh.
13:43I don't know.
13:45It's all good.
13:46Just be happy with what you got.
13:48That's what you got to do.
13:49Well, that's all we really can do.
13:50These are fun.
13:51Yeah, absolutely.
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