00:00Good afternoon, weary travellers!
00:02Hi! Hello!
00:02Welcome to the historic Lothian Gate Farm State.
00:05Wow! It's bloody gorgeous!
00:07I've arrived in a convoy, huh queen?
00:09It's an idyllic paradise for discerning travellers such as yourselves.
00:13Tell me about your new job!
00:15Congrats, by the way.
00:16The boys always beat this, but I genuinely reckon I sharted.
00:20Right.
00:21Now, as your experienced curator, I will be on hand 24-7
00:24to ensure your stay with us is luxurious, tranquil and above all extraordinary.
00:30To these three incredible, resplendent birthday girls,
00:34I hope that this weekend is everything that you want it to be.
00:43You've never called me resplendent.
00:45What?
00:46You were looking directly at her as you said it.
00:48My eyes were moving around the room as I spoke.
00:50You're so calculated.
00:52What?
00:53Your friend Claire is sexy.
00:55You like her?
00:58God, I wish she was in here with us now.
01:04So, uh, this is staff accommodation then, is it?
01:07It's our home.
01:08That poor family.
01:09I imagine they need staff on site 24-7.
01:11Like, it's not part of the resort.
01:16You know, sometimes I wish you weren't so conciliatory.
01:18Well, then I'll be less conciliatory, if that's what you want.
01:21Oh, that's not what I want.
01:23So, what do you want?
01:27I'm just trying to engage in good faith in your birthday weekend, big guy.
01:33Happy birthday to you.
01:36Well, despite all of that, it's been an incredible few days.
01:45Finally, some honesty with some really lovely people.
01:50Hey!
01:52Go down!
01:54Happy birthday, Karen.
01:56Go down, go down!
01:57Mann!
01:57Don't go down, win!
01:59Go the other side.
02:01No, no.
02:02Oh, no, no, no.
02:05I like fun time.
02:07I like fun time.
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