00:00If you could choose a place to go on a date, what would you pick?
00:03Ice cream.
00:04No, not ice cream or coffee or drinks, something else, like an activity.
00:09I'm not good at this, like, dating thing, that's why I hired you.
00:11I don't know what activities count.
00:16I hate these things, man.
00:17These pre-made prompts are so dumb.
00:19Susan thinks that you should join a grief support group.
00:22You don't have to share anything, just get a match and ask for their number.
00:27Can I see your dating profile?
00:28Not yet.
00:29I'll spruce it up for you.
00:32Logan, you just got a match.
00:34Oh, what do I do? What do I do? What do I do?
00:36Condoms.
00:36Ask her out.
00:37I have Magnum, I have Trojan.
00:39Sorry I'm late. I just came from karate class.
00:45What's wrong with your hands?
00:47Your hands are super tall.
00:52I have a genetic skin condition.
00:54It's called ichthyosis, so my hands, actually my whole body.
00:58Your hands are so dry.
01:00It builds up. It doesn't shed well, so it builds up these scales.
01:03But then there's also, like, these little pieces that kind of fall off and leave trails of skin.
01:09Actually, now I think about it, I could never be a serial killer because I would just leave.
01:13I'm sorry, I'm going to go.
01:20You're an architect. How do you like that?
01:22It's fine.
01:22I'm working on an affordable housing project.
01:25It's got a...
01:25We're working on a new luxury high rise.
01:27Does it have, like, an infinity pool on top?
01:30Of course it does.
01:31Of course it does.
01:31Are you kidding me?
01:31I am not here to date.
01:33I'm here because you dragged me.
01:34Yeah, I dragged you to get laid.
01:36Not to find clients.
01:37You can do that at the coffee shop.
01:40I don't know how to date anymore.
01:41Maybe I'm just covered in bug spray that's, like, woman repellent.
01:46Honestly, I've only ever...
01:48Really prickly.
01:51You're a gym bro.
01:52I don't want to be sexy.
01:53Yes, you do.
01:53Not anymore.
01:54Look at this, look at this.
01:55Look at the guns.
01:56Myself sucks.
01:58Your self-esteem sucks, now shush.
02:02Okay, I have this one client who's just a little bit tricky and he's funny and he's smart.
02:07I just, I cannot find the right match for him.
02:11And you had a date last night.
02:12How'd that go?
02:13Did that make a good date?
02:14Is that an activity?
02:15It is.
02:16Really well.
02:17She invited herself over.
02:19You want me to help me find a place where you can hang this up?
02:22In your apartment.
02:23Baby naked.
02:26Great presentation, Logan.
02:28Too bad no one cares about that little kits project.
02:30Ah, kill me.
02:30That was really funny but harsh.
02:31You know, no, you're just riding along and you never get a red shell when you need a red shell.
02:35You know, you get a worthless banana and then a blue shell comes from out of nowhere to blow it
02:39all up.
02:39Shrek didn't set out to find love, Logan.
02:42He set out on this big journey to rescue a princess for another man.
02:45All so he could get his peaceful swamp bag.
02:48You gotta find your swamp.
02:52Let's get down to business.
02:53To defeat the Huns.
02:56Huh?
02:57There's a joke.
02:58You're funny.
02:59I'm marking it down.
03:00Get down to business.
03:03I'm hanging out.
03:03There's a joke.
03:03I love you too.
03:03I'm ecstasy.
03:04Eğer you come to win.
03:04You brought that up cool.
03:04You go誕ller yourself.
03:04Now, first of all you can t and partner me ecclerily.
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