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After Jerry admits that he and George sometimes feel like they're not "real men," Kramer responds with a hilariously bleak take on married life. From asking permission to use the bathroom to mandatory dinner conversations, Kramer paints marriage as a sentence nobody should volunteer for on Seinfeld.

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00:00Let me clue you in on something.
00:01There isn't.
00:06There isn't.
00:08Absolutely not.
00:09I mean, what are you thinking about, Jerry?
00:11Marriage? Family?
00:14Well...
00:14The prisons!
00:17Man-made prisons!
00:18You're doing time!
00:20You get up in the morning, she's there.
00:22You go to sleep at night, she's there.
00:24It's like you gotta ask permission to...
00:26to use the bathroom.
00:28Is it all right if I use the bathroom?
00:32Yeah, and you can forget about watching TV while you're eating.
00:37I can?
00:37Oh, yeah!
00:40You know what?
00:41Because it's dinner time.
00:43And you know what you do at dinner?
00:45What?
00:45You talk about your day.
00:48How was your day today?
00:49Did you have a good day today or a bad day today?
00:51Well, what kind of day was it?
00:52Well, I don't know. How about you? How was your day?
00:56It's sad, Jerry.
00:57It's a sad state of affairs.
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