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00:01:32And this here's Hazard County's finest, Sheriff Roscoe P. Coltrane.
00:01:39Finest, in the loosest sense of the word, that is.
00:01:43When I catch you, Dukes, you're going to spend your jail time waxing my patrol car.
00:01:49That's right. Two coats of wax.
00:01:52Hold on, Flash. Daddy's going to get them Dukes.
00:01:55I love it. I love it.
00:01:58Looks like Enos decided to join today's parade.
00:02:04As Roscoe's right-hand man, Enos Strait gives hope to anyone, trying to make a fast getaway from Hazard's law
00:02:13enforcement.
00:02:14I'm sorry, Sheriff.
00:02:16Enos, you dipstick.
00:02:18Toss them on a gun bus, Sheriff.
00:02:20I sure hope I didn't put you in too right of a mood.
00:02:22Oh, you lug nut.
00:02:24The only mood I'm in is one for catching them Dukes boys.
00:02:30We just won us a major race.
00:02:32We got Hazard's finest chasing us, and my head's still doing donuts over the size of this here trophy.
00:02:36What do you think, Cuzz?
00:02:47All right, you Dukes. Pull it on over.
00:02:51Oh, Flash.
00:02:52You mean those Dukes, you know what that means?
00:02:55Boss Hog will fire me, and that means no more dogging up north for you.
00:02:59Woo-hoo!
00:03:03We need to keep going straight.
00:03:10Just your average Hazard County day, I reckon.
00:03:15Go left, Bo.
00:03:19Go left, Bo.
00:03:36I'm sorry, Sheriff, but they're going to fool you all over.
00:03:41We need to keep going straight.
00:03:43We need to keep going straight.
00:03:49We need to keep going straight in.
00:03:50We need to keep going straight.
00:03:50Go.
00:04:03Woop.
00:04:05No?
00:04:09Go.
00:04:10Go.
00:04:10Go.
00:04:11Gun.
00:04:12Go.
00:04:12Go.
00:04:12Go.
00:04:14Folks, now this would be a good time to catch your breath.
00:05:08I need to keep going straight.
00:05:28I need to keep going straight.
00:06:01Go left, Bo.
00:06:08Go, sweet home.
00:06:26First place, Uncle Jesse.
00:06:28Not too bad, huh?
00:06:29Never any doubt in my mind that you boys could do it.
00:06:34I guess I should set a couple extra places at the table.
00:06:38Sounds like Roscoe and Enos have worked up quite an appetite.
00:06:44Mr. Duke, that was the best breakfast I've ever had.
00:06:47Well, hello there. Howdy, miss.
00:06:50Boys, this here's Melanie Shaw.
00:06:53She's with the geology people up at the State University.
00:06:58They're on a field trip here in Hazard looking for...
00:07:03All right, I got you now.
00:07:06Enos, cuff them Duke boys and stuff them for speeding and reckless driving.
00:07:11Roscoe, show some manners. We got company.
00:07:15I do, ma'am.
00:07:21Hey, Daisy.
00:07:23Hey, everybody.
00:07:24No one told me we're having a party this early.
00:07:27Welcome back, boys.
00:07:29Well, hi. Hi there.
00:07:31I'm Daisy.
00:07:32Daisy Duke.
00:07:34Melanie Shaw.
00:07:35Say, have we met before?
00:07:38No, I don't think so.
00:07:39I was just telling the boys here that Melanie is with the State University on a geology field trip here
00:07:47in Hazard.
00:07:48Yes, we're doing a survey for possible petroleum-based pockets under Hazard County.
00:07:53Petroleum-based? You mean oil?
00:07:55It's really just a part of a routine study we're conducting here in Hazard.
00:07:59Oil on Uncle Jesse's farm? Well, if that don't beat all.
00:08:03Hold on there a minute. Like Miss Shaw said, it's too early to say. And that goes for you too,
00:08:11Roscoe.
00:08:12Say, this geology stuff sounds fun. You need any help?
00:08:15I am a whiz when it comes to rocks.
00:08:17Yeah, well, you can break the big rocks into little ones at the state pen. Enos!
00:08:23I'm sure I'm sorry about this, fellas. Congratulations on your trophy. You're mighty pretty.
00:08:27Well, here you go, Enos. Why don't you hold it for us for a second?
00:08:30Sure, Bo.
00:08:34Enos! Watch what you're...
00:08:37Enos!
00:08:38Sure was nice meeting you, Miss Shaw.
00:08:45Daisy, why don't you give Melanie here a two or a hazard?
00:08:49Oh, that would be great. I do have to meet my associates downtown later, though.
00:08:54That's no problem at all. I'll be happy to drop you off.
00:08:58Now, are you sure we haven't met before?
00:09:00I'm sure.
00:09:10Hold on to your britches. Here we go.
00:09:16Hope I didn't rattle you too much, Melanie.
00:09:19Not at all. This is fun.
00:09:22I suppose you don't get a chance to do much off-road driving out here, do you?
00:09:26Are you kidding me? In Hazard County, off-road driving is a favorite pastime.
00:09:31Well, how about showing me some while you give me the tour?
00:09:33Alright, but you gotta hold on tight now, okay?
00:09:44I'd better go left.
00:09:54I'd better go left.
00:10:13I'd better go right.
00:10:14I'd better go right.
00:10:28I'd better go.
00:10:28I'd better go.
00:10:29You're not okay.
00:10:30You'll be right back.
00:10:35Tell me.
00:10:42I'll be right back.
00:10:44Whatever's going on.
00:10:44I'll be right back.
00:10:44No.
00:10:44No.
00:10:44No.
00:10:50What's going on?
00:10:55I'd better go right.
00:11:01I'd better go right.
00:11:03Yee-haw!
00:11:06If only Bowman could've seen that!
00:11:12I'd better keep going straight.
00:11:21I'd better go left.
00:11:26I'd better keep going straight.
00:11:41I'd better go left.
00:11:45I'd better go left.
00:11:52I'd better keep going straight.
00:11:59I'd better keep going straight.
00:12:06Maybe I'll hang on.
00:12:10I'd better go right.
00:12:19I'd better go right.
00:12:39I'd better keep going straight.
00:12:41I'd better keep going straight.
00:12:43Here's good ol' downtown happening.
00:12:46I'd better go left.
00:12:52I'd better go right.
00:13:11I'd better keep going straight.
00:13:13I'd better keep going straight.
00:13:15I'd better keep going straight.
00:13:23Here we go.
00:13:24Hold on to your britches.
00:13:26Here we go.
00:13:40These are my assistants, Johnny Robb and Billy Ben.
00:13:44This is Daisy Duke.
00:13:45She was nice enough to give me a tour.
00:13:47Now, I don't know about you, but if this is what a geologist looks like,
00:13:51I'd hate to be a rock.
00:13:54Well, it was nice meeting you.
00:13:55Thanks again, Daisy.
00:13:57Nice meeting you, miss.
00:14:01You don't think she recognized us, do you?
00:14:04Not at all.
00:14:05Don't you worry.
00:14:07By the time we're out of here, Daisy Duke will be spending the next few years in a jail cell,
00:14:11along with those cousins of hers, and we'll be rich.
00:14:15Let's go.
00:14:15Now.
00:14:18Breaker one, breaker one.
00:14:20Might be crazy, but I ain't done crazy.
00:14:23Cooter coming at you.
00:14:24Hey, lost sheep you got your ears on?
00:14:27Reading you loud and clear, Cooter.
00:14:29Well, I'm out here at Miss Tisdale's working on her motorcycle, and I'm missing some parts,
00:14:33and I'm pretty sure they're on my work bench back at the garage.
00:14:43We read your Cooter, we swing by the garage, grab the parts, and bring them all out to you.
00:14:48The sooner the better, y'all, Miss Tisdale's got to finish her mail route by noon.
00:14:52We'll get a move on now.
00:14:53We'll see you in a little bit.
00:14:54You boys are aces in my butt.
00:14:57Look here now, I'm crazy Cooter, I'm down, I'm gone!
00:15:29Go left, Bo.
00:15:32Go right, Bo.
00:15:39Hey, that's a cute duck-boy now.
00:15:43Oh, okay!
00:15:56We need to keep going straight.
00:16:04Use of the Coltrane!
00:16:26We need to get much better than this.
00:16:45Go left, Boat.
00:16:52Go right, Boat.
00:16:56If a tree falls across a road in Hazard County, and there's no ramp for miles around, can the General
00:17:04Lee still make it?
00:17:10Well, if that don't be all...
00:17:21We need to keep going straight.
00:17:25Downtown Hazard.
00:17:28We need to keep going straight.
00:17:31Now that's gonna go down in history as one of our finest stunts.
00:17:35We need to keep going straight.
00:17:37I'll run and get them pirates. You keep the motor running, cuz.
00:17:41We need to keep going straight.
00:17:46Next stop, Miz Tisdales.
00:18:07We need to keep going straight.
00:18:12We need to keep going straight.
00:18:27We need to keep going straight.
00:18:27Let's keep going straight.
00:18:31You're gonna wanna hang a left up here.
00:18:34There's nothing like a good old jump to get you going.
00:18:39You're gonna wanna hang a left up here.
00:18:42There's Ms. Tisdale's.
00:18:55Law sheep to Bo, Pete. Law sheep to Bo, Pete.
00:18:57Are you out there, Daisy?
00:18:59Go ahead, Bo.
00:19:01We need a favor.
00:19:02Okay. What is it?
00:19:04We're over here at Ms. Tisdale's and her motorcycle broke down
00:19:07and Cooter's having some trouble with the replacement parts.
00:19:09She could sure use some help with the mail.
00:19:11Let me just guess.
00:19:13She doesn't want to ride with y'all, does she?
00:19:15I'm a-hop and a-skit from there.
00:19:17So I'll see you in a little bit, Bo.
00:19:26Okay, Mr. Tisdale, I'm gonna try and take it nice and easy down the road.
00:19:30Easy. Nothing.
00:19:31Step on it, Daisy.
00:19:36I'd better go left.
00:19:39I'd better go right.
00:19:46I'd better go left.
00:20:05I'd better keep going straight.
00:20:15I'd better keep going straight.
00:20:18I'd better go right.
00:20:19I'd better go right.
00:20:26Weeeee!
00:20:31Are you okay, Ms. Tisdale?
00:20:33Never better, Daisy.
00:20:34I'd better go left.
00:20:36I concur with you, Daisy.
00:20:39Nothing but you will have to do on the road than the road safe.
00:20:48I'd better keep going straight.
00:20:55Crazy!
00:21:00That's the last one, Daisy.
00:21:02Drop me off to the post office if you would.
00:21:10I'd better keep going straight.
00:21:27I'd better keep going straight.
00:21:35I'd better keep going straight.
00:21:43I'd better go left.
00:21:47I'd better keep going straight.
00:21:58Crazy Cooter, the whole piece.
00:22:00Daisy, you out there?
00:22:01I read you loud and clear, Cooter.
00:22:04Look, before you run off, drop by the garage.
00:22:07I got a little surprise for you.
00:22:11Now, if that ain't a sight for sore eyes...
00:22:16Cooter! Oh! The Roadrunner!
00:22:18Well, I've been working on it, getting replacement parts here and there for a right good while now.
00:22:24I thought it'd be a nice 4th of July surprise.
00:22:27Oh, Cooter, thank you! Thank you so much!
00:22:30I'm gonna drive it over to the boar's nest right now.
00:22:33Good. I can do that engine work on Dixie then.
00:22:41Roscoe and Enos never could maneuver a bend in a road to you.
00:22:51Wouldn't you just know it, a Samaritan?
00:22:54Now, whether it's a good kind or a bad kind, there's anyone's guess.
00:23:02Oil on the Duke's farm?
00:23:04Now, anyone with half cents would know that the possibility of oil on Uncle Jesse's farm was about as rare
00:23:13as a 500-pound possum.
00:23:17Roscoe, get this little lady a chair.
00:23:19Ms. Shaw, I believe we should talk business.
00:23:23You know, I own the mortgage on the Duke's farm.
00:23:27I had a feeling, what with you being the most powerful and influential man here in Hazard County.
00:23:33I'd be willing to help you get what you want, if you'd be willing to do something for me.
00:23:39And what's that?
00:23:40Well, I heard that you might know where the Mean Green Machine is located.
00:23:45Did she say Mean Green Machine?
00:23:48The Mean Green Machine?
00:23:51Never heard of it.
00:23:52Have you, Roscoe?
00:23:54Well, of course I have.
00:23:55I mean, no.
00:23:57Nope.
00:23:58No.
00:23:58Never heard of it.
00:24:00Boss, I thought we were becoming friends here.
00:24:03I just wanted to see the infamous Mean Green Machine.
00:24:07I've heard so much about it and how you were the genius behind it.
00:24:11All it took was for Melanie batting her baby blues and flattering Boss Hogg a little more,
00:24:18and...
00:24:19Of course, you'll prove for certain there really is oil on Uncle Jesse's farm.
00:24:25Not that I don't believe a pretty little thing like you.
00:24:29With the 4th of July race approaching, the boys and Cooter wanted to give the General a test run on
00:24:35the track of the Hazard County Paragon.
00:24:46Let's see what the General can do here.
00:24:53Woo!
00:24:54It don't get much better than that.
00:25:04That was so pretty we oughta frame it and put it up on the wall down at the garage.
00:25:17You best hold on tight back here, Cooter.
00:25:41Yeah, but I think y'all need to put a pillow back here.
00:26:00That was so pretty we oughta frame it and put it up on the wall down at the garage.
00:26:05Woo!
00:26:06Woo!
00:26:06It don't get much better than that.
00:26:35Wooye!
00:26:35It don't get much better than that.
00:26:37Now it's still good for me.
00:26:41About the time Boss Hogg was leaving with Melanie, Daisy showed up.
00:26:47Like any true Duke, her suspicions were raised at the sight of Melanie and her men riding with the likes
00:26:52of Boss Hogg and Roscoe.
00:26:54And like any true Duke, she just had to see what they were up to.
00:27:05I should see what Boss and that Melanie girl are up to, but I better keep my distance.
00:27:38Oh my gosh, I can't even get her back, but that's a good one.
00:27:43I don't know.
00:27:43I don't know if he is going to be in the back, so I'm going to take her back.
00:27:47I'm going to go back to the back of the game.
00:27:48I'm going to go back to the back of the game.
00:28:05I can't watch. You folks let me know how this turns out.
00:28:27Now why are they going out to Boggy Swamp?
00:28:33There's Boggy Swamp. More like Creepy Swamp if you ask me.
00:29:05I'll see you next time.
00:29:21The Mean Green Machine. Looks like Boss Hog's had a little work done.
00:29:27For those of you who don't remember the last couple of times old Boss Hog unleashed this thing on Hazard
00:29:34County, just remember this. The last one to head for the hills is a rotten egg.
00:29:40You and your friends are more than welcome to inspect the insides. But first, I'd like to know a little
00:29:48more about the oil in Uncle Jesse's field.
00:29:50I've drawn a rough map to show you the exact location. Go see for yourself.
00:29:59The Mean Green Machine!
00:30:06Uh-huh. I saw that too.
00:30:14With that little toy, you boys could clear out any bank or gold reserve this side of the Mississippi. Or
00:30:21level an entire county like Hazard.
00:30:23Robbing banks in reserves is the only reason I signed on for this in the first place.
00:30:39How sweet. Here we were planning to go find Daisy and snatch her up. And she was kind enough to
00:30:46come right to us.
00:30:48I know you. It's about time. I was worried you'd have me pegged at your uncle's place.
00:30:55Missy Law! But you should be-
00:30:57In jail? We'll have time to talk about that later. Right now. I have to make you pay for ruining
00:31:04my life.
00:31:06You know, people used to say she and I could have been twins.
00:31:11What do you think?
00:31:12Some things never change.
00:31:14Oh, they're gonna change in a big way. Starting with Daisy Duke going to jail for bank robbery. Tie her
00:31:21up. I'll be back in a little while.
00:31:26Whoa! What's Daisy in such a hurry for?
00:31:30Something's wrong. Let's catch up.
00:31:38Something's wrong.
00:31:40All right.
00:31:47Step on it, Bo. She's getting away.
00:31:51Hang on, cousin.
00:32:05What has gotten into her?
00:32:11Lost sheep to Bo Peep. Lost sheep to Bo Peep.
00:32:14Daisy, slow down.
00:32:21I don't like the looks of this at all.
00:32:28Lost sheep to Bo Peep. Lost sheep to Bo Peep.
00:32:31Daisy, slow down.
00:32:34Lost sheep to Bo Peep.
00:32:34Lost sheep to Bo Peep.
00:32:39Looks like she's ignoring us.
00:32:51This don't look good at all.
00:32:56Hang on, cousin.
00:33:21Nice driving, cuz.
00:33:40I'm sorry, fellas, but since Chef Roscoe and I was chasing y'all this morning for speedin'
00:34:03Enos, do you copy? This is an all-points bulletin.
00:34:07Yes, sir. This is Enos here.
00:34:09Enos, keep an eye out for Daisy Duke. You see her again, you arrest her for a bank robbery.
00:34:15What?
00:34:15Daisy robbed the bank? I don't believe it.
00:34:18And arrest those Duke boys, too. They were probably eatin' and abettin' somehow.
00:34:24Yes, sir, Sheriff. This is Deputy Enos Strait. Over and out. Gee, bitch. I just can't believe Daisy would rob
00:34:30a bank.
00:34:31You know better than that, Enos. Daisy never robbed a bank. Not even if she was forced to gunpoint. We've
00:34:37gotta find her.
00:34:38Well, I'm sorry, boys. Chef Roscoe said I had to arrest y'all. We'll get all this sorted out. Until
00:34:43then, y'all have to go to jail. Wait a minute!
00:34:45Enos, we ain't got time to get arrested. We're goin' to find Daisy.
00:35:02Hey, I think those are the Roadrunners' tracks. And it looks like they're headed towards Boggy Swamp. Let's check it
00:35:09out. I'd sure like to find Daisy before Roscoe and Enos do.
00:35:18Rise and shine. I don't know what you're up to. But you're not gettin' away with it, Missy.
00:35:24Daisy, honey, I've already gotten away with it. Boys, Miss Daisy Duke is a wanted bank robber.
00:35:32It's them Duke boys. So long, Daisy. Good seeing you.
00:35:47I sure am glad to see you, boys. What's this about a bank robber? Missy Law is what it's about.
00:35:55Missy Law? I thought she was in jail. She's passin' herself off as Melanie Shaw.
00:36:01Missy Law? I think you're okay, flyin'. Don't worry about me, sugar. I'll keep up.
00:36:08Go right, Bo.
00:36:13Hey, Dynamite Air. It's just what I needed.
00:36:16Keep goin' straight, Bo.
00:36:25Go right, Bo.
00:36:27Go right, Bo.
00:36:28Oh, get your scooter. My name is a wolf.
00:36:30Oh, be cool, Craig.
00:36:33Just pull over, fellas. Come on, now.
00:36:35Yes, you dips-stick.
00:36:40Keep goin' straight, Bo.
00:37:49Luke, we got any more of them dynamite arrows?
00:37:56See if we can't knock out those barrels blocking the bridge up ahead.
00:38:15If I hadn't seen it, I wouldn't have believed it.
00:38:20While Enos swam to shore, Roscoe was positively tickled that he had caught the Dukes.
00:38:29Normally, I'd give Daisy and the boys about five minutes to wrangle themselves out of this predicament.
00:38:35But with Daisy being framed and Missy in control of the mean green machine, it might take a little while
00:38:43long.
00:38:44You kids all right?
00:38:45We're fine, Uncle Jesse. I mean, aside from being in this cell.
00:38:48Well, don't you worry, none. I'll have you out of there in two shakes of a lamb's tail.
00:38:55All right, J.D., how much?
00:38:57Oh, I'm afraid bail won't be set until after the 4th of July.
00:39:02You see, the circuit judge won't be here until after the holiday.
00:39:06But don't you Dukes worry none. You can get out on the 5th of July.
00:39:11What? Well, Mr. Race...
00:39:13You know you could set that bail right now, J.D.
00:39:18Jesse, it's my responsibility to respect the circuit judge's responsibility.
00:39:24Roscoe, help me get this money back to the board.
00:39:27I mean, help me get this back to the bank.
00:39:30And once we drop this loot off, we'll take a trip over to the Duke farm and have a look
00:39:36at the O.I.L.
00:39:38What in tarnation put you in here?
00:39:41Uncle Jesse.
00:39:43Does the name Missy Law mean anything to you?
00:39:45Missy Law? That girl that nearly got you sent to girls' reform school?
00:39:52Yes, only she's passing herself off as Melanie Shaw.
00:39:55The geology lady?
00:39:57Seems she's back in town for a little revenge.
00:40:00And it's got something to do with the Mean Green Machine.
00:40:03What?
00:40:04The Mean Green Machine? I thought that hunk of junk was out of commission.
00:40:07Not anymore. Boss Hogs had it rebuilt.
00:40:11If Missy's still harboring that grudge she's had to get you for turning her in,
00:40:16then I suppose the Mean Green Machine would be the perfect vehicle for revenge.
00:40:23Yeah. Revenge on Daisy. Revenge on us.
00:40:25And revenge on all of Hazard County.
00:40:27And to think, there was a time when she was just like a sister to me.
00:40:32Missy and I were like two peas in a pod.
00:40:34When we were old enough to drive, we tore up the roads just as bad as Bo and Luke.
00:40:40Then, one day, Missy dared me to race her to the county line.
00:40:52See if you can keep up, Grandma.
00:40:55Missy, I'll be waiting for you in the county line.
00:40:59Oh, come on, Miss.
00:41:01The snow gun won't wait all day for us.
00:41:03Even if we are the prettiest girls in Hazard County.
00:41:11I'd better go left.
00:41:24I'd better go left.
00:41:50I know. I'm on the edge of my seat, too.
00:42:15I'm on the edge of my seat, too.
00:42:29I'd better go left.
00:42:45I'd better go left.
00:43:09I'd better go right.
00:43:13I'd better go right.
00:43:32I'd better go left.
00:43:44I'd better go left.
00:43:53Nancy, I seem to have left you in the dust.
00:43:56Are you still back there?
00:44:08Come on, Roadrunner.
00:44:10Show me what you're made of.
00:44:37Now, it turned out, with these two good-looking men Missy was raving about, were
00:44:41smuggling moonshine, and Missy decided the two of us should take it off of their hands and
00:44:47run it to the next county.
00:44:50They loaded up Missy's trunk, but I wouldn't let them load mine.
00:44:53And just about then, Roscoe and Sheriff Little from Chickasaw County showed up.
00:44:58I had to tell the truth about what happened, and it got them into a whole heap of trouble.
00:45:05And she's been waiting to get even with me ever since.
00:45:13I should have realized sooner that those geologists, Johnny Robb and Billy Ben, were the moonshine
00:45:20smugglers.
00:45:22Now, don't you fret none, Daisy.
00:45:24That was a long time ago.
00:45:27Daisy, I sure am sorry to see you in there.
00:45:29You too, Bo.
00:45:30Luke.
00:45:31Oh, Enos, you have to let us out so we can catch Missy before she does something awful
00:45:36with the Mean Green Machine.
00:45:37Well, I'm sorry, Daisy, I can't be there, I took an oath, you know, as a lawman, but
00:45:42I brought y'all some lunch.
00:45:45Wait, wait, Bo, wait, uh, Bo, look!
00:45:55Dag snabbit!
00:45:56Oil's leaking!
00:45:59Keep going left, Uncle Jesse.
00:46:02Uncle Jesse, there's an oil can.
00:46:04Well, that certainly helped.
00:46:11It's an oil can.
00:46:13It's an oil can.
00:46:14Keep going left, Uncle Jesse.
00:46:23We should keep going straight.
00:46:28This old truck will get us there yet.
00:46:40Uncle Jesse, there's an oil can.
00:46:56You're right, Uncle Jesse.
00:47:18Oh, I felt that in my teeth fillings.
00:47:28Uncle Jesse, there's an oil can.
00:47:46You're right, Uncle Jesse.
00:47:49Uncle Jesse, take a left.
00:48:17Welcome to the
00:48:23There's the impound lot.
00:48:25Almost thought we wouldn't make it.
00:48:36With the boys and Daisy free to put a stop to Missy,
00:48:40Justice finally had a chance to prevail.
00:48:43Thanks to Uncle Jesse, of course.
00:48:56While Uncle Jesse put a cramp in Roscoe and Enos' pursuit,
00:49:01Daisy and the Duke boys got a call from Cooter.
00:49:04Lost sheep, old Pete, crazy Cooter coming at you.
00:49:07Hey, I think I found something y'all been looking for.
00:49:14But what?
00:49:19Breaker 1, Breaker 1, crazy Cooter coming at you.
00:49:22Daisy, I spotted Missy's band.
00:49:24You need to head on out towards the swamp again.
00:49:28Hang back a bit, Mo.
00:49:29We'll meet you there.
00:49:38Hurry, Daisy!
00:49:52Daisy, hang on the left!
00:49:58Let's see if Bowen looks like that kind of stuff.
00:50:13Hey, Daisy! Hurry!
00:50:17Keep going straight there, Daisy!
00:50:27Something tells me that this is gonna be what they call too close for country.
00:50:35Keep going straight there, Daisy!
00:50:55Good night, Daisy! Hurry!
00:50:58Good night, Daisy!
00:51:23Come on in!
00:51:37This fight is 하 suit!
00:51:47We've been WEchu surprised!
00:51:50thousand and meters
00:51:58Daisy, keep going straight there.
00:52:03Daisy, swing back around and take that turn you just passed.
00:52:14Hang a right, Daisy.
00:52:22Hang a right, Daisy.
00:52:46Now, I don't know about you, but I do believe this qualifies as walking into a trap.
00:53:21I don't know about you, but I don't know about you.
00:53:39I don't know about you, but I don't know about you.
00:54:21I don't know about you, but I don't know about you.
00:54:42I don't know about you, but I don't know about you.
00:55:15I don't know about you, but I don't know about you.
00:55:21Yeah, you tell them, velveteers.
00:55:24Yeah.
00:55:32I'd love to stay and blast you onto oblivion, but it's getting late.
00:55:36See you folks real soon.
00:55:39If they've headed underwater, there's no way we can catch them.
00:55:42Well, one thing's for sure.
00:55:43We ain't seen the last of the Mean Green Machine.
00:55:46Or Missy Law.
00:55:48The Mean Green Machine's fast getaway made believers out of old Roscoe and Enos that there was more to Missy
00:55:55than just Melanie.
00:55:58As for Boss Hogg and his promise of oil on Uncle Jesse's farm, well, y'all just hide and watch.
00:56:13That's probably the first time a can of motor oil could be called just desserts.
00:56:22After Missy and the Mean Green Machine vanished, it came time for the Fourth of July race at the New
00:56:29County Fairgrounds.
00:56:36Let's keep going.
00:56:48Yee-haw!
00:56:50Yee-haw!
00:56:50Ah!
00:57:01Mm-hmm.
00:57:04Aw-da!
00:57:25I don't know.
00:57:42I don't know.
00:58:12I don't know.
00:58:47We're coming down the stretch now.
00:59:00Yee-haw!
00:59:31We're coming down the stretch now.
00:59:53We're coming down the stretch now.
01:00:08The general qualified and even set a new record to boot.
01:00:15All that was left to do was a final inspection by Cooper.
01:00:21Am I seeing things or was that Missy Law's van?
01:00:24Swing back around, Bo.
01:00:25Let's get a closer look.
01:00:26The only kind of closer look I'd take involving Missy would require some serious firepower.
01:00:38Hang back a bit, Bo.
01:00:39We might kill her.
01:00:40Oh my God.
01:00:44Boy.
01:00:51On screen.
01:00:52Oh my God.
01:01:00Let's go.
01:01:39Yeah, I know, it's a pretty spectacular jump, but just sit tight and we'll see how it turns out.
01:01:58Let's go.
01:02:29Woo!
01:02:30Watch that corner, Bo!
01:02:57Go right, Bo!
01:02:57Go right, Bo!
01:03:23Howdy, folks!
01:03:24Did you miss me?
01:03:25I missed you, but now I can say that I'm about to score a direct hit.
01:03:35All I can think of to say right now is, uh-oh.
01:03:44We can use a dynamite arrow.
01:03:46Hate to be the bearer of bad news, but we are out of dynamite arrows.
01:03:49There's a lot of things down about around here somewhere.
01:04:02Way to go, Bo!
01:04:23Way to go, Bo!
01:04:29Fly, General, fly!
01:04:31Go, Bo!
01:04:32Go, Bo!
01:04:34Go, Bo!
01:04:37Go, Bo!
01:04:59Go, Bo!
01:05:09Go, Bo!
01:05:14Go, Bo!
01:05:16Go, Bo!
01:05:17Go, Bo!
01:05:27Go, Bo!
01:05:36Go, Bo!
01:05:40Go, Bo!
01:05:44Go, Bo!
01:05:53Go, Bo!
01:05:54Go, Bo!
01:05:54Go, Bo!
01:05:57Over there, so you have almost a bit of a fly.
01:06:02What would you do without your support?
01:06:04Well, you'd probably finish last.
01:06:07Droppers, the race begins in one minute.
01:06:12Music to your ears, ain't it?
01:06:14You ready to do this, cuz?
01:06:15As always.
01:06:23Something tells me this party's just been crashed.
01:06:29It is my pleasure to announce the opening of the fantastic 4th of July race.
01:06:37Uh, boss, how about letting Russ go say it this year, huh?
01:06:42Say what?
01:06:44You know the words.
01:06:45You know, on your mark, get set.
01:06:49Oh, you mean, on your marks, get set, go!
01:06:56That was more than naughty.
01:06:58That was just plain rude.
01:06:59Oh, you mean, the viscosity is fine?
01:07:17It's easy, isn't it?
01:07:18Oh!
01:07:29We can't take any levels of tech.
01:07:29Remember by us here.
01:07:36Let's go.
01:08:15One lap down and two to go.
01:08:29One lap down and two to go.
01:09:28One lap down and two to go.
01:09:31One lap down and two to go.
01:09:57One lap down and two to go.
01:10:27One lap down and two to go.
01:10:30One lap down and two to go.
01:10:57One lap down and two to go.
01:11:52One lap down and two to go.
01:11:57One lap down and two to go.
01:12:01One lap down and two to go.
01:12:03One lap down and two to go.
01:12:32One lap down and two to go.
01:12:33One lap down and two to go.
01:12:35One lap down and two to go.
01:12:38One lap down and two to go.
01:12:46One lap down and two to go.
01:12:48One lap down and two to go.
01:12:50One lap down and two to go.
01:12:53One lap down and two to go.
01:12:55One lap down and two to go.
01:12:57Let's go.
01:13:36Let's go.
01:14:05Let's go.
01:14:08Let's go.
01:14:10Let's go.
01:14:11Let's go.
01:14:15Let's go.
01:14:19Let's go.
01:14:29Let's go.
01:15:11Let's go.
01:15:42Let's go.
01:15:43Are you trying to race me to the county line again, Daisy?
01:15:49No, I'm just aiming to drive you right into the county jail.
01:15:55Seems like all times.
01:15:57Seems like old times then.
01:15:57Let's go.
01:15:59Let's go.
01:16:02Let's go.
01:16:05Let's go.
01:16:06Let's go.
01:16:12Let's go.
01:16:15Let's go.
01:16:16Let's go.
01:16:20Let's go.
01:16:29Let's go.
01:16:35Let's go.
01:17:13You folks sit tight.
01:17:15This won't take too long.
01:17:49This won't take too long.
01:18:28This won't take too long.
01:18:34And as a consolation prize, Missy wound up getting a return ticket to the state pen.
01:18:42While Boss Hogg was mourning the loss of his beloved mean green machine, he also had the
01:18:49additional heartache of awarding the Duke boys the cash prize for winning first place
01:18:54in the Fourth of July race.
01:18:57Of course, with the prize money, Bo and Luke were able to pay off a whole lot of Uncle
01:19:02Jesse's mortgage.
01:19:04And with the recovered bank money, Boss Hogg had even more of a reason to count his blessings.
01:19:11Roscoe, of course, still had flesh.
01:19:13Give Daddy a kiss.
01:19:16Oh, you know, you need some mouthwash.
01:19:20And even Enos comes out on top for a change.
01:19:24I guess it just goes to show that in Hazard County, life is full of surprises.
01:19:29But it wouldn't be Hazard any other way.
01:19:34Yee-haw!
01:20:23You're welcome.
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