00:00All right, let's do it again from the top.
00:06The Marry Me concert tour is something you will not want to miss.
00:10In 36 hours, superstar Cat Valdez and Grammy-winning Bastion
00:15will perform their new song Marry Me
00:17and exchange vows in front of a streaming audience of 20 million people.
00:22Cheers, ma'am.
00:24I'll be the one in the veil.
00:26Charlie, this is once in a lifetime.
00:28I've got my daughter tonight.
00:29Good, I've got three tickets for tonight. Bring her.
00:32Dad, you haven't had any fun since Mom left.
00:34Just say yes.
00:35Bring me, Cat!
00:37What am I doing here?
00:39Okay, let's go. We only have five minutes.
00:42What's everybody looking at?
00:44Nothing. Give me your phone.
00:46Cat Valdez's husband-to-be, Bastion, caught cheating with her assistant.
00:54We love you, Cat!
00:55Hold this.
00:56I'm told that 20 million people are supposed to watch as we take our vows.
01:01They say if you want something different, you have to do something different.
01:08Why not?
01:11Yes.
01:14I'll marry you.
01:16You.
01:17Go!
01:18Go!
01:19Go!
01:19Go!
01:22Do you, some guy, take Cat to be a lawfully wedded wife?
01:27I'll marry you, man.
01:30Okay.
01:34That was crazy.
01:36Cat Valdez left the guy from the concert, then also married her Uber driver.
01:40It's an insane situation.
01:42I say we offer $5,000 and bet it all blow over.
01:45Or I could stay married to him.
01:47Huh!
01:47I started something last night, and if I don't finish it, I'll look crazy.
01:51We gotta get out in front of this.
01:53Hi.
01:54Oh.
01:56Okay.
01:58It's three months.
02:00I don't even know her.
02:01We both did this.
02:03So whether we like it or not, we're in this together.
02:05We have to embrace the spontaneity of the moment.
02:08I don't want to be the punchline.
02:12What do I do?
02:13Just stand and smile.
02:15This is the most unbelievable thing that could ever happen in life.
02:21Right now, 237,000 people are like, he looks like he's in a math club.
02:25I am in a math club.
02:27I don't know, I'm hanging with you guys today.
02:29I don't know, it made me feel kind of normal.
02:31Come with me to the fall semi-informal.
02:34Are you asking me to the school dance?
02:36Well, I could leave a note in your locker.
02:38I don't know, I'm hanging with you guys today.
02:41I don't know, it made me feel kind of normal.
02:44Call me if you're lonely.
02:47Hello?
02:48I'm lonely.
02:51Are you afraid she'll fall back in love with Bastion and dump you?
02:57I'd be afraid of that too.
02:59We don't need to pretend I don't fit.
03:14Is this smart?
03:17I think we left smart six weeks ago.
03:20I was on my way to you.
03:23Who do you think you are, man?
03:25Some fan?
03:26No, I'm not a fan.
03:27Just, well, I mean, I am now.
03:30I'm not a fan, man.
03:32I'm not a fan.
03:32We'll be right back down
03:33I mean, you're obviously a lot better.
03:33Yeah, yeah, yeah.
03:33No, no, I mean, yeah.
03:34Because you're sorry, you're allielle doesn't count?
03:34You're off now.
