00:00Katie Otto is so fat.
00:02I do not drink that much.
00:04At least you're in the drawing.
00:05That's my nanny.
00:06They're all focused on themselves.
00:09And everyone already knows I'm overweight.
00:12All these moms have serious issues to hide.
00:15My name is Katie Otto. I'm Anna Cat's mom.
00:17I was wondering if I could talk to you about her drawing.
00:20What seems to be the issue?
00:22Well, crap. She's a fellow fat.
00:25How am I supposed to tell her I'm ashamed of my body without offending her?
00:28The truth is Anna Cat's dad doesn't like how he's drawn in the picture.
00:32Oh, my.
00:33It's kind of like a bald spot issue.
00:35And he's very sensitive about what the other parents are going to think.
00:38People can see the bald patch on his actual head, right?
00:40He wears a lot of hats.
00:42Oh.
00:42Well, this is her only family portrait.
00:44But if you could get her to draw a new one, I'd be willing to swap it out.
00:48Thanks for being so understanding.
00:50You're welcome.
00:51But tell your husband, in my experience, children always draw the truth.
00:55So he should learn to accept what he looks like.
00:58So that kid has a drag.
01:00So I was at a place for a while to go out and play the field.
01:00We are at a place.
01:00Have a hand?
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