00:00Would you like to tell me what these are?
00:03Oh, yes.
00:03This is just my request for paternity leave.
00:05And that's my other request for paternity leave.
00:09So you took two fully paid paternity leaves in a four-month period.
00:13Your Honor, I'm no expert at the female reproductive system,
00:17but this is obvious fraud.
00:19And if this man would lie about the sanctity of fatherhood,
00:22he could lie about anything.
00:29Captain?
00:31Jan, are you familiar with the term polycule?
00:35Yes, I am.
00:37A polycule is when three or more people are connected
00:40in an intimate relationship.
00:42My polycule is me, my wife, Micah,
00:45and her girlfriend, Renata.
00:47What, this guy got his own Manson family?
00:49Yeah, he's the one with the weird family.
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