00:06I don't want to marry you, Joy, but I'm leaving you.
00:08Well, I mean, this is my place, so technically you would be the one that has to leave.
00:12Joy just got dumped.
00:14Jack, you're fired.
00:15Don't get me wrong, you're like a son to me.
00:17Dad, I am your son.
00:18Jack just got canned.
00:20We're some one place where you can step up and be a man.
00:23Community college?
00:24Where can you go?
00:26You can forget all your troubles.
00:27Vegas.
00:28Vegas!
00:29They were two strangers.
00:30I'm not usually this much fun!
00:33Looking for a night to remember.
00:37Wookiee, wookiee, bop, wookiee, bop, wookiee, bop, wookiee, bop, wookiee, bop.
00:40What they got was a morning after.
00:43They'll never forget.
00:45I'm going to need a divorce.
00:47Absolutely.
00:48We'll always have Vegas.
00:54That was my quarter.
00:56I put the quarter in the slump.
00:57What's mine is yours, baby.
01:00We're married now.
01:01Remember?
01:03I am freezing the three million dollars and sentencing you two to six months hard marriage.
01:09Objection.
01:10Objection.
01:10Welcome home, sweetheart.
01:12If you want me to report that you're both working on your marriage, you're going to actually have to do
01:17that.
01:18Shut my way.
01:21Marriage is hard.
01:23I'm almost done.
01:24Men and women are not meant to coexist.
01:28Oh, yeah.
01:29This is happening.
01:30By the way, it's your day for dishes.
01:3220th Century Fox and Regency Enterprises present...
01:35If I can get joy to be the one to end the marriage...
01:37Not only would you get out of the marriage...
01:38You will also get the full three million.
01:41Hi.
01:41Hi.
01:42Would you mind if we waited in here until the locksmith comes?
01:45There was a hot girl party going on in my living room.
01:48Dude, it's a trap.
01:49No, this happens.
01:51No, it doesn't happen.
01:52A comedy about two people with three million reasons to stay together...
01:57He doesn't seem so bad, Uncle Jack.
02:00...for better...
02:00Can you believe this?
02:01No.
02:02You're falling for your wife, you idiot.
02:04Keep your eyes on the brides.
02:06...or for worse...
02:08He didn't mean to look real so it seemed like she was beating you.
02:11Jack, what happened to your face?
02:14I'm supposed to line up the hand towels just so, and I didn't...
02:17I didn't do it.
02:18I'm sorry.
02:18I deserve it.
02:20What happens in Vegas?
02:25No!
02:26Oh, no, no, no!
