00:00Previously on Deadpool
00:02I love you Wade Wilson
00:04We can fight this
00:05You're right, the cancer's only in my liver, lungs, prostate and brain
00:09All things I can live without
00:11When a dude tries to make you a super slave
00:13And kidnaps your future baby mama
00:15I played a lot of roles
00:16Damsel in distress ain't one of them
00:18It's time to be a superhero
00:22Boom
00:22It's a face I'd be happy to sit on
00:27There
00:28There
00:28All caught up
00:32Mmm
00:39I'm all out of love
00:41I'm so lost without you
00:43I know you were right
00:45Start the car
00:49Oh, you're living the dreams DP
00:51Yeah
00:52Devil me care attitude
00:56Strong guys
00:59Beautiful girlfriend
01:03Sorry I'm late
01:04I was rounding up all the gluten
01:05In the world
01:06And launching into space
01:07Where it can't not hurt us ever again
01:09Kiss me like you miss me, Red
01:18What in the ass?
01:21My name's Cable
01:23I'm here for the kid
01:25What?
01:26The kid?
01:27Move or die
01:37Kids give us a chance to be better than we used to be
01:39You need to
01:40You need to
01:41You're a lot smarter than I look
01:45I ain't letting Cable kill this kid
01:49But I can't do this alone
01:51We're gonna form a super duper group
01:53That's what we're gonna do
01:54Our group will be forward thinking
01:57Gender neutral
01:58We will be known as
02:01X-Force
02:02Isn't that a little derivative?
02:04You're absolutely right
02:05Now
02:06Cue the music
02:08Don't call it a comeback
02:10I've been here for years
02:12Rockin' my man
02:13What suck of the fear
02:14Rain of the tears
02:15Rain down like a monsoon
02:17Listen to my bass score
02:18Tell me they got that in slow motion
02:23Doing the right thing is messy
02:27But if you wanna fight for what's right
02:30Sometimes
02:31You have to fight dirty
02:35And that
02:36Is why the man bun
02:38Is just a millennial mullet
02:40God I wish I finished college
02:44It lives up to the hype
02:46Plus plus
02:46They probably won't even make a three
02:48Yeah, why would they?
02:49Stop at two
02:50You killed it
