00:00Grandpa threw a sheet over my head, and I had to go as the Statue of Liberty.
00:04You're welcome.
00:06Jamie?
00:08No comment.
00:09Oh, no.
00:09Jamie put wheels on his R2-D2 costume and flew right down the driveway.
00:14Yeah, right into the side of my car.
00:17I'm trying to make the jump to light speed, okay?
00:19Light speed.
00:20I went as a Brillo pad when I was eight.
00:23Then I broke out into hives.
00:25Wow.
00:25See?
00:26We all have Halloween skeletons in the closet.
00:28Yes, I feel better now.
00:30Speaking of which, Dad.
00:33Baseball player every year like clockwork.
00:35Well, not quite every year.
00:38Remember, I control your pension.
00:40Okay, well, now we have to know.
00:42Yeah, Henry, please tell us.
00:43Let's just say that he was the cutest little six-year-old Teddy Roosevelt you ever saw.
00:48Aw.
00:49Way back then.
00:51Well, what do you have to say for yourself now?
00:54Bully.
00:55Aw.
00:56Oh, my God.
00:57Oh, my God.
00:57Oh, my God.
00:57Oh, my God.
00:57Oh, my God.
00:57Oh, my God.
00:57Oh, my God.
00:58Oh, my God.
00:58Oh, my God.
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