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00:10Do-do-do-do
00:30Do-do-do-do-do-do-wa
00:32Do-do-do-do-do-wa
00:34Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha
00:38Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha
00:40Oh, school. I...
00:44I must find the school.
00:50Oh.
00:54Oh.
00:56Oh.
00:57Oh.
00:58Oh.
01:00One to seven to five.
01:12Yes?
01:18How dare you, you dirty old mouth!
01:21Hello?
01:22Hello?
01:23Oh, last.
01:33Hello.
01:34Hello.
01:35Whoever you are, you ought to be ashamed of yourself.
01:39It's me, Jeremy Brown.
01:40What are you doing making obscene phone calls?
01:43Well, I'm in bed with Flo.
01:45In bed with whom?
01:48Flo.
01:49Well, this is most inconvenient.
01:51Typical of the weaker sex.
01:53I shall expect you to be better by Monday.
01:55In the meantime, I suppose I shall have to take your class.
02:01What is our language?
02:02For a person?
02:02Leave me alone.
02:03Celeste, Celeste.
02:06Oh.
02:21You're so funny, all of us.
02:24Now what is the meaning of this?
02:26It's to improve our English. We learn all the English dances.
02:29We are learning to be twisters, to trot like foxes, and to mash the potatoes.
02:35Yeah. Also, we learn English phrases like, uh, do you come here often?
02:39And, uh, who is taking you home tonight?
02:42There are more useful English phrases to learn than those.
02:46Now, will you kindly tidy up this mess and sit down at once, all of you?
02:50Hurry.
02:54I have to tell you that Mr. Brown will not be with us tonight.
03:01It appears that he has a virus.
03:04Oh, is that his girlfriend?
03:06He has the flu. He has laid up in bed.
03:10Excuse, please. How can he be laid up in bed?
03:14Surely, to our meaning, he's laid down.
03:16The term to be laid up means the same as being struck down.
03:21Bona yamu! What a language!
03:24There is nothing wrong with the English language.
03:26It is the most widely spoken language in the world.
03:30Does anyone know the origin of the English language?
03:33Well, come along. Where did English come from?
03:36England!
03:37Not quite. The early Britons were Celtic.
03:41From Glasgow.
03:42I beg your pardon.
03:44It's Glasgow Rangers, Glasgow Celtic. Football.
03:47I was not referring to football. I was talking about the race.
03:51No, no, no. It's not a race. It's football.
03:54I see them playing to Milano in the cup.
03:57Now, don't contradict me.
03:58And if I have any more of your stupid remarks, I shall send you out of the class.
04:02The Celts were a race of people.
04:05Then came the Gauls.
04:06You see, I was right. You have the Gauls in football.
04:11All right, Mr. Capello, I did warn you.
04:14Kindly leave the class.
04:16Where do I go to?
04:17Well, I suggest that you go home and study your books.
04:29Now, care was I.
04:31You were standing there, and you are still standing there.
04:36Silence!
04:37Now take heed, because I shall not tell you again.
04:40Anyone who persists in uttering idiotic nonsense will be sent home.
04:46Now, the Romans invaded Britain in 43 A.D.
04:50Can anyone tell me what A.D. means?
04:53After dark.
04:56Right, Mr. Nadine.
04:58Come along, off you go.
04:59What am I going for?
05:00Don't argue.
05:01Just go.
05:06Excuse me.
05:07Out.
05:10To continue, A.D. means Anno Domini, which refers to time since the birth of our Lord.
05:17The time before his birth we refer to as B.C.
05:20Does anyone know what B.C. means?
05:23Before Christmas.
05:27Okay, I go.
05:33The Romans were supplanted by the Angles, Saxons, and the Dutes,
05:37who brought with them a new language.
05:40Excuse me, please.
05:41I thought I told you to go.
05:43Yes, I go, but I come back.
05:44You are wanting on the telephone.
05:46Mr. Brown is wishing to speak with you.
05:48Oh, very well.
05:49Excuse me, please.
05:50No.
05:52Anna?
05:52Yeah.
05:53You will take charge of the class in my absence.
05:54I shall not belong.
05:57And don't stand for any nonsense.
05:59Do not worry.
05:59I shall be standing for nothing.
06:01I shall be sitting down.
06:06Hello.
06:07Oh, hello, Mr. Courtney.
06:09I just wanted to tell you that I've got all the students' homework here.
06:11Perhaps if you could send someone round to collect it.
06:14We do not have a messenger service, Mr. Brown.
06:17Are you sure you're too ill to come in?
06:19Well, yes, I still feel pretty groggy.
06:21I mean, besides, I wouldn't like you to catch my cold.
06:23I never catch cold.
06:25I expect the germs freeze to death instantly and warm.
06:30What with that?
06:31Oh, nothing.
06:32No, look, I'd better hang up.
06:33If you want the homework, it's here.
06:45And where is everybody?
06:48They are giving me stupid answers, so I sense them all home.
07:10Oh, go away.
07:19I not hear nothing.
07:20Me too.
07:21Maybe he's sleeping.
07:23Why don't we try around the back door?
07:25Ah, back door more better.
07:37Oh, sure.
07:38Yes, it is me.
07:38You rang the bell a minute ago?
07:40No, I'm only just arriving.
07:42Oh, somebody rang the bell.
07:45There's nobody here.
07:49His bed's still warm.
07:50Why the door open?
07:52Oh, no good.
07:53You're right, Jamila.
07:54Somebody can come in and steal something.
07:59What was that?
08:01What is what?
08:02There was a noise.
08:03There's somebody in there.
08:05He's locked the door.
08:07Oh, blimey.
08:08I think you are getting a broken house.
08:12Don't listen.
08:13Yes, please.
08:14I think they are hanging on your bell to see if you are inside.
08:18And now they are breaking in.
08:20Do you know, you could be right.
08:22What's the matter?
08:23I hear something.
08:27Good Lord.
08:30I'm a young.
08:32It's not the right, Jamila.
08:33I think I am being housebroken.
08:35That was a very evil eye I saw.
08:38It's a big evil eye.
08:40Move out the way.
08:42I open the door.
08:43Stand back, Harry.
08:44I'm going to break the door down.
08:56Move it down, Mr. Brown.
08:58Move that foot.
09:00Move it down, that's Mr. Brown.
09:03That's Mr. Brown.
09:13Mr. Brown, are you all right?
09:15Yes, it's fine.
09:16Apart from a touch of concussion and raging fever, I'm terrific.
09:19Thank goodness.
09:20We thought you had flu.
09:22What are you all doing here?
09:24Why aren't you at school?
09:25Well, we've finished early, so we thought we'd come and give you a visit.
09:28Oh, that's very kind of you.
09:29And we bring you a big bunch of grapes.
09:31Oh, thank you.
09:36Weed one or two on the way.
09:38Oh, well, it's the thought that counts.
09:41You must get in bed immediately, no?
09:42Yes, I am starting to feel cold again.
09:44Master T, I have knit a small gift for you.
09:48Oh, thank you, Jamila.
09:50You try.
09:51Very kind of you.
09:52Yes.
09:57A little big.
09:58Yes.
09:59Well, keep me warm.
10:01Oh, blimey.
10:03He will not be needing to wear any gloves.
10:07Well, perhaps it'll shrink.
10:09Come, Mr. Brown, I must have you in bed.
10:12Pardon?
10:14Oh, that's what you mean.
10:19Let me tuck you in.
10:23Oh, my.
10:25I'm so distracted.
10:27Is that better?
10:28Yes, I'm starting to feel warm all over now.
10:33Jamila and I will make you some hot milk.
10:36Huh?
10:37Hot milk?
10:38Most good for worms.
10:40Worms?
10:40I haven't got worms.
10:42Not worms.
10:43Oh, worms.
10:44Achoo.
10:45Do you mean colds?
10:46Oh, colds.
10:48Huh.
10:48Come, Jamila.
10:50Well, I must say it's very good of you all to come and visit me.
10:53Take a chair, Rich.
10:55Jamila, good.
11:02Where do you wish us to take chair?
11:04I don't want you to take them anywhere.
11:06Just sit down on them over here.
11:08Oh.
11:12Mr. Brown, I have something here to make you feel much better.
11:16Yeah, well, it's very good of you all.
11:18I don't want any more medicine.
11:20But it is jolly good for your chest.
11:22Are you sure?
11:23Oh, blimey, yes.
11:26Oh, let's have a look, then.
11:29Oh, it smells awful.
11:31I'm telling you it is guaranteed to kill or cure.
11:36Oh, I'm not sure I like the first alternative.
11:38Well, here it goes.
11:40It's foul.
11:42Oh, dearie me.
11:44I'm thinking you should not have been drinking that medicine.
11:47You said it would cure my chest.
11:49Yes, but you're supposed to be rubbing it on.
11:54You poisoned me.
11:56I ring the doctor.
11:57It's more important we ring the priest.
12:00Priest?
12:00What for?
12:01Last sacrament.
12:02You may be dead before the doctor comes.
12:04Oh, great.
12:05You may as well go all the way and send for the undertaker.
12:08Okay.
12:08What's his address?
12:11Excuse, please.
12:12He's not being poisoned.
12:13This medicine is also very good for your stomach.
12:16It makes you get up and go.
12:20Just like bruised.
12:22No, that's all I need.
12:24Oh, sacre bleu.
12:25Oh, merde.
12:26What is that?
12:28Monsieur Brown, I have spit all the milk all over my dress.
12:31And now it will be ruined.
12:32You haven't spilt the whole pint, have you?
12:33That was for day and tomorrow.
12:36Thank you very much.
12:37Well, you better go and sponge it off in the bathroom.
12:40Are you all right?
12:41You have got a funny colour.
12:43I think it was something I just drank.
12:45Shall I give you the kiss of life?
12:47Yes.
12:47No, no, no, no.
12:49Catch my cold.
12:50You can give me the kiss of life, please.
12:53Me too.
12:55Sir, do you like the kissing, yes?
12:57Oh, yes.
12:58Yes, please.
12:59Oh, good.
13:00I shall give both of you the most beautiful French kiss.
13:04Oh.
13:06Oh, I wonder who's going to be first.
13:09Close your eyes.
13:21Excuse me, Mr. Brown.
13:23Is there anything else you are wishing us to do?
13:25Yes.
13:26Just go home.
13:27You don't want us to stay?
13:29No, no, no.
13:29I appreciate your calling, but it's just that I would recover much quicker if I were left alone.
13:33Okay.
13:34We got to the pub.
13:36We hope you're much better soon, Mr. Brown.
13:38Come on, Ali.
13:38Callinita.
13:40Buena nota.
13:41Good evening.
13:45Good night.
13:48Master G.
13:49Oh.
13:50Hello.
13:51Hot bottles.
13:52Oh, thank you, Jim Miller.
13:53Oh, see who that is, would you?
13:58What are you doing here?
14:00I wore bed for Master G.
14:05It's all right, Miss Courtney.
14:06She means she was just warming a hot water bottle for me.
14:09Mr. Brown, it is highly improper for this young lady to be here alone with a man.
14:13Well, I can assure you, Miss Courtney, that nothing improper is taking place.
14:24Mr. Brown, where can I hang my dress?
14:51Good night.
15:00Good night, Mr. Brown, sir.
15:04Good evening, Ranjit. What do you want?
15:07I am coming here to be making you over the weather.
15:10Over the weather?
15:11Yes, because I'm hearing you are under the weather.
15:16Come in and sit down.
15:18Are you going to be sitting down together?
15:20No, I still don't feel too well.
15:21I think med's the best place.
15:23Whatever you say.
15:31I didn't mean the two of us.
15:34I'll see who that is, Ranjit.
15:43I am not here, Ranjit.
15:45Do you want me to come in?
15:46I can't see how Mr. Brown is.
15:50You OK?
15:51Terrible.
15:52Never mind.
15:53I come to cheer you up.
15:55Oh, good.
15:55I can do with cheering up.
15:57I think you not look very well.
16:03I think he looks very white.
16:05He is white.
16:10But he looks more white than before.
16:14I think you have what we call in Sevilla, the three-day gripa.
16:21I don't like the sound of that.
16:23Only last three days.
16:25On the first day, fever like you have.
16:28On the second day, white as you are.
16:32And on the third day...
16:33You get better?
16:34You die.
16:37Finito, finito.
16:38Oh, thanks for coming to cheer me up.
16:42It's all right.
16:43I'll bring you something.
16:44Don't tell me it's some Spanish medicine recommended for rubbing on chests.
17:00It's a good taste.
17:06It's strong.
17:11Can I have some more?
17:18Sure, sure.
17:20I go.
17:29Oh, so...
17:32Will you sit down and have a drink?
17:34Ranjit?
17:35Yes, please, Mr. Brown.
17:36I need some glasses.
17:38Are your eyes mad as well?
17:41I mean glasses to drink.
17:43How's the apologies?
17:45Well, some on the sideboard.
17:46Bring three.
17:47Uh, well, I'm...
17:49Here you go, Mr. Brown.
17:56One for time.
18:00One for Rajin.
18:02Your most kind?
18:05And one for one.
18:14What is bottoms up?
18:17It's, um, an English phrase used when having a drink.
18:25I am thinking it is not institute the drinking with bottom up.
18:29No, no, Rajin.
18:31It refers to the glass, the bottom of the glass.
18:33Tip it up.
18:34Ah, si.
18:35As you say, uh, up the hatch.
18:38Oh, my God.
18:39Down.
18:40Si, down the hatch.
18:42Si, oh.
18:42Now I am understanding.
18:44I am also knowing another saying.
18:46Round the teeth and through the gums.
18:49Look out, Tommy.
18:50Here it comes.
18:53Very good.
18:55Mind if I have another...
18:57Yeah, yeah, yeah.
18:57Glad I'm glad.
18:57Oh, look, you've finished the bottle.
18:59I was just beginning to enjoy myself.
19:01I have brought genuine Japanese...
19:03Yes, sir.
19:07Saki.
19:08Oh, saki.
19:09Yes, I've heard of that.
19:10It's what those, um, geisha girls give you, isn't it?
19:14Geisha girls give you much more.
19:21Yes, I understand.
19:22Hey, Baru.
19:23Is it true that the geisha girls,
19:26they give you the bath on the nothingness, eh?
19:29Yes.
19:30Ah, yes, yes.
19:33In Japan, man has a coat.
19:37He go, see, geisha.
19:41What happens?
19:42Geisha prepare a hot bath.
19:45Then wash men all over.
19:51I do think that would send your temperature up.
19:55After a man was on beddle,
20:00a geisha rob him with perfumed oil, sir.
20:08And does that cure a cold?
20:10No, no, it makes it much nicer.
20:16Please, sir.
20:17Please, sir.
20:20Oh, oh.
20:20It's all right, Ramcheek.
20:22Look, and if anybody, leave the catch on the lot,
20:24so that if anybody comes, they can walk straight in.
20:29Good evening, Mr. Blown.
20:31Oh, Suley and Anna.
20:33We bring you some things to make you well.
20:35Oh, well, that's very kind of you,
20:36but actually I'm feeling a lot better.
20:38These will clear your head instant, take.
20:40Oh, well.
20:42I've tried everything else.
20:43I'm sure a couple more pills won't make any difference.
20:46Now, we need some hot water.
20:48No, it's all right.
20:48I'll take it with the sucking.
20:51Have, what's for you to do, sir?
20:53Oh, you said they'd clear my head.
20:55You are supposed to put some in the hot water
20:57and breathe in the fumes.
21:09What about you, Suley?
21:11Have you brought some Chinese medicine for me?
21:13Oh, this is not medicine.
21:15This is very ancient Chinese treatment.
21:17Is it anything like the geisha girls give you?
21:20Oh, much better.
21:21Oh, well.
21:24First, you must slip.
21:26Yeah?
21:27Oh, right.
21:29Only to waste.
21:31Oh.
21:32Hang on, baby.
21:35Now, ride out on stomach.
21:37Like this?
21:39Uh, yes.
21:41I'm ready.
21:43Very good.
21:48Oh, flammy.
21:50What's the matter?
21:50Nothing, nothing, nothing whatsoever.
21:54Oh, that's lovely.
21:56Can you do the other side as well?
21:57Hey!
22:00I've heard of kill or cure,
22:02but that's ridiculous.
22:02What are you doing?
22:03Acupuncture.
22:04Very old Chinese custom.
22:06I got it from honorable ancestors.
22:08Well, honorable ancestors can jolly well have it back.
22:11Come on, Ben.
22:14We are all each of us
22:16bringing something to cheer you up.
22:18Jamaica Ram.
22:21French wine.
22:23Greek mousseau.
22:25Italian grappa.
22:26Hey, you taste of that.
22:30You say it was an accident.
22:32Ha, ha.
22:33Accident.
22:34Daniel spilled milk on her dress.
22:37Oh, I see.
22:38It appears that for once
22:40I have misjudged, Mr. Brown.
22:42Well, I suppose I had better call in
22:44and apologize on my way home.
22:48Come on, should I have a drink?
22:51Hey!
22:52Hey!
22:53Come on, should I have a drink?
22:54Oh, my God.
22:58Hey, everybody.
22:59It's a conga.
23:01Yay!
23:01Yay!
23:02Hey!
23:03Yes, ladies and gentlemen.
23:03Oh, no!
23:04Yay!
23:07Yeah!
23:11Hey!
23:13Oh, my gosh.
23:13Yeah!
23:13Oh.
23:13Oh, I have a drink.
23:15Oh, I have a drink, oh, I have a drink, oh, I have a drink.
23:16Oh, I have a drink.
23:17Oh, I have a drink.
23:17Come on, all of us.
23:18Thank you, too.
23:29Mr. Brown?
23:39Hello, Miss Courtney.
23:41This is disgraceful.
23:44No, please.
23:44This is Congo.
23:47Silence.
23:48Yes, I suggest you all leave immediately.
23:55Thank you all for visiting me.
23:58May the blue sun finish this evening.
24:09Good evening.
24:11As for you, Mr. Brown, words failed.
24:14Oh, come on, Miss Courtney.
24:16They're only coming here to cheer me up.
24:17I warn you, Mr. Brown,
24:19that if this sort of thing ever occurs again in the future,
24:21you are out.
24:22No, so I can't.
24:23Mr. Brown!
24:24I'm out!
24:26I'm out!
24:27I'm out!
24:32I'm out!
24:42I'm out!
24:51I'm out!
24:56I'm out!
24:58I'm out!
25:00I'm out!
25:09I'm out!
25:10I'm out!
25:11I'm out!
25:13I'm out!
25:14I'm out!
25:16I'm down.
25:18I'm out.
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