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00:00:00Drink trash trash boy. You think you can hang with us? You're an orphan who sleeps in an alley behind
00:00:06a school
00:00:07You're nothing
00:00:09What are you gonna do about it? I'm strong rich handsome. I'm like Batman except better
00:00:16My parents are still alive
00:00:21Stop Paxton stop our hotel
00:00:27Look orphan boy so weak he's a girl to defend him
00:00:36Who need your help Angie could have handled this by myself you're an idiot Jack a big dumb idiot
00:00:45One day I'll be stronger than you one day. You're gonna be sorry for this Paxton Whitlock
00:00:58That was underground fighting Phenom, Paxton Whitlock on tonight's win clinching the Asian Continental title from Russian fighter Ivan Smashoff
00:01:06Source to say Paxton now seeks a sponsorship from an American gym so that he can pursue the North American
00:01:13title
00:01:18Hey Jacks, sun's up. Pony tanks ain't gonna clean themselves
00:01:22Here's Paxton now fresh off from his championship win anything you'd like to say for any of you losers thinking
00:01:27of settling scores
00:01:28Now's your chance
00:01:32Good fucking luck
00:01:38Some day soon golden boy this poor orphan it's gonna take you down
00:01:53Hey kid how you doing hey come with me for a sec we got you a present
00:01:58Really? Yeah, come on
00:02:00You remember my birthday. Yeah, of course. I know the birthday to all my friends, huh open up boys
00:02:14There you go kid happy birthday, you know
00:02:18Fucking bull you know that this no you won't I'm chief investor in this gym bitch boy
00:02:24You willing to lose your freaking job. Hmm. Is that why you're here Vic to fire me?
00:02:31Nah, you ain't with my time kid
00:02:33I'm waiting for AJ to get out so I can take her on a date, you know
00:02:36Will you give it up? She's not gonna go for scum like you
00:02:42What the hell Vic
00:02:46Hey, you know we were just having some fun. Yeah, isn't that right? I oh wow
00:02:51I mean are you ready for a date or what come on big not going anywhere with you apologize to
00:02:55Jack right now
00:02:57I
00:02:57It's not life. He's the hell I swear to god
00:02:59Vic apologize right now or I'm gonna tweet out that unsolicited dick pic you sent me so everyone here can
00:03:06see your teeny weenie
00:03:08That's what
00:03:09That's what
00:03:10Scoot
00:03:18I'm sorry
00:03:25What a jerk
00:03:26Did you hurt it?
00:03:27What the hell Angie?
00:03:28How many times do I have to tell you I don't need your help? I can fight my own freaking
00:03:32battles
00:03:33After all these years you're still just a big dumb idiot
00:03:36Angie
00:03:41Get your shit together Jack
00:03:42You don't have any real friends
00:03:45They think you're all weak
00:03:46You can hit
00:03:47Playing Phenom
00:03:48Paxton Whitlock
00:03:49On tonight's win
00:03:50Clutching
00:03:54I'm gonna show them all
00:03:55I can be Paxton Whitlock
00:03:57Then everyone will know I'm the strongest there is
00:04:02You really shouldn't do that to Don
00:04:06Told you
00:04:09Here's Paxton now fresh off from his championship win
00:04:12Paxton Whitlock
00:04:14I've been waiting for this moment my whole life
00:04:17Listen I'm just looking for Enzo
00:04:19He's supposed to be my sponsor in the North American tournament
00:04:23Good to meet you though
00:04:27You
00:04:28You need a new mop?
00:04:30You don't know who I am?
00:04:32Am I supposed to? You're a janitor
00:04:35I can't believe it
00:04:36I mean he bullied me for years he forgot me
00:04:38Good
00:04:40Luck
00:04:40Damn
00:04:41Interview more often
00:04:42Camera
00:04:44Really makes my job
00:04:45He hasn't changed at all
00:04:46He's still obsessed with himself
00:04:48Oh my god
00:04:51Angie
00:04:52Hey
00:04:53How you doing?
00:04:54How come he remembers Angie?
00:04:56How you been?
00:04:57I haven't seen you since college
00:04:58Broke some records
00:04:59Broke some hearts
00:04:59You know how it is
00:05:01God you look amazing
00:05:02Thank you
00:05:03By the way
00:05:04Have you seen your dad?
00:05:08Hi gym bunnies and gym rats
00:05:10Listen up
00:05:11Paxton here is a champion of six out of seven continental tournaments
00:05:15Our gym is going to be his home while he's touring North America
00:05:19As a welcome we're going to have ourselves a little competition
00:05:24Any of you runts can beat this man in the ring
00:05:27I will sponsor you myself in the North American underground fighting
00:05:31This could be my opportunity to show a Paxton once and for all
00:05:37Let's get it on
00:05:38Come on
00:05:38Come on
00:05:42First time I've seen you a bounce
00:05:44Catch me if you can get to my hands
00:05:45Once all I need to remain for time
00:05:47Shares
00:05:47Level share
00:05:48Got enough on the rocks
00:05:49Break the Sony
00:05:50Keep in the banks
00:05:51This baby
00:05:51You've got the banks
00:05:52They go hard
00:05:53They don't understand
00:05:54You know how that goes
00:05:55You stick with the plans
00:05:56T.P.I. kids
00:05:57You're next
00:05:59He's challenging me
00:06:00Does he remember who I am?
00:06:02Looks like you're up
00:06:02Dad
00:06:04Paxton
00:06:05Hey
00:06:06Don't act like you don't know me
00:06:08I challenge you to a single elimination death match
00:06:10Winner gets into sponsorship
00:06:12The loser leaves his gym for good
00:06:16What?
00:06:17What's so funny?
00:06:22You're a twig man
00:06:23I'd destroy you
00:06:24Why don't you make yourself useful
00:06:26And wash my gym shorts
00:06:27See?
00:06:28I left them in the locker room
00:06:29On the floor
00:06:30All right
00:06:35All right
00:06:36Come on
00:06:36Jack cut it out
00:06:38Paxton is a mega successful
00:06:40World-class fighter
00:06:41And the heir to the famous
00:06:42Whitlock fortune
00:06:43You apologize right now
00:06:45Or you're fired boy
00:06:46Wait
00:06:47Wait
00:06:47Wait
00:06:47Wait
00:06:47Did you say
00:06:49Jack?
00:06:50So you finally remembered who I am
00:06:55Doesn't ring a bell
00:06:57You're dead
00:06:58You're dead
00:06:59Oh yeah
00:07:00And uh
00:07:00How do you plan on killing me
00:07:02You scrawny old buddy
00:07:14You want me?
00:07:15Come and get me
00:07:19Careful there
00:07:20You might tire yourself out
00:07:22Shut up
00:07:27I thought you hit harder than that
00:07:29Oh you asked for it
00:07:31Urinal cake
00:07:38Heck
00:07:44You're gonna regret turning me down
00:07:46Ange
00:07:46Vic Michelson
00:07:48Always gets what he wants
00:07:51What do you say Ange?
00:07:54You gonna make an honest man
00:07:56What are you doing?
00:08:00Go out there
00:08:05I can't believe Paxton Whitlock
00:08:07Might lose to this loser
00:08:09I can't believe my scrawny janitor's a hunk
00:08:12I mean a text
00:08:15Angie?
00:08:18My fierce sweet beautiful Angie
00:08:21What happened?
00:08:22Who did this to you?
00:08:23She's a fucking rat rose
00:08:27What are you doing laying around?
00:08:29Go after them
00:08:32What happened?
00:08:34It was Vic
00:08:35He's a monster
00:08:37Vic?
00:08:38My chief investor?
00:08:44Who the hell were those guys?
00:08:45Vic's man
00:08:46I knew he was creepy
00:08:47But I didn't know he was a criminal
00:08:49Sometimes a jerk is like an iceberg
00:08:52There's just more jerk underneath
00:08:54Guess he'd know all about that
00:08:55You want to go another round?
00:08:56I don't see why not
00:09:00Boys!
00:09:02Hey Jack
00:09:03From this day forward
00:09:04You're no longer my janitor
00:09:06What?
00:09:07Enzo, you can't fire me
00:09:09What?
00:09:10No knucklehead
00:09:11I'm saying you're no longer just my janitor
00:09:14Who's gonna mop the floors around here, huh?
00:09:17Jack, taking you on as one of my sponsored fighters
00:09:20Whoa, whoa, whoa
00:09:21No, you can't do that
00:09:22I'm the fighter you sponsored
00:09:23I won that fight
00:09:24Just settle down over there
00:09:26There's nothing in the rules says
00:09:27A gym can't sponsor two fighters
00:09:30I think Jack proved himself very capable
00:09:34Plus think about it
00:09:35The rats to riches story
00:09:37A once humble orphan janitor
00:09:39Now with a shot at the title
00:09:41He's gonna make us a lot of money
00:09:43What about me?
00:09:44You're both gonna make us a lot of money
00:09:46And I'm gonna need it since we lost our chief investor
00:09:53Okay
00:09:55I'll do it
00:09:56So long as I get to beat Paxton's ass in the championship one day
00:10:00Try it punk
00:10:02Boys
00:10:03I got a favor to ask.
00:10:04I need someone to teach me how to deal with guys like Vic.
00:10:07Would either of you be interested?
00:10:09I won't let you down.
00:10:12That's perfect.
00:10:13You're both hired.
00:10:15Both of us.
00:10:17We are going to be one big happy family.
00:10:23She needs to learn the fundamentals.
00:10:24You're teaching her nonsense.
00:10:25What are you two doing?
00:10:28Paxton wants to waste your time teaching you more.
00:10:29She needs to learn the fundamentals.
00:10:31Stop swinging your dicks around and talk like functional adults.
00:10:39Okay, I studied for years at the world's top institutions with the best teachers money can buy.
00:10:44You want to learn to fight, right?
00:10:46So let me teach you the right way.
00:10:49Well reasoned.
00:10:50Jack?
00:10:51She wants to learn self-defense on professional fighting, you idiot.
00:10:54Hey, don't.
00:10:56Okay.
00:10:58It doesn't really make sense to style or teacher, you know?
00:11:01It's not like Vic attacked her in the ring.
00:11:02Jack's right.
00:11:04Oh.
00:11:05So go on.
00:11:07Teach me.
00:11:07You're my trainers, right?
00:11:09So give me a demonstration.
00:11:12Alright.
00:11:12I learned this when I lived on the streets.
00:11:14And it's going to come in handy when you face a larger opponent.
00:11:17It's a woman, you know, I'm sure, may pin your hands down.
00:11:20So.
00:11:23Don't make it a whole thing now.
00:11:29Alright, Angie.
00:11:30So when we're in this position, what you're going to want to do is you're going to want to go...
00:11:33What is going on here?
00:11:35Wait, Angie.
00:11:36You know what?
00:11:37I don't want enough.
00:11:39I need you two lovebirds to be errand boys today.
00:11:42Just 500 bucks.
00:11:44Paxton, take him across town to the Tournament HQ.
00:11:47Show him how to sign up.
00:11:49Right away, sir.
00:11:53Snoozy losing my boy.
00:11:55So.
00:11:56I guess we'll just continue our lessons some other time.
00:12:00Maybe we could meet up tonight.
00:12:03At 7pm.
00:12:04At the pre-tournament investors banquet.
00:12:09Kind of seems like a weird place to continue the training.
00:12:13That's not why I'm asking you to come.
00:12:17Is Angie really asking me out?
00:12:21Yo!
00:12:22Let's go!
00:12:25I'll be there.
00:12:27Don't be late.
00:12:29Look, man.
00:12:30I don't like you and you don't like me.
00:12:33We've established that, okay?
00:12:34So let's just go in there and make this as quick as possible.
00:12:36Why?
00:12:37What's the hurry?
00:12:37You got a date or something?
00:12:40With Angie?
00:12:41Get out of town.
00:12:43Sounds like you're jealous.
00:12:44Jealous?
00:12:45Dude.
00:12:45Been there.
00:12:46Done now.
00:12:47You know I'm not really into reheating leftovers.
00:12:49He used to date Angie?
00:12:51And besides, we both know you'll fumble that either way.
00:12:54I will not.
00:12:57Whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:12:58No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:12:58That's the entrance for veteran fighters.
00:13:00All right.
00:13:00Where do the rookies sign up?
00:13:04What?
00:13:06It's locked.
00:13:10Eventually, my date with Angie's at seven.
00:13:12I'm going to miss it.
00:13:14Oh.
00:13:25Well, well, well.
00:13:27Hey, Luigi.
00:13:28Look at the fart blueing.
00:13:30Hey, man.
00:13:31I'm just here for the tournament, okay?
00:13:32You're registering for the tournament?
00:13:34You look like you couldn't bench press a fly.
00:13:36You look like a little boy.
00:13:38You making fun of me?
00:13:39Duh.
00:13:40You ride here on the short bus?
00:13:42Why don't we improve his look a little bit?
00:13:48Oh, what the?
00:13:55Whoa.
00:13:56Looks like he actually can bench press a fly.
00:13:58I don't need a tournament to freaking rip those stupid mustaches off your fucking faces.
00:14:03How are you going to register without any money?
00:14:04Yo, your back pocket.
00:14:06Huh?
00:14:06Yeah.
00:14:10Oh, shit.
00:14:13Wait.
00:14:14Wait.
00:14:22I need to find that kid faster.
00:14:24I'm going to miss my date with Angie.
00:14:28Enzo.
00:14:29Maybe I can just ask him for the money.
00:14:31He'll understand, right?
00:14:32You're fired!
00:14:34And you can forget about taking my daughter on a date!
00:14:37That's a bad idea.
00:14:40Angie, maybe you're showing the money.
00:14:43What kind of man asks a woman for help?
00:14:46I deserve someone hotter, richer, and better than you.
00:14:51Yo.
00:14:52You looking for me?
00:14:55Ugh.
00:14:59Ugh.
00:15:01Ugh.
00:15:03Ugh.
00:15:04Oh, Jesus, man.
00:15:05What the fuck?
00:15:06That's a strong reaction.
00:15:08I've been looking for you.
00:15:09What's wrong?
00:15:10I might have lost my money.
00:15:12But you what?
00:15:14Dude, Enzo's going to kill you.
00:15:16It wasn't my fault, okay?
00:15:17I got pickpocketed when I wasn't looking.
00:15:19Wow.
00:15:19What an all-over twist, right?
00:15:21All right.
00:15:22I'll take pity on you.
00:15:23How much you need?
00:15:23I don't need your money, man.
00:15:25I'm going to find the kid.
00:15:26I don't need a freaking handout from you.
00:15:28All right.
00:15:29Whatever you say, dog.
00:15:32Think, Jack.
00:15:33Think.
00:15:33That kid kind of reminds me of myself at his age.
00:15:38There was this place I used to hide when I was in trouble.
00:15:49He really is just like me.
00:15:51Listen.
00:15:52My parents own a satellite imaging company.
00:15:55They said we can find the kid at...
00:15:57Oh.
00:15:59Nice job.
00:16:02Well, what are you waiting for?
00:16:03Let's beat that job.
00:16:04Wait.
00:16:05We can't.
00:16:06He's just a kid.
00:16:06We can't beat him up.
00:16:07He's a thief.
00:16:10He's alone.
00:16:12Just like I was.
00:16:15He's probably an orphan, too.
00:16:16Homeless.
00:16:19He needs the money more than I do.
00:16:22Wait.
00:16:22Did you hear you said a homeless orphan?
00:16:31Let him keep it.
00:16:32Honestly.
00:16:33Yeah.
00:16:33He reminds me of someone.
00:16:36I've left that part of me way behind.
00:16:39Has Paxton changed?
00:16:46Besides, man.
00:16:48Beating up homeless kids was so...
00:16:50Ten years ago for me.
00:16:51Got better shit to do now.
00:16:52Much better shit to do than grind old gutter trash into orphan bits.
00:16:56Right?
00:16:56Well, I'm about to do that.
00:17:00By the way, don't you have that date?
00:17:06Shit.
00:17:07I still need to register.
00:17:09No, no, no, no, no, wait.
00:17:11Please.
00:17:12I need to secure my spot in the tournament.
00:17:14Here.
00:17:15I know it's not enough.
00:17:15One.
00:17:15Look, baby, save it.
00:17:17We've already closed up shop for the season.
00:17:19But I was here the whole time you were on break.
00:17:21I was waiting outside.
00:17:22You can't close now.
00:17:22It's out of my hands.
00:17:24I sought the last two vouchers to those two gentlemen over there.
00:17:30Shit.
00:17:31Not those guys again.
00:17:33Hey!
00:17:34Wait up.
00:17:36Look who it is.
00:17:38Shake-covered stick man.
00:17:41What do you want?
00:17:42A challenge.
00:17:43If you both lose, I take one of your vouchers.
00:17:47What if you lose, huh?
00:17:49What could you even offer?
00:17:51Why don't you come find out?
00:17:57Now grab your friend and get out of here before I change my mind.
00:18:00Give me that shit.
00:18:01Get out of here.
00:18:03Finally.
00:18:04Now I can prove to the world I can beat Paxton Whitlock.
00:18:10Hello?
00:18:11Angie?
00:18:12Where are you, Jack?
00:18:13Vic is here and I need your help.
00:18:18I'm coming.
00:18:19Stay right there.
00:18:24Angie!
00:18:26There you are.
00:18:28I'm sorry.
00:18:29You left me waiting.
00:18:32Jeez.
00:18:33You look beautiful.
00:18:35I got caught up in the tournament sign-ups and, you know, a bunch of crazy shit.
00:18:39But where the hell is Vic?
00:18:42It's all right now.
00:18:43Did he touch you?
00:18:44He got scared off.
00:18:44Did he hurt you?
00:18:45It's fine.
00:18:47He got scared off.
00:18:49Bye.
00:18:50Sure you want me to wear this?
00:18:52I mean, red is so not my color.
00:18:56Oh, hey.
00:18:57You got the voucher?
00:19:00What is he doing here?
00:19:02I thought this was our date, Angie.
00:19:05Wait.
00:19:05You thought I meant, like, a romantic date?
00:19:09I'm so sorry, Jack.
00:19:10It's just that, with it being the investors' banquet, I just wanted some protection in case
00:19:14Vic tried something tonight.
00:19:15And so when you were late, I called Paxton.
00:19:18No need to explain, Angie.
00:19:20It's all right.
00:19:20It's clear.
00:19:21Of the two of us, I'm just the more reliable.
00:19:25It's fine, right?
00:19:27Everything is fine.
00:19:28Double the date.
00:19:30It's double the protection, right?
00:19:33And double the fun.
00:19:35So?
00:19:36What do you say?
00:19:38Yeah.
00:19:39Fine.
00:19:40As you wish.
00:19:43All right.
00:19:44Go on.
00:19:47Here.
00:19:49Use the shed to change.
00:19:51I'll meet you in the ballroom after.
00:19:53Yes, ma'am.
00:19:57You are such a kiss-ass.
00:20:00I think she likes it.
00:20:01No.
00:20:02She likes me, man.
00:20:10Briefs?
00:20:11What?
00:20:11What's wrong with the briefs?
00:20:12I like to keep the boys all supported.
00:20:16What do you wear?
00:20:17Baggy boxers.
00:20:25He does wear baggy.
00:20:26You know, man, you knew this was me and Angie's date, and yet you still showed up.
00:20:31Yeah, well, it's not my fault Angie thinks I'm more trustworthy.
00:20:35Look, dude, if you want to be a little bitch about it, I think I'm just going to go ask
00:20:39Angie
00:20:40for a dance right now.
00:20:42Right now?
00:20:42She'd never dance with you.
00:20:45You think so?
00:20:46We used to dance a lot back in college, if you forgot.
00:20:50We used to love dancing real.
00:20:56Dirty.
00:20:57Dirty dancing.
00:21:00Hey!
00:21:01Give me back my pants!
00:21:03Hey!
00:21:03Give me back my...
00:21:06Pants.
00:21:10Shit!
00:21:12What should I do now?
00:21:24What are you wearing?
00:21:26I can explain.
00:21:27Wow!
00:21:28Where did you get that outfit?
00:21:30On clearance from the dumpster store, or...
00:21:33Well, I think it's perfect.
00:21:35Thanks, Ed.
00:21:37I couldn't agree more, sweetheart.
00:21:40Tell us the whole story in one look.
00:21:42Rags to riches.
00:21:43Janitor to superstar, huh?
00:21:46We're going to make so much money tonight.
00:21:50All right.
00:21:51You guys stay put.
00:21:53I'll be right back with some investors to schmooze.
00:21:56You look beautiful, baby.
00:21:58Oh, thanks, Dad.
00:22:03Angie Bianchi.
00:22:05No.
00:22:06He's about to make a move.
00:22:07May I have this dance?
00:22:09Wow.
00:22:11Um...
00:22:11Angie, before you decide anything, just know that Paxton is an animal.
00:22:15He's trying to get this dance, you know?
00:22:16And I like...
00:22:17Hey.
00:22:18You were both my dates, right?
00:22:22And I guess I would just have to dance with both of you.
00:22:26Okay.
00:22:27Okay.
00:22:45And I guess I would just have to dance with both of you.
00:22:45I'm happy.
00:22:45Let's do it.
00:22:46I'll be right back for some business.
00:22:49Okay.
00:22:53The doctor's called The Charmin.
00:22:53I'm happy.
00:22:53Let's do it.
00:22:56I'm happy to step out of the way.
00:22:56I'm happy to move on to the roadside.
00:22:57I'm happy to move on to the roadside.
00:22:57I won't be right now.
00:22:57I'm happy to do it.
00:22:57Jack, come on.
00:22:58The investor I got introduced.
00:23:00What are you doing, man?
00:23:01Come on, let's go.
00:23:05What was that?
00:23:06I was just feeling the moment.
00:23:09Really?
00:23:09That felt like it was more for Jack than it was for me.
00:23:12What?
00:23:12Angie, I've cared for you.
00:23:14You know that.
00:23:16What's wrong?
00:23:17I want you to stop bullying Jack.
00:23:19There was a fur suit in the back, I gave him.
00:23:22Where's his pants?
00:23:23Huh?
00:23:26Angie, I'm listening.
00:23:34How you doing, pretty lady?
00:23:36Mind if I take a tournament dance floor?
00:23:37Or would you rather just skip to come home with me, huh?
00:23:39Why?
00:23:41All right, Jack.
00:23:42This is Cynthia.
00:23:43She's the president of the tournament rules committee.
00:23:46This is the man I've been telling you about.
00:23:49The Jack janitor in the flesh, huh?
00:23:51Come on, Jack, introduce yourself.
00:23:53Hi, it's good to, you know, meet you.
00:23:55He smells like a dirty old diaper.
00:23:59I didn't realize that the rags and rags to riches meant toilet paper.
00:24:05All right, now hold on.
00:24:06Jack's a great fighter.
00:24:07He might even take on Paxton one day.
00:24:10This urchin thinks he could take on Paxton Whitlock?
00:24:15That would be a bland image disaster.
00:24:18His kind does not deserve to be in our tournament.
00:24:22The public life is for the rich.
00:24:29Hey!
00:24:29You think you could be our friend?
00:24:31You don't belong with us.
00:24:35Cynthia, he's a good fighter.
00:24:36He's a good kid.
00:24:40Hey, man.
00:24:41Yeah, shut this off, man.
00:24:46Maybe they're all right about me.
00:24:48I don't belong here.
00:24:51I don't belong anywhere.
00:24:56He's brought the fucking girl.
00:24:58Come on!
00:24:58Help!
00:24:59Help!
00:24:59Somebody help me!
00:25:01Help!
00:25:01Angie?
00:25:06Jackie, my boy!
00:25:07How you doing, kid?
00:25:09I hope you already ate since I, you know, I ran out of dog food.
00:25:15What do you want with Angie?
00:25:16Is it obvious?
00:25:18I'm going to take it to city hard.
00:25:19I'm going to marry you.
00:25:22Oh, look at the corners on this fucking floor sweep.
00:25:26You really think you could take fucking six guys on at once?
00:25:30I'm up the floor with two guys earlier.
00:25:32What's doing that, Vic?
00:25:34Three?
00:25:35Yeah.
00:25:36Three more times, huh?
00:25:37This guy's funny.
00:25:39I'll be sure to write that in your obituary.
00:25:41Get this motherfucker now!
00:25:43Let's go.
00:25:48All right.
00:25:49What's two more times?
00:25:53What's so funny?
00:25:55Oh, Faxton.
00:25:57Enzo here was just telling me the most hilarious little joke.
00:26:00He says that little janitor that he's been carting around has what it takes to beat you.
00:26:05Yeah, I don't know about all that.
00:26:07But I'll tell you one thing about him.
00:26:08He's got more drive and follow through and his right hook than you'll ever have in your entire miserable life.
00:26:14Paxton, what?
00:26:15I never.
00:26:16If he wants to fight me, I say let him fight me.
00:26:19I'm the best in the world.
00:26:20Well, I determine who's a worthy opponent or not.
00:26:23So believe me when I say that that kid, there is no one else like him.
00:26:31Hey, what the hell, Paxton?
00:26:33Cynthia could have been our windfall investor.
00:26:35Why'd you piss her off?
00:26:37Me?
00:26:37I just sold Jack as if he's the up-and-coming fighter to watch in next week's turn.
00:26:42You should be thanking me.
00:26:43Oh, you sly dog, you, huh?
00:26:47Okay, okay.
00:26:48Enough, enough.
00:26:49Hey, speaking of Jack and Angie, you seen them around anywhere?
00:26:59Angie, you all right in there?
00:27:01It's a little cramped, but I'm doing fine.
00:27:04What a great performance.
00:27:06But let's get real.
00:27:08You're alone.
00:27:10And you ain't invincible.
00:27:14We'll see you down there.
00:27:23Where's Angie?
00:27:24She's in the trunk, man.
00:27:25I got this.
00:27:26Hey, shut up.
00:27:26I need you on my sets.
00:27:37Angie!
00:27:38Hey, boys.
00:27:39Can you give me a hand?
00:27:41I'll try.
00:27:45I think a thank you is in order.
00:27:48If you two had actually protected me, like I hired you two instead of pickering all night,
00:27:53we could have avoided this whole mess.
00:27:55Yeah.
00:27:56Thanks.
00:27:59I don't give a shit if you're sleeping.
00:28:00Wake the fuck up!
00:28:09It's a good thing you're so experienced at cleaning up messes.
00:28:13Till next time.
00:28:18Look, she's right.
00:28:20You know, Angie's off limits for the both of us until the tournament is over.
00:28:24No, man.
00:28:25But what if we got a tournament to fight?
00:28:28All right, crazed billionaire gym investors out for revenge.
00:28:31Trust me, we got enough to deal with without being at each other's throats.
00:28:34What do you say?
00:28:35Deal?
00:28:37Truce.
00:28:39I'm still going to beat you one day.
00:28:42We'll get our fight.
00:28:44In time.
00:28:46Okay.
00:28:47Okay.
00:28:47I got money to spend.
00:28:49Janitor.
00:28:50That needs to be taken out with the fucking trash.
00:28:52It needs to be done fucking yesterday!
00:28:56All right, you ready?
00:28:57Mm-hmm.
00:28:58Okay.
00:28:59Is that too hard?
00:29:01No, I'm fine.
00:29:02What?
00:29:03I'm not some fragile princess.
00:29:05I got stamina.
00:29:08Wait.
00:29:09Is Angie flirting with me?
00:29:13Oh, God.
00:29:14Am I flirting back?
00:29:16Angie's off limits for the both of us until the tournament is over.
00:29:20We're good.
00:29:21Where are you going?
00:29:22I need you.
00:29:23I need you.
00:29:33Well, that didn't work.
00:29:37What is that?
00:29:41What's going on?
00:29:42Tournament announced the first round of fights.
00:29:46Ready to see who you're fighting, Jackie?
00:29:48I hope it's him.
00:29:50Imagine beating Paxton Whitlock in the first round.
00:29:53And the unlucky best in his.
00:30:00What?
00:30:01What's wrong?
00:30:03I had no clue he got out so soon.
00:30:06Dude.
00:30:07You're fighting Andre and Gigotti.
00:30:09Wait, wait, wait.
00:30:10Who's Andre?
00:30:12Pack it up, Paxton.
00:30:15So I can get a free name once again.
00:30:19Most people that get in the ring with Andre Gigotti don't come out alive.
00:30:23Come off of it, man.
00:30:25You're just trying to scare me.
00:30:26It's got to be a myth.
00:30:29Right?
00:30:32Well, you know what I always do when I feel like I have a terrifying challenge ahead of me?
00:30:40I go to the spa.
00:30:45I've never been to one of you, dude.
00:30:46You talk.
00:30:51You know you're not supposed to wear clothes in here, right?
00:30:53Where does it say that?
00:30:55You're going to get heat stroked, dude.
00:30:56You're just mad you can't check me out, huh?
00:30:59Okay.
00:31:00Well, it's your funeral.
00:31:05Finally.
00:31:10Paxton, if that's you, man, close the door.
00:31:12You're letting out all the hot air.
00:31:14So annoying.
00:31:16Andre Gigotti is the last man you'll ever see.
00:31:19No!
00:31:20No!
00:31:22Hey!
00:31:22I'm trapped in here!
00:31:23Angie!
00:31:24Paxton!
00:31:28Man, spa day was a good idea.
00:31:31Oh, thanks.
00:31:32You know, I...
00:31:34I think Jack's really enjoying himself.
00:31:36Who knows with that guy.
00:31:38Where is he, by the way?
00:31:39He's, uh...
00:31:42Help!
00:31:43He's sweating it out in the sauna.
00:31:45Believe it or not, he goes fully clothed when he's in there.
00:31:48What a weirdo, right?
00:31:50I hate to admit Paxton was right.
00:31:56Why can't they hear me?
00:31:58Are they flirting?
00:32:01Oh, I think...
00:32:03I'm gonna die.
00:32:05I tried to tell him.
00:32:07A lot of guys prefer to go nude.
00:32:08Let's...
00:32:09Angie!
00:32:15Jack!
00:32:16What the hell happened?
00:32:17Hey!
00:32:18All right, man?
00:32:19All right.
00:32:20Let's go.
00:32:23So Andre tried to kill Jack.
00:32:26That's what he says.
00:32:27I mean, he was delirious, but...
00:32:30I believe him.
00:32:31I've heard rumors that people sometimes pay Andre to stage...
00:32:36accidents...
00:32:36in the ring and elsewhere.
00:32:39But hardly anyone we know takes Jack seriously,
00:32:42and I know you didn't pay Andre.
00:32:44It doesn't matter who hired him.
00:32:46I'm still gonna beat his ass the same in the ring.
00:32:48Jack, let me handle this.
00:32:49All right, if Andre really is an assassin,
00:32:52we can use my parents' resources to gather...
00:32:53I don't need you to solve my problems for me, moneybag.
00:32:56Dude, is your brain still lacking oxygen?
00:33:00Whatever, man.
00:33:03You said someone would need to see Jack as competition
00:33:05until we kill him, right?
00:33:08What if it isn't tournament competition?
00:33:13Where you getting at?
00:33:15I think I know who's got it out for Jack.
00:33:22Gotcha, bitch.
00:33:38You're being an idiot again, Jack.
00:33:42A big, dumb idiot.
00:33:45I've got to handle this myself.
00:33:47You know, it's my first fight in the tournament,
00:33:49and I've got a lot to prove.
00:33:50What will it prove if you're dead?
00:33:57Angie's off-limits for the both of us
00:33:59until the tournament is over.
00:34:01We've got to take a shove.
00:34:03Stop!
00:34:05Why won't you let me get close to you?
00:34:06That sauna thing really scared me.
00:34:08What if I lost you?
00:34:09I don't need your help, Angie.
00:34:11No one can do everything themselves.
00:34:13Vic wants to kill you because you helped me.
00:34:16The least you could do is talk to me.
00:34:18Jack, Jack!
00:34:20You ready to go?
00:34:28Andre Gigante made sure he was not followed.
00:34:31Can I ask you a question?
00:34:34What's with the whole third-person shtick?
00:34:35Were you dropped in your head as a kid or something?
00:34:37Andre Gigante thinks making fun of his well-documented brain trauma is uncalled.
00:34:42Oh, yeah, whatever.
00:34:49Whew!
00:34:50A gift.
00:34:52Place lead with 40 pounds of extra wallop in each fist.
00:34:56One punch to the chest,
00:34:58and the unlucky son of a bitch is going to stop breathing.
00:35:01Permanently.
00:35:19If I can't beat Andre Gigante in the ring, there's no way in hell I can beat Pax and Whitlock.
00:35:24Ladies and gentlemen, here on the broad, we're streaming live from the Boil Hikes Fighting Pits.
00:35:33You've all heard the rumors.
00:35:35They do him no injustice.
00:35:37Introducing, in this corner, the reigning Reaper of the Ring, Andre Gigante!
00:35:45Ladies and gentlemen, a slight change of plans.
00:35:48Turns out, Andre Gigante will not be fighting this evening.
00:35:51No, no, what are you doing, dude? Stop!
00:35:53Andre Gigante has done nothing wrong!
00:35:59Fuck!
00:36:00Oof!
00:36:01Caught you red-handed.
00:36:02Or should I say, heavy-handed.
00:36:19You all right?
00:36:21I don't care that he cheated, I just...
00:36:24I wanted to win.
00:36:25I needed to win, Angie.
00:36:29Jack, it's okay that you...
00:36:30I had help, knowing you were out there watching me.
00:36:36That sounded a lot less wimpy in my head.
00:36:53Uh, uh, yeah, I need to take a shower.
00:36:57I can help with him.
00:37:05All right, Angie.
00:37:07Show me what you got.
00:37:08Come on.
00:37:14What the...
00:37:21That was great.
00:37:23Really, just...
00:37:24Except for the shitty form and clumsy execution.
00:37:26Come on, I'll talk.
00:37:27That's uncalled for, man.
00:37:28You wanted to teach her street fighting, right?
00:37:30Yet you're taking it easy with kid gloves.
00:37:33I wonder why.
00:37:35Why don't you try that on me?
00:37:40No.
00:37:41Come on, Ed.
00:37:44Are you serious?
00:37:45No.
00:37:46Okay, okay.
00:37:48Sorry, did I take it too far?
00:37:50Because, uh, Vic won't use your strength.
00:37:53I'm not mistaken.
00:37:55I want to try again.
00:37:56Oh, it's all right.
00:37:58Relax.
00:38:00Boys!
00:38:01In my office!
00:38:09Call came in this morning.
00:38:11Your next match, Arizona.
00:38:14Wait, what are you saying?
00:38:15You two are going to road trip together.
00:38:17Just the two of you.
00:38:19Let me get this straight.
00:38:20Wait, this dullard attacks me earlier.
00:38:22And now, I got to be locked in a car with him for six hours?
00:38:27How can this day get any better?
00:38:30Your cheap-ass booked a room with only one bed?
00:38:35Come.
00:38:40Hey, I was using that.
00:38:42Yeah, well, someone likes to wear their smurf thong a bit,
00:38:44so I got to build a pillow border.
00:38:46They're called fashion briefs, you classless dullard.
00:38:50Stop calling me a duck.
00:38:52What?
00:38:54Just go to bed, man.
00:38:59Okay, look.
00:39:00Clearly, you're angry at me,
00:39:02or you wouldn't have heard Angie like that.
00:39:03So why don't you just tell me what's going on,
00:39:05because we've been traveling all day,
00:39:06I got a match in the morning,
00:39:07and I want to get some sleep.
00:39:09I saw you and Angie in the shower together
00:39:11after your last match.
00:39:14Hey, Jack.
00:39:15You see the look on your face when I saved your ass?
00:39:18Fucking priceless, man.
00:39:20I know Andre got disqualified,
00:39:23but there's still a participation trophy
00:39:25if you still want to...
00:39:28Jack?
00:39:39That's why you're mad?
00:39:40We made a path, man.
00:39:42No one dates Angie until the tournament's over.
00:39:44You hurt Angie to get back at me.
00:39:50You ungrateful snake.
00:39:51You only slept there
00:39:52because you couldn't handle receiving your fucking ass.
00:40:04I've loved Angie since we were kids.
00:40:05You wouldn't know anything about that.
00:40:09Oh, God.
00:40:12I wouldn't know what love is.
00:40:14Your parents didn't even love you enough to stick around.
00:40:17I'm gonna kill you.
00:40:19I'm gonna kill you.
00:40:23I hate you!
00:40:25Police!
00:40:26Open up!
00:40:29Hey, officer.
00:40:31You two all right in there?
00:40:32Yeah.
00:40:33We're both great.
00:40:34You're doing good.
00:40:35Oh, it's just that I got a call
00:40:37for some sort of domestic situation.
00:40:41Yeah, um...
00:40:42Yeah, we're both straight guys,
00:40:43so, you know, nothing's going on here.
00:40:45He did this to me
00:40:46because I refused to be a little spoon, officer.
00:40:48What?
00:40:49What?
00:40:49I just, I said I needed to shower
00:40:51and brush my teeth.
00:40:52No, that's not true.
00:41:01This bed,
00:41:03it's so uncomfortable.
00:41:05I can't believe I had to stay here all night.
00:41:10Would you shut up, crazy guy?
00:41:13Your mind goblins aren't real.
00:41:17Some of us have places to be in the morning.
00:41:20I'm scared.
00:41:26Finally,
00:41:28some peace and quiet.
00:41:39sleep would have been nice.
00:41:42Oh!
00:41:46After Rooks, after Young Hopeful.
00:41:47Jack Hurts.
00:41:51Keep your head up, Jack.
00:42:02Sorry, Angie.
00:42:03Looks like your new boyfriend's a real loser after all.
00:42:15Angie.
00:42:16What the hell is wrong with you?
00:42:18What's wrong with me?
00:42:19I told you I cared for you,
00:42:20and you go and fuck that idiot.
00:42:22That had nothing to do with you.
00:42:25Oh, really?
00:42:28Then how do you explain falling for some random janitor?
00:42:31Jack is not just some random janitor.
00:42:34I've known him my whole life.
00:42:35We both have.
00:42:38Of course, you're just so self-centered.
00:42:40I totally forgot him.
00:42:42I just looked at the guy a few weeks ago.
00:42:43Jack grew up as a homeless orphan, Paxton.
00:42:51He only wants to beat you because he respects you so much,
00:42:55and you don't even see him.
00:42:59He just wants to be seen.
00:43:09This is amazing, folks.
00:43:10I've never seen anything like it.
00:43:12I don't know if I saw old janitor.
00:43:13Past promise.
00:43:15Supernatural force.
00:43:16Warned by sheer force of will.
00:43:17But no matter how many times this rookie gets knocked out,
00:43:20he just keeps getting backed up.
00:43:22It's like the universe just isn't allowing him to stay down.
00:43:35You can do it, Jack.
00:43:36You can outlast him.
00:43:53I can't believe it.
00:43:54Jack can't quit.
00:43:55For that later, I can't believe it.
00:43:57No!
00:44:05Jack just, Jack just what?
00:44:07Sounds like you've fallen asleep.
00:44:09Now, can you get back to the real reason I called?
00:44:11Yeah, yeah.
00:44:12What's the real reason you called?
00:44:14Oh, there's nothing.
00:44:15Just big broke in here and attacked me in my home.
00:44:19But he what?
00:44:20Yeah, attacked me in my home.
00:44:22It's okay, though.
00:44:23I took care of it.
00:44:24Turns out all that self-defense training really paid off.
00:44:26Wait, what do you mean?
00:44:28Oh, I got him gagged and hog-tied on my living room floor.
00:44:32Can't believe this asshole was stupid enough to come alone.
00:44:40What do you have to say for yourself, Buster?
00:44:43Who say that I came alone, huh?
00:44:53Andre Gigante takes no pleasure in haming the pretty lady.
00:45:02Hello?
00:45:03Angie?
00:45:04Angie!
00:45:07Angie, where are you?
00:45:08I'll check upstairs.
00:45:15Paxton!
00:45:16Paxton!
00:45:17What?
00:45:17What happened?
00:45:18I don't know.
00:45:19What does it say?
00:45:21If you want Angie alive, come to the abandoned warehouse at the edge of town.
00:45:24Just you two.
00:45:25Alone.
00:45:27Jack, wait up!
00:45:28Don't follow me!
00:45:29Dude, you're walking into a trap.
00:45:30I don't care.
00:45:31Angie's in trouble and it's my job to protect her.
00:45:33It's both our jobs.
00:45:34Yeah.
00:45:42Well, if it ain't the soft brain made and his big bossy bottom.
00:45:46Where's Angie?
00:45:47She's safe.
00:45:48We're going to have ourselves a bit of a competition, shall we?
00:45:51You beat all of us.
00:45:52All three of yous can go on your merry way.
00:45:55Enlighten me.
00:45:57What if we lose?
00:45:58I should say, what happens in Fight Club, dies in Fight Club.
00:46:05Get him.
00:46:10You remember me?
00:46:12Nope.
00:46:13I'll handle this.
00:46:15Why do you lose have to be so difficult?
00:46:16There.
00:46:17Two for each and you.
00:46:20Don't really have a choice in this, do I?
00:46:21I don't care.
00:46:22Just stay out of my freaking way.
00:46:32What's going on out there?
00:46:33Hey.
00:46:35No talking.
00:46:38I know we're not exactly on the best terms right now, but if you have any chance of beating
00:46:41these guys, we'll have to stick together.
00:46:43Fine.
00:46:44But I'm still not done with you yet.
00:47:02These guys are unstoppable.
00:47:04Believe it, creep.
00:47:11What a team.
00:47:12Now that fight?
00:47:14You're a beauty.
00:47:15Oh.
00:47:18It's too bad.
00:47:20You know why I don't want?
00:47:21Because it's going to be your last.
00:47:22Might as well save us the effort.
00:47:24Hand Angie over now.
00:47:25You pissed off the two best fighters in the world.
00:47:31Dude.
00:47:31I had cake for lunch.
00:47:33Dude, take off your shirt.
00:47:34Fine.
00:47:36Together, we can't lose.
00:47:44It's a bit insulting that these idiots think I'm such a non-threat that they didn't even
00:47:49tie my hands.
00:47:50That does give me an idea.
00:47:53What are you into, huh?
00:47:56Big man like you.
00:47:58Strong hands.
00:48:00Thick fingers.
00:48:01But you know just how to get a girl wet.
00:48:03I didn't say you could speak.
00:48:05Oh, come on.
00:48:07Don't be a prude.
00:48:08What do you like to do in bed?
00:48:10Come on.
00:48:11You can tell mommy.
00:48:12Why do you want to know?
00:48:13Why don't you come over here and put me in my place?
00:48:16You know what I think?
00:48:17I think you're not man enough.
00:48:22Say that again.
00:48:32Let's do this bitch.
00:48:34Let's do this bitch.
00:49:01Why don't you just give up, huh?
00:49:07Andre Gigante thinks you should slow down.
00:49:10Just like my last 30 opponents.
00:49:12Why don't we make them come to us?
00:49:15Hey, shitballs!
00:49:16I escaped!
00:49:27All right, all right.
00:49:30Oh.
00:49:31You're not so bad either.
00:49:34Come on.
00:49:37There.
00:49:42Man, I don't get it.
00:49:44Does she like me or does she like you?
00:49:46Let's figure it out later, man.
00:49:47We can both use some sleep.
00:49:49Man, you have no idea.
00:49:50Tell me about it.
00:49:54Which one of you is Vic Michelson?
00:50:01Hey, Ma.
00:50:02Call the tournament rules committee.
00:50:04Tell them I got a lovely little video to show them.
00:50:17You know, sometimes I forget you're still a janitor.
00:50:21It's crazy.
00:50:23I still haven't forgiven you for Arizona, you know.
00:50:25And we're going to set out our beef in the final round of the tournament.
00:50:28Looking forward to it.
00:50:30Boys!
00:50:31In my office!
00:50:32Now!
00:50:38I'm ruined.
00:50:40Everything I've worked for, no one's going to invest in this gym now.
00:50:44What are you talking about, Enzo?
00:50:46Your fight with Vic went viral.
00:50:48And the committee saw it.
00:50:49They're kicking you out of the tournament.
00:50:51What?
00:50:51What are you talking about?
00:50:53The rules committee of the tournament is coming down on me.
00:50:56They think you two knuckleheads are conspiring to fix the last fight.
00:51:01I guess there are rules for sponsoring two fighters.
00:51:04Who knew?
00:51:05So that's it.
00:51:06We're disqualified then.
00:51:07Oh, no.
00:51:09Just one of you.
00:51:10The other one gets to continue on to the finals.
00:51:12And they said I gotta choose.
00:51:15Choose?
00:51:16Wait, you're picking me, right?
00:51:18I ain't decided that yet.
00:51:20Okay, no offense, but I'm the reigning champ here.
00:51:22I mean, before this, Jack was a nobody janitor.
00:51:25Some nobody janitor who can kick your ass.
00:51:27Oh, my God.
00:51:27Get over yourself, man.
00:51:29Look, I didn't mean it like that.
00:51:30But, Jack, come on.
00:51:31If anyone deserves this thing...
00:51:32Play me for it, then.
00:51:34Oh, you're scared now, buddy.
00:51:35Oh, wait, wait, wait.
00:51:36Hold on, hold on, hold on.
00:51:37Oh, that's perfect.
00:51:39A fight.
00:51:40Ah, the rules committee, they think you two aren't for real rivals.
00:51:44Why not give them a show, huh?
00:51:46We can even live stream it, bringing money for the gym.
00:51:49I'm gonna start arranging the details.
00:51:51You two, get ready for the fight of your lives.
00:51:55You can't be serious right now.
00:51:56Serious is a heart attack.
00:51:58If you two don't fight, I'm gonna lose everything I built here.
00:52:01So, for the one who comes out of the ring the winner, glad to have you.
00:52:05But, for the loser, sorry.
00:52:08You gotta leave this gym for good.
00:52:11It's the only way, Paxton.
00:52:13This is just what you wanted, isn't it?
00:52:15To ruin my life?
00:52:17You know what?
00:52:18Why wait for the fight?
00:52:19Let's settle this right here, right now.
00:52:21Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, what is it?
00:52:22Stop!
00:52:24Angie, we need to settle this right here.
00:52:27Which one of us do you want?
00:52:28Where is this coming from?
00:52:30You know what?
00:52:30I wanna know, too.
00:52:31Okay, you kissed him at the banquet, and we made love in the showers at the arena.
00:52:34Is this for real?
00:52:35Are we for real?
00:52:37If you have to ask, you are still a big, dumb idiot.
00:52:41And you are, too.
00:52:43This drama isn't about me, and it never was.
00:52:47The two of you need to figure out whatever this is between you.
00:52:50Otherwise, I don't want anything to do with either of you.
00:52:57Two childhood rivals.
00:52:59In a fight ten years in the making.
00:53:02In one corner.
00:53:03The golden boy chant.
00:53:05With the God-given mandate of heaven.
00:53:09Inches away from the title.
00:53:11He was born to claim.
00:53:13Versus trash-born rookie underdog.
00:53:15Whose sole dream is to steal his thunder.
00:53:19This is one for the history books.
00:53:22Man, you're gonna wanna watch this.
00:53:24You are gonna watch this live.
00:53:30You know, there was this homeless orphan kid I found living in an alley behind my school growing up.
00:53:37He always wanted to hang out with me.
00:53:39For some reason, it really got under my skin.
00:53:42He wasn't afraid of me.
00:53:44He had nothing to lose.
00:53:46I don't remember now.
00:53:52Look, man.
00:53:53Let's go out there and give that crowd a real good show.
00:53:57We'll exchange some blows.
00:53:58Spit out some blood.
00:54:00Make things real dramatic.
00:54:02And in the second half,
00:54:04you throw the match.
00:54:05What?
00:54:07I need you to throw it, man.
00:54:09I've worked my whole life for a shot this time.
00:54:11I mean, all my parents' investments,
00:54:12all my best years,
00:54:13it'd be for nothing.
00:54:14If I get disqualified,
00:54:15that's it, man.
00:54:16Come on, help me out here.
00:54:17No, no.
00:54:17I'm not gonna do that.
00:54:18I'm not throwing the fight.
00:54:20Dude, you don't even want this.
00:54:22You haven't worked half this hard for half...
00:54:23Yet I'm better.
00:54:24I'm better,
00:54:25and I'm gonna prove today that I'm better, too.
00:54:27You wanna beat me in a fight?
00:54:29Fine.
00:54:30We'll have that fight
00:54:31some other day
00:54:32in some other arena.
00:54:33But today is do or die.
00:54:34There are people watching out there, man.
00:54:36Today it means something.
00:54:37You don't understand.
00:54:39That's exactly why I need to do it.
00:54:40To prove that I can.
00:54:43Wow.
00:54:44After everything we've been through,
00:54:46you still fucking hate me, don't you?
00:54:50Why?
00:54:51Before I hated you,
00:54:52all I ever wanted was to be your friend.
00:54:54You just always made me feel like
00:54:56I deserve to be alone.
00:54:59And now I'm gonna make sure
00:55:00you know how it feels.
00:55:02I'm gonna beat you.
00:55:03Boys, what are you still doing back here?
00:55:06That fight's about to start.
00:55:14Maybe you do deserve to be alone.
00:55:18I'm gonna fucking kill him!
00:55:22I want a clean fight.
00:55:23I wanted to tell that to Paxton.
00:55:25He's the one prone to cheap shots.
00:55:26Whatever it takes to survive, yeah?
00:55:28Ain't that what you told Angie?
00:55:29All right, all right.
00:55:31And...
00:55:34Fight!
00:55:42Wow.
00:55:43That's a lot of yours.
00:55:45I thought you weren't gonna come.
00:55:47I'm gonna bring myself to miss it.
00:55:59You better give up now.
00:56:01It's only gonna get worse from here.
00:56:05Fight!
00:56:06Oh, you shit!
00:56:09Hey!
00:56:09I told you two I want a clean fight!
00:56:17I'm watching you two!
00:56:18I'm okay.
00:56:20I'm okay.
00:56:21I'm okay.
00:56:26He's never gonna give up, is he?
00:56:28He needs this too damn badly.
00:56:30He only wants to beat you so badly
00:56:32because he respects you.
00:56:34He just wants to be seen.
00:56:36Do I need to win that badly?
00:56:42Here, take this whistle.
00:56:44I need you to keep an eye on the fight.
00:56:45What are you doing?
00:56:46Leaving?
00:56:47Some assholes posting a
00:56:48illegal gambling site in a chat
00:56:51and I think I know who.
00:56:52So?
00:56:53So I'm gonna call Paxton's old man.
00:56:55I'm gonna find out who's taking my money!
00:56:58Stay here and announce the fight.
00:57:02Jack and Paxton seem like
00:57:03they are off to a rough start.
00:57:06Paxton seems very aggressive
00:57:09at the moment,
00:57:10but anything could change
00:57:11as the fight has only just begun.
00:57:13He's fucking you guys, huh?
00:57:14I can't decide if I'm betting
00:57:16against the poor urchin
00:57:17or the jerk who insulted me.
00:57:18It don't matter, Mom, okay?
00:57:20All the money comes to the family.
00:57:22And you know what they say?
00:57:23The house always wins.
00:57:26I should have known
00:57:27you two chuckle fucks
00:57:29were related.
00:57:30Enzo!
00:57:31Enzo!
00:57:32What are you doing in our house?
00:57:34I'm still the sponsor
00:57:35of those two fighters on screen.
00:57:37If anybody should be
00:57:38making money off of them,
00:57:39it's me!
00:57:56Why isn't he blocking?
00:57:57It's like he's giving up.
00:58:03Something just happened.
00:58:05Paxton is down.
00:58:06He seems injured.
00:58:17What the hell, Paxton?
00:58:19Why didn't you block me?
00:58:21I'm throwing, stupid.
00:58:22You need this more than I do.
00:58:24Will you get up, you asshole?
00:58:25You can't even let me have
00:58:26my win for real.
00:58:27Dude, this is for real, man.
00:58:28I just don't want it anymore.
00:58:30All right?
00:58:31It's cool.
00:58:32Now's a great chance
00:58:32for you to prove yourself
00:58:33and make it look good.
00:58:39Ow!
00:58:40Ow!
00:58:40Ow!
00:58:40My ankle!
00:58:42Oh!
00:58:42I'm done.
00:58:43My ankle.
00:58:43What are you doing?
00:58:45Get him.
00:58:45I can beat your ass
00:58:46some other day.
00:58:47I'm going to prove
00:58:48that I'm better than you,
00:58:49even at losing.
00:58:50What?
00:58:51Oh, God!
00:58:52Oh, God!
00:58:53I'm done.
00:58:54I lost.
00:58:55Oh, my stomach!
00:58:56Oh, no!
00:58:58Jack's the winner.
00:58:59No!
00:58:59Oh, I won!
00:59:01You win!
00:59:03Paxton won!
00:59:03No, I'm definitely,
00:59:04definitely the loser.
00:59:08It's a draw!
00:59:17That was amazing.
00:59:19What the hell was that?
00:59:21I don't even know.
00:59:23I guess we,
00:59:24who cares?
00:59:27Good news!
00:59:29The gym is rich again.
00:59:33Vick's Pines,
00:59:34they agreed to invest.
00:59:36You know,
00:59:36as long as we don't expose
00:59:37their little illegal
00:59:38gambling ring.
00:59:39Yeah!
00:59:40Don't do that!
00:59:41Just send them to jail.
00:59:43But, honey,
00:59:44it's money!
00:59:47Okay, while you guys figure that out,
00:59:50I mean,
00:59:50what about us?
00:59:52You said you can't sponsor us anymore.
00:59:53Not as individual fighters,
00:59:55but you made us so much money!
00:59:59I was thinking,
01:00:00what do you think
01:00:00if I sponsor you as a team?
01:00:02A team?
01:00:04Yeah,
01:00:05at the International Tag Team
01:00:07Fighting Tournament.
01:00:09What's seven more continents, right?
01:00:10So long as this oak agrees,
01:00:13what do you say,
01:00:13Jackie boy?
01:00:24Great form, Becca!
01:00:26Thanks, Angie.
01:00:27I had a great teacher.
01:00:29All right,
01:00:30that is it
01:00:30for Angie's self-defense class
01:00:32for this week.
01:00:33I will see you all
01:00:34next week
01:00:35when we learn
01:00:35how handy
01:00:36a high hill can be
01:00:37when used as a weapon.
01:00:42Hey,
01:00:43future wife.
01:00:44Hey.
01:00:46How's class going?
01:00:48Really great.
01:00:50Cool.
01:00:51Speaking of,
01:00:52it looks like
01:00:52Paxton has found himself
01:00:54some groupies.
01:00:55Let him have his fun.
01:00:58Hey,
01:00:59what are you all
01:00:59just standing around for?
01:01:00The world championship
01:01:01fight is tonight.
01:01:03Come on,
01:01:03let's go!
01:01:14Dude,
01:01:14can you believe
01:01:15we're about to be
01:01:16world champs?
01:01:17Come on!
01:01:18Still got to win, man.
01:01:19Dude,
01:01:20has there ever been a doubt?
01:01:21Come on.
01:01:23Speaking of doubts,
01:01:25how you feeling
01:01:26about the briefs?
01:01:26Come on,
01:01:27hit me straight.
01:01:28Nah,
01:01:28I don't know, man.
01:01:29I still don't like them,
01:01:30but
01:01:31they protect the little guys,
01:01:33so...
01:01:33They protect the little guys!
01:01:33I get it.
01:01:34I get it.
01:01:34I get it.
01:01:39Man,
01:01:41I'm really glad
01:01:42we're friends, man.
01:01:43Me too.
01:01:44Be yourselves
01:01:44for the main event, folks.
01:01:46Live from
01:01:47Madison Square Garden,
01:01:49this is
01:01:50the Underground
01:01:50Tag Team Fighting
01:01:52Tournament
01:01:52World Championship
01:01:54Finals!
01:01:56You ready?
01:01:57I was born ready.
01:02:00Let's go!
01:02:01Ladies and gentlemen,
01:02:02you know them,
01:02:03you love them,
01:02:04give it up for your
01:02:05jack janitor
01:02:06and golden
01:02:07boy,
01:02:08Jack Hurts
01:02:09and
01:02:10Paxton Whitlock!
01:02:12Woo!
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